News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 39

@masg66 u support the pres on what exactly...debt, unemployment, taking 15 million out medicare to pay for obamacare which one

@FryNotSure: Not sure if weekend. Or just unemployed Troof.

You don't help minorities and women by condemning them to rising unemployment. #RomneyRyan2012 #p2 #tlot

Ppl act like you ain't never worked when you become unemployed. Trick did you forget This the first time I've been w/o 1 since I was 16?!

After 18, almost 19, consecutive years of unemployment I finally have a job... Dang I was going for a record.

These fucking nasty ass jobless perverts in queens are the reason why I can't peacefully walk to the train station. #annoyed

For some reason the classy professionally unemployed people are the main ones reporting how the previous night was a movie

Oh great!!! Jobless and homeless probs by the end of the year, nice news to cone ho.e to, may as well end my life now and be dine with it!

@hotwings1986 wana switch? Im bored of unemployment! I'll do your job and you go to thailand in my place :)

@LEXXinthe_CITY lol naw, get fired to collect unemployment

use use usa / understand unemployment / unit used ulster

Jobless again....

@m_mccutcheon true only real way to get market going is reduced unemployment which in turn should grow confidence

just gonna kms and live at home in the land of the unemployment.

@iamDeLyfe Don't tell me that! I'll mess around and be unemployed tomorrow! Lol!

@SamuelCavazos2 @noelsheppard @joebiden created jobs, lowered unemployment and improved the economy. Iran? Try fast and furious under Obama

@EmoryLott plenty of other issues to focus on health care unemployment education for underprivileged the list goes on

Let's be 100% clear here: Akin did NOT apologize. He said I misspoke, then said 101 words about unemployment. Time to resign. #p2 #GOP

She said he is jobless after knowing she is senseless!!!

After tonight, officially unemployed. #ugh #broke

@sashasayzz hahahaha yeah you should....that unemployment line is gonna be longer than my.......

Wilfred on Netflix...score!!!

@davidpbaker okay I'm trying to get in the film business as a composer but I'm unemployed at the moment so its hard but I'm listening to

the real racism is to continue the policy that leads to historical high unemployment for minorities! #p2 #p21 #tcot

Tomorrow's the Big Day. Goodbye unemployment :-) #excited #nervous #firstday

@GottaLaff @kvmidd2205 and, maybe, just maybe our #unemployment would be under 8% if we weren't saddled with a Do-Nothing congress

Hello again, unemployment. Let's treat each other better this time, okay? There's really no need to get unpleasant, right? #unemployed

@BrianMcMonagle1 i am unemployed just now, keep looking for a job but sometimes they don't get back in touch. You?

Not jobless anymore! ((:

#NothingIsBetter PAY DAY ..unless you're unemployed...mommy and daddy's money comes close for you then

Not in work til Friday, I'm going to be bored out my tits all week. How can folk live their lives being unemployed all their days?

NJ Unemployment 9.8%, Highest Since 1977. #JerseyComeback

When my unemployment card comes in I'm going to the liquor store that same damn day

@PED7 fair point(s). In return, Monday night, on Sky, inflation & unemployment. Price of my match ticket could also feed me for a week!

Some jobless person is asking stupid questions

I've come to realize many people do not appreciate efficiency. They confuse speed of delivery for being jobless.

Angelo di Carlo died on Sunday after setting himself on fire outside the Italian parliament last week to highlight his unemployment,

@SamuelCavazos2 @noelsheppard @joebiden Trickle down, yes. Socialism, no, that's your guy. Jobs yes. Unemployment less. What don't you get??

Its either do business with vultures, or unemployment -lito

British Steel Challenge ? Unemployed for a Year ? New Plan

Ok Akin misspoke...he wasn't taking about rapey rape and babies...he was talking about unemployment and socialism.

@riaro I'm jobless? I retired 8 years ago. I have my own scientific lab where I study (and sometimes break) the fixed laws of space-time.

Education is meaningless,Youth is Jobless,Kids is Mannerless,Leaders is Shameless, and Clothes are Sleeveless. This is the 21st Century -__-

I hate listening to girls talk.

I'm going to watch the first Scooby Doo movie, then the second one tomorrow. The joys of unemployment.

As long as I got a job I will hit a blunt, but if my ass is unemployed and KNOW I'm gone have to take a drug test..I know how to stop

#legitimaterape meant unemployment and babies meant socialism? Speaking in elaborate GOP code. I seeeee...

Tomorrow = (hopefully) 5k run, followed by lane swim then home to chill n watch movies. Well if i must be unemployed... #unemployed #chill

I'm so jobless, I went to ICM just to buy ice cream when mr biggs is not up to 5 minutes walk from my house

I miss being unemployed :(

@Occupy_FL_HOA @alexjreaves Call it RACISM: another Republican/GOP policy, i.e., not to hire the unemployed, b/c far too many are minority.

@TheOnlyReed homie got on a blazer and chancletas like its casual Fridays at the unemployment office

Open Question: I have an upcoming E.D.D. hearing.?: I have a hearing with the unemployment development department regarding my last e...

So sick of ppl I know who live on unemployment checks, and then praising Obama, of course they are..... Free stuff!

I'm sorry did you hear the part that my mom is paying you gas money to your unemployed ass to do her a favor . DON'T FUCKING RUSH ME

Unemployed and I've never been happier

@Leb_Phoenix that is why i am asking coz all my engineers friends i know are jobless ! mt friend 3m y3mol training bara saro sini

@COWBOYSDODGERS If were up 5 after convention will feel real good, although Obama still will have 3 more lousy unemployment numbers released

@Unemployed_Alex some of us are cookin out tonight you girls should join!

@DCdebbie And then in graf 3, 42 months of unacceptably high unemployment. So unemployment wasn't high before January 2009? What a turd.

@zoooey_ people don't choose to be unemployed...

Obama Jobs Pgm It would allow an unemployed to sue a company if they don't hire them. A lawyer full employment pgm.

@sarahgoudy okay, what time!!

Officially jobless #finally bye bye hindsies

@pattonoswalt it's S-lake! If anything an unemployed drummer will ironically toss a PBR at another PBR.

Statistics show unemployment figures in the #North East have jumped. #newsroom

I'm always right for the job, but im still unemployed #notrealjob lol

Last shift done! Jobless again, thank god. Let the holidays begin...

Am jobless,err1 is asleep,,come on people its just 11:30

so now I'm jobless looks like I'll be spending alot more time with @elliebrickle #thickshitstogether

@Tatem28 That's the one good thing about being unemployed, 04:23 I'll be hitting the torrents.

@notsteveharper Thank God, Quebec unemployment isn't much lower than in the US or you would sound like a total moron.

I now know what it feels like to be the unemployed @kchan_24 #BouncyHouseProbz

@7im According to Todd Akin, high unemployment wasn't unacceptable until January 2009.

I would be so much funnier if I were single, unemployed and no such filter called class. Our president lacks 1 of those conditions. #BO

@8_ee the company's that can't afford to pay the higher wages will have to make layoffs or close shop. More unemployment and less hiring.

What's long black and smells like shit? The unemployment line

Mike Hart running back coach at EMU. Troy Smith unemployed.

Started Half-Life 2 for the third time. Never got round to finishing it before but as I am now alone and unemployed it seems perfect timing.

A jobless guy@Nickduchess: Only few guys help their girlfriends wash up or bathe after sex...if u have such guy,hold him tight!

@Cassie_Schuster: I now know what it feels like to be the unemployed @kchan_24 #BouncyHouseProbz they made me build a 30 foot stage.

Guess I'm unemployed now. Ha. That lasted long.

The opposition says stats show #unemployment in the #North East for males has doubled since the Ballieu Gvt came into power. #newsroom

A lot of you weren't born when we wrote these songs, but this is the sound of the unemployed - Ian Brown

Just remembered I'm UNEMPLOYED.

@kelseyismz never said they did, but if I become unemployed for a substantial amount of time I'll go mad

By the looks of your poor grammar, it doesn't surprise me that you let yourself get knocked by someone unemployed like you. #thatsbitchy

@kimberleygilson @WhitakerBecky @MeganHopkinsxx it will have to involve no moneyy jobless aren't I #poorbecca

@KatrinaLimited. Outrageous. Our own VP does this and we have 8% unemployment?

K @walecharms: A jobless guy@Nick Only few guys help their girlfriends wash up or bathe after sex...if u have such guy,hold him tight

When GOP yapsters point out Unemployment issues, all it does is make me hope Obama does far more than he's already done. #teaparty #tcot

My mom wont help me get a car, I work& on the dance team &desperately need one but she is gonna buy my spoiled 21 yr old/jobless brother car

Unemployment of women @ all time high under @BarackObama but Liberal women only want 2 talk about demanding free abortions & birth control

But of course jobless, princess Gabby got Remi. Lol

wr a GOPer running 4 reelection on ths record--high unemployment, anemic growth, a dearth of jobs, media narrative wld B vry difft. #tcot

@leecollins94 It didn't really work -___- and u was also lying :O I'm unemployed.... loooooooooool

@LivvyHalsackda not to you its not! #EveryDayIsSaturday #Jobless

@Z_Walker22 if i get unemployment i wont give 2 shits.

Fear keeps me motivated.

@jameslawson95 Probably gonna spend a while being an unemployed low-life, maybe get a Gf, or more realistically do some volunteering work :P