News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 16

Goodbye @mag_johnson just think, after this year we can get pregnant and be unemployed! Aka living our dream.

Bracken county, rampant drugs, illiteracy, and unemployment. And what's everyone worried about? Extending beer sales by one hour. #missingit

@rickygervais Does that mean that the unemployed should have Twitter accounts but not use them?

@markinzeroland Me neither. But that's the flaw in the compete or die truism. Has to be about more than cost or we all end up unemployed

Events To Watch Out For Next Week include the FOMC meeting on 22nd August and US unemployment claims on 23rd August

Thanks #MIFF2012. It's been a blast. Now to sleep off my Closing Night hangover and awake to unemployment.

@rickygervais if you only do your job on twitter how do you do that if you're unemployed? How do you sit around and do nothing on Twitter?

Im broker than broke right now #Jobless

but poorer people, the long-term sick and unemployed people are more likely to be still affected than the general population.

@rickygervais aaah. what if you're unemployed... Does that mean I can't tweet:-(

@ewnupdates No! Work or be fired has always been my policy. With so many unemployed there are two in the queue for every job.

I think some guys beat around the bush to get the girl chasing or confused. They should stop being so jobless #seeyourlife

@KennyMbano ur just jobless

If Romney is so successful, then why has he been unemployed for years & running away from his Bain & MA records? #p2 #tfy #election2012

Some scrubber has just come and started talking to me, fuck off I don't care that you are unemployed lmao!

@wallaceme But it would lead to increased unemployment as people like myself wouldnt be able to work it. Smart move people.

Oh. Yay. I love getting all my bills on one day. #unemployed

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigger, though I'm still unemployed

Guys with 3 year Diploma (in finance) and unemployed?There is something new for you tomorrow!

Kashmiri youth take to guns because of unemployment.So all youth in India who are unemployed should have taken to guns but they haven't

my youtube show regarding my unemployment-the padula show-will cow eat hamburger--thank u--i should b a guest on ur show 724-614-2515-

OML. I just mentioned myself in a tweet :| how jobless am I?

Did we not learn anything from Bush v Gore? If we were this proactive on jobs, maybe unemployment would be low #uppers @chrislhayes

TBH, This pple who do this Ask thingy are quite jobless =))

@MikeySmith0077 so sick of being unemployed I'm trying anything these days I'm pretty much sick of it all.

@nytimes elinimating jobs for PEOPLE... contributing to the increased rate of unemployment! But yayy for science & technology!

@EvannRenaudd @brian_sadowski_ @gabbbypatee @nczarnota Wake him up and have him call in before he gets unemployed from Jimmy Johns!

If Obama created 4.5 million new jobs, how is the unemployment rate still over 8%? Unemployment rose in 44 states in July, too.

@Joelleanka witty winter? I'm unemployed, so everyday is actually Sunday to me...

I've been a student, I've been unemployed, I know how hard it can be, If you cover my post, I'll send them for free #PayItForward

Unemployment at 8.3% #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans #p2 #tcot

@Folabzbaba jobless man

@JessicaLand they shld be concerned about the vulnerable 25%unemployed

@Mz_Rozae jobless girl

No longer a shoppers for lifer #unemployed

@AmyAnka True, so in that case I request the theme stylishly unemployed'

Kashmiri youth have not descended from heaven.They are just like any other youth unemployed in India.So why do they take to guns

@Joelleanka hahahahaha!!!!! Oh I LOVE stylishly unemployed! Oh this is going to be excellent! I'm going to pull together something fab!

42+ months of unemployment over 8%. Should enrage #progs too, but they love it. Creates dependency. #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans

@MuzaffarBhatti @JayKalam1 and you're robbin! Out robbin people cos yo' broke ass unemployed bitch

@_MzHollywood u need to take a leave and collect unemployment lol

IF THOSE NETWORKS DO FAIL AND GO UNDER, LOOK AT ALL THE UNEMPLOYED ACTORS IT WOULD CREATE: SHOULD NOT HAVE SUPPORTED OBAMA! #LMAO #tcot

@Kristin1406 erm no, how would it cause extra unemployment? More shifts = more opportunities.

@AmyAnka would have gone with just unemployed but you may cry - amazing what one adjective does in front of another word! SNAP

Jobless for a few days = videogames and DCAU

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8.3% unemployment & double-digit underemployment #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans

#c4jobs thought I heard those on workfare not included in unemployment figures? Would be good to find out for sure.

Som pple r so jobless oo!

@ewnupdates #EWNChat We need 2 start producing or the mine will be closed. we will all loose our jobs, unemployment rate will be worse..

#PV16 yall betta bring ya ahh... I can already tell dis hoe finna be lookin like unemployment line likeaho...

y do school friends give mis calls all tym....#jobless

Im not jobless im just laZy....

@ralphaoun yeah we are the state with the highest unemployment rate! Haydol beit Obama mish 3ejbine! Thanks for your concern =)

Minal aidzin ya @danipibo102 jd jobless gmn ney

@Kristin1406 plus even if what you claim is true, your case is that the unemployed should be denied new opportunities

#LT Also, apparently mentioning unemployment earns you spam @replies out the wazoo.

@rickygervais people on twiiter are just angry unemployed typists

IEA director enthusing about the unemployed being drafted in to help big shops open on a Sunday. Is the word 'employed' a thing of a past?

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans America knowing the real reason for unemployment statistics is because of the obstructionist Republican House

miss my friends and family...so tired of dealing with these sick people. If saying that gets me fired oh well. unemployment checks will do.

#PresBarackObama's policies directly affected the POOR in a positive way through #homeless programs, #unemployment extension #foodstamps

@_mjjeje @Angelxiaholic @kaju0731 @babychunface_ JJ is jobless?? LOL I think he will have fanmeeting too :D or he will make solo album? :D

Packing and watching a show about unemployment in Athens. Fascinating. Going out later to enjoy my last night in athens.

@ahhongah @Tim_stew @parakev Oh? But the economy is wonderful, unemployment low. They could get 1 of waynes green jobs #auspol

@rickygervais pretty much, thats why most twitter users are jobless.

Buyer of the Chinese move to Chinese industry, as their labor is cheap, increase unemployment for you.

@PROPHECYandNEWS #Entitlement programs? like the social security, and unemployment insurance money taken out of salaries? You live on Mars?

@MAPSTER5500 8.3% unemployment for 42 months under O, who's grown the debt trillions in 3 yrs. We've had no recovery despite spending mega$$

@julijuxtaposed @syzygysyzygysue Yes. Create mass unemployment, desperate workforce, wages kept low, business happy

@SophieBreaux_ yessss! I was unemployed for a week that's it

23 unemployed married with kids & wants another wife because he believes the prophet said so! No wonder this country is so poor

@_readandrepeat I'm defo okay, no longer unemployed!! Oooooo where are you going? I miss camping! Used to go loads!

Meeen I am very very jobless

Jobless numbers rise.. Economy still tanks, gas prices soar..more foreclosure.. Why do I keep forgetting that Obama's Stimulus worked? #tcot

As usual, great #uppers. I'd like next a show on how hiring discrimination affects the long term unemployed.

12 million illegals

Anyone jobless? I wil offer a competitive wage if ya come here and fan is with yesterday's Sun, as well as bonus for bj Sunday. Up to yee.

Since the 70s the answer has been to the unemployed to go back to school. #uppers.

Had a great weekend. Now to be unemployed for a week before I move to the burgh!

@FarahfromKY @jmar254 perks of being temporarily unemployed. you can sleep as late as you want and no one can give you shit for it.

@thisisamy_ - exports and retail sales went up recently, unemployment falling fast, there are glimmers of hope out there but people need to

Obama is the only guy who'd ever be considered an econ success despite 42 mos. of over 8.3% unemployment.

Stop giving these grown unemployed men forums to spit bars... spit bars on your lunch break man

@replicarter8022 I know, Just feel really lame... jobless, still live at home, have never had a real relationship, not much of a social life

@SarahPalinLinks he can keep right on dreaming to the unemployment line #NovemberWaterloo

Here's the problem2. We also don't hear about real unemployment counting part time+people who gave up looking 4 work are not counted #Uppers

I didn't know that unemployment ended if you go back to school

@StevenTDennis I think people care a lot more about a perpetually high unemployment rate and a struggling economy. Taxes are a distraction.

will be on FOX NEWS this morning at 11:02 am EST... discussing unemployment rate and impact on swing voters. UE just went up in 44 states

Important fact: Unemployment ends the moment you decide to go back to school. #uppers

Unemployment should NOT stop when going back to school - #WTF #uppers

Who actually enjoys collecting Welfare and Unemployment, Nobody! and when the GOP says this, who is practicing class warfare. #p2 #uppers

@davytag same here ... Thick cloud and unemployed patio furniture ..,

Our economic policy will drop unemployment to half of Paul's body fat

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans #OWS saying they'd rather collect #Unemployment than get their lazy rear a real job and stop being a leach!

#uppers Tania - what do I need to do to survive - unemployment ends if you go back to school - but need permanent fix -

Jaaaaack I'm unemployed

@SolidSnakeF1 Unemployment stats are a myth though. It was an increase in part time jobs not full time responsible for the increase &

Wait, unemployment insurance ends if you want to go to school? WTF? #uppers