News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 29

@TheBlackHermit maybe they're cutting their losses or giving grammar nazis more work to reduce the unemployment rate

#putz MT @mviser Romney criticizes Obama for not mentioning unemployment or food stamps in convention speech. But Romney didn't either.

NIGGAZ UNEMPLOYED CUM HOLLA AT ME IM HIRING STRAIGHT UP #BOSSNIGGA

Unemployment is real boring right about meow.. Not having a good day :(

@tmims50 Obama views black unemployment/all others as statistics on way to Great Obama-led Revolution of Hope/Change. Small price

I just had an actual conversation with an actual 30yr old who thinks the occupy movement failed bc the protesters looked dirty &

@SarahPalinUSA's bio is pretty darn pathetic. Former governor of Alaska and GOP nominee for VP. So ....you're pretty much unemployed now

@Claire so great to meet you today @RickiLakeShow #FriendsofRicki can't wait to talk more re Curing Unemployment Tour!

how can you pile all that shit coloured makeup/faketan on everyday!! #snogmarryavoid #dogs #jobless

fingers crossed I may actually get a job tommorow and won't be poor and unemployed for the rest of my life **

@killla_kev let me cop that suit, i got no gear for this fair thing #jobless #forever

Aww shit its about to get cold out soon ...feel kind f bad for my summer time ballers. Its about to be a whole lot of unemployed hustlers

ladies there is no such thing as being a little bit pregnant. that's like saying i'm a little bit unemployed. see how dumb it sounds? #stop

@bill_oreilly_DN why don't we base congress salary on unemployment numbers .... Rahm thinks its a good idea for teachers

So I'm definitely not good with the whole being unemployed thing**

It's funny seeing a hustle-less &

so many daytime talk shows. i'm currently watching Katie. dear lord i can't be unemployed for long.

Aged 16-25 unemployed and interested in football opportunities??. Inbox me for more details :-)

Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment

she would wait til I'm jobless &

@arthurtwittter or just slash jobs, increase unemployment and hope private sector takes the strain? #torytomfoolery

@JoeMars94966280 Hating all the stories from disabled dying because they're forced back to work to suicidal fathers through unemployment.

#Forward2012 Cut military in half: more unemployment, cut heart out of defense. Wide open borders Continue flood of illegal workers. No jobs

I'm outraged that I am unemployed. FEED ME.

So the last couple months has seen eased welfare-to-work requirements during an unemployment crisis and likes teachers used as insults.

I'm unemployed and only in 1 fantasy football league. That's a bummer.

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@seanhannity jobless and hopeless Obama campaign slogan 2012

@tehard Very different labour market: mini-jobs have successfully kept unemployment down, increased flexibility but reduced stability :-/

@TravelnSam Now why would someone happily unemployed be looking on LinkedIn? Is - gasp! - a JOB in your future? Say it ain't so...

9 weeks into a 10 week WCB Physio program and I'm now jobless. And can't apply for EI bc I was off work injured for too long. #fucktheworld

@ailiemurrayy emmerdale is for the unemployed! #tooearly #niceweevillage

Unemployment down to 8.1% as millions quit job search, Figgy Martin detained by US Customs #newstheyWONTreport #tellmystory

@babyxcakes u just need $300 right now. then pay a little each paycheck. I'm unemployed and I can do it. u can 2

“@CelesteTheBesst: @Giovani_ThaDon lol boy I am broke &

@namawinelake: IMF suggests 30% cut to minimum wage to UK levels, and lowering unemployment benefit which is 62% of minimum wage now. Ok.

Please notice the unemployment ratio and growth figures Mr. PRIME MINISTER ...DO SOMETHING CHINA HAS MAINTAINED IT'S GLOBAL POSITION.

she needs me now but i can't seem to find the time, i got a new job now in the unemployment line

@tiffanynffc @BellMelly @GaryCuttell My jobless life in general.

Packing up my office. My lost productivity thanks to @anonymousown3r has been the final straw. I'm unemployed.

@MichelleKenneth unemployment still above 8% and food stamp users are the highest ever

@cassidy_goucher we're gonna become hobo's this winter while being jobless

no longer jobless :)

@enrohtrelyt yea same, lol silly question jobless me, ask liam he comin with his dollah

@cspanwj If we don't get Obama out in November the unemployment numbers will be too high to even fool with counting!

Government assistance needs to be time limited. 6 months on WIC, food stamps, TEA, unemployment...then get a JOB.

Our unemployment, gasoline, food, electric prices are getting out of control and it's because of Obamas leadership. He must be stopped

a job and money would solve all my problems forever unemployed

What I wanna know is how many of you unemployed followers of mine got the Mega Job Section this weekend?! #None

@hanna_barry yes finally free and unemployed! Loving the freedom! Missions you. In PE now but wana see you when I get back

Gotta interview at Micky ds in 18 minutes woot woot been unemployed for quite awhile finally glad to start back working I hope

Start a new job tommorrow :) tried that focus on school work/ be unemployed thing ... Didnt work too well.

@phil_gatrell @Metal_Hammer Haha! Nice one! I do listen/check out recommendations as well,being jobless, can never buy them at the moment

“@ANBeezi: @FUCKABARTENDER I will be home this weekend ... Turn up lol”<

Sidechicks giving relationship advice... Pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty... Unemployed men talking about success -___-

.@MattRooneyNJ uh since @GovChristie took office NJ slipped to 41st biz climate &

If you unemployed &

Why do I choose to go around the shops when I'm unemployed. I have too many bags, clothes and shoes I want.

#DavidCameron is to meet supermarket chief executives in bid to tackle youth unemployment....what a one dimensional approach to the issue!

THIS JUST IN: U.S. #economy added 96,000 jobs in August, the government reports. #Unemployment rate fell to 8.1%. #goodnews #getajob

Oomf always on twitter!! she must jobless!!

@edgetiq @leebarnes30 @loopy_loo_loo @davidgoldwhu yeah let's reward people for being unemployed even more than they are already

Chicago teachers show their selfish disdain for those that are unemployed! Offered a 26% pay increase, change in retirement! Say No &

With the economy the way it is how can anyone think Obama has done his job?! 43 months of greater than 8% unemployment rates, seriously?!

@jilliandeltoro I thought their fans were all unemployed... =p

females turnoff #females that are 18 and jobless #turnoff

@superckook today considering those in the labor force, unemployment #, home foreclosures, those on food stamps. I would say NO sadly.

@clairetresidder Need a professional ballboy by any chance?! #unemployed #studentbum

@irocish haha unemployed and buying $200 headsets and $60 mics. whats wrong with me lmao

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Lol @valerie_watson: Lmao @hadeytweet: U know u r jobless wen u start using ur pubic hair to learn ow to barb

Do u have the percentage for Naija pls?@africainmotion: roughly 50% of recent US college grads are either unemployed or underemployed

Hey guys guess who's not unemployed anymore this guy #igotthejob

forever unemployed. #lolfml

@KellyCumCheeks nothing inparticular just a crap day, fed up of being alone and unemployed, I'll bounce back soon no worries x

@hickeycommamike still unemployed, but same ol same ol :P wishing i could do a cross-can trip just so i can bug everyone everywhere

#ChicagoTeachers make highest avg. salary in the nation, 76k before benefits AND they get summer off. Many Americans unemployed it's #GREEDY

Not only is my timetable shocking, but its made me unavailable to look after my cousin on Tuesdays..therefore..im unemployed. bastards.

The number of unemployed blacks has risen from 12.6% at the end of George Bush’s term to 15.8% today, a 25.4% increase.

@MichelleFields The teachers shouldn't be on strike..they should be unemployed with this kind of work record.. #disgusting

A jobless fee**I'm pressed.

23 million unemployed, the dollar is worthless, record #s on foodstamps, SS dwindling. It's a wonder there aren't food riots. #Obamanomics

@mollyc22 nice, so are you looking for a new one or joining the unemployed

@BarackObama The race is far from over, your record will speak for itself and vote accordingly. 16,000,000,000,000 debt, 8%unemployment ...

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed. You say it's big but you take it.. ride cowgirl ~

@kurtiscaesar you'd think that, but no. it's fulla young mum's and the unemployed coming in to wreck the joint!

Conductor requested that I produce my concession card. CAN'T SHE TELL THAT I'M A DISHEVELLED, UNEMPLOYED STUDENT. #vline

Dislikes of the day: Rider bookstore. Unemployment for being unhelpful. Lack of coffee. My apparently stale cheerios :( thanks senior year..

If you rock some next expensive brands and your unemployed, Imma have to assume its fake! LOL

@SianyAldred ha yes!! Still at the builders! #notforme #I?unemployment

@slowhuo imo if you go to file for unemployment and you say your previous job was a blogger they would laugh you out of the building.

@pryor74 you're now unemployed, when did this happen? #lloydsforlife

Tonight is my last night being unemployed so I might privately TURN UP in this bitch

Man if I left work every time I mentally checked out I'd be jobless lol

@rAtChEt_bt_rEaL Yes mam I am..jobless which means phoneless so yea but I'm alive don't worry I know you miss but its ok

@Lunarteddy I was once pregnant and jobless. Do you support my right to choose an abortion?

being jobless and out of school is really as bumy as everyone says

@la_ashes unemployed for now, take a break then find a job. Just too stressed.

@dontforgetjames looking at our previous twitter conversations (#unemployed) and despite your unrelenting messiness, I miss living with you

@kholmesirons90 @edgetiq @leebarnes30 @loopy_loo_loo @davidgoldwhu let unemployed people in cheaper craziest thing I've heard