News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 25.08.12 Part 29

@awatila @TheStarKenya Unemployment is a economics term for a lack of good works in our society... or our failure to reward good works.

Mfs need unemployment

I dare anyone who’s sick of the high unemployment, high gas and cheap dollar, to visit a Fed branch and ask why. Just do *something*

But i am going to bed haha :P goodnight :)@Seeyangphang: @SSSSeason tonite dun mind me teman u mah?!? I'm jobless 2:)

@youcantuchthis lool I am very jobless :(

Who jobless no one cares... Who Jah Bless no one curse

@jasboy67 hahaha there's the lej himself.....how are you doing ma man? Skint bastard #unemployed

Unemployment rules! Not really.

@NickG136 @SpeakerBoehner

He feel say u go run am down wajeruun@Iam_Skeedy: That awkward moment when ur friends start denying u because u became jobless

@poppykicker Alas, unemployment isn't much of an adventure, and only being able to speak English would make me feel like an ass

so depressed T_T i gained weight and i'm jobless TT__TT all is black

even tho im jobless. if i get a job .. seriously ill be the happiest!

I want to get a job at Burger King, eat all the food, get fired and then collect unemployment.

@TheXFactor made geordies look like talentless jobless idiots how embarrasing! #newcastledoeshavetalent

@CheechSL homework, broken car, dirty laundry, jobless #shittodo

@KRMullins1964: George W. Bush Unemployment Rate by Year: 2001 4.7% 2002 5.8% 2003 6.0% 2004 5.5% 2005 5.1% 2006 4.6% 2007 4.6% 2008 5.8%

@kkeopi yeah true Same goes for me Its just im kinda of jobless this month but i ll be busy hell later but it s okay i steal wifi from work

@TheFlaCracker Repubs r the 1s preaching anti-boss, hollering love firing folk&laying off to artificially drive up unemployment b4 election.

I got a job in the unemployment line

@AledMrP @welshylin @rosslewis18 @kemp0 today was the reason there are so many unemployed people in the world!! #DolePlease

@Darion_ambriah I'll let you know what I can gather but no promises you know I'm currently jobless

“@leighparry2: Unemployed Tiger?? Now that's where my tax money goes, on someone To buy fancy dress #any guy” #anyguy #anyguy #anyguy

The amount of contestants' bios on the X Factor that read: 'Unemployed' is alarming to say the least. #modernproblems

I just hope his mum and dad get back together!! You're ginger, you're unemployed, you got suspended once. Apparently that's the x-factor?!

'Live Fast Die a Legend' James Arthur - unemployed

Bare unemployed people go on x factor they should be looking for a job instead of singing and getting themselves on telly

@pattonoswalt @marcmaron Butter Pecan Ya Hand Me That Unemployment Paperwork #WTFIceCream

LOOL this guys teeth are getting mocked on the TL .. Allow him his unemployed he hasnt got the money yet to WHITEN them yet like Others

I'll take a blond hair blue eyed white boy over you jobless no ambition having niggas any day.

The topic were on at the moment 'that mans unemployed and has a flat', then we moved to 'how useless battery operated soap despensers' jeez.

the unemployed ones are always good

“@PolSchof: nothing wrong with the unemployed (I now feature in this demographic)” the amount of tax I've paid this summer I don't agree!

Every single civil service test is free because I'm unemployed!

@valentinoc13 I know practicly all of them are retards and unemployed! Nice!

@marieanne1991 I caught the ending, he was good! Just don't rate the sob story that comes with it! He's good regardless of being unemployed!

Am nt jobless,why did u tunji

@YouAStupid_MOe Thanks for wishing I become jobless and poor....

He's like 24 unemployed and still wetting the bed over his parents divorce. How about you get off the guitar and get a job SON.

Can't believe how cold it has gone! Work on a Saturday night is a fail, but with the amount of unemployment I'm blessed to have a job

Regardless of what the judges say, these X Factor contestants are like unemployed teachers

Augusto Palicious will be jobless by December.

@CodyBowling5 @madisonnicole88 haha shut up ya unemployed bum! And dominion valley country club

@Jin__Kisaragi Before I end up useless. Maybe 30? 35? Maybe even later, thanks to modern medicine. Maybe earlier, thanks to unemployment.

Surely if you were unemployed you would make up a job so as not to sound like you don't have a job? Especially if you're on TV? I would.

“@__TomBennett: Swag is a fackin' horrible word.” what is swag is it attitude for jobless chavs?

@sucker_for_news Exactly! But for two unemployed SA young women we may not mention certain things. #CaseClosed

@robertmarawa : Augusto Palicious will be jobless by December.

My wife and I are just normal unemployed people, with $250 million in the bank. #mittromney, #romneyhood

@Woodwould21 bro that game is about to have ppl jobless lol

Jobless for now...feels so nice not to go in. Super excited to go back to school :D

How many of the Xfactor hopefuls are unemployed? Get a fucking job instead of going reality show to reality show hoping to get rich quick

@swankness the unemployment line did!

#IWannaKnowWhy ratchet people get jobs but I'm still jobless .

@BarackObama WOW! $22.50 for a coffee mug? I guess you forgot how many unemployed people there are.

@_mouldy_ unemployed xfactor Middlesbrough entrant. t.co/ztPJlIsj

Sbuda Mohamed Hayes wrote: Slaughter house#please dnt fire t coach#unemployment is rife.

@ashleytsunshine is the typical mma whore. Follows the masses, tries to fit in. Uneducated, jobless and rides dicks to pay her bills.

@JohnTarbet71 nah you could even save face and put volunteer or something, surely. Better than saying unemployed, I think.

@Meeraxx allow him.. Hes unemployed

@MrsMaterkoski I had to write two papers on unemployment. I can understand writing one, but not two lol..

Am offically unemployed from @CurrysPCWorldUK thank fuck! No more of that! No more fives shit from @dixonsseb ! Wooo!

Handed in resignations to both my jobs today, so in exactly 1 week and 7 hours I'll be officially unemployed /:

nick has a job & he still has a better social life than me ...i sit at home jobless & moneyless.

@chrissyw02 How can I be the secret footballer? I'm unemployed!

@addictiveTati yep yep...as long as you collect unemployment just bring a copy of your unemployment payment statements from online

@MianAkhtarAli @fawadrehman @Faiza_PK @abidifactor Never mind' after SR+IK nexus they are jobless, exploring new oppertunities: )

14.4% unemployment and the blk community still wants 2 vote for Obama #blackconservativesforromney #wearethezeropercent @memphisnews

I reckon I paid for over half of the X Factor contestants travel to the auditions. #unemployed #benefits #scum #cunts #GregsForDinner

Well my Asda friends it's been an emotional 3 years but it looks like we've parted company #sacked #jobless #JobCentre

@ashbryant_24 then i'd be jobless and thats no good.. plus everyone would be awfully ugly

making all the girl cream #wonkyteethonthexfactor #unemployed #partialtorap

@LeeJasper @TheHolySmoke Unemployment leads to crime. Agree, Jasper? That was what you lamed riots on. Black kids more likely to be...

@ZerkaaHD I'm so good atdatshit I put it on my CV... Yes I am unemployed

the whole of country must think that newcastle are talentless, retarded and unemployed

You can do all you want to help lower the unemployment rate but what it comes down to is if people actually have the will to work or not

Its so funny how unemployed people want a job, but people with jobs don't want one

I'm now going to spend several hours making the perfect playlist for today because this is the kind of shit you do when you're unemployed.

It was a Two-Tills-Open-For-A-Bzillion-People kinda day. I mean, the unemployment rate in Rolette County is low. Hire more cashiers man!

@RebeccaVoz Idk, maybe. Maybe it just seems like more since I personally know of so many unemployed people.

paid surveys regarding unemployment = great way to meet sudbury's finest #gross

Normal 26 year olds - job, starting to think about a family, home on their own Stalker Sarah - unemployed, spends her days stalking people

@Adam85James I'm unemployed...I thought watching x factor was part of the deal?

Wait.. I just realized come Monday I'm unemployed!!! Da fuck. I thought I had a week.

@Zoocritter Yeah, country is GREAT right now isn't it.. #FAIL Worst president EVAH How's that unemployment, economy working out for ya?

So bored and tired. Can't fall asleep. I hope I had a job but being jobless right now is kinda good.ujr7W

@Empress_Pink good now I'm unemployed lol

#RNCconventionSlogans It's 42 Str8 Months of unemployment above 8% STUPID. #commonsense #Amateur #NoBama #tcot

I love this boutique and I'm jobless. This isn't goood. At alllll. #shopaholic

Everyones talking about workk.. #jobless

I have a high taste for things. Which don't help cuz I'm just gettin started. Plus I'm jobless. :/

Any unemployed guys wanna job at Kobe as a busser? #onlyifilikeyou #seriously

@RobGetIt idk but im pretty sure they jobless now lol

@WestSid3King eh n i heard that unemployment in black people high 2 over there sad mein!

So in my position as an unemployed gal, I've taken up crochet

@AliceRidgewell What's that unemployed and talking on the moon

@TheArmoTrader Yeah, unless you factor in the increase in unemployment, wages adjusted for deflation, negative growth, high interest rates.

@joeleemingg ha never mentioned the money! Seen as he's unemployed:P

Maybe the obesity epidemic is directly connected to the unemployment crisis.

@MsProWrestling yup, as long as stupid people exist, I will never be unemployed