News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 20

Swagger jacker. #ontherealtho

stop changing your dp everydayyy..this just shows how jobless and self-obsessed you are.

@Buster_ESPN You know the old saying: Can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh**. Mills won't be unemployed long.

Day 3 of being unemployed batty fart I can't do this, it's doing my nut in...... I best get this job Tuesday

If I ever become unemployed whether I leave or be made redundant I'm gona retrain for a job that smashes my previous wage

Have you been in employment or unemployed at any time over the past five years? - How is it possible to answer 'no' to this?

I have two jobs and I'm only 17 years old so I know some of these unemployed adults can get up and go find a job it's not hard

No Johnson in City squad. SAFC Bound? Us or the jobless bin dippers! And we're above them in the league......

@jordancholland oi rudeness!! ahhh I always used to get 11-4! not anymore #jobless haha

25 MIl #Jobless Gov #Omalley says: There'll be ups & downs.

@mz_Smurfs @Ms_Kainah jobless pple

And to top it off. Could he jobless at the end of today.

12 more hours and then i'm unemployed..............

Forget All That Dating Stuff . Lets Talk About Real Problems In This World Like All These Black Boys Sittin' Around Here UNEMPLOYED!

Compared to Whites, AA are twice as likely to be unemployed and earn nearly 25% less when they are employed

I got the job at Argos. No longer unemployed.

@keithroysdon only because the unemployed starved to death

smh. Family be messing up. How you gonna be my age, not doing shit w/ your life & get your broke, jobless ass gf pregnant? smh #life.

I'm officially unemployed lol

Following @sarahgoudy meow since, ya know, I was too drunk to figure out twitter last night. Oh hey. 8)

Its early as fuck for me!!! #Unemployment #$$$$ #Sex #Drugs #AM

Love him. @brendonboydurie What an asshole. But an asshole that had a great night. t.co/X1pruFra

@EvanExZho @detikcom @detiksport oiiiiiiiiiii jobless ya loe Van XD btw keep it up :D bikin jd TTWW donk Van biar byk yg follow aq wkwkwkw

Unemployed and it feels so good

After starting unemployed and making my way up through the pits of the German and English leagues, I've finally won the Premier League! #FM

I was unemployed for like a week

I'm temporarily unemployed on permanent basis

@AshleyDeFranco he's alive but our bank accounts are dead :-( #jobless

@MHPshow Busness and industry communities can hold the economy hostage by not hiring. Unemployed ppl dont pay taxes. Government is defunded.

more than 13 million Americans unemployed, record 46 million on food stamps. Obama says:Doing fine... spoken like a real con artist. #tcot

Actually, now that I'm unemployed, this is a great chance for me to visit all my schools

@tequkayla just informed me that the ocean is full of whale cum. #goodmorningsunshine

Unemployed and ready to go job-hunting!

Interviewing with #Hy-Vee next Monday...maybe this five-year nightmare (#unemployed) is coming to an end. I hope!! :) #prayers

I need a boob job. - Unemployed boob

@upwithchris Some of us #uppers wish to set up an #UppersScholarshipFund for unemployed. Could you help in any way especially promotions?

The Dems destroying the Middle Class #Unemployment #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans

Jobless moments.......

@colossalbrick Currently unemployed.

Today think of who you know who may be alone, sick, or unemployed and afraid, and call them. Offer whatever you can. Don't wait to be asked.

I could never be jobless.. My problem is stayin with one job. Need to stop being so picky

Fellin very jobless!....abeg direct me to d devils workshop!!

Aunt said “aren't you glad you didn't choose to fly? The news said there are many pilots that are jobless these days” I was speechless.

@goldietaylor Hi, would you be interested in helping us with an #UppersScholarshipFund for unemployed? Looking for ideas and promotions. Ty

I envy everyone who is unemployed. Fuk yes

And now she's telling me I could DROWN in it?! Ch'mon now... 40 gallons doh. Never going to the beach again. o___o

@lizzwinstead Hi, would you be interested in helping with an #UppersScholarshipFund for the unemployed. Looking for ideas and promotion. Ty

@mjbyars and 8+% 25 mil unemployed, +$5 trillion debt, no budget in 4 yrs =GOP is lesser of 2 evils

@iAMthaKiDDKerry : yes I do....NOW . lol you just mad cause your ass is STILL UNemployed ! (:

I've had so much time off work I actually feel unemployed. Best feeling ever. Could get used to this

Them unemployed hoes >>>>

since ave been unemployed ave learned hunners abt ma maw, ave got fukawl tae dae aw day apart fae talk tae her need a job pronto

@TaylorKClarke I don't start for like three or four week, so I'm jobless right now lol

@agrimsingh thats cause i am a jobless prick in the words of agrim singh.. Anyways.. Got new mechanism.. Very funny one.. I show you

Dis geh @IamMoRayo is jobless sha

@NickDeMoura I'm not unemployed. I'm pre-employed. #FirstDateFails

@amyewalter >Mainstream media misses pivotal factor in all swing states: number of unemployed 50- to 55-year-olds. #MTP

@pavzzzzzzz play angry birds forever how to not call you a jobless prick haha must show

Jobless rat@AmSuiGeneris: I gotta teach this gal how to kiss

@tmwinsett Hi, would you be interested in helping with an #UppersScholarshipFund for the unemployed. Looking for ideas and promotion. Ty

@spclifton Hi, would you be interested in helping with an #UppersScholarshipFund for the unemployed. Looking for ideas and promotion. Ty

I'm so excited about tomorrow..another jobless day at home! :D HOLIDAY! YAY!

@JessicaGoldstei Hi, would you be interested in helping with an #UppersScholarshipFund for the unemployed. Looking for ideas and promotion.

@Fairy_Gmother Hi, would you be interested in helping with an #UppersScholarshipFund for the unemployed. Looking for ideas and promotion. Ty

Hehe@iamelanG9: Jobless rat@AmSuiGeneris: I gotta teach this gal how to kiss

Weird thinking that Ward-Prowse is the same age as me and is a professional footballer making his league debut, and I'm here jobless...

Half the stores at #PotomacMills dont even open on time! There are people looking for work that would be happy to open them. #unemployment

What fucks me off about football #1 Thick bastards like @Frimpong26AFC are now made for life, take away football he would prob be unemployed

@FaceTheNation We need health insurance for all all the times. People getting sick and injured while being unemployed with no insurance

Sheshe@AmSuiGeneris: Hehe@iamelanG9: Jobless rat@AmSuiGeneris: I gotta teach this gal how to kiss

@MsBieberiloveu doin jobless thngs cuz am bored

@BagusRezandi Eaaaa, forever alone + forever jobless, hwakakaka... *jlub3* :p Udah, u'll manage to get this all done in the end, sabar... :)

My boss is insane...she's ALWAYS like be polite or be unemployed

@Number10gov. Waoo how jobless dos brithish P.m get

I'm unemployed!

ladies and gentleman im officially.unemployed.

@Opinionatedcath nationally, 45% of black males (51% Latino) aged 15-25 are unemployed, incarcerated, or dead. Prob higher in LA.

The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. Author Unknown

@TWGrumpyGit Have my foot in a cast until at least September. It's itchy like mad and I'm currently unemployed. Better?

#Unemployment is still high because municipalities are hemorrhaging #PublicSector jobs. #Police #FireFighters #Teachers etc. #ThisWeek #MTP

If Someones Facebook bio says anything about Hogwarts, you can assume they're unemployed.

You're not on your inner holidays anymore, you're unemployed. #ThanksDad

This is what us unemployed people do drink lots of cheep vodka and red wine !!!!

RIGHT NOW, I'M JOBLESS... ILL K TWEETS TILL I FIND A JOB

i consider myself as a unemployed comedian.

I feel like I'm living inside of an eternal Saturday. This is not the whimsical life I was expecting as an unemployed person.

Dont come at me with no last minute moves, fuck i look like? Jobless?

Soooo jobless!!!

no more unemployed android. word up to that.. LiFe

@damizzyadaju Looool r u busy or jobless?

Literally would give ANYTHING to see Sepultura live!!! Sucks being broke and unemployed!!

Smiling at him like he's that nigga but, he's still unemployed.

People who tweet lyrics all day have AIDS and are unemployed .

@CupcakesAhoy I'm off Sat Sun and Mon then after that week I'm at college and jobless, so show me before I'm homeless

The Trafalgar Square Olympic countdown clock is unemployed and looking for work but KFC wont take him on :(

@taygreyson Don't I have to pay to do it through that? But I'm just a poor unemployed porn star :-(

Obama hasnt said jack squat about gas prices til hes 80 days from being unemployed. Wake up people!!!!

Updated my twitter profile with All-time unemployed ... someone please hire me !! Naukri dot com. plz dont bother.

All dis BBA7 housemate na only una dem dey see fake their twitter account. Smh. Someppl r sha desperate and jobless. fakin ppls acct. So Low