News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 31

Unemployment. If anyone would like to give me a job, get in touch please. Tanks!

It would be REALLY funny if the striking Chicago teachers apply for unemployment benefits, and even funnier if they actually receive them

@MorisJ @beckerman004 @ponchowerr #unemployed

@MikeeJudgee haha 'low me I'm unemployed so I refuse to bun during the week now

@bitchhIMtheISH I'm unemployed now so we can grab lunch on a weekend!!!! :D Lololol

thoho yanu ai shumi= your head is unemployed......lmao

4yrs ago, the unemployment rate was skyrocketing as the economy collapsed. Now it's coming down.

I need a job A.S.A.P. cause being jobless in college is no fun!

Soooo the hospital that I was in just got me fired... #unemployed ************

Tax cuts for an unemployed, is like blood transfusion to a cadaver. will not put food on his table, or help his homeless family. Sorry Mit

Unemployment at record highs! African-American unemployment at 25 year highs! Hispanic unemployment in mid-teens! GO OBAMA! Good job!

Unemployment is still at 8.1% and these guys are quarreling about money. It's inexcusable and unacceptable. #NHL

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8% unemployment &

Unemployed haaaaa, time to walk around handing out resumes I guess

Unemployment approved :))

@MzGreenEyez7 good job unemployed gutter slut !! Lol jk.. U can always come to my house &

With unemployment up and the economy down, lots of people are starting small businesses. Does your biz have LEVERAGE &

@est110590 girl that makes two of us. I'm unemployed right right been job searching n all that but it's hard. I barely go out now ** imy2!!

@Dannycutiee easy. 7 3 credit classes. unemployed. and doesnt go out. #nolife

We have a president that instead of being worried about 8% unemployment is worried about his own job #obamaisntworking

Ah Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.

Females thats always on twitter/Facebook uploading pictures on Instagram are the ones who are jobless

“@KIssMyRoseTat I need a job A.S.A.P. cause being jobless in college is no fun!”

@Ahmed_Adk: lol... E jst dey make sense ne=)) #nw Shaun the sheep=))) u jobless mahn! Na na, KT chillingwai shaun the sheep OMG

I got a new job now on the unemployment line

@Unemployed_Mom Jessica, meet Andrea from @runeatdatesleep. Andrea got Clinton tix too and was wondering who else is going!

I swear, Joes wife straight STAYS preggos and unemployed.

Well people where would u end up with the outsourcing of jobs, you guessed it unemployed and underpayed , ha ha

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time. I've got a new job now in the unemployment line. **

If MSM professional pundits &

Times here are really hard, more than 15% unemployment. I felt lucky to sell it all. @USAlivestrong @tp_nonnie @PatriotForRomne

Since I been unemployed I spend 95% of my day covered by 2 baby girls..

Unemployment= doctors appointments, freelance and Netflix

@BarackObama After 5 years out of work (rec'd 0.00 unemployment $) have a final interview today. How about a recommendation from BO #luck

@2_Testicles lol if they hated you for gettin unemployment just imagine the hate youll receive when you lie your way to a higher tax braccet

@exfauxsure great! I'm unemployed!!

#EmbarassYourWorkFriend oooh I'm unemployed...

Restaurants and companies with their addresses written on a napkin...yeah I'm an unemployed college grad #unemployedproblems

@FrancisBeMee leave it you're unemployed.

@PiaCatton Yeah. I'm home watching. Being unemployed has some perks. #brightside

Unemployment Rates Highest Amongst Black And Latinos: The latest U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics report, shows that black and Latino ...

Please #Pray 4 those who R being #LaidOff @ @KennedySpaceCenter AS WELL AS those who R #Already #Jobless. This truly #STINKS!

@Unemployed_Mom They didn't give me an actual ticket! I have to go wait at Will Call on Wednesday!

@momjoviblog @Unemployed_Mom Hi Jessica!!! Want company on Wednesday?

@slmiller222 ...thus, it becomes the interest of the owners to have high unemployment.

GCON for bad roads and uncompleted projects, OFR for bokoharam, MON for youth unemployment and election violence. what are we celebrating?

#tcot #p2 Remember,we have no money for education, food stamps or unemployment, but PLENTY of money for war &

people complain they are jobless whilst they didnt want to learn at all

@PennDragonArt Thank you, I'm glad 2 know that. It means the other 60% of us can see them unemployed as they made others? Yeah! Justice.

#HamOnt Fed NDP leader Thomas Mulcair starting southwestern Ontario tour today in Windsor

Sometimes it's best not to peek over shoulders. Man texting I've not felt this depressed since I was unemployed... #cheerythoughtforday

I get taxed on all the money I make, almost to the breaking point but I'm sure glad that Unemployed Tyrone can put 28's on his 84 Caprice...

@DanMilanoABC radio division has a few min for noon news, today featured nonsense H. Reid soundbite. With 8.3 unemployment,why so unserious?

Juz sitting n watching d clock tick datz how jobless I can b!!

I'm so bored of working but I don't wanna be unemployed #toughy

@nathanoase @bwfast darn straight, that's the life of the unemployed

@cc04ukno tell her she better enjoy that lunch becuz when it's over, her ass is unemployed!!!!

I was just thinking... One year ago I unemployed after being laid off by the worst company I've ever worked for. Blessing in disguise.

unemployment has made me resentfull of everyone i see on tv, with their cool jobs and bags of money.

I'm gonna speak to my guidance teacher about this cause I can't go on unemployed... I have driving lessons/ car/ car insurance to pay for

@DewhurstAlex I will for sure cos I need a route out of unemployment in later life haha, only a teaching pro tho, don't get mixed up

I seriously never knew getting a job could be SO fucking hard. I empathize with unemployed people. Dont ever judge someone, it could be you!

Why would anyone vote for Obama Why? The poverty? The food stamps? The debt? The unemployment disaster? High Gas? Terrible healthcare? Why?

@BlackZeus152 don't forget about me and my unemployed self !

@JHowardDesign @onthewings Tell that to the 8.0+ percent of unemployed Americans

Today I'm officially unemployed. One day of being responsible to absolutely no one. #ireadabook

@Janecaulfield Saskatchewan has great stats overall, but the working poor have a high unemployment rate and cost of living has doubled.

@KieronMcloughli was ok, Matt was a top wingman but I balls'd it up! Ha. Full of sted heads and the jobless though! Not cool #jackssundays

@SamRuss26 @orangedge let's keep checking on ebay then. If 4 tickets pop up we can bid. Will use my unemployment to concentrate on it lol

@leftwalker feel free to help build that business into a rousing success and then begin hiring the unemployed with vigor.

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga when im unemployed .

@TrustyCory Sucks for you unemployment

@joonspeaks you know niggas just say there rappers cuz they got tired of tellin women there unemployed. Very lil artistry

@TheFFAddict No doubt! They live to play and then BOOM it's gone and you're a rich cheerleader. Better them than me. I get injured

You can tell who's unemployed on twitter, especially on Monday afternoons

BLK UNEMPLOYMENT WENT FROM 16% TO 14% NOW SOMEONE HIRED ALL THEM BLK PPL NOW WHO

Romney didn't mention Afghanistan? GASP! from the media. Obama didn't mention unemployment? Silence from the media.

I went frm jobless , barely eating to getting a 600 check evry 2weeks foodstamps nd unemplyment ctfu... Lifes GREAT.. Thts temporary tho

@dlopez0807 @berto_buitron @oons1118 I'm on strike not unemployed! Lol

Who got the number to unemployment? I'm trying to get this work Lmao

I wonder why people get upset that they have work in the morning, yall making money unlike people who are jobless, so stop complaining

Looool@phunmysweet: This tweet tho @hadeytweet: U know u r jobless wen u start using ur pubic hair to learn ow to barb

@theaydan it's 4pm on a Monday... I guess New York has better unemployment figures than here.

@photoatomic Where's the common sense here? The nation has a REAL unemployment rate of 19.8%. And they are complaining about class size?

Romney should be fighting Obamacare and coming tax increases,8%unemployment @USMAgrandmother @QuikHit @AZMatador @exodus_2011 @EmelyneRoth

about to be unemployed cus im walkin outta this shit hole.

BAACK WAS LOOKIN AT OVER 10% UNEMPLOYMENT OR BETTER AND WE STILL UNDER BUSH JR TAX CUTS I KNOW BARACK DONT LIKE THAT BUT HE GOT TO CLAIM IT

@hernamewaslucy how far back do these graphs have to go on unemployment?

My jobless tweet disappeared??

LolRT @CHARLIECLIPS: Who got the number to unemployment? I'm trying to get this work Lmao

Or perhaps, maybe having a real U3 unemployment rate over 10% and a U6 over 20% would spoil the political plans for many in both parties?

Gerrout jooorrr!!! Was it nuh a mstk *jobless boy*@jalabanks: Omo na wa o!God dey shaRT @call_moi_KOFO: I refused to be pushed!!!

August's Unemployment Numbers Likely to Trigger Stimulus

@poddarmanish9 When humans are jobless, humans tend to take random stuff from the net and post it on peoples twitter accounts :P

@tillieee94 @lilyheinzbeans haha thats always the case, must be why im an unemployed bum **

Unemployment drops, but nobody is cheering....bit.ly/POANS9

@daffizzzy iono for dose guys o, dey are just too jobless, deir mates dey run to make am dem dey here dey twitfight wif gurls

you're making shirts with cheap labor overseas, jobs that could help America's unemployment rate and recession.

@TeamCavuto Vouchers are BHO propaganda BS... Show me one doc or video... All Dems have is lies, hate, +8% unemployment &