News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 9

@DaltonBurge haha damn right. I just got done workin at the bureau so I am currently unemployed

How does the government track unemployment records? I mean I am employeed, but according to the government I am not employed? Wait a minute.

@DriftingZ jobless bcoz u rich ma... That's y no need to work.... :p

@2_LEGIT4SHIT @HashTaggDope lol I'M UNEMPLOYED NOW

“@TheRevAl: Touring OCCUPY OUR CORNER sites. 2nd night. Good turnouts.” how's the unemployment rate in the black community? @VanJones68

@utaustinliberal Explain the unemployment rate.

#ThingsThatMightAnnoyADem HIGH Unemployment in ALL 57 states

Then one degree later... you are unemployed and not sure what the hell you gonna do with your life...

One of the most crushing things about being unemployed is the loneliness and feelings of insecurity. Anyone have suggestions on how to cope?

It's tough being a single black woman who's jobless.

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans that Obama came into office with 7.8% Unemployment and now it's 8.3%! Higher is good, right? @PerdidoMike

Jobless mexicans...

@HU5Cooks yes actually unemployment rates, the health reform, taxes and the fact that middle class citizens have gotten nothing I don't have

@underThesun_013: Jobless mexicans...

if this is real nigga business then you niggas unemployed -TUNCHIE

@asomer @deja1422 ok, you can't. My point exactly. I had to file unemployment 2yrs ago & had to show my ss card & my license!!

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans 8.3% Obama self-made unemployment rate.

Made my Instagram private because my obese, hideous, ratchet, unemployed w/ two kids she dont care for, 30 yr old sister was stalking me .

@CourtneyHammett unemployed ppl who apply. Obviously they can't if their parents are rich.

#ThingsThatMightAnnoyADem Reminding them that unemployment has been over 8% for 42 months.

@BG_Got_Ya_Bxtch see me for what?? so I can be your late night booty call? no thanks. save that for dumb, unemployed females.

Drones chanting Obama as if he were a dictator, & then not caring when he creates 16.6% net unemployment #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans

When completely bored & jobless,I watch d complete season of Game of Thrones all over again....

@ProdaJay_zuma she unemployed but she hella with the........

so part of being unemployed includes not being invited to the staff bbq #hurt

Isnt beating Kmichelle the reason you got fired from Def Jam it's been like 3-4 years your still jobless balling on Toyas budget

I've been slacking at work lately but all that is changing tomorrow..I can't be unemployed.

@kaepi yay me too! I'll be unemployed by Labor of Love :D

Liberals should understand consequences of handing @BarackObama a second term...more debt, more unemployed...disastrous conditions

Being unemployed has forced me to watch a ton of great movies.

@_YoungZo I only get 544 a month after taxes get tooking out but duh unemployment play u half of what u make!

the way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

I can't believe I'm hanging out with an unemployed person.. @CJ_MD911

@Julius_S_Malema @DJFreshSA chief exactly why are you involving yourself here? Oh I forgot you are unemployed.....

@__NOremorse Awww dang. Wish I could help but my unemployed ass can't help myself smh, maybe something will come up

so how do unemployment checks work? u get paid to sit around and breathe the air? cuz if thats the case i'm entitled millions #$$$

Yea I'm unemployed fa da moment so da fuck wat.I'm blessed to have a nigga to hold me dwn wen I need it. Some of yall cnt say da same

@trcfwtt That was before, after he retired, he created over 50,000 jobs as governor of Mass. Dropped their unemployment rate from 5.6 to 4.4

I bet marshalltown has a bad unemployment rate. Because of how fucked up you idiots look, and all the meth you consume. Get ur shit straight

@xdevil_princess money to help pay bills and shit. Then theres me the jobless loser wjo gets yelled at for bwing lazy and not out finding a

@Xoxo_Temi LOL whoever made that comment to you is obviously a jobless baboon,

Liberals like @Karma_Calamity ignores the fact that POTUS sent the most # of women into unemployment, to date. #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans

#oldnews but seriously unemployment has never felt so good

.@PerdidoMike let's agree that 42 straight months of +8% Unemployment under Obama is good...then we can talk more about Romney's dog! #p2

Bitches act like Saturday translate into find a sitter and blow my check/aide/unemployment to stunt for some more broke MF

One reason weed is illegal is because it would put many pharmaceutical companies out of business & unemployment is already screwed enough.

Spike Lee CLEARLY wants more HIGH Unemployment/FederalDebt & National Bankruptcy for us all as he raises $$ for Hussein's reelection #SICK

@Bodyguard_Beats Unemployment is getting horrible. People are getting heated. It's almost to a boiling point. I can't imagine urban markets.

#ThingsThatMightAnnoyADem Asking them how they're going to spend their unemployment check.

Hey bill, just watched your show, the whole he tried you tried was never played in Iowa, who is he pandering to, 6% unemployment here

@K_DUBZ15 im jobless remember...

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans: being drug tested to work and pay taxes but not having to be tested to receive welfare & unemployment checks.

@DKMahant @vidyut education though lousy is Imp for one to be considered in race of unemployment !! Edu loans must get easier & cheep

@asomer Okay, honey, u live in your fantasy world. Considering you collected unemployment it's hard to believe you have so little awareness

Wats the point of having a car if you don't have a job so you can afford to put gas in it and pay car insurance^_^ #SadLife #jobless

@utaustinliberal LOOOOOOL Whose ass did you pull that fact out of? More jobs for illegals? Or do you mean more jobless claims produced?

“@dbag1983: @portico801 So you're cool now? We're done with the depressing unemployment jokes? Good to have you back.” who the fuck is this

@skeletonunicorn UMMM hello I'm like jobless HAHAHAHAHA

@Matt_Zirul DON'T COMPLAIN #jobless

.@PerdidoMike are we blaming Bush, Cheney or Romney's dog for Obama's 42 straight months of Unemployment? Let's get our stories straight.

@uhowie hahaha no, Dissida is a game of its own xD I was jobless and turned it into a school HAHAHA

I'm a jobless whore that's slept with 20 guys, and I wanna be with someone that appreciates that about me! #What'sYourNumber

Sure Unemployment, Debt, Deficits, Food and Gas prices are all higher under Obama, but did you see him dance on Ellen? @CaringGOP @DeWoodard

@MrSwagMoore5 uhh I'm not a @BarackObama fan. had a chance to be a transformative prez and squandered it. 8% unemployment, bad economy, etc.

Best unemployment stat I can imagine is making sure Obama joins in Jan 2013

Romney's Tax Returns: A Test of Leadership: Any sane person living in a country plagued by chronic unemployment, a stagnant economy, ...

Mom didn't like the idea of me making a t-shirt that said Fat Jobless Loser. Dammit.

Ok joketime. What does your pussy and a Pen at the unemployment office have in common? Lmao

.@DeWoodard I agree. I'm voting for the guy who has 8.3% Unemployment and takes ZERO responsibility for his last 4 yrs in office. @CaringGOP

@xbeakyx If Followers Made A Person You'd Be A No Name, Jobless, Mediocre DJ....Too Late

It seems like everyone is getting a job this year and im here all awkward and jobless... i thought you had to be 16 or something to get one.

@bahashmi Kisse chawwal nay ek acha quote keeya tha.. A day without cricket is a jobless shobless kar k tha kuch :p roza nhi rakha?

You're definitely a jobless person when you spend 24 hours thinking about what you should do for the next 24 hours.

I want a Girl who wants a guy thats makin something of himself. not jobless, no further education after high school and robs cradles

@utaustinliberal What world are you living in? Over 40 months of over 8% unemployment under Obama! #moron

I keep telling myself that I'll quit before school starts.. but not until I find a new job, not about to be jobless now. :$

Last few days of work n i gonna be jobless... Hahahas... Time to prepare for exam....last lap!!!!!!

No @alisionpierce we could win unemployment and shit. If the CEO of Choice Hotels came here, he would not be impressed.

Job=money=weed=happiness=haters=bullshit=loss of job=unemployment line=government cheese=unhappiness=no money=job search=job

If you are 30 and u think bad girls club is your way to the top your stupid.. The top of nothing but the unemployment list for u homeboy

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans Obama and his horrible Job Creation and extremely High Unemployment. t.co/xQtp4RZH

I'm havin trouble holdin this couch down. Baby, has the unemployment check came in yet? #lmao

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans -Unemployment over 8%. #ThingsThatEnrageDemocrats -Unemployment over 8% #ThingsThatEnrageIndependents -

@GLGordo unemployment is ntn to envy bro lol. Done skl, no job. Jamaica chronicles. How's the hollywood thing going?

Wow that smells like unemployment boys

If you are 30 and u think bad girls club is your way to the top your stupid.. The top of nothing but the unemployment list for u homeboy

Unemployment office full of wal-mart employees

Followers - 26, following - 109, Tweets - 7809. WTF, ur sooo jobless.

#Its2012And we still have domestic violence,teenage pregnancy, adultery,divorce,homeless people,orphans, drugs,unemployment and corruption

“@IDGAF_BOUT_YA: Unemployment office full of wal-mart employees”

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time, I've got a new job now on the unemployment line

Another night, another amount of money spent I don't have #fuckme #unemployed #livinthedream

feeling so jobless rn.

@PerdidoMike so Obama is or is not responsible for our current $16 trillion Debt and 42 months of +8% Unemployment? IS or IS NOT?

I have this 1 guy friend who worked in Dubai. He came back here just bcoz her girlfriend broke up w/ him. And now his jobless. #SoSad :(

My Recent Google Search History: Mark Cuban, French Translator, Koreatown Wings, NYC Unemployment Rate, S Club 7, Program Visio Remote.

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans 8.2 unemployment rate that Obama wants to keep this way

@smritiirani evn in l'vala (on weeknds) u gt taxed wen u go towards the lions pt. Jobless locals tke 50/- per car wth Municipality receipt.

Niggas got me frying an unemployment line of fried chicken at 2 inna morning -.-

@LeftyBollocks Definitely NOT responsible for $16T Debt, the Econ.Crisis of 2007-8 and the rise of unemployment past 8% Is to bring it down!