News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 41

@mjrowland68 the #qldpol #LNP simply want to pay for their new premiers tower and increase unemployment to help #AbbottFlintstone #AusPol

Can we just fire all of the #teachers that are #striking right now and hire the millions of teachers that are unemployed and eager to work?

Doesn't 'Universal Credit' sound jolly. Instead of being 'unemployed' it'll 'be 'jobseekers' next. #spoketoolate !!

@CallMeJesusT cant get unemployment when u quit so nope

@ChaseMooreMusic HAHAHA! Str8 the fuck up. aka unemployed, go to the club every night, i love my haters, fuck everybody man, babymama of 3.

Leaving lunch with the team today. Reminds me I only have 4 more days before I am unemployed

“The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed”

@kacciieee haha and im stuck here jobless drinking lokos -___-

@RockkiesLife the people that are not going to vote for Obama, weren't going to vote for him even if the unemployment was 0.1%.

I've been unemployed, became illiterate, and diagnosed with a learning disability ever since I followed @keeks__x0.

@EveningStarNM @sethjmason The meddling the government did in the 1930's went far beyond unemployment relief and tarrifs. And it didn't.

I need to get a job for all the stuff I want to do #Broke #Unemployed

@TOGNick Last I checked, unemployment and underemployment for for college graduates under the age of 25 is around 53%.

#cbj MRT @steffeG: Kristian Huselius might be unemployed, but I don't think he's too worried about it, he won $300k on horse racing today.

@run_the_trap I didn't say anything salaries. They should at least be glad they have jobs in this economy. I know plenty of unemployed

@GeorgeSwagman hahaha. No but if Romney gets elected y'all gonna be unemployed #voteobama

@KevinMaddenDC Fox 4yr graphic - income, gas, unemployment and HH income - much more effective than tons of words - use for debate

How to know if you're unemployed. - You've already seen every episode of mock the week on @Join_Dave 5 times

That means more to the Unemployment rate, its would be 7.1% unemployment i it werent for govt cuts of jobs

Just picked up my nephew from school. Who knew there were so many unemployed DILF's?!

Officially #unemployed. Hmu if you know anywhere hiring!

Unemployed really feeling the love from Romney/Ryan to help them: Pulling the carpet out on safety nets, food, health insurance. Pro 1%

@KNwigwe just jobless she

So the Dems are taunting the poll numbers - Obama leads now about 5 points - Does that change the economy? Does that change unemployment?

The REAL #WaronWomen is the #Obama Economy. Nearly 6 Million WOMEN unemployed. Poverty rate for women never higher in history: 14.5% #sgp

Unemployed? Get up and GO! Employed but seeking other opportunities?? Get up and GO!

Am jus gonna relax nd watch y'all jobless bunch make noise in my mentions

I unexpectedly ran out of wine. Thought I had more left in the bottle than I did. Nevermind poverty or unemployment, this is serious!!

the way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga when I'm still unemployed.

@joyzaphine there are some perks to unemployment...

@BlackChuckTodd @HaroldWNelson Yes. By all means we need to send Brahm Stoker and Dracula to the hallows of the unemployed on 6. November.

@joemacfan Europe? and no time for $? I'm unemployed and I saved from the minute I got off the boat. lame excuses haha

@allknown_irvin: @KNwigwe just jobless sheyh men.....ode

Stressing over not having a job at the moment, london why must you have the 2nd highest unemployment rate!!!

my last day as an unemployed teenager.. and i'm stuck read AP government and writing a college essay #whatthefuck

@thehill @jtsthehill @amieparnes Yes. 4.5% unemployment and 3.5% GDP growth! Please link to Bush!

no longer unemployed. :) #biggirltweet #happygirl

46 million on welfare 27 million unemployed 16 trillion in debt How in the flyin fuck could ANYONE be dumb enough to give Obama a 2nd chance

@onedirection IDC HOW MUCH IT HAS I HAVE NO MONEY TO BUY IT CAN U NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IM UNEMPLOYED! I NEED TO SAVE FOR COLLEGE. Elohel

I think I've been unemployed for too long! I definitely need to start job searching lol

8 million people are no longer counted as unemployed, because they are no longer looking for a job. #failure

@JacquiThome I don't think anyone even works!! It's like that all day everyday! #ridiculous #unemployment

Damn if I had someone to do it with ...but then if it dosent work I'll be jobless when I come back if I can't find work

Stupid bored unemployed hacker got nothing better to do. Give me back my @NatGeo!!!!!

Maxs unemployment dinner! #quitter

Are anyone else's 2 best friends unemployed and live in your dads mansion??

Before you talk about anyone are you still depending on Unemployment? I'll wait

@xGENOCIDEx that would be ideal... But I usually date jobless dead beats. So there's my problem

Day 1 of new job, not even half way done, and I already miss being unemployed.

@LauraFlyMe Apparently there are 19M or so who believe that. I guess when you get 99 weeks of unemployment you have the time.

do you know anybody unemployed we have 200,000 job openings I think unemployment is a lie

@MakeItPlain we have 200,000 job openings I think unemployment is a lie

Only reason you aint unemployed is because you a hoe and they keep you around

@AaronjohnN1988 @andrewmnewby goodnight Andy. Tweet u tomorrow you fuckin sex pest. Your a fuckin unemployed bad one!

Always saying I want her man,When he ain't Shit,WTF am I gonna do with an unemployed 19 year old,bitch please

It's a very real thing hearing the desperation of an unemployed father

If tweets are any indication of the future workforce, I expect unemployment to sky rocket to about 30% soon. #Iweepforthefuture

@StetsOnStets Darling, if you would date a man that's unemployed, you are a SPECIAL kinda woman...

@barackobama what plans do you have on how to solve the ever rising unemployment crisis?

Parents Actin Like College Graduation Is Key To Success. Let's See How These Unemployed Folk Feel Abt That. #ArtDntBreak #RightBrainMovement

But hey, live your life how you wanna, just don't complain when you're 20 and jobless, still living with your parents.

@laura29xx you know Dawson.. I don't know what I wanna do with my life - this is my excuse for being jobless

@lbc973 @theanthonydavis what is the matter with Britain? Are we intent on keeping unemployment high at home? We have skills - USE or Lose!

First of all, if you're UNEMPLOYED you shouldn't be DATING. The 2 just don't go together

@MakeItPlain do you know anybody unemployed I have been to 5 factories in 5 days all of them are looking for help

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga and I'm still unemployed ...

#Iowa, 2009 unemployment was 7.8%, is now 8.3%, 2009 median income was $54,000, is now $50,000 #1u #twisters

Unemployment rate would be @7.1% if Rep. Governors wouldn't have cut police, fireman, &

What was in the briefcase? Papers..papers..my work papers. Where do you work? I'm unemployed. -The Big Lebowski (:

360 die violently in Chicago this year. Teachers on strike. High unemployment. Where is the leadership?

89% of the females who claim niggas ain't shit don't know who their kids fathers are and are on unemployment #censusbureau #facts

@DickMorrisTweet: The real unemployment rate is 11.4 percent. The only reason it's dropping is because so many people have stopped looki ...

@sdiesel12 his fault club in a mess and why is unemployed then if he a good manager

@ashpelling haha nope, unemployed student! Went up cardiac hill on follow the dog today, it's more like 100bpm hill! Pussy! Haha.

@RubyBobbles In all fairness, sometimes you have to take work where you can get it. It's individual choice. I would rather be unemployed.

Well my jobless days r officially over...

@ImFreckles I know right? Sick of being single and unemployed... In a major rut.

@FoodTravelCo about to be unemployed &

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga even though I'm still unemployed...

25k teachers demand raises while ~75k unemployed teachers in IL look for jobs. Don't suppose Ill see an #occupy CPS anytime soon?

Latest #Unemployment Report: 844,000 given up looking for work in August. 12.3 million #UNEMPLOYED. The most since The Great Depression.

obviously we're in a jobless recovery

@latimes Technological unemployment in a nutshell.

I wish so desperately that I could kick @hawknelson, but seeing the jobless teen I am, that's impossible.. It's the thought that counts.

I almost forgot that I'm unemployed with all this money I have. #Iwish

@nperegonow @85_Renee haha your one of those Clinton news network watchers.. We r 1600000000$ in debt &

This stressful, terrible day has my head so fucked up I can barely function. So many friends packed their shit and headed for unemployment.

@blackenterprise Thanks for sharing, I needed these tips...graduated with my MA in May and still unemployed...now I have a better strategy!

@lbc973 @theanthonydavis no!!!! There are too many unemployed here at home!

@pollito_ivonnn really(: what are their names?(: your a jobless 15 year old married to her dogs. With piojos hahaha jk. You coo nigga(:

I went from quoting my job and being unemployed to having a new job within 12 hours #getitgirl

or unemployed.

@lbc973 @theanthonydavis As a retired medical secretary I'm not at all comfortable with it, &

As of this date Sept. 10,2012...Still homeless, jobless and hopeless.! Still living in my car, which has developed a power-steering leak!

@YDarwyn ow cool than :) me nothing im a unemployed personne lol no school no work when im back from london ill see chat im gonna do

Unemployment is under 10%, which means >

But I know one group with zero unemployment, the Amish.

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I'm pretty sure my liberal ass out-earns all these jobless partying college kids ranting about lazy liberals. By a factor 10. At least.

@slone Why are public servants allowed to strike ever? they can replaced with the 11% unemployed. #p2 #tcot