News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 10.09.12 Part 23

I'm not unemployed. My job is just invisible.

@ElleVincent Good icebreaker for the ladies: 'If we legalized prostitution our unemployment numbers wouldn't be so bad! Hi, I'm RJ.'

Unemployment office hot af..

I oughta duff your ass out now and be done with it #oneproblemsolved but then id be in the crimetimes and unemployed...

@PaulRyanVP No way , worst 4 yrs of my life .. Was making over 100 k and now unemployed ... Cut backs and they start @ the top

@dmc2et @IngrahamAngle @their In Chicago you either already work for a union or are unemployed. Or deal drugs.

I love how ppl say parents arent involved. Maybe they r overehelmed w/unemployment, mental illness, sub abuse, domestic violence.+

@LouisFarrakhan Is it time for the millions of unemployed to stop waiting on the gov't &

Unemployment feels good, after last night I've decided I'm joining the circus to play with fire

@PinkberryUK: Retweet if you've got the back to school blues and desperately need a Pinkberry! Unemployment blues but want Pinkberry!

When saying we in regards to the LFC job, Rafa obviously meant his coaching staff which left with him and is still unemployed.

Reagan broke the Patco union. Too bad #Chicago is run by sycophants of the #unions. Thousands of unemployed teachers could take those jobs .

@RepPaulRyan @CapehartJ FiredUp for StagEconomy-Unemployment 23Million-7th PLIn GLOBAL competitiveness- AMERICAdivided like nv be4- FIREDUP?

driven by a spike in the length of unemployment . People don't have the skills, the mobility, or the will to fill those job openings. #PT

@seanhannity How to stay unemployed

You know what's good about being your own boss? You can nap anytime you want. This also works for the unemployed.

@markos MSM/Polls Ignore Unemployed Underemployed, Disillussioned &

Nothing like being unemployed to make you realize some hard truths. For instance, there are an excessive amount of television judges.

@gop @Reince @MittRomney @PaulRyanVP Guys you are losing the message, I live in Co. and all I heard the last 3 days is 8.1% unemployment !!

Never have A Hater unemployed . I keep a job for em

@SenatorReid now complaining about failed policies of predecessor. yes, that Dec 2006 #unemployment rate of 4.5% was so terrible.

Only 2 more weeks at Waitrose! Then to be jobless :(

@EmmaCurran22 @niamhhickey21 @carolyn178 @roisinohagan helllls yeaaa... Especially since I'm officially unemployed **

@thinkprogress-Your argument hinges on highlighting our shitty recovery? Hours haven't reached peak AND unemployment is high. Well...OK.

You are @MrFixNigeria: In a nation of over 30m jobless youths, at least God gave me the job of table-duster to a Minister. Am I not lucky?

Daily Juice - Why don't we blame our governors for the unemployment rate?

whoa i wrote place of unemployment. lemme not speak THAT into existence...

@TheFix thats kinda like no prez has one with unemployment over 8%. #uselessinfo

So let me get this straight. You can't eat, buy weed or pay for anything because you're broke and jobless but you got a new neck tattoo? WIN

There's a limited-time unemployment membership &

Don't come and tell ppl on twitter that they're jobless. Cos if you're actually busy. You won't be tweeting

Reagan would fire them all just like he did PATCO!! That would fix them! Lots of unemployed teachers looking for jobs!! @justin_hart

berarti jobless 6 bulan...

@xo_Love_Lynn no your autocorrect was right

btw, not putting my sbux down, it is the new place to see and be seen..wish I weren't jobless and homeless at the moment, would dress better

don't we lose our summer?-@strauss_john we're singers. We never lose our summer we lose money. We're unemployed...-@brooksbruening

I'm no longer jobless!! Woohoo:D

@gailmayes43 As am I! Fire them all and get unemployed teachers nationwide to take positions. Hard, of yes. But what a signal it would send

Oh-freakin-yay. Against my will, I have now become part of the unemployed masses of S.A. #badmonday :(

The main thing I'm getting from Tories right now is that when I graduate to unemployment in 2014, I'm not gonna have a clue how it works

Thank god I have a full time job. This shit is boring as fuck son! How the fck do yu unemployed ppl do this every day breh!?

Now ppl still argue bout uwi n utech...hunny at the end of the day u both have a DEGREE nd JOBLESS. #NotHereForThis

Just realized today is Monday, that's what happens when your unemployed ....

So, how do those 8.1% of unemployed people feel about the #CTU whining about their $76K salary BEFORE benefits?

Unemployment is real! A lot of job talk on ma tl

#exhausted. #stressed. #jobless. #academicallyoverwhelmed. #financiallydesperate #hormones. #sisterless #lost #sad.

@YS614 I know graduates with degrees, that are jobless n some that have subpar jobs making $16 an hour.

@SelmaAtkinson its like attacking a crocodile underbelly, people need money but doesn't solve the problem of unemployment and lack of skill

thankfully staying at work so I won't be a jobless bum at uni, cant deal with being skint!

60 percent of the unemployed have been without work for over a year. #disaster

@GodKinCountry yes sir of course I've haven't had a raise in yrs. but its better than being unemployed! Praise the Lord!

Its sad just found a friend companies went under :( Unacceptable :( now he is unemployed,behind on things.

Im jobless #ineedmoney #nowwwww #soicangoshopping

I cannot spend anymore money. I am potentially unemployed after next week. **

Send me a hug, coz I am unemployed again {}

@faboomama She was being a bitch about it. I think she was more upset about the IL state budget &

If you're unemployed and looking for job, don't be distressed. Obama is spending time trying to change Minaj opinion. #Priorities.

@Marks2Cents @keeponkeepingon @MonicaCrowley Don't U know there's LOTS of unemployed teachers who would LOVE 2 have a shot at those jobs?

@seanhannity JOBLESS

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, But I'm still unemployed #FrankOcean

@BarrBagg They are very sexxxy! There wont be a better looking unemployed man in northern ireland!

under his policies and those of @SenateDems, #unemployment has never gotten back to the rate it was the day @BarackObama took office

MT @MKS_NatlSec: #unemployment over 8% and @SenatorReid is welcoming back #Senate by talking abt marathon times

Just heard the happiest place in the USA is Holland, MI. Even with unemployment over 10%. Are you happy with your job,life?

@katmandoobie totally jobless. I've taken up cooking. Times are bad when Squire takes up cooking.

@alexszlez how could u think that there was no connection between u and black people being unemployed

There's really no way to positively spin 43 months of +8% unemployment, 23 million unemployed and $16 Trillion in debt.

Prison break back to back! #jobless

Unemployment office appears to TRY to discourage you from applying and make to difficult to collect. So why did I pay into this scam?

Annoying things

@TheBudWiser You and your barcodes -.- Jobless. So called science student na /:) x_x

@De_ja_vu_who at the moment I am currently a statistic of the govt and unemployed unfortunately

@Sheepie1985 any! just fed up of being unemployed! it's making me feel like a bum!

Unemployed # should be higher considering the #amnesty #Obama gave 2 illegals that crossed the border as kids. #juvenile delinquents

Liberias 85% unemployment rate called. They said, fuck you, America and hung up on me.

@Mezron55 the unemployment line. :3

@inkjunket Okay, truth. But Should Stiles Screw/Move In With/Marry homeless jobless violent 24-year-old = time for a respectful conversation

The real Sherrod Brown thinks unemployment is good.He says extending unemployment benefits creates economic activity.#notaneconmajor #ohsen

if my kid couldn't get an education because teachers are on strike with unemployment at 9%?!?? why don't they negotiate over the summer!?!?

This movie #DDLJ comes twice on Max every Month &

I'm an unemployed turd with zero moneys

@alanfinn99 Ah thats shit :/ well at least you have a job now, better then what I've been doing. I've been jobless since birth.

Soaking up a little sun before the real Wisconsin weather hits #unemployed

The difference between employment and unemployment? Stretchy pants.

@mlp_shutter @MLP_Wingman @mlp_QuantumJump I can't though, Who would go out with me?! I'm a homeless, moneyless, jobless colt...

@maddiedugx Being unemployed is far worse!! Trust me!

The American Jobs Act would add 2 million jobs and cut the unemployment rate by 1 full point! Vote 2 stop the GOP blockade! Obama2012!

How the fuck am I ever supposed to get previous work history if I need it to get a job in the first place?! Forever unemployed.

Unemployment #thegoodlife yeeeeee

Preliminary data suggest that declines in unemployment benefits and government employment shaped poverty trends in 2011: f...

@Razielandmusic #Unemployment

@HimDontGotItAll It's already ugly with the 9% unemployment....the Trillions on debt....What, you don't notice?

@RobertKlemko Great read, but I simply cannot stand the guy. Skip Bayless should be unemployed.

Now do you know what I think is my best insurance for my health, old age, and unemployment? Let me keep my whole paycheck!

Youth unemployment currently standing at 53 per cent in Greece!!!!

They probably I'm unemployed cuz I drop him off n regular clothes n I pick him up n regular clothes lmaooo

Some lady got upset cause I didn't know where the unemployment office was! Did u think I hang out and ask how u are? Smh........

Poles indicate that majority of single unemployed women support free birth control. Really!

Don't forget OUR SOLDIERS DYING while #Wallstreet &

Cancer - blame the government. Zombies - blame the government. Calculus - blame the government. Unemployment - blame Obama.