News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 19.08.12 Part 27

@snayyy_ @blizzgetsbizz throwin my ass on the unemployment line after that shit

Job application submitted! Fed up of being an unemployment statistic

@j__lamo @vzwsupport @verizon They will when their employees are on unemployment and their taxes go up.

I gained 10 lbs. in my 1st 6 months of unemployment.Wondering how to lose it in the next month, before I go back to work.Prob not happening.

The last summer vacation of my life is now complete. Now it will just be considered unemployment. #senioryear

Just by looking at the streets in Egypt, one can instantly tell that unemployment is an epidemic.

I hate being jobless.

Why isn't anyone giving me money? I'm 16 and jobless, sad mi Bajram Banka naj vise treba. #hahaha #butreally

@Mr_Portland he almost unemployed too? So is Chicago his last hope?

@tequkayla tried to get me to sleep in her bed with her last night. #lezbehonest

Football season is probably the only time of year when unemployed people know when Monday is. @scott_swoop

#ThingsThatEnrageDemocrats That people on unemployment do look for jobs because their unemployment $$$ doesn't at all cover their expenses.

Saw my pretty baby @TiannaLaniece today!!! : ) we both done with this whole workin thing too!! #Jobless wessuh, lol

Unemployment is just making my life more difficult. I do everything I'm supposed to yet they're withholding my check. #thehell #Ihavebills

Thar article by @tommyxtopher tells you everything you need to know about people that apparently don't care we have 8.3% unemployment.

Spent $257 on make up. #princessprobz #spoiled #unemployed #thanksmom

@seniinthebox yes. This year actually. I'm gonna stay jobless for as long as I can, work is just stressful, you can never go back after that

Regionally, lowest #unemployment rate was in the #Midwest at 7.5% while the highest was in the West unchanged at 9.4% for July #ECONOMICS

@ParentlAdvisory aye relax fam ...if that happen I'ma be dead jobless lol

.@BarackObama told us that the stimulus would prevent the unemployment rate from climbing past 8% now 42 months later... #tcot

@KieranCanning Could you explain to me why attendance of first La Liga games is below average? Is it because of unemployed or what?

feels good to be unemployed

Woo unemployment!

@iMademoiselle Also how is your unemployment period going on?

12.8 million people unemployed and people want to vote Obama

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans Reality of 8% unemployment and 15 trillion debt.

@iMademoiselle I can understand. I am almost unemployed although I am officially employed. It sucks ball! I hate it.

@EricFehrn Romneycare works in a state with 4% unemployment and a population of 6.5M. In a nation w/ 8% unemployment and 310M, #NotSoMuch.

shit all over its rising bro @dbaum_: CT unemployment rises again

Gna b jobless by the end of next week duno how ima cope?

@RayRiley5 @BarackObama Plus - You don't consider all people that have run out of unemployment beni's and are now jobless and off the radar

Going to the mall with five dollars in my pocket #yolo #unemployed

@davidjaca Could you explain to me why attendance of first La Liga games is below average? Is it because of unemployed or what?

My previous self employed / unemployed shower game is open to everyone today. Who’s had the most showers? Ive only had 2 TBH. You?

@unemployed_alex you can still sleep in here 8) it's mines I spin' it

@thuglifeNIQUE @TripleD90 @deionsandersjr he has too much time on his hands I'm convinced he's unemployed and only has a G.E.D. \(•_•)/

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans link cards and unemployment

In July, North Dakota continued to have the lowest unemployment rate at 3%, the highest remained in Nevada at 12% (up from 11.6%) #ECONOMICS

Balling off unemployment **

Last day at the Cougar!! #unemployment #excited #gonnamissthegirls

After I pay my metro pass for September I'll barely have enough money left, #sigh, unemployed life.

Well done Stephanie Flanders for pissing all over Iain Duncan Smith's jobless figures. The Man doesn't think he has to answer questions.

Y'all have Monday off? Mera Tuesday bhi off hai! *sticks tongue out* Ab bolo! P.S. Jobless people don't reply please.

What's this unemployed niggga going to do today?

@PerdidoMike Romney owns his 4% Unemployment rate while Gov of MA....Obama owns his +8% Unemployment rate as Pres of USA. Agreed?

I'm such a lazy, useless, jobless highschool graduate. #dammats

Heard the IPS bus drivers went on strike because they didn't get their last unemployment check smh

@Mngxitama But the causes for these & other challenges such as our massive levels of unemployment & apartheid wages are much more complex...

MatchhhhRT @piZanwithatlean: What's this unemployed niggga going to do today?

Great time in church today! The Lord was DEF in the house!!! Luke 16:1-9 What to do when you're unemployed....... Pastor PREACHED this AM!

Get my last wages on saturday so gonna buy LOADZ of clothes #unemployed #bum #skint #fuckit

People who blame unemployment on Obama suck at life. Change your field and get your goddamn money any way you can.

When I start to complain I think about how I was homeless and jobless for almost 2 yrs..I don't like my job but I thank God for one

Sunday is a day of rest? You're unemployed..

I'm going to be unemployed soon and I don't care

#ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans A nice 8 percet unemployment rate that hasn't change for 4 years

I wouldn't be able to do half the things I do jobless without his mercy

@ChristineCaine @DCMetroChurch Thanks for coming out, it was a real blessing! I'm going to put my not enough [unemployment] in His hands.

@Nickdrumr2 Then depends what you think the state should supply. Education? NHS? Unemployment bens? Maternity pay? etc

college does not fucking equal getting a good job, alright? there's a man out there who went to an ivy league college and is jobless.

My parents buy my almost 22 year old jobless brother new clothes and a dresser to put them in but I gotta buy my own clothes

@KingZeina: More jobs produced under Pres. Obama in 3 yrs than GWB in 8 years #ThingsThatEnrageRepublicans BS! 3 yrs of 8.3% plus jobless

Cannot believe my little man starts school tomorrow! Change is in the air!

They naturally jobless abi?@pat9ine: It's only natural for a lady's tweet to be more than that of the guys

I'm really unemployed now ... lol -- I'm drawn

@Hillman86 oh I'll let you all know what I'm doing! I'll be jobless after thurs so I expect I'll be tweeting a lot haha

Guys with 3 year Diploma (in finance) unemployed and NO experience?There is something new for you tomorrow!

someone hire me i need a job #unemployed #job

@_PiperCarter @_PrettyTia_ yep unemployment check here I come

@daanyelll_ seriously @RealCP talkin like everyone else is unemployed.

Got the job!!!!!! Omg so happy I'm not jobless anymore

@DogGREAT he is jobless then .__.

Who wants to discuss the number of times @FrancoRossi_ air humped @tequkayla and I last night. Hahahah #neighbs

@Roy__Rogers @KingZeina They have to be counting people on welfare as Employed GovtWorkers..Think Unemployment isMore like 12%.& _employed..

Kevin thinks instead of sending aid direct to governments we should pay to send the unemployed to work at a grassroots level. #genius

sniff an unemployment line of cocaine -,,-

Year-over-Year, 5 states reported jumps in the #unemployment rate in July 2012. State of New York saw the biggest jump to 9.1% from 8.0%

@ZacharyQuinto Don't know who will win the election, but I do know that whoever does needs to fix the economy, the deficit and unemployment.

@keatonlayer I don't wanna think about salty whale semen in my mouth...

If you are unemployed the IPS is hiring for drivers and you can start tomorrow

@kipkenyan welfare was there for everybody..its a #safetynet next thing u will be saying no to unemployment benefits stop watching #foxnews

As of now I am jobless :(

Smh...t(-_-t) Unemployment here I come

I need to make money so I can save money so I can travel. #jobless

India should give/raise monthly Pension Rs 6000/-&free medical aid from Yr 2013 to all Sr.Citizens who are poor

@VivaLa_Fiesta Time & again ur tweets make me realize that i am not the only one who is jobless here. Just that my tweets are little better.

Officially unemployed #yaycollege

Holy shit, I'm done. #unemployed #bittersweet

How come nobody wants to hire me #broke #jobless

@PerdidoMike that's not what he said. Now let's get back to Obama's 42 months of +8% Unemployment and $16 trillion Debt.

@lady_gabbar Lucky you punju girl *I am not a jobless person* :-D

@wbdnewton not to be confused with the unemployment line.

Goodbye Eurospar, hello unemployment!

A 54-year-old man died after setting himself on fire outside the Italian parliament last week to highlight his struggle with unemployment.

@DebraaOWB soo jobless! Lmaooo I wonder what mr bentevoglios gonna say when he sees us in september

@mobijobsjobs: Guys with 3 year Diploma (in finance) unemployed and NO experience?There is something new for you tomorrow!Yeah

@_MarishaS Gon' be reading tht unemployment benefits handbook next! Lol!

Feels good to officially be unemployed again, at least until winter break...

@KurtSchlichter @justus4all Can't find a job is BS. Unemployed people aren't willing to take what's available where it's available.

@cchasebh @markoshea75 @EllenBarkin @Inb4daPop Answer what?Let's talk about O's RECORD.Disaster obamacare,record poverty/foodstamp,jobless