News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 35

I'm no longer unemployed now!!!! **

@HaywoodWebb wonder if a 16% raise would look better than unemployment?

@grantswilson Who needs robots to hand out paper towels when the unemployment rate is sky high. Good honest work for good honest people.

@lazofficial the unemployment rate will never go back under 7% because profits can be made with fewer workers.

@Abbi_Lez safe to assume that dude is still unemployed?! LOL

household income down $4k+ since Obama took office .. why is this ok? unemployed or underpaid the new normal?

350000 students affected by #CTU strike. Only 5 parents had to take the day off to watch the kids...the rest are on Obama unemployment.

#Friday is no work day. #solidarity with unemployed.

@JordanCrawf15 Hahahaha piss off, at least I have a job #unemployed **

If you're someone who supports BHO and 23mil being unemployed, millions on food stamps, family wealth down 30%, then U must be nuts.

@B_Smoove11 im unemployed too lmao not just brielle

Chicago teachers should go strike in front of one of the many unemployment lines. Then they can see real fuckin' problems. Assholes.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaah, Why Wont Someone Just Employ Me!! .. Im Really Not That bad!! .. #Poor #Bored #Unemployed #FML

Being uneducated, jobless and skint doesn't sound like much fun to me #yolo #notsomuch

@ThisIsLafferty Whoa, calm down &

Yes! I mean who says stuff like that? “@shopgirl132: @Abbi_Lez safe to assume that dude is still unemployed?! LOL”

I've been unemployed for a whole year now how depressing makes me look so lazy I'm not though promise

@Makemewetwetdoe @badbitcchzonly y'all both some unemployed niggas !

dont know where my passport, soc security card and birth certificate are. therefore i am an unemployed alien

They gotta background test and drug test all the employees now.. There is gonna be a lot of unemployed strippers

@thedarlingsouth nooo don't be! Unemployment is slowly driving me to the point of insanity.

@CanaDutchian perks of being unemployed lol

@DBurgessreports EXACTY! unemployment is so high because you can be unemployed for a year or more n be setthat's what's don't agree on.

Bush's failures = low unemployment &

@MomofLoganElla I Wish...boss had already made reservations...limited space sooooooo i'm pretty sure I'd be jobless if I went...

Just had an amazing debate with the self proclaimed biggest and best OU fan...says he is an unemployed OK State drop out... #priceless

@ericbolling well I don't feel better this year but maybe next year maybe i'll be eligible for food stamps &

@polleetickle @blayster1969 current group seem to be following similar path - high borrowing, unemployment &

@stephbreakfast @bbcbreakfast another scheme? Maybe one @ some point won't fail! #youth unemployment

#NewObamaSlogan Your eyes can deceive you--don't trust them. (In reference to unemployment rates and the economy)

@raecrane17 actually sweetie I'm a customer service manager &

12.5 million unemployed and brags about 4 million jobs.#Obama

that welfare-drug test picture is floating around. Lol at the person I know who does HARD drugs and is on unemployment...who liked the photo

Unemployed in south africa the worse feeling ever

The unemployment figures are complex. I think people saw the rate go down and give Obama a tick.

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Essentially, the unemployed complain about not having a job to complain about. #simpletruths

#%*=+ my jobless ass can't afford to be losing money... Ugh! ******

Turns out being unemployed has lots of great benefits. Today's discovery...DANCE BREAKS !!!

@nouriggoute All i remember from economics is unemployment, only because im unemployed

@Stackin_Green what check? Bet you the funnest person in the unemployment line remember that

15% of Adults in Alabama are functionally illiterate. They can't read job applications. But our jobless rate is lower than that. Hmm?

Monday Night Countdown is on at 2pm, I love being unemployed

@ComfyPaws @davidaxelrod GUESS WHAT. IF THE JOBS BILL WERE PASSED A YEAR AGO, UNEMPLOYMENT AND ECONOMY WOULD BE DOING MUCH MUCH BETTER.

If I go on my unemployed hiatus next year, all I wanna do for a month is gym, read, eat home cooked, and drink a lot of wine for a month.

Chicago teachers are demanding 19% pay hike and no evaluations. Hmm. Tell that to the 23million unemployed or underemployed. #CTUstrike

I nd to pt n fo unemployment lowkey lol

put me in london i'll creep around oxford street jobless and i won't mind T_____T

I'm not jobless and it feels goooooood

And two months ago was 5 mins late for the first time in like 3 years.One more strike in next 10mos &

Sooooo. In May we had an extra $2014 taken out for payroll taxes because MN borrowed money from Feds for Unemployment Taxes. Shame! PO'd!

If this real nigga business than u niggas unemployed

@OliverJ0 Urban dictionary says it's a jobless northerner. But that's far less entertaining sounding.

just secured myself another job! thats 4 jobs I have now.... who says teenagers are unemployed

Romney talking about jobless recovery on MTP which in an odd coincidence should be the motto of his camp. for President...

@Niiimrod THE DUMMY FAILED THE CRASH TEST, COLLECTING UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS

Unspinning Bill Clinton's DNC Speech Spin #1: Aug. Unemployment from 8.3 to 8.1 caused by 96,000 farm employment increase to pick crops.

@HOFNASH4LIFE I hear u there. I thought I was getting my bills under control. Until I got a 20k unemployment bill. Loads of fun.

@kelly_elav_x I dunno I'm unemployed at the mo :-( lol x

Ugh. Gotta get up really early tomorrow to head to the German unemployment office.

@Zaidiinho @joetaylor84 I still haven't met one who I would consider intelligent. Always jobless mongs

What has OBAMA done for the American people except give us high unemployment, phony inflation rates, high gas &

@astradamus JOBLESS

@RomanSlayys NO ONE cares about you in REAL LIFE. You will be jobless and die alone with no one to be right by your side.

I need a job I'm tired of being broke #unemployed

What do countries with liberal policies have in common? High unemployment numbers and a weak middle class. #tcot #moms #dads @MittRomney

Unemployment. That's where it's at.

@mw55 Can I have a job at your shop? Currently an unemployed chemist. I'll sweep, whatever needs to be done.

Obama people are not on sugar high/Mitt suffering sugar low. Economy is improving/jobless recovery Mitt plan Awry to run against Obama FOR?

#thefive is such a load of #foxnews crap. Calling unemployed Americans freeloaders. No mention of people like @SaveSensataJobs

No longer unemployed!! #celebrate

@Astro_kiid_ lol uh huh know you unemployed nigga

So While DVA was back at work, the unemployed &

Hey Chris Matthews.....43 straight months of 8% unemployment, gettin' a tingle? #Hardball @Hardball

I can officially remove un from unemployed. Had orientation at my job today. I like the sound of Manoj Rana, Operations Improvement Analyst.

Unemployment Day 5: Kayaking, nap, BYOB pedicures tonight. I could get used to this. #realworldbreak

@LACiiERAE then stay unemployed because of your careless opposition to simply cover them up...

@TODAY_ent shes kidding right,at least mitt has charcter, welfare families up,unemployment up,gov spending up,gov hiring up,gas up,teach her

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@becscotton I think the asda uniform looks so fetching haha well I'm not exactly employed and I'm not unemployed but I'm poor yay

Can't do the jobless thing I like to make my own money

*grabs popcorn* “@BEYNCEcallmeDVA: So While DVA was back at work, the unemployed &

the thought of being unemployed or stuck in a job that I actually hate when i'm older scares me so much

Officially permanently unemployed from NU. Need a good environmental professional? I will change fields if someone has something.

@ggreenwald @ThePlumLineGS @baseballcrank The only flawed poll these days is the unemployment rate

We have fewer Americans working today than where Obama started &

Mentioned on news a lad who left his job to be an Olympic Gamesmaker. Said he's now relieved of his duties. Good way to say 'unemployed'

It's blood sacrifice day! Thousands to be marched into the fires of unemployment to boost the power of our duly elected godking! All hail!

Whoever came up wit dat cheesetastic Newbridge Silverware ad wit Ronan O'Gara in it should forever remain unemployed from dis point forward!

Watching the Olympic Parade on tv and wondering how did so many jobless people get to afford to go to London ??? lol

side chicks giving relationship advice . . pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty . . . unemployed men talking about success . . -___-

If we counted the number of people that have left the workforce all together the real unemployment number is 11.7%!!! THANKS @BarackObama

Poor guy with the microphone below the referee #usopen tomorrow will increase unemployment in US!

New statistics suggest many remain cautious in the face of high unemployment and slow growth.

@theunusedsub Steve Staunton is still unemployed?

@chelsfergo i'm unemployed! Can't get any more normal than that! #DontHaveAbsEither

@gpolitica how many people are UNEMPLOYED in the UK. Shut the funk up and be happy u have a job,greedy trade unionists

See argument o! Mr. Bean and Mr. Ibu who funny pass? This is a perfect conclusion that u people r 100% jobless

Going from being a busy gamesmaker to unemployed is tough. Spent the day cleaning as I had nothing to do #postLondon2012Blues

WHY have I fallen in love with a jacket that cost ?58?? #skint #unemployed #pleasegivetothepoor