News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 15

@Audu No P, so long it will be beneficial.....i'm jobless, that put me down 4 anything...

Don't even get me going on unemployment again. Here's one: Will Work For Pride....get a job lazy people. Try it. Work gets you things.

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time.I got a new job now on the unemployment line.

What O does not understand. One has to have money to even pay taxes. Raise taxes is his battle cry. If half the people are unemployed, dah..

I sweari can't wait for Chelseas match, so freakin jobless

Unemployment above 8% for 42 months in a row. #ObamaFactOfTheDay

ROMNEY IS GOING TO KILL UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS,WELFARE,FOODSTAMPS&SOCIAL SECURITY,HEALTHCARE-AMERICA LET HIM KEEP CHOKING ON HIS PEANUTBUTTER

@suller14 it was spotless to be fair now haha , hey at least you have a job #unemployed

So all these jobless coaches don turn ???? TV pundit

At a time of high unemployment we should be encouraging people to go to university and fighting for free education. #toryfools

I would never wish being jobless on anyone

@JoshTurnerBwfc: Would Harry redknapp come to Bolton? Class if he would...unemployed and that.... more chance of Mourinho

@tom_watson it Doctors the unemployment figures and excludes people from benefits.All the while the Tax payer subsidises the big Corporation

#thingsthatenragerepublicans Years of unemployment over 8%

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans: 8% unemployment, 15-22% under employment, 1/3 US on GOVT assist, 1200 days no budget. #gop #2012gop #tcot

Michael Owen don't half love him self fact is Michael your unemployed now cause your shite

We were planning to make admission free for the unemployed and OAPs but realised we wouldn't make a single penny from Royton #startsnextweek

“@KingShamus: #thingsthatenragerepublicans Years of unemployment over 8%”

@T0MMYpickles dont us jobless cunts have lazy days everyday?

if im jobless come next week, chances are you wont hear from me for awhile.

love being unemployed and using the excuse that yes, I'm officially a student again. #nowork #allplay

Finally in bed and sooo excited to sleep In tomorrow :) #unemployed #sleeping #bed

I D S said today BBC is peeing on Business and bias over jobless figures what's up does the truth hurt we all think tories need plan B

@yungfizmo you dis jobless adult dt supports same sex ish, dats why u can't sit wit ur ass cos its leakin. #Retard soul#...

#thingsthatenragerepublicans Black unemployment hasn't been under 10% under Barack Obama.

@ed_miliband whats your take on @BBCStephanie's report on unemployment. #IDS thought it was biased.

Unemployment sure do sucks. #Realization

@Film4FrightFest Will definitely enjoy myself,being unemployed for 9 months at least i have something to look forward to.

@Kev9876 no not yet. Unemployed Owen. Cricket going ok?

.#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans libs touting 'jobs created' that don't understand pop growth & 25 million unemployed

Viva has so many jobless adverts

Want a full time job. #unemployed

“@KingShamus: #thingsthatenragerepublicans Black unemployment hasn't been under 10% under Barack Obama.”

People still believe there's not enough jobs available for unemployed teenagers, apparently. How very wrong.

Yes unemployment is horrendous, poverty is widespread+sectarianism is endemic, but to compare to cities like Caracas+New Orleans ridiculous

Unemployment line. Credit card decline. Did I not mention I was about to lose my mind? And also bout to do that Line?

With jobless figures how many have lost benefit got lost of the list at job centre working unpaid or volunteering work

Paul Ryan: What we're trying to accomplish today with the passage of this...stimulus package is to create jobs and help the unemployed.

Up all night playing a video game. I'm either 11 years old & about to get grounded or 24 years old & about to be unemployed.

Michael Owen wants the best Premiership club he can get. Has he ever really fulfilled his early potential? Being unemployed is a hint Id say

@markjs1 Leone forgets Campbell Newmand mum was key to how the pensioners and unemployed were treated then #auspol She was Vile Scum

stupid ugly fucking wee SLUT. oh my god. keep spreading your shit, unemployed waster.

A vote for Obama says Let's get those jobless figures back up to 15% and increase our debt another $6trillion! #RomneyRyan2012 #Ohio #VA

@ffweekend In private industry u can be replaced by younger/cheaper help. U must be worth ur fee. Get unemployment to 4% & it's a nonissue.

Young people unemployed/working people disabled register to vote use vote to get the change our country needs otherwise you will be ignored

naureed things in pak going wrost day by day people with double masters r jobless.Naureed kinldy if i send u my cv can u plz help me

Why are white conservatives mad about unemployment when most of it is black and Hispanic people??

@TGLowe what does an unemployed gent do on such a hot sunday?

@coolpapa52 @proedge There are millions of gifted, talented folks who are unemployed.

@_aditimisra_ There is malnutrition poverty unemployment over population is because of Nehru family Mulayam Maya Laloo They have ruined us

Unemployed people annoy me

..the way you say my name, makes me feel like I'm that fella....but I'm still unemployed..

When a child has 2 non-disabled-care-needing parents at home, one of those parents is unemployed. Discuss. #ithinkiamunemployed

#WomenAgainstObama bc 92% of 25M Unemployed Americans are Women!

Anyways..GoodMorning my unemployed followers. May God bless u with an abundance of applications today.

@timharn1 last weekend unemployed, need to make the most of it #realworld #teacher

@Dano_the_blue it's like a unemployed person going into a job centre saying no thanks, well what about this? Nah. This? Nah.

@AlexRWilliams living the unemployed #Dream I think mate! #Depressing #FrownyFace

@rebelraising You are only unemployed if you register as such with the relevant govt agency, otherwise you don’t appear in any figures.

Charlotte Bronte wrote Jane Eyre when her first work was rejected, unemployed&taking care of her post-surgery dad. Reading the classic now

@TeamRetards Jobless!

@RushetteNY That won't happen, but he will be unemployed in JAN 2013!

@hamackey @fishinsam @cspanwj So yu want thousands of soldiers discharged and put on unemployment roles?

TF!! Jobless people! (._.)@kidmars1: @_bafi I'm feeling like it. twitter rap-punchline war...that's if you're up to it

Seems I'm unemployed again. Tsh.

Please tweet more #lyrics from Young, Wild&Free I'm just assuming ur a 30year old, unemployed #loser living wild at ur parents basement.

@YahooPH Im nurse where we can register for Jobless nurse? NDRRMC needs you

First official day of unemployment #Byebyeprimark

@cspanwj why dont you get your guest to address the explosion of folks who are on SS disability who ran out of unemployment ins?

Under Obama, black unemployment rose from 12.6 percent in January '09 to 16.0 percent today He's NOT their friend! #SaveAmerica #RomneyRyan

Among post-September 11 #vets, unemployment is 9.5%, versus 8.2% national average. Those 24 or younger, 29%, versus 17% for non-vets. Sad.

Goonies never say unemployment

How will someone call you and you'll ask where do you work again lol meaning they're calling you too much or they're jobless. Loool

@BarackObama U want my vote? Unemployment here in #NC is 9.4% nothing but part time jobs. Find me a job and i may consider it. NOT! #tcot

So there are people who are more worried about being someone's twitter crush than they are abt being unemployed

14% unemployment rate = 0% tax rate for the unemployed #Obama2012

@msnbc @upwithchris he wanted the stimulus when unemployment was 4.7 but didn't when rate was 9.3? That's just wonky. #fiscalstupidity

I suppose IDS wanted BBC 2 say that unemployment figures showed amazing economic management skills of Coalition. Haven't put a foot wrong

@phil15781 @natalietwit88 I'm quite fond of spotting the unemployment tan which seems to be rife

@Cadrieu Question was more about the nature of childcare as employment, though - stay-at-home parents aren't unemployed, but 2?

@cspanwj being unemployed in USA's a death sentence. Texas HC systems HEARTLESS....we have ppl dying in Waiting rooms! don't care! #uppers

Jobless rates rise in 44 states

Was a bloke called IDS / Who's a bit of a cunt I confess / He lies on his CV / Makes unemployed work for free / & as PM was a bit of a mess

for all you jobless mfers shit fend to get real if obama get the chair again or not.the government is getting sick of these sorry mfers

John Merline, IBDIn another sign of the ongoing jobs recession, fully 44 states saw their unemployment rates climb in July, according to...

@SophiaJoyxo same #brokeasswhiteboy #jobless we need to pardy though! Make the sacrifice

For fun, just imagine the stories on the front page of the New York Times today about the suffering unemployed if we had a GOP president

RODRI, WHO EVER YOU MAY BE THEY EAT TAPAS IN YOUR COUNTRY BUT IT COULD BE WORSE YOU COULD BE A BLUNT MOST OF EM ARE JOBLESS CUNTS

UNEMPLOYMENT rates rose in 44 states in july, most in 3 years. 4 states unchanged, 2 states lower.

I was expecting an help. I worked as a reporter for 4 yrs but someone made me jobless. @michaelehayden

And for more fun, just imagine the New York Times coverage of minority unemployment rates if we had a GOP president

@nengeamo. Am ambitious :)! Mehn am jobless wo

I need a job! Anyone wanna hire me? I swear I'm cool. #jobless #poor

@Ambzerr nice one! What job? I'm finishing work as you're starting! Am back in October to my old student/slob ways. Yay for unemployment!

If you can't keep a promise to yourself you might as well begin filling out unemployment,welfare, and food stamp papers cause you're FUCKED!

The Way You Say My Name Makes Me Feel Like I'm That Nigga And I'm Still Unemployed

“@TheKouk: Unemployment rate averaged 6.4% under Howard

@BarackObama #WomenAgainstObama bc 92% of 25M Unemployed Americans are Women!”

@bernymcatlady Pickering is a liar: She had been unemployed for almost six months since she was sacked from Slater & Gordon #AUSpol

Strong association between unemployment and suicide shown in new BMJ study