News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 11

Urgently need a secretary. if you're jobless and run outta money for a new fancy shoes, just lemme knowww. p.s: I'm just helping my friend.

“@YoFatbitch: So bored ******************forgot being jobless was a bore” enjoy it while it lasts .. 9 - 5 is a waste of life !!

@shfly3424 guess what?due to weird schedule of meeting,I'll be a jobless girl until friday.you're also jobless rite?how about dating with me

Reading by the pool #unemployed

John Williams also said that if we used the 1980 definition of unemployment our jobless rate would be 22%.

Man jobless life boring af tho been used to getting up early going on three years I'm still doing it lol

43 straight months of 8% or higher unemployment, 23 mil. Americans looking for work, and 47 mil. on food stamps. Obama deserve re-election?

@BBCNormanS and cause unemployment to rise when many self employed people are forced to quit! #universalcredit

@dbweathers1 Swear to god....Saturday I posted a news article only on unemployment stats. Had one call me a racist. Others then jumped in!

Retweet if you're jobless atm...

@BarackProblema @1SmoothGroove @dpburnette @OlafsSinns We must get the word out to Blacks: 18% jobless rate, 50% drop in wealth. No Obama!

Still wondering what I would be up to if I was jobless -_- probably be asleep to be honest

Ima collect my unemployment until I max this bitch out on extensions. Get mad.

@ByronYork Good realistic assesment on FOX. Neil Newhouse dreaming, waiting for unemployment acorn to hit voters on head

idgaf bout some nigga gettin unemployment

IMF: Irish Bailout working well

Reagan's inherited economic crisis was simple inflation. His unemployment rate averaged 7.5%. He tripled the national debt. #RomneyRyan2012

MF on Ireland: -Bailout Program Performing Well -Meeting Budget Deficit Targets -Euro Crisis, Unemployment Weigh on Ireland $6E_F

@ellietaylorox @robbfrench i have everyday off #jobless #goodlife x

@gellygorre @ajalvez @jaypeepalugod @kibz18 @kayied me? I can't afford to go anywhere that expensive. ** #unemployed

@CamillaKrishnan: I feel like we're an old couple Me: I feel exactly as we are. Jobless and drinking at 3 in the afternoon. #HIGHFIVE

U think I'm finna trade in unemployment checks to work at footlocker? Fuck you.

I'm bout to become a twitter head since I'm jobless and carless #fornow

African-American unemployment is at 14.5%. It continues to be more than twice as high as white unemployment rates. t.co/fbQR1rFx

Anyone of my jobless friends in richmond bored enough to help me move???

Mondays at nail studio. How I love unemployment.

FYI, the reported unemployment statistics does n't count those who gave up on searching for jobs and are no longer on government support.

@IngrahamAngle right now a c. Not aggressive enough. Need to hammer on the economy, jobs and spending. Ads on real unemployment figures

@sarahjohnson27 it's called jobless and homeless: 2012 are you sure you wanna play?! haha :) need a roommate in texas??

This being jobless I'd about as much fun as being a daughter of #JoseffFritzl

been trying to get thru to ri unemployment for an hr &

Rather than extend unemployment benefits, Romney has promised to drop the unemployment rate below 6%... Anyone buying this? #HN101B

I'm no longer a jobless bum!

Or it cld just mean u are jobless sha

Im so grateful for my unemployment. This shit really is the best thing ever

I never depend on unemployment bc they can stop ya shit whenever.

@missumuggins I concur. What's more important than 23 Million jobless

Mitt leads 51%-45% on the economy. The real unemployment # is 19%. Don't let the despicable media suppress your votes. We got this:) TURNOUT

@prairieecothrif Great tips. A routine is vital. It’s little things that keep you going. Especially with avg. unemployment at ~10 months.

My life in un-friggen-real right now btw.. Only have classes tuesday and thursday #FourDayWeekend #Unemployed

July unemployment in Chicago: 10.6%. Median household income: $46,877. Average teacher salary? $75,000. Graduation rate: 60%. #CTUstrike

IMF on Ireland: -'12 GDP Growth Frcst to 0.4%, '13 Forecast to 1.4% -Forecasts '12 Jobless Rate at 14.8%, '13 Jobless Rate at 14.4% $6E_F

#Obama base Blacks,Hispanics,women and Coll. students have the worse unemployment rates.Is Obama keeping them down financially to get votes.

want real unemployment figures? ask people U know if they're working, here in SW FL it's about 1 in 3 or 1 in 4 are out of work, or 25%-33%

@klgandhoda I need to plan a trip to NYC (never been!) to see Kathie Lee and Hoda and Scandalous! New job begins soon!! 1.5y jobless!

This Is Forward?? >

Hope for #unemployed youngsters in West Wales as Rathbone #Cymru counts down to Launchpad programme in #Llanelli

Algarve hotel assn measures announced by prime minister will have a depressing effect on sector, rising unemployment and shrinking tourism

Majority of people that Update Work 2moro or Stressful work are jobless. lol

Shoutout to every able-bodied person on food stamps or unemployment.. You're helping push this country further into debt. :)

W/so many jobless in America what a perfect opportunity to replace Union jobs when they strike w/ NEW willing, able, &

yall not gon arm up and take over this country, yall not even gon speak up for yourselves. now, unemployment and pell grants and alladat?

@BretBaier I was referring to the weekly unemployment statistic of about 350,000. Those are supposed to be new applications.

Reminder: Obama did not keep unemployment below 7%

@WoottenLily girllll you've got a job!? I paid that x2 for gaga #unemployed :( x

@declankenny94 The real unemployment rate today is higher than when Obama can into office. It's also the highest it's been in 30 years!

@noraodonell 20% unemployment and you ask about Ryan's marathon time? I'm sure you'll ask Barry why he LIED about quitting smoking. Fugly B.

@bobbymimmo A huge number of peeps have had unemployment run out &

The work of a jobless mind A.k.a me in Arabic class t.co/1BvjtRgu

When so often we talk of unemployment and crime, #London2012 has shown us we have a nation to be proud of #OurGreatestTeam #bbc2012

About to do BBC Tees on update of #TUC12 so far - regional pay, the need for 'Plan B', youth unemployment and, I guess, coordinated action.

Unemployment is rarely considered desirable except by those who have not experienced it. —JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH, economist and author

my work is closing down! can't afford to be fussy anymore, i'm gonna be jobless :( HIRE ME @Hollyoaks and @bbceastenders! hahaa!

Get in line for food stamps and condoms. That is the least government can do after failing to create jobs for 4 years. Unemployment over 8%.

@tbithewire Jay-Z should Be Thankful he's in 1%, and not in Unemployment Line or Afghanistan.:(

You think if I could get unemployment and work on something else, I wouldn't? Fuck outta here.

Hooked. I am absolutely hooked. Never good when jobless. Welcome pot belly, I understand you are almost here? t.co/MLsuUlUc

E2-One problem that has not been improved by government dictates concerning the wages people pay others is high youth unemployment.

@walktoschool some of our 'hoods have 35 perc unemployment. Parents who don't have luxury of doing this.

1 weeks into September and i'm still jobless..

@ShesTooVICIOUS not really all they probably would do is suspend me or transfer me cause they not gone want to pay unemployment lol

Good thing unemployment's up. Chicago parents can just stay home and watch their kids.

Thank you mr Obama an America for sendin me to the unemployment office bc Obama hates coal..news flash coal is America an now wv hurts

@MittRomney @PaulRyanVP EMERGENCY! Point out the REAL jobless numbers. Be passionate. Can't talk like Mr. Nice Guy to marxist thugs!

@michellemalkin demarcate against demarcate union. Hmmmm which dummy-craft will win. Answer, jobless teachers. Vote republican, not 2 late

.@Furrystoat that they would go on strike with unemployment this high says all I need to know.

doing the assignment, unemployment effects :)

Yeah??? “@xoxoManola: I need to find Mr.Grey! Something to occupy myself with while I'm jobless.”

Enjoying my last two weeks of unemployment.

@aNg_RinGiE I am officially back in Amherst jobless and friendless so yes come and make me sane! Is wine out of the question?! What time?

#ChicagoTeachersDemand Unemployment pay while out on summer vacation.

Employers added 96,000 jobs in August. The unemployment rate dipped two-tenths of a percentage point to 8.1 percent.

the Dow hit its highest point ever, closing at 14,164.53 and reaching 14,198.10 intra-day level 2 days later. Unemployment was steady @ 4.7%

@DarkestH0ur17 *hugs* day one is specially reserved for wallowing. Unemployment is a big thing. Tomorrow will be better.

Facts for 2012 campaign: 1) 43 months w/ unemployment over 8%. 2) 47 million on foodstamps. 3) 23 million struggling to find work.

I dunno which one is worst being broke, jobless or bored...

Black unemployment in Chicago is 19%, where a mere 44% of black males graduate high school. Teachers want a pay raise? For what? #CTUstrike

$HPQ lays off 29K. Can the #Fed buy up all the PCs as to preserve their unemployment mandate, and fight PC price deflation?

43 straight months of unemployment. I guess people have no hope and no change anymore and Obama wants to move forward with that. #CleanHouse

Hmmm!! Tough question. @NickyzBubblePop: I dunno which one is worst being broke, jobless or bored...

E3-To date youth unemployment is more than 17%. When young peop[le can not get a job, they will become welfare clients

@StevenRomatz11 oh goodie, he's telling us to file for unemployment and social security bc we can and deserve it bc the money is there.

39.2 weeks is the average duration of unemployment - nearly double what it was just a few years ago - #AreYouBetterOff

Dear @BarackObama, 43 consecutive months of UNEMPLOYMENT WELL ABOVE 8% is NOT better off than 4 years ago! Not your friend, Rick #Tlot

@JULIANBRAY not all the volunteers were jobless many were retired many gave up there holiday time lets be balanced in our views

unemployment here means freedom or boredom? *it's a question*

Oh god these days I am more #jobless over #Internet :( save me :p ...

@Lauramarshay n chicks living off cs n unemployment..nicki said they fukin up the economy she voting republican. To get broke hoes up

3 cheers for adding to the unemployment rate!

@KeylnFFXI @sethjmason BTW, do you consider massive emergency unemployment relief and tariffs meddling? Everyone else does. And it worked.