News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 28.08.12 Part 27

Dads Making a Midlife Career Change: In this jobless economy, the thought of a midlife career change is on the mind…

@CatherineQ birth control is EASILY accessible everywhere. If you have two bucks you have condoms, etc etc. BC vs jobless, hunger? #ECONOMY

Ahan? Come and gimme job nw@iReppRillzz: @bouqui_blaize Are you'That jobless

Day 1 of being unemployed. I could get used to this.

@TravisRodgers well it looks like Vince is unemployed and is well on his way to enjoying our lifestyle —geriatric kooks that eat fancy feast

Over the age of 21 & Jobless, #killyoself

Over the age of 21 &

#Naptime cause I'm #Jobless

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-----> “@HunnitBottles_: Over the age of 21 & Jobless, #killyoself”

A $16 trillion deficit and unemployment over 8% for 42 months has nothing to do with race or gender #tcot

ot gonna get nowhere like that but jobless nd on welfare

God be giving unemployed people all the good weather!

When I have no real reason to be awake, it's hard to get up before noon, and limit myself to 9hrs of sleep. #jobless #motivationless #sleep

@Styrobrain You have no idea what you are talking about. Unemployment in FLA is 6 months. $275 a week. Too rich for you?

750,000 more women unemployed today!This is the war on women.Obama wheres your jobs plan for us.

Young unemployed Londoners will be forced to do 3 months unpaid fulltime work or have their benefits cut #FINALLY

Got unemployment on deck cos it bees like that sometime

@PhillyKG: @ ya jobless follower @DrewAkaDino

Sing the #Jobless song. I'm jobless n I'm happy. I'm jobless n I'm free. I'm jobless n I have no worries. I'm jobless I'm jobless. #Jobless

Feel the worse for good dads that's unemployed and still gettin fucked by child support.... It's like they're telling u to go sell dope

this time next week i'll be unemployed :D #rollon5 next Tuesday!

S/O to Hollister for getting me off the unemployment line

He is stressed @1nuolah: Huh? @Deehino: Jobless Souls Tweeting @deehino cc @KejiTomi @1nuolah”

@BucktownzFinest haha its ok, just sucks being jobless on madden day haha

Obama/Biden 2012: Because unemployment, debt, and Medicare don't matter if George Clooney likes you. /@Doc_0

@saalon Consequently, I am dealing with the fact that you cannot get through to talk to a person at Unemployment.

@B_tchInApt23 jobless :( #poor

@bibekdebroy KC of RBI may find himself jobless if he has to stand for a vote after his tonguelashing to SBI. There is more to this...

Think about how many more jobs there would be and the amount of people who wouldn't be unemployed if everything wasn't Made in China

@Greg_Coogan Feds allow 99 weeks of unemployment, look it up.

@TheChampeen. can't afford smokes? that means ur unemployed,go suck dick for change,ur souls worthless,rather not have 1 then to have yours

f you have a job be glad & praise GOD! Many people colelge grads & other people are unemployed right now! Praise GOD!

Just had a thought about my days of being unemployed, I'm so thankful for my job & the hours they allow me to work

I wish I was lazy like some of u mother fuckers. So I can be jobless and live wit my mom until I'm 40.... NOOOOOT!

@0hSheilaa tut tut! I ordered mine yesterday, fucking ?10 what does she think I am, made of money?! I'm still unemployed ffs

Nowwithalex BLS unemployment stats don't account well for under table, contract, self employed, retired, and self deported workers.

@new_resource I hope having fewer unemployed friends and colleagues is a good sign.

Labor Dept says since I've been unemployed 4 year, chances of finding work in my field NOT GOOD. Been working 20 yrs. #shouldibeconcerned?

There are many unemployed parents out there

@robtr2 @howardfineman Black unemployment was bad under Bush & Reagan. In fact even under Clinton black unemploy was double that of whites.

Global leader in animal health industry to make $79 million investment in Missouri, plans to create 115 new jobs, Gov. Nixon announces #EUC0

Sometimes I wonder if there's a camera monitoring us at work. Then I get sad because so many people would have to die & I'd be unemployed.

I kno things for me aint good. My mom unemployed and we have low income. I wud say alot of stuff but its tmi

Forever unemployed ._. Fuuuuuck

Doing some intense job searching with my momma! I haaate not working and its only been 2 weeks lol. Dont know ppl can be jobless.

I want a Middle Finger Smily on WhatsApp... @BABURAO_ ko send karni hai

You wanna date me, but you unemployed with no car ? #NEXT

@NewsNinja2012: 750,000 more women unemployed today than when Obama took office and @TheDemocrats think #1 issue for women is birth control

#ShoutOutTo some of d jobless retards who create a twitter account 4 d sole purpose of detecting mistakes in people's grammar

is #ATOS seriously sponsoring the #Paralympics ? What a fucking joke! Are they just checking if any participants are unemployed?

Soooo jobless who want's to chat!!! Abeg!!!^__^!!!

@BruceFlinn Great. It works now. I'm okay. Unemployed, so I'm going through the job search grind. How are you? Are Tweetups still happening?

“@TimothyINTL: You wanna date me, but you unemployed with no car ? #NEXT ”

Feeling relaxed but still very much unemployed. Namaste.

#GaryTomlin must have really liked the unemployment line. #Days

@amelia_ste: Sick of being a skint, jobless bum! #boredddd Amen Sister. Let's sell our arses on Vicky Ave!

@Unemployed_Alex @sarahgoudy @tequkayla haha classic, just speaking my mind #jengaaaa

The more #CTE courses students take the less likely they are to suffer periods of #unemployment #CareerTechEd

I thought when you are angry or jobless or in despair your first stop would be the church? So why burn them?

Just got told to get a job. What does everyone think I'm trying to do? Perpetual unemployment? I'd give anything for a job!

Unemployment rates probably wouldn't be as high if people would get off the butts and work at mcdonalds

Kids whose parents baby talk them grow up and never move out of their basement, remain jobless and fuck around on Twitter all day.

Unemployed again, great to see tayls again hehe!

Funny when an unemployed person says I don't have time for games. Like you're on some hectic schedule #MrBigShotBullshitter

@nealyp not yet, unemployment starts friday though so i'll prob feel obliged to start getting stuff together next week, any question ideas?

I am an unemployed, educated and travelled 23 year old with no partner or children. Translation: I am FREE.

@RBPundit @GOPstars 8+% unemployment is the Dems new normal.

@GOPstars @RBPundit Wow. Don't you know 3-4% unemployment is considered healthy? Of course we've been at 8+ under BO the whole time.

According to CNN Money, the federal government and states overpaid an estimated $14 billion in unemployment benefits in fiscal 2011.

@pussyANDtattoos it's ridiculous. can't smoke or nothin cause every job in america wana fuckin drug test bein unemployed ain't cuttin it.

@Cmdr_Hadfield The problem is tech has sped ahead. Right now & fore seeable future robots do it better. Explorers unemployed, Techs not.

N its hilarious when they hand me a referral card from the unemployment office n don't say shit like it speaks for itself

@nprnews Yeah lets worry about fuel when CA has 18% unemployment! Wrong priorities!!!

@TheDemocrats With unemployment at 8%+ for almost 4 years now, criticizing Romney's record raises the level of disingenuous to a new high.

Thats why ya'll jobless now

@housewifeward Aye the same + holidaymakers / recently unemployed on career breaks. Good luck! Kick all those spoilt rich kids asses

How sweet it is to be unemployed

@AUTOBOT5ROLLOUT if you bring up me being unemployed again i will punch you in the face

Last bundle! Woohoo unemployment soon!

#Clt My Band | Eminem

@JMiller_92 ummm yeah I get unemployment now if I dont work or only work a few days sooo im still gettin paid sucka

Hey, @cowsandsheep, if Libs knew as much about economics as evolution, we’d still have 1.5% growth and 8.3% unemployment. #showmethejobs

Completely agree that unemployed on benefits should work for 'no pay' - they should earn their benefits!!

YOU KNOW THAT ISN'T HER MONEY SHE’S SPENDING. SHE'S UNEMPLOYED (lol she's a beard).

Does the unemployment office have an unemployee of the month?

@MarcParf joys of being unemployed! It drives me mad! I hate it! Lol

Really looking forward to my four weeks of unemployment, going to sleep soooo much

Ok so 24 hours into unemployment and im missing human interaction ! Agggrrrhhh!!

@brianmaxkim in theory yea but unemployment is worse there than here, and living quarters are akin to my own, 'seedy/dirty hipster brooklyn'

@prasannavishy @albatrossinfo they announced unemployment allowance and laptops. Both popular I think!!

Who believes in Astrology? Cos i know this Rajeev Gadhi-Astrology-Election story and I'm jobless enough to tweet it here :P

If i Got a Job... den should i change my Handle???

This is day 1 of unemployment for me. Day 2 could be massive. Ironing perhaps? #nochance #DomesticGreg

im unemployed but that doesnt stop my entreprenuerdom and freedom to pursue this fake happiness called money

@Stark923 @stefcutter 5T new debt is on OBAMA. Obamacare has 21 new taxes. Premiums have gone UP More people UNEMPLOYED UNDER Obama.

Don’t forget to tweet questions about the workforce to @HildaSolisDOL for her #LaborDay2012 live Twitter chat on Thursday, Aug. 30!

It’s on beautiful days like this where I miss not having a sunroof in my car. And graduating college because I’m still fucking jobless.

@laurenmckenziee you're unemployed and ask me to buy you things #douche

I need a fucking job #unemployed #failure