News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 26

Been unemployed so long that I forgot the hardest part of working is fake laughing at co-workers lame jokes.

Stick an unemployment line of cocaine

.@Cephster Yeah, or unemployed or a writer. Or wants to be any of the previously listed.

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Job hunting sucks but being lazy and unemployed is even worse

It's all fun and games until the mine shuts down and you're left broke and unemployed!

Well, that unemployment eligibility interview lasted about 2 minutes and was totally stupid.

@tyleroakley @hunterhayes aw mmaaannnn! I just got hired! Well, back to the unemployment line...

So 5% of the whole of zimbabwe were employed and 95% unemployed Lolol ridiculous man

Affordable Care Act great for single and/or unemployed parents!! #disparities413

@JenLilleyRocks But why would he? He's jobless and I'm sure he'd love to work with Kate.

@Pudgie4Obama @owendbanks Dropped unemployment ??? 42 months above 8% dump the Obama kool aid

@spinstripes @mashable For my unemployed friends, the last stat is the most depressing. It's cruel, especially in a recession

am i really gonna be unemployed in 2 months? :'[

Love when xfactor plays a crap audition and put their name and unemployed underneath!

WHY is it taking SIX WEEKS to get my unemployment checks? How do people not run out of money?

If you a full-time stripper then you are halfway #unemployed

1st session wz gr8....we dd gr8...lots of credit to @lilsammy10 ,wndaful bro...atleast 2day wnt b graded as jobless....Lolzz

Making friends like it's my day job. I'm unemployed.

Lord, help the unemployed

In need of a Job for real! #Anyone #Jax #Jobless

Teachers strike in Chicago... Do they realize that a quite a lot of people in this country are unemployed &

@soapsindepthabc And in other news, 1 pcpd detective 1 technically unemployed llanview detective/former fbi and a ptsd ridden marine

I miss being unemployed lol

“@JAdetoye: So 5% of the whole of zimbabwe were employed and 95% unemployed Lolol ridiculous man” @Amino_CMG

Romney says he was surprised Obama didn't mention unemployment or food stamps at Dem convention.

@Challis_Dixey @princestrust Hiya! I'm not unemployed which I think is criteria for PT. Thanks though! Will check out @businesslaunchpad!

@fionamclaren are you actually unemployed from tomorrow? When do you guys go to the States?

beep pound of peas beep young unemployed person would you like a bag?

Lmao @hadeytweet: U know u r jobless wen u start using ur pubic hair to learn ow to barb

I was surprised at the president's convention speech he didn't mention unemployment, says Romney

@blakehounshell did that really suggest you MIGHT be better off employed as opposed to unemployed?

CAD Coming up: CAD Unemployment Rate. Exp. :7.3%, Prev.: 7.3%. $$ #CAD

As Romney goes through unemployment figures man in crowd yells It's not Bush's fault. Romney doesn't respond.

@hipeegrl @shanandcrew @jamiebertolini aw babe. I didn't know you were unemployed. HUGS

Romney just hit Obama for not mention unemployment at convention after urging press not to focus on words in a speech

Chicago teachers want more pay..average salary is close to 75k...there's parents that are unemployed dropping their kids off..have a seat.

is it any coincidence that test scores of americans students are declining while unemployment remains high? #Obama12 emphasizes education

I was surprised he didn't mention unemployment...he didn't mention food stamps, Romney, who didn't mention Afghanistan, says of Obama.

#newsnation We sure hope Joe Walsh is put on the unemployment list.

#tcot @teeocee @LeftFighter did FORMER senate majority leader Scott Fitzgerald have any trouble collecting his UNEMPLOYMENT check? #Wiunion

Tweeting from experience @valerie_watson: Lmao @hadeytweet: U know u r jobless wen u start using ur pubic hair to learn ow to barb

@kfranzy lol, I'm drinking that haterade and rocking unemployment! Let's see RG3 do that as well as me!!

Look how gleeful and glib Obama is these days, next to the jobless catastrophe he's created. Like giggling at a car accident. #tcot #GOP2012

@granmary7235 @sharethis FIRE THEM ALL there are plenty of unemployed teachers, and college grads looking for work....

@OccupyLondon @Occupynnuk @SoniaPoulton North West Tonight BBC1 : NW suicide rates up as unemployment rises. Austerity kills.

ahhhh the girls constantly lie and pretend they dont have BFs convo ahhhhhh we could have this now but its unemployment hours

“Romney just hit Obama for not mention unemployment at convention after urging press not to focus on words in a speech” // 4 days later!

So JPM says Apple iPhone 5 sales to boost Q4 GDP. And we wonder why this is a jobless recovery?

I wish I was in college jobless so I could just go to my dorm and sleep after class. **

It's official...I'm unemployed! One more sleep til Spain #beach #sun #fun #party

Meanwhile in Cardiff, the unemployed compete in a general knowledge challenge called “Who Wants To Be A ?71-a-week-aire?”

Imma stop complaining about my job. Because the complaints I hear from jobless people are worse.

Ay whatsup lil mama heard ya kids need a babysitter n jus so happens I got like three seasons of full house on VHS n am unemployed #Chicago

@jr_barnes hahaha he couldn't be as upbeat about it. That's for SURE!! no one rocks unemployment quite like you do ******

Drops dead* @phunmysweet: This tweet tho @hadeytweet: U know u r jobless wen u start using ur pubic hair to learn ow to barb

Dear thief prancing around royal oak.. dont steal from me please.. I'm poor, in college, and unemployed. Thank you :)

Mohawk @hadeytweet: U know u r jobless wen u start using ur pubic hair to learn ow to barb

My loser friends @neetchyaa and @barsna just made the most freaking hilarious Ke$ha music video of me... Brb dying #hotanddangerous #jobless

Bury are doing an 'Unemployed' price for tickets LOL! t.co/3PW8JvUH

@biggovt Sen Brown actually receives a salary for thinking and stating unemployment is a good thing. Needs 2 know business! #balancesheet.

@mviser Romney gave a foreign policy speech literally 24 hours before his convention speech. Did Obama give food stamp/unemployment speech?

@r_wray_e @kingmurz @stevemolsy @samdrich23 @stokesyj your not unemployed this time #murraystimetoshine

I BEEN UNEMPLOYED A MONTH NOW PATEINTLY WAITING FOR A JOB TOO KALL GOD ANSWERED MY PRAYER GOT A JOB INTERVIEW THURSDAY YEA YEA...

BUT its better than being unemployed

@Becks1993 it's so painful how it's advertised in the day time (I.e when the unemployed are around!) how are they not banned!

In downtown rochester being forced to watch a slide show bout how we unemployed suck at life

These dudes in my training class has been outta work ranging from 2-8 yrs mo... 8 yrs Unemployed!!! GOOD GOD!

I may be a professional but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop dressing like an unemployed university student.

Obviously@411page: Tweeting from experience @valerie_watson: Lmao @hadeytweet: U know u r jobless wen u start using ur pubic hair to lear

@Rumz90 yhh i can see that you look really old**..oh haha i'm enjoying the life of an unemployed student not as fun as it sounds tbh

so what y'all jobless muh fuggas talkin bout today?

Could it be my time of unemployment is reaching an end? #trialshiftweds #exciting!!

A lot of them are fed up. New Mexico currently has one of the highest #unemployment rates in the country. Where are you from? @acworthey

@applefection and I'm a poor jobless person

@J0NATHAN_G, WH Office of Social Innovation: High rates of civic participation = lower rates of unemployment #nationalservice @joncarson44

Unemployment rate for geology majors after undergrad is 0%

numbers don't lie...if all the people who dropped out of the labor force started looking for work again, unemployment would be 12%.

@mileskimball @ritwik_priya MMT doesn't focus on auctioning unemployed to the folks paying the taxes to cover the ZMP

There is High Rate of Unemployment, So, come here Baby, let me Give you A Job- Geja

Time 4 @seanhannity teacher strike, unemployment numbers, electoral map review, Karl Rove, political fallout from weekend #LNYHBT

“@TelePolitics: David Cameron to meet supermarket chief executives in bid to tackle youth unemployment/ try actually paying them to work.

I don't like Obama but part of the unemployment is due to Americans being lazy and thinking they deserve more. Jobs can be found!!

@OMGRaraGorqeous @BTW_ImKayGotti I dnt want him he back at home wid his mama n jobless again

Now that I am officially unemployed and my world has been turned upside down, I can focus on what really matters: sandwiches, soda, Netflix.

Gas is 3.99??? Seriously, if I'm takin you anywhere, please help me out with gas money. I'm still jobless &

I see people tweeting about being unemployed, trust me it isn't that great. I need a new job.

There is High Rate of Unemployment, So, come here Baby, let me Give you A Job-

@keithboykin I filed for unemployment but was hired by a private company so other people may have done the same.

@samsteinhp Unemployment or troops.... I will take TROOPS....

One thing I don't get is how can people be unemployed I understand some people situations like my bf but some people idk

@timoney67 I don't know the guy so dunno. But what ambitious manager wouldn't want to take charge of his country? Especially an unemployed 1

As of 3mins ago I am jobless!! #NoMore!! Woooo

@samsteinhp Well, unemployment has been >

Minimum pricing on alcohol will only mean vulnerable groups such as pensioners and jobless will stop buying healthy food and heating.

@Owendbanks I don't mean to throw insults, but with the way you tweet, are you complimenting towards the unemployment rate?

#NamibiaStatisticsAgency household income and expenditure survey estimate level of unemployment is 33.8% –

@seanhannity GET IN LINE.....get in line for your welfare checks, your food stamps, your unemployment, your health care, your bailout.....

It also doesn't help unemployment pays pretty good, for a long time, and isn't properly monitored.

From this day forward, Im sick of these NO GOOD, JOBLESS still stay at home with your mama grown ass men.!!