News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 13

if you on Twitter at all times of the day of night...2 things are for sure...you get NO pussy & your jobless #Loser

Reading Book for first time

Hahaaha@aGoToGuy: When do you know an actor has become real jobless? When this happens --> #pzsundaychat

If I could have a super power, it would be telekinesis. Bring back the show Heroes!!!

Inferno mode in Diablo 3 is fucking impossible.

@sitsio sure do that, decrease the amount of income the gov gets from tax and make thousands jobless. Good shout

@AmberCasillas yip. Moreover I'm jobless atm :P

@tomknight93 aww man sorry :( but now that you're unemployed you've got plenty of time to go out for breakfast :P

im.bout to start gettin unemployment...nd hopefully temporary disability $$$ gotta get a laptop for school soon....

need to find a job #unemployment

Guys... I've reached the point of unemployment where someone asked what my weekend plans were and I still thought I had three more days.

@MrLBird clueless idiots. The same ppl who wanted a washed out 10 yr unemployed Dalglish to get the job.

The confusion about lower unemployment while the economy still shrinks can be explained. These new jobs are not real jobs.

I think these I'm working tomorrow tweets are just sly directed towards unemployed people like me.

Tweeting is fun !! (esp when you are really jobless...)

Wow... Some people are TOTALLY jobless. TF?

Unemployed but she hella with the blowjob

@schmuckyzucky Could you pls explain to me the humanity that the EU & its Euro is now bringing to Greece & its unemployed workers? #no2eu

Financial crisis according to Tories, 1. Labour's fault 2. Unemployed 3. Disabled/sick 4 Lazy UK workers 5 weather 6 queen 7 #anyonebutus

Lmfao!! Bet y evuls boss? @PeterClarkeWFA: Wow... Some people are TOTALLY jobless. TF?

“@zanu_pf: Yes Cde Julius Malema gets money from us, it is not a secret. He is unemployed and he is our comrade.”

@Gmula678 fuck it 3 months workin dere den get unemployment que no

@Reneebon that's why we have a social net with grants and public services. Many unemployed don't even get a wage..let alone a human wage!

Last day at the chippy today! In ten hours I will officially be jobless haha.

@hanwilkss how's unemployment?

@SureKamhunga. Define decent wages? How abt those unemployed-do you advocate more grants? What incr in taxes do u propose?

Today is gonna be a good day, if not tomorrow I will be unemployed.

@doncollier nahh it didn't, tories always result in lost generation, we achieved record low youth unemployment in 07

Not gonna lie, feels kind of good to be unemployed at the moment

It's Sunday, I'm unemployed, by Christ its a nice feeling to wake up, have a fry up and read

Payrolls Climb in 31 U.S. States as Jobless Rates Also Rise

@ParaTimO if you managed to complete your work then you would be jobless!

Still currently unemployed

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORCIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!!!-Patrick Bateman.

You can't taste racism...

@flexdigits @eekthealien your a funny one. Wasn't working corporate but sounds like you'd prefer unemployment. Good luck with that #MoneyMan

Is it so obvious I'm jobless ( -????? -???? ) @yfac418: @MzPhaid We see that you need a job we will hire you now proceed to @HlringYouNow

Someone follow my ass already...its been 30 min since I became a Twitter drone.

need to accept the fact im going to be unemployed for the rest of my life

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

Retail > fecklessness > sales > unemployment > bookseller > desktop publishing > graphic design.

#thearchers Really Mike would go to the expense of an advert? Aren't there lots of unemployed people? #AmbridgeEconomicMiracle

@naureed things in pak going wrost day by day people with double masters r jobless.Naureed kinldy if i send u my cv can u plz help me

the good thing about being unemployed is that you are still morally eligible for 3eedyah. nough said.

@1karenannwalker you missed out now unemployment money grabbing benchwarmer!

#Its2012 & i'm still jobless

@FT9esmivida theres a LOT of jobless people out there

@claire150990 afterschool are about 2hr shifts though. And these shops would hire new workers. W/ 1m young people unemployed not a bad thing

Go out waste money. Stay home nothing to do. Sometimes i do hate holiday when im jobless

Even the milkman now uses an overseas call centre!! No one likes them, so let's REALLY reduce unemployment by re-patriating British jobs.

VIRGO - Don't go into healthcare unless you like changing adult diapers. Some things are worse than being unemployed.

@foxandfriends then why is the women unemployment rate higher.

Panic Button - this film was beyond garbage. Started off decent then flopped. Do NOT watch unless u are unemployed and have no friends 2/10

@hjpmiles @paullewismoney Structural unemployment leads to wage depression. Yes. That's not actually a good thing.

@andy_brown4430 yes hahaha I will be unable to stop laughing if he remains unemployed or at Stoke. What a waste of talent!

It's days like these that I stop being a depressed unemployed member of society, b e a utiful weather!

The official dole figures don't take in to account hidden jobless (who are jobless but can't/don't sign on to get dole), there a loads.

@ellie_red there's that but there's also millions of unemployed people trapped in their own country who can't move

@manunited4everr rio ferdinad..fucking jobless

Taxi driver telling me how he's going to stop unemployment #okaytaximanokay

#thingsthatenragedemocrats unemployment isn't a perfect 10 t.co/hrsNtlRH

@MattPowell34 don't ya reckon arsenal deserve more tho?! Wenger out? Guariola in? He's currently jobless

Bet next step in DevOps adoption is attracting unemployed project managers or overpaid bestseller authors leaving the devastated agile area.

@_suliyg ure jobless rite??

@mickeymsmith @Tara_Hewitt @ToryKittyLondon personal tax cuts in the early 80's reduced unemployment in the uk

@JonRIvins i am expecting for a short while that the market may lose 20% of its value instantly plus higher unemployment

@astrologyzone HI, my DOB is december 06, 1976. wanted to know about my career, I am jobless since 60 days,will I get a Job next month.

@zinnylove Australia has a public health care system & unemployment benefits #WakeUpUSA :)

@janemcqueen @tara_hewitt @torykittylondon err when 3million unemployed was the norm...think again...

#IdLike2WakeUpAs a rich unemployed fella

So ladies, Obama says he is helping you with salaries. Yep, you now get the same unemployment check that men get. #jobs

@TonytheArtist it depends-finely poised. I expect/hope for a slowly rising market & slowly reducing unemployment but I expect turbulent time

@WoollyCoo @MrHarryCole economy experiencing large levels of growth within 2000'S prior to recession & unemployment was at record low levels

Silly right-wing types. If someone works, pays taxes & then is unemployed they're clearly not scrounging. Tiny % don't fit this description.

lol yes,that jobless kid~~ lol with jobless Yul too :p

@ArgzBS unemployment must be high In Heath I hear ya bro loool

THERE YOU GO AGAIN Mitt. Democrats want to raise taxes on private investment and job creators which will lead to higher unemployment.

@Joey7Barton Unemployed days

@WoollyCoo @MrHarryCole ahh really but also record high unemployment figures at 3 millions......, #deludedtories

@aditya_cfc26 google Richard Fitzpatrick and see if he's jobless.

@oliver0405 yhhyhh, short term borrowing result in debt falling, economic growth & unemployment falling in 2010

People give their kids long ass ghetto ass complicated ass names & THEN wanna get mad when their child stays UNemployed

Delete Yourself!!!

I always remind myself that a) this beats unemployment & b) it flies past & I'm back before I know it.

This time next week I will be unemployed & on a train to Manchester :) Just 5 days of slog left!

Race-baiting, laziness, unemployment #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans

@GoalsOnSunday Though the programe was about yesterdays footbal not the Michael Owen life story. He an unemployed little shit. Move on

@Joey7Barton: Sunday morning. Golf course this morning and a roast dinner and the footy this afternoon. Happy 'UNEMPLOYED' days.

Obama has black America at 18% unemployment. And you want to vote for this guy?

Snake Oil Salesman-in-Chief @BarackObama ignores that he has actually been President for 3+ years & the cause of record unemployment. #tcot

I'm disappointed that Sky have succumbed to an unemployed cock touting himself for business. I'd love to stone him

@hamer30 what're your plans? How come you'll be unemployed?

4 some people i m only their friend when they r jobless & they make me 2 pay their bills. Soon they will have 2 repay:) @DeviIinDisguise

Unemployment at a record highs, people coming, people going, people born to die, don't ask me, because I don't know why

@aditya_cfc26 u reckon whoever wrote the el classico book his jobless will he did and he's a best seller.

@Boogie2988 Hey Boogie!! Follow me, dude...I need some followers on this thing called Twitter. It'll make my dick jingle. LOL!!!

Black leader go to your people,see conditions they live in,change that.black leader your educated child is unemployed.

@bga069 @TonyAbbottMHR Ever heard of the GFC? Unemployment in the OECD ranging from 24.6% (Spain) and Aust has what? 5% #auspol #fuckwit

I hate that by September 7th I will be once again unemployed. Genuinely think I will have a break down. I Like money too much.:(

Unemployment rate in Gaza Strip is 28.4% compared with 17.1% in the West Bank---Palestinian Central Bureau of statistics