News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 35

@sacbee_news why are there no reports of the California unemployment benefits computer crash last night?

@enjoysatan By making them unemployed and kicking em out. Right. Don't know much about it, live in US now. I shake a fist at Harper anyway.

#WouldItBeRacistToAsk President Obama why unemployment is still above 8%

you look like an unemployed TI lmaoooo

Deep sadness about leaving Manchester & returning to London & unemployment alleviated by the fact that the Paralympics start tomorrow - YAY!

has an unemployed manager ever had so much skysports time as harry bagpuss redknapp.go away you wanker.#exspuds

“@NOTSportsCenter: With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3” HA

If I'm technically unemployed why am I at work... #prairieprobs

Have the RNC in Tampa tdy, and Tales from the Unemployment Line (copyright

They are just all drugies,jc's(jobless corner) chaps,maaan this shit annoys,been indoor all day,and I have things to do

Hello Twitter its been a while..well, I'm home, unemployed but doing alright, I'm looking forward to my planned vacation..it wil b wild.

glad unemployment is incompetent at doing their fucking job. you tell me not to file for this week and that you'll put in 2 claims for me

@snahas You know me, anything to close a case. All done. See ya at the unemployment line #Loser

Hungover on Tuesday. Because, unemployed.

@jamiegambell not good...making less with new part time gig + unemployment than just unemployment. Comic biz frustrating as usual.

Last time I saw Dean Elgar I was hitting him for six. Now he's playing England and im unemployed #snuffbagcrickettweet

@twitfail88 I'm unemployed mate proper loving the doll

Only good feature so far is that norv turner is now unemployed

@realjeffreyross having a weekly roast show will probably put Daniel Tosh on the unemployment line! #theBurn is ridiculously funny!

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed..

Explain this @Ed_Miliband How has it been allowed?Why isnt this man in prison,at the very least CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED? t.co/pyjLGXvn”

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time, I got a new job down at the unemployment linee & we don't know how we got into this mess

@FXTraderUpdates the worst it yet to come. Unemployment at 25% I hope more money = more jobs #Traders #Trading #forex

98% of chelsea fans in Nigeria are Jobless. They Love drinking Chelsea Dry Gin

FWdeKlerk: the problems in SA poor education, unemployment, ailing health system, corruption and SAg1ur

Cardinals need to pounce on Chris Cooley #NFL #Unemployment

So glad Roy Oswalt was a giant bag of douche and turned down the Tigers $10 million offer #unemployment

@F_IONATOH HAHA GOOOD YA lorhh we like some jobless beggars hahaha. ok nightynightz study hard love

“I despise ppl like Ann Romney who pretend 2 know what it's like 2 b poor.” By @trcfwtt @bannerite #Unemployment #YouPeople #Poverty

@TwoPoleKevin you file for unemployment yet?

@stoneystar hahaha jobless girl! Am still alive! Just came bk from kt :d

2nd day in a row I've been made to feel awful about my financial & unemployment history (considering my age).

@yvonnenelsongh Rumours are for jobless people

I goto the the unemployment office to hit on women #guiltypleasure get them while they morale is low yeee

unemployment line, credit card decline, did I mention I was about to lose my mind and also bout to do that line #truestory #thankful ?

Finally got a job after being unemployed for two years!!!!

@ConHome Unpaid YTS: 'hide' youth unemployment by warehousing at A4E types. Subsidise training and apprenticeships

@iM_PopPInGtOn & why are you jobless ?

Ur tweet is as Dry as d Gin!!! *yawns*@memilanmania: 98% of chelsea fans in Nigeria are Jobless. They Love drinking Chelsea Dry Gin

Nawao @memilanmania: 98% of chelsea fans in Nigeria are Jobless. They Love drinking Chelsea Dry Gin

@pherranmi na you talk am o, me gan sef wey dey nija never hear that song, jobless frog

@callmechar its okayy, at least you have some hours at least? So you can join my unemployment club just yet :P

@Mackin_Ent i aint jobless just looking for a new job bruh lol

Just read Chris Grayling's piece about the new work scheme for young unemployed in London. Two things stuck out.

LMFAO I aint jobless just looking for a new job...sheesh you people are shallow

What are the Redskins thinking? Seriously. Fred Davis is a piss test away from unemployment & their next best TE was a WR last year

@FOX40 why is no one reporting on California's unemployment benefits computer cras last night?

Despite being both homeless and unemployed at the end of the week, I am in surprisingly high spirits! #!!!

@mthardyyy and it's all happening from my beach house. I find it ironic that I'm *technically* unemployed.

@somecanuckchick Discontent like that will be more widespread if current trends (unemployment, poverty, powerlessness) continues

@kme82695 LMAO to be young... we all have to get through it. my old-ass is watching pretty little liars all day cuz im unemployed. :P

@katieeestanley what happened? I get the unemployment call on the 10th of September! I'm nervous :/

“@zakmbhele: @helenzille: The biggest threats to South Africa are unemployment & attacks on the Constitution. #OnTheCouch” & poor schooling

Working full time an not having a summer an then listening to all the cool things your unemployed friends did. At least I'm making paper. :)

@evedsouza rowdy youth indeed..as well as jobless drug addicts. Police should shoot to kill to end this menace

Okay... so there is significantly more $$ in my account than there should be. And I don't know why it is there. #happy #jobless

@heytherewombat The fact unemployment was 3 million would of been obvious as sarcasm...

@NOTSportsCenter: With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3

@Manasi_Meghnani jobless

so im still technically unemployed even though i was hired a week ago!!! #wtf

Back to work I go , have fun tweeting you jobless whores lmao

when jobless people brag about what they have bought with my hard earned tax. something that i, the earner, cannot afford! #die

But I'm still unemployed.

I feel bad for a customer that fucks wit me today. I might end up unemployed.

The bottom line here is unemployment....as oomf just tweeted..I dont think those guyz rioting wametoka offici wakuje kurusha mawe

@TheDemocrats Hard to create jobs when unemployment is only 4.8%. Not exactly an environment needing a lot of production..unlike now- 8.3%

Ko ta menRT @memilanmania: 98% of chelsea fans in Nigeria are Jobless. They Love drinking Chelsea Dry Gin

Moving towards unemployment with steady steps :) ????????

Cake for breakfast! Yes, I just woke up. #unemployed #hottt

@thecooleyzone Chris Cooley talked all that smack about Romo and the Cowboys now he is unemployed. Never hate on the #Cowboys

Why hasn't there been a split screen of BO playing golf or on the beach on vacation, while the unemployed are looking for work? #tcot

Fuck a blunt... That shit is not as cool as niggas try n make it. 50% of weed smokers r unemployed.

“@NOTSportsCenter: With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens & now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3” #fb

@Dopepizza true...but obama really does suck, i don't pay taxes so that people too lazy to get a job can go blow the unemployment on drugs

@RealSkipBayless Yeah your boy V Young is really a super star. Told you last year that you were dead wrong. Now he's jobless.

cali has the highest unemployment rate right now , fukk a job your in a position to do something bettet

Today I have mostly: listened to Taylor Swift and decided to similarly harness my bitterness and become a country superstar. #unemployment

@heytherewombat Oh, so you're saying the unemployed are the problem?

Well, I'm jobless again. My boss is shutting the doors as of tomorrow. :( Just hope through this trial he finds Jesus.

@maryharristw @twrumours @eagle44 @twbc_chiefexec I think the unemployed should be made to round them up or lose their benefits #itsonlyfair

I don't feel as bad if I don't get the new one since I know I'm not completely jobless ...

After nearly 21 years of unemployment ya boy finally got a job!!

@brijuhaha heh biarinn drpd jobless :p

Finally unemployed for the summer #UniLife

Just emailed the dean of my residential college asking for a job... #unemployment

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @TeamCavuto @RNC ...if I am not mistaken..isn't the Trump clothing line made in China#unemployment

@FootballAgent49 You guys are just frauds and I dnt know how ppl even believe u guys You truly are jobless pricks who do absolutely nothing

@giovannim519 lol nooo!!:( im unemployed!!! I need a job though!!! D:

@BarackObama we want to stay unemployed. #tcot

unemployment on hold music was created by satan

If you been working non stop all your life it's only right you grab that unemployment if you can. It's your money anyway

Just wrapped up a successful summer working the Florida Keys! Where to next? #unemployed #wanderlust

@deejackson you read graylings piece in the standard? Young unemployed forced to work in care homes. Potentially dangerous, no?

Unemployed youths who receive ?56pw Job Seekers HAVE to spend 10 hrs pw searching for jobs if u have to MAKE them - DON'T give them money!

Most Tweeps Are So Jobless And Some Of'Em Are Seeking For Celebs Attention And More Followers...TundeEdnut On Stv Ent...News.

4 new cavities this morning and an unemployment hearing from Hell just now are really helping make this just a fabulous Tuesday!

@AllHisOwnStunts I'm unemployed :/

got a new job now on the unemployment line

With Vince Young, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens and now Chris Cooley, the unemployment office would beat the #Jets 35-3 @ShivenShiven

@TheWigginsBoy china? Lol still jobless not happy boo