News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 25.08.12 Part 9

Smells like unemployment.- #Workaholics

As you nor hook me up, i'm jobless! :( @LFCValde: Work nko?@_akanbi: I dey try @LFCValde: Fine Sire n u?@_akanbi: Lol yes o.. How've

Word of mouf i ain't whynin bro @LFCValde: A boss like u, y u dey whine me na?@_akanbi: As you nor hook me up, i'm jobless! :(

Financial meltdown, strikes, rising fuel & food costs and large scale unemployment. Are we now back in the 1970's ?

...although tomato is botanically a fruit, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in 1893 that it is legally a vegetable... See jobless supreme court

@QueenofSpain agreed. I was unemployment for 2.5 yrs. I was proud to receive the $$$ I needed to take care of my family. It was all I had

Manager: come & do these wings Me: y si no quiero? Manager: then you're jobless Me: y si no quiero? Lololo #Yosari

@madmanweb you said it. The most useless jobless account on twitter

*jobless... t.co/0tufJTmv

#WordsThatDescribeMe emotional,cry baby, trendy, cool, shy , hard nut to crack, jobless, homely , late-riser , shopaholic blah blah

Nigha tweeting from the unemployment line .. I feel his pain ..

jobless broke jobless broke jobless broke!

Cool. I will be 2 weeks jobless for now. If RWS rejects me, I will be 6 months jobless.

Watching a documentary about long-term #unemployment, feeling like an asshole for quitting my job today

Feeling jobless :/

@PeterJLawlor What is voluntary unemployment if not unemployment by choice? Lucas assumes all agents are rational optimisers...

Dear @BarackObama What is your plan for unemployment? A budget? The debt? Name calling & false accusations aren't Hope & Change or Foward.

@nigeriamusic Nawa for you oOooO...you call 18 positions massive, have you ever checked the unemployment rate figures over the years.

@sarita_giri @lendaai and Pukar and Vijay are also victims of unemployment, thanks to politicians!

@JasmineDice unemployment is the only medecine. Idleness supplements help too.

My pair of eye glasses was more expensive than the Palawan trip! Too bad I'm jobless right now. :S

@PatGlassMP The Labour policy of 50% in HE was hardly the greatest idea ever. System set up to keep unemployment figures down for short term

Can't wait to be jobless

@tenidojohn puta wala akong pera!!! You know I'm jobless! :)) pero gusto ko!

@DaMainManFred I know right...he's a worthless jobless piece of shit and annoys the fuck outta me. if I didn't leave I would punched him

Is listening to jobless n bored

The first few days of unemployment are so sweet. Then they start humping you with a gradual pace. Few days later, you're officially fucked.

#RNCconventionSlogans Because 42 STRAIGHT MONTHS of unemployment above 8% IS ENOUGH #tcot

@CFlyJuice #RNCconventionslogans 42 months of unemployment above 8% is enough. Time to send workers to jobs - in India!

@KeelanTown @hunty32 and more unemployment dole seekers at your place than the whole of the county but I don't complain

Reminisce the best thing to do when your jobless!!

@SaraAlMadani don't even try to find shows I haven't watched, this is unemployment we're talking about..

@Jayjay_Stones only u na,jobless chicken

My Sissy says she hates twitter &me askedY? &shes like pls girl i ve a life &enough real friends 2handle criosly most in ther re jobless Wow

Latest stats - Unemployment rose in #Yorkshire & #Humberside by 25,000 - #jobs & homes for asylum seekers ? Govt clueless !

@NOMupdate @thepurebed How on earth does #marriage lead to more crime, foster children and unemployment? smh Enlighten me...

Jobless ?

As u № dy jobless 2day @Mubzy_Moh: Kk @priince_jayy

Me -> frequently posted on twitter means jobless..:))

@TasiaOutlawMoto You should ask your mom what do @MittRomney's tax returns have to do with the last 4 years of this economy & unemployment.

Questions for the Mr Bean movie: How did Mr Bean go from episodes of unemployment to a low-level job?

: 50% of Jobless Nigerian Youths are Musicians.

I always tot the people who call Tv stations were dumb and jobless....then my uncle did it -_-

People who think you can't have inflation with high unemployment, know nothing about employment or inflation. #PeterSchiff

The unemployment rate rose to 9.8% and Twitter is expected to see about a 10% hike to hit 200 million users by New Year's. Coincidence? No.

Dude was fired, then shot his co-worker....damn. Unemployment ain't that bad....lol I kid I kid

@holymichelle Now, u jobless alrdy. No income. Now must find new job fast2

O_o it runs in a blood :p @De_Junkie: I always tot the people who call Tv stations were dumb and jobless....then my uncle did it -_-

Gonna beast gym come sept especially if I jobless

@Emsharris I miss you too. I would say let's catch up during our mutual unemployment but I see you're going National. X

It is just too early and rainy to be up on a Saturday. But hey, I'd rather be working than jobless. Need the dough

Boo, my days of unemployment have come to an end. Off to work all day.

Woke up to an empty house because everyone else works apart from me #lol #unemployed

@lade_b: @ridwanadeniyi: @lade_b: Derz ? new dAnce cAlled Alingo ?O? . P-square right YESSBOSS . Those guys are sha jobless

@ridwanadeniyi: @lade_b: Derz ? new dAnce cAlled Alingo ?O? P-square right YESSBOSS Those guys are sha jobless ?O? why do U????? sAy So ?

#Ibasecretariat HOT NEWS!! Expert witnesses did great in Brasilia

Lets gripe about rape from d mouth of an obscure Senator in Missouri, lets 4get 4.00 a gal.GAS, 4get 8% UNEMPLOYMENT, 4get Social medicine

@lynnchang9 wkwkwk cuz I'm a jobless.. wkwk

@ixora_chern haha you sud get your biological clock right! I'm good, n jobless haaha!

@alyssaxcross haha jobless? Why so? Why la u so emo lately?

WD my passport 1TB HDD. Please someone gift it to me. I'm jobless!

@andersoncooper @CNN Are you kidding me? Romney a birther? Nat'l Debt $16T, 8.2% unemployment? Get real

ces with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon, A person with M.A/M.Sc Degree is jobless but a person with no edu ...

Unemployment sucks

F A Cup - Clegg says British Apathy & Malaise ensures @Number10gov won't be Challenged & NOTHING will Improve for Sick, Poor and Jobless

Liverpool: Clegg says British Apathy & Malaise ensures @Number10gov won't be Challenged & NOTHING will Improve for Sick, Poor and Jobless

#IWannaKnowWhy evry1 z so busy... N m soo jobless!

#Wembley: Clegg says British Apathy & Malaise ensures @Number10gov won't be Challenged & NOTHING will Improve for Sick, Poor and Jobless

Eating Weetbix with water while wearing an Uzzi hoodie with Adidas flops is the physical manifestation of unemployment.

@OcupyNigeria who is Lam Adesina to OBJ? Haha, what an insult. ACN is very jobless, sure d statement is from that ignoramus Lai Mohammed

@elidadi looool no Elidad how are you not rating me? Kmt yes someone gave me a job. Still jobless?

@Tamarry_Me lmao owell ill be jobless with mad freshman hoes lol I'm done goodnight lol

Wembley: Clegg says British Apathy & Malaise ensures @Number10gov won't be Challenged & NOTHING will Improve for Sick, Poor and Jobless!

@politicotab Not going into debt = a GFC recession like in US & Euro. People unemployed & on Gov benefits. No apology needed. #auspol @btckr

One week from today, I will officially be unemployed. I'm kinda happy about that lol

@CFlyJuice #RNCconventionSlogans Where shipping unemployed Americans to higher paying jobs in India, China, etc is a PRIORITY!

The way you say ny name makes me feel like I'm that Nigga but I'm still unemployed

YES! long weekend LOL JK I'm an unemployed student.

This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail

Jung Sisters are jobless lol XD

Lol @IAmNinoSekeleni: Eating Weetbix with water while wearing an Uzzi hoodie with Adidas flops is the physical manifestation of unemployment

@AwYeahh U seem to be Jobless...y dont u mail me the pictures..??:P

@dotcormunism I know right, I'm unemployed and not at school either

@andersoncooper $16T debt, 8.3% unemployment, gov't waste-but OMG cyclist may have doped! #Ugh

@TRVP2TRVP im actually unemployed searching for a job lol

Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed, I'm on sabbatical! Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay? LOL

Robbie Deans' unemployment benefit being processed as we speak

Spanish jobless protest against benefits reform

Well Jessi isn't jobless tonight 'cause she'll be performing with the other girls at the Korea-China friendship thingy

Damn I'm jobless :(

@FatimaJAX @the4amFriend @saycoolnaga jobless??

But after tonight she'll be jobless again with Krystal ...

Riding the bus at 2 am is a shit show. #underemployed

Drove an hour for a 10 minute chat, but not unemployed when I move

#Wallabies need to win. NZ can't afford another unemployed #Kiwi #Wallabies v #AllBlacks

I'm about to fucks with Zach's Shack if they're still open.

@hugefoodlover I have spoken to lots of parents who wan to work but get more money by being unemployed. #stupidsystem

@CompromisedNGOs Aha! Now we know Y those parasites set up shop over last few decades...apart from giving jobs to the West's jobless - lol

God is Freeeaking Amazing!! I'm no longer part of the unemployed :D Yay me!!

@Bobmulligan14 cant really sympathise since I'm unemployed but post work beer bob? #FuckIt #ItsTheWeekend