News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 33

@sleekshady22: @adekogs i can now see how jobless u????? are ntoi :p wen u wee noh talk to me nkor

I miss being unemployed #lol

@PhillipsPasha @RobAltieri1984 Carter such a good man he gave us dbl-digit unemployment, dbl-digit inflation & Ayatollah Khomeini

The Hobbit trilogy is only going to do one thing. Make me depressed. Why? Because the original trilogy came out when I was 21...now im 31.

[P] If you’re unemployed, spend a whole night staring at a picture of the job you really, really want. #fromwhatIunderstandfromdoctors

Delete dat tin now o @adekogs: @sleekshady22: @adekogs i can now see how jobless u????? are ntoi :p wen u wee noh talk to me nkor

@DesertScene But the kids...get out the tissues. And unemployment is still up here in #CA so lets move to ban plastic bags state wide.

@g_sometimes I'm jobless with 20737494 bills to pay, otherwise I would've gone to visit you already I need a life again!

I'm now unemployed.. Free I tell you!

@ShelbyFalle soo many new outfits...that means soo many nights out #getready #jobless

Hi @RepToddAkin Too bad that you have a history of voting 'NAY' to unemployment benefits extensions. You are going to need them pretty soon.

(Continue) Im so damn old now, and nothing much has changed. (Small violin starts to play) My one sad tweet for today. Its ok to cry, people

Officially collecting unemployment, shout out to the wonderful tax paying people of new York state #sorrynotsorry

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians

“@jellli: I want a guy that will drop what he's doing to see me” he's gotta be jobless then..... Jk

Being unemployed for 2 months. Going on interview after interview. After a world full of 'no's', it felt good to hear a 'yes'. God is good.

Unemployment rate record also not #CPC favorable. Worst performance since pre-Mulroney era. #cdnpoli

Stock market near all time high, corp profits near all time high, unemployment near all time high. Trickel down economics doesn't work! #P2

I meant #unemployment

according to my aunts boyfriend i'm a low life piece of shit who's going no where ... this from a forty year old man unemployed.

Would happily be unemployed if it meant not working for #Hollister or #GillyHicks, full of plebs

Wen it cum to relationships im #Unemployed

@Bonang_M n feed them wht because unemployment is still high n food costs are also high. I can't either #rollsEyes

@BarackObama can also talk about the unemployment rate is still over 8 percent.

I'm Voting AGAINST #Obama because he is an inept partisan failed leader, under him unemployment, & debt dramatically increased. #RomneyRyan

#ThingsThatEnrageDemocrats ==> The Truth, Low Taxes, Low Unemployment, Small Business, Private Property Owners, Gun Owners, The Constitution

(c) Being a unemployed college graduate and constantly refused a job because of a worthless degree and shitty economy. (c)

@Mccix aye coz a have 100 quid sitting about #unemployed

Did your research find that 54% of college grads are under or unemployed? @tanishia17: On that note, I’ve done my research. #Obama2012

Going for a walk while listening to my favourite podcast. Sunday's are so relaxing! #unemployed

A Job would be good, unemployment has lost its funness

@GRAenterprise @DrJimHamill We are Future Proofing CIC which is REMPLOY supported in Lincoln that's unemployed folk starting biz,s. :-)

@JoshuaHaston where's my hair cut? Come to Woking, marvel at the unemployed Chavs and cut my hair.

@Vondom23 what can I say. I'm jobless

@judy_awirry ati jobless corner?? i guess u meant ta say dat u saw me leave my office:-D na ata haungewave nikuone

@AyeMr_Foreman u wrk for u govt check I'm tlkin bout tht nga tht jus copped his jays w/ his unemployment

The way you say My name makes me feel like I'm That Nigga ,but I'm still unemployed

sick of Becky being away, need to complain at her about being jobless :(

My jobless friends think im made of money

Some people in the Hendrick engine department need to be unemployed by the end of the day.

#Freelancer a fancy word for #unemployed ...

@KiirStyLee haha noo kirst, have to work the next two weeks then il be jobless.... Can't wait!! xxx

unemployment fruit Africans are twice they national average

High taxes, unemployment & Obamacare. Reid, Pelosi & Obama built that.

@LiamMoses @tom_holborn @livvygreenxo WOW! Under the thumb and jobless

Unemployed for the last 2 weeks of summer and I only kinda hate it

@electraguunn lol jobless u

ohp and there my dad goes trash talking my mom, the one who supports me, pays for everything, gives me a place to live. and is unemployed

unemployment for Africans are twice they national average

@AidanKiernan @liammoses @livvygreenxo who's jobless?

@WaterWynd 44 states shown unemployment gains in recent gov reports s walker won the recall how is that fraudulent

@DustyAssPeople u sayin that now but when they make it big n u homeless n jobless dnt ask for shit...

@CloydRivers Don't yah hate it when unemployed spelling teachers go around correcting everybody else langwage?

Why has nearly eveyone I know got a job even people who haven't even left school yet got a job and I'm still unemployed

You can't be jobless and have no car, that just don't match.

@BarackObama with the unemployment rate worse than it was under Bush and more employers cutting back benefits due to ObamaCare no thanks

Lets face it, people. George Lucas got lucky with the first trilogy. The other trilogy just shows how bad a writer He really is.

@Serena_cw The risk is you will end up unemployed :)

@louiseharan_ haran boi :L unemployment club this week?

@BIGTEAMRecords With Obama's job creation history, interest rates will be a minor problem. 50% recent college grads under or unemployed.

@alligetis_score Lol I Never Knew It Was A Competition But Shoot Im a 16 Year Old & Unemployed Im Not Complaining

@tanishia17 So they will be unemployed but without 100k student loans. Go do more research.

I NEVER want to be unemployed & having to depend on other people

@AndyMitten Spanish economy a mess. Mass unemployment and clubs haven't offered any sort of ticketing cutbacks

@PrettyBrinaMane lol I'm 17 and unemployed lol mad as hell

What makes you think its okay for people like you, unemployed uneducated obese stoners, to have a baby?

@cotterillchar you're not unemployed..your on educational leave :D. # Spaazzzzz

@moveon why are you not bragging about obummers success? oh my bad, he has failed unemployment, economy, budget

@_PowerOfMyP im jobless

Are people on unemployment able to celebrate labor day...?

@DrewMannTN So are you saying its better to be unemployed with No degree than to have a degree and be unemployed.

Quinton Berry should be joining Aaron Berry on the unemployment line soon. #QBSucks @MikeValenti971 @stoney16

@slumdogg_ unemployment in hardly down. Minimal. Two years he had house and Senate could have made major fiscal changes and saved.

what the fuck is the internet??

Going to hand my cv in everywhere tomorrow, getting pissed off at being an unemployed cunt

For tycoons who have 'invested' in the prison INDUSTRY this means workers will: be punctual, no unemployment insurance, vacations or STRIKES

I need a friend who is equally as unemployed and unoccupied as me

Never thought I'd ever own a Mac computer. (Stewie voice) Am I trash?

@LetitiaBall yeahhh I duno If I will cos its only temp int it.so there would be no point,... Cos after 6 month I'll be jobless gain :(

New prayers on site4 unemployment & broken relationships especially if children are involved & hurting.Be blessed in all you do.#Aolm #love

Jobless daddy :( @AdekunleOlopade: Anytim oo, I'm always free O @DeolaSmalls: T has to be a weekend yea I go to work u noe

Day like today make me wish I was unemployed. #dontwannawork

So guthrie gets boned by the royals scorekeeper? I bet that guy goes on the unemployment list tomorrow. #royals

Shamirah told me to call her while she's on the job. lol, im not trying to be the reason another person is unemployed in New Jersey.

people look at me crazy when I turn the gas pump upside down and shake out every droplet.... the struggle is real for a jobless teenager lol

Romney won't fill his taxes until October? Just another example of how lazy the unemployed can get.

Why is dis jobless one forming *mi ole waku* 4 me

So how do you get followers on this thingy called Twitter? Should I offer sexual favors or lemonade? LOL!!!

@RFCSteven contract ends next week but got a week and a half holidays to take lol dreading being unemployed again x

Accepting the fact I'm going to be a homeless, unemployed alcoholic by the time I'm 20. #loveallthat #needhelp

Best part of being unemployed is not working on Sunday's

@DaGoldenGoose nah i dont work i go there and chill. But hell when i get out i get free unemployment. Best believe im chillin! Lol

Unemployed man who set himself alight in front of #Italy's Parliament has died, he left €160 to his son, few italians care. #Eurocrisis

@berniemoore. Amazing annoiting from God.. thank you for amesaage for my life..single jobless mom of 4 who has been set free

I promised myself that as soon as I turned 16, I'd have a job...Still unemployed

To be honest, this is my 5th rodeo with Twitter, but this time I've decided to not follow people I know. Why? Because they're boring.

27% unemployed in Mozambique

Dan Rather & Keith Olbermann being unemployed #ThingsThatEnrageDemocrats

@frugalista its hilarious cuz it sounds like youre calling out reality show watchers as jobless. im dying LMAOOOOO

@FootballFunnys Lol! People are jobless!