News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 18

Unemployed life...

When do I get my hot prince that provides for me and loves everything about me. Tired of unemployed jerks

Rhode Island has the 2nd highest unemployment rate in the nation at 10.8% #IndyCar

I think its obvious that today I overheard a pair of unemployed wasters having a conversation #whyyounowork

@JimHegarty don't put that kind of pressure on me! I'm lazy! Doesn't the sun know its a Monday and i'm unemployed?

@SamGibson_III I'm in college and won't have trouble finding a job but don't want to have to support everyone that's unemployed

Line at Haven's is officially longer than the unemployment line in Detroit.

@Patriccus @MuscularLiberal You belong to a party which threw over a million off jobmarket into 'incapacity' to hide unemployment figures

@JoFoeSho isn't that bullshit? Imagine the unemployment rate minus the ridiculous supposed war on the govt's products?

@BBCWorld @cnni @THISDAYLIVE campaign to run JIMOH IBRAHIM out of naija bizness environmnt b4 he renders more families jobless#ifjimohbuys

im jealous of your unemployment this morning. @grantham_tess

Seriously gunna be jobless and live out the hippie American dream by doing odd end things for monies. #shrugshrug

23 million unemployed Americans think there is at least an ouside chance that the Chicago teachers are going too far

Forever jobless :-(

If You didn't build that is true, and there's lots of hard working, smart people around, why are so may on welfare and jobless?

Commuting to work is not ideal but so is unemployment.#RealTalk

@PoliticsMinion Poll Tax, free school milk, 3.6m unemployment, VAT increase. Yeah, Thatcher was a regular saint.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Lol, I've filled out so many applications and am still sitting here jobless.

@deficitowl With 25% unemployment, Spain thought it would be worthwhile.

@trevoray @bangersaustin I'm essentially unemployed and spent almost $30. You can't stop at just one, well, I can't.

@MoeShloun I'm jobless, is that answering to your question? LOL a close friend of mine were there ^^

No longer unemployed #lovelife

@mitchellreports Historical POTUS's don't win if unemployment # where it is now tells U more than 1/2 of Ams. know whose fault economy is.

okay imm fed up of being jobless now

@Joejuba It makes me think about how im unemployed and spend everyday like its the worst sunday ever, and im all out of games.

@drummerhooper I'M A JOBLESS TEENAGE GIRL ON A BUDGET AND SIX BANDS ARE COMING HERE IT'S NOT FAIR

Want to improve your chances at getting that job you want? Get fit! #fitness #unemployed #jobinterview

Sorry I don't deal with worthless jobless people. Get your life together.

I know a lot of unemployed college graduates

Spare a thought for single mothers, disabled, unemployed &

@SleeplessDoctor chadi is the right word for soty @AngrySurdd

This dude said and 9-5 is not a grind, I replied: Okay, well what do you call that unemployed shit your doing ??? Oh just unemployed ...

From what I see on my tl i decided that #DMT. means broke, jobless, carless, phoneless bastard!!

@KaiserRaath To be fair on those people, they are often unemployed and cannot afford to pay. Let us not be inhumane to our fellow countrymen

Well golly gee whiz. Policies of North Korea+Cuba didn't work? Growth's stalled? Unemployment's sky high? 105 million on welfare? Go figure.

@LucyNess31 I'm jobless to :P let's see if we can in 2013 maybe lol but it cost too much so ill try ! Your friend is so lucky tho !

@OTSOTA @MuscularLiberal ...and which has just seen 166,000 new private sector jobs, a decrease in unemployment by 51,000.

And I'm DEF voting for my boy Obama. If it wasn't for him, quite a few people I know and care about would be jobless! (including me!!!)

@politico Does @BarackObama also hope that his stimulus could have brought unemployment rate down? #ObamaHopes @MittRomney @PaulRyanVP

Officially | Jobless day #1X.X :))

@CNBCSquawkSt Hey Chicago, MI has a glut of unemployed teachers.Take the 16% raise and buy supplies and take true wage and hire new teachers

You should seriously consider a career in unemployment. 

it feels weird not being employed, haven't been unemployed since I was in year 10 :|

@_Rashi__ They are jobless as well. No?

@tiffanynffc @AleaNottingham @rudd84 Cos I'm a jobless cunt with no money and now no car

@samuel_warman unless you're jobless..

...Especially you unemployed bitches!!

As technology improves, unemployment worsens. The morlocks will be powered by intel.

Last month I spent ?969 &

the unemployment rate among chemists now stands at its highest mark in 40 years at 4.6 percent, according to the American Chemical Society

Today marks 43 straight months of unemployment at or above 8% - Americans are still asking where are the #jobs #tcot #p2 #bcot

YESSSS!!!! I am NO longer unemployed woooooooop**************

The longer i am unemployed, the more tweets i make. I would think that twitter has some conspiracy, but that would be egotistical.

Time to do what I do best: sleep the afternoon away #powernap #errday #pregame #unemployed #monday

I've made more money being unemployed in the last 3 weeks then over a months work at the Applebee's. And I've lived a much better life

So many of my friends are unemployed, I don't need to add NSFW to racy emails.

i m back, unemployment + boredomness = twitter

@alesandrotweets AGREED, AFTER 2 YEARS,OF LONG TERM UNEMPLOYMENT, MY SON FINALLY FOUND A JOB, BUT IT WAS THROUGH SOMEONE WHO KNEW SOMEONE.

I need this to be the best lie I've ever told..otherwise its hello to the unemployment line

.@13thBrooks particularly to those who are already languishing in unemployment/under-employment

@theMotherhood I need to win this book because I can't afford it. I'm a currently unemployed writer and truly... a #shttymom :)

I lowkey miss that unemployed college life.

in the unemployment office waiting to get called back to see what's up with this job

@deficitowl sad but true! We first fired them in winter to hire them again as jobless after summer fires!

@capo_of_clifton Imagine that? I'm sitting here as an unemployed certified teacher and they are complaining about making $76k on AVG!

omg, can glee, tvd, pll, teen wolf and GG come back already? pfft. I feel jobless in my spare time.

@kariena_tubbs @rebecca_collins haha the only reason i only said us 2 is cos we're the jobless wankers hehe

Effective unemployment (adjusted for those who’ve dropped out) = 9.1% (not 8.1%) #teaparty #Independents

@EimearJoyceXo no:( I'm gonna be forever jobless:(haha

@LAMayorsOffice @josehuizar you know who hopes he has a terrible birthday? The thousands that will be unemployed from dispensary closures

i asked what does he do for a living and he says unemployed.... so no young man i will not be called you we both cant be struggling

@danielle_howard Its my last day on Friday :( the year has flown by! If you hear of any part time jobs, let me know! Jobless as of Friday :(

@SimplyQC The unemployed life **

Under #Obama 672,000 MORE Women over 20 are Unemployed. #tcot #p2 #Obama2012 #GOP2012 #DNC2012 #RomneyRyan2012 #tiot #tlot #WarOnWomen

Love that instead of focusing on poverty, unemployment and corruption, the kosovan news prefers to cover rita ora's visit to kosovo all day

@RamP_aige quite different then my unemployed life which consists of pjs and tomato soup

@Jobless_Enginer Hindi aani chahiye. Ask me how depressed I feel when they make fun of my Hindi.

Ok goodnight. Another unproductive day later. Ha life of an unemployed girl

@BrieanneeBxtch im good. Unemployed chillin lol

Since Obama elected, a 161% increase in # of ppl unemployed at least 52 weeks. Obama recruited @CarmonaForAZ. #RubberStamp #CarmonaFacts

REAL unemployment 20%. ONE in FIVE people unemployed. Obama hasn't met with handpicked Blue Ribbon Jobs Council in 8 MONTHS! Toast.

A4 I would be looking for a job with a bachelor's in government... basically I would be unemployed or underemployed. #PRL614

19% salary Increase? With the unemployment rate in Chicago&

@Jim_Peoples_ 23 million unemployed have a MAJOR problem with this whine fest. Union theft of taxpayers monies.

We want to work, have to work, and I'd we ant find work, unemployment often pays more than minimum wage.

We tried our plan, and it worked. - Unemployment over 8% for 42 straight months. @REALBROTHER0003 #Obama2012 #TCOT #P2

Under #Obama 205,000 MORE Hispanic Women >

@HughMcVea Quite nice. Even the 1 hour wait at the unemployment office for 15 mins chat wasn't terrible, at least after I had found toilet.

96k new jobs created in the month of August. Missed expectation of 130k, reported unemployment rate is down 0.2%, now stands at 8.1%

#ChicagoTeachersDemand the 10.5% unemployed in Chicago form a living carpet to and from the teacher’s parking lot.

@CFRANK_1908 they just fulfilling their obligations to get that unemployment check and food stamps

Why don't school children get unemployment benefits? I'm unemployed currently.

@James19Harris once got a job, oh wait, nope he's still unemployed #randyFacts

FACT: The unemployment rate has exceeded 8 percent since February 2009, the longest stretch in monthly records going back to 1948.

Dear Prime Minister. Milk this moment be proud But the problems are still with us. The double-dip, record youth unemployment #votetory

SA unemployed youth used by Hellen Zille

Hey folks add 29,000 Chicago teachers and 400,000 students to the ranks of the unemployed. Unemployment must be up to 8.5%.

@veni_e_peter I can see how jobless you are VENII BEEEETRR!!

Staring at my chihuahua who sleeps and mopes around all day. I don't think she is taking her unemployment situation well at all.