News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 25.08.12 Part 33

@lsarsour does that really matter? Real unemployment is 20% as we speak.

Everybody getting jobs & shit, i feel like the only nigga unemployed.

How You Tweeting #TeamNoDaysOff When Your Unemployed?!? Smh.

Motherfuckers on here be slandering people's jobs but be unemployed themselves..

@liberaliberty @barackobama when you create less jobs than needed for thirty months, that's when unemployment hits 8%. #obamaisntworking

@BankaaySobodu good luck ennnit! :) unemployed being!

@WinRossLive Remember take off your slippers and stop complaining, that's when unemployment was around 12%...it's not at 14% for blk commun

@paigemedley94 or well :L least you get over a grand a month i dont even have a job #unemployed :(

Beaumont Texas = Wanna be gangsters...False Ballers...Haters...Jobless Carless Bums...I love my city but idc for too many that reside here!

myself being unemployed depresses me DAILY

AM A JOBLESS WHORE WHO SLEPT WITH 20+ GUYS WHATS YOUR NUMBER?

@atticajones now wait a minute. will the purge be shared?! be considerate of the unemployed!!!

I wish this economy would quit being so racist. It is only keeping itself stagnant and holding unemployment high because Obama is black.

Doubtful Dems are going to be able to keep focus off 8% unemployment for another 10 weeks.If they do, it will be trick worthy of Keyser Soze

.@MoveOn I agree. I stand with Obama and his HIGH Unemployment, Debt, Deficits, Food, Gas Prices, ppl on Food Stamps and Welfare! #Obama2012

I am officially unemployed xD

If you're a 50 something Scot your whole life has been defined by what the Tories did to Scotland. Unemployment, drugs, poll tax. #imdyref

.@jshaffer1 The unemployment rate is at its lowest point in 4 years despite GOP obstruction. What else ya got? I'm getting bored with you.

@Sdelgrecox just realised that was in reply to my tweet. Nasty cow. I just thought u knew something I didn't! #shitmyself #poor #unemployed

The riders are like an unemployed 30 year old, it's just a matter of time until they are back in the basement #CFL

Been unemployed for two months now and gained about two stone if i dont get my start date fur ma new job this shits gona get real hahaha

@ChrisInMaryvill @dennygirltwo :Mexico has more people to send. Californians can watch their economy get worse with more unemployed.

@DariusNicholas I bitch about being broke and jobless daily and I get no job mentions. Fuckery.

@MJsBillieJ01 @LovelyOneJamie @Jacksons Eiiii!!! Thank goodness we have understanding managers haha, otherwise Id be jobless. Job < Jacksons

So after 2.5 months I finally am getting unemployment. But no card yet, so can't access it. And Indiana doesn't do direct deposit.

officially unemployed and it's never felt so good

Living at my parents'. Unemployed. Unforgotten. #MyPoorWeber

@zee_zeey no mind me, alwz jobless @ nite!

@moronwatch @chinacat618 Your generation has turned US into cowards & pansies. A useless unemployed landmass. #endofempire

@bearaboi I was finished today actually, but been using up holidays since the 14th. Slightly unnerved by my new unemployment

With 8 percent unemployment in the UK I cannot accept that Lawro is good enough for #motd I know a guy in the Plough talking more sense..

LMFAO!! “@JermHimselfish: I can do a pretty realistic looking shadow puppet of an unemployed pothead with abandonment issues.”

@emzzmarshall il hold you to that #bum #jobless helping you out #mrniceguy

unemployment is it a mere word to some people or it exist?

@thatsiriusguy not. you'll be unemployed in the future and I'll be a rich

@PAULFREID Your generation has turned US into cowards & pansies. A useless unemployed landmass. #endofempire

@mrdbarnes Your generation has turned US into cowards & pansies. A useless unemployed landmass. #endofempire

Morello is jobless dan ......

am I the only unemployed 16 year old? #awks

Rolling change with your mom to get milk while we wait for her unemployment insurance check, still laughing because we will be okay #i

@roversmadfan1 whilst I agree we aren't the most attractive proposition some unemployed managers could be persuaded by enough money

As is, jobless til next June.. Closed for the season! #sopumped, except now school starts in 3 days.. #thatsannoying

@georgiaalaska were a jobless society,end off coal mining killed us, killed local pubs, branded stuff came in, not the same vibe now

S/O to the jobless niggas who drop their old ladies off to work and ride around all day... Thats wuzzup!

Unemployed for a month, but there is always TVG to save my a$$!

Shxt, I ain't Rich #unemployed

#qc2012 #pq2012 #Marois2012 with 165 billion of debt, no trade deals in place, 2% higher unemployment than average, gonna be a tough road!!

Officially Unemployed! 5 More Days Till The Bay! #CantWait

I hope to retire at 40, however I'm 22 and unemployed .. so I think the chances of that happening are quite slim.

I see Tony Regans & Ned Colletti both unemployed in 2014 talking about Vernon Wells and Carl Crawford #Dodgers

@Krisroy88 @caal_macdonald fuck work that dosnt revolve round Celtic,rather be unemployed and pay for my tickets off the dole #onlyliveonce

@DerrickWard32 I'm a finance manager, you mad?...#unemployed

@evanasmith Unemployment 8%, White males hate Obama, Romney has giant cash advantage. You don't see a Mitt win as a real possibility?

u know how much is wrong with cycling when you read that Kimmage is unemployed and see who runs the UCI (and the connection btw those facts)

5 straight losses for the Saskatchewan Roughriders. Will head coach Corey Chamblin follow Wpg's Paul LaPolice to the unemployment line?

ooh oooooh no longer jobless! hit me up at pier one and I'll convince you to spend all your money on pointless decorations. :)

Only on Twitter can you can get career advice from the jobless and get some inspirational quotes from strippers..

@NicMcGrouther @RoseyCole @hannahchristie1 I'm unemployed and dont have money. I could ask my mum for some and come for a beer but.

Happy Birthday Rachael Ray! I became addicted to food network and your talk show since I became unemployed over a year ago! I have alw ...

btw I.m bout 2 take my jobless ass 2 the mall n cash out ctfu

@chrisdramzy yh!!! Just this year... Now m part of the unemployed :|

@ohaiKB what's a tyke? Haha. Nook but I have all week, unemployed you see...

“@WearxCondoms: Only on Twitter can you can get career advice from the jobless and get some inspirational quotes from strippers..”

I'm not unemployed. I lead in the #LionOfJudahArmy :-)

Paul Lambert will be unemployed by end of school term

@emilymillen no I'm unemployed as well deary

@jassycliq besides unemployment we're all great. Getting ready for Isaac.

@Rileyy_69 Lol @ your unemployed ass living in a scabby bedsit & your not wanted, u do realise u will never get a gf?

Any ideas on how to organize a event to help the unemployed? #helpingothers #newstart

yew knw wht i can bet yew cant b mre jobless than poonam pandey. #biatch

Really, u look sooooo young@misty0_0: @chrisdramzy yh!!! Just this year... Now m part of the unemployed :|

Jobless peeps *hisss

@scsolefresh if that were true, you'd be unemployed. But you work.

the best basketball player in the world is probably unemployed and dominitng pick up games in an unimportant city somewhere

@katyump yea im going to come jobless so you can support me LOL ill stay home and relax lol

Minimum whatever greatness is despicable and no matter how unemployment is short

@5Andre5 yep. There are loads of people unemployed. It annoys me when someone applies for one job and they get it no problem. It kills me.

@toddstarnes Think how the unemployed homeless Anarchists must feel.

Yaiuh & so I got my mail today . Bad news, bad news, more bad news, oh ! some good news, # now on unemployment .. Is That Good or bad news ?

After only eight more hours, I will be, for all intents and purposes, unemployed for the first time since grade 10

I'm at a crossroads and my choices determine my fortune. It's either do business with vultures, or unemployment

Oh I loved them bad boys back then, now there either unemployed, buncha baby moms, car less, or all of the above. Haha

@tillyyyyx hmm stop being greedy than haha. ahh good to hear :). erm now an unemployed graduate haha. xx

@_marlonmejia hahaha that was a summer job! I'm jobless now! :/ and nice at a factory.. Go work at starbucks!

@UKFreeNews @tkingdoll plus a few billion pounds spent turns into high tech jobs, cuts unemployment

@Gl0ri0uslyBr0wn because I'm so relieved my dad finally got a job, he's been unemployed for 4 years and its been so stressful on my family

#DNCconventionSlogans Yes we can, increase taxes, create more unemployment, and raise gas prices. Liberals care for us so much, thank you

@Anomaly100 Its good to want change for the better, but how does hacking accts help the unemployed ..not a critique just a question ?

“@LifeAsLashay: I pray I find a new job or get an interview soon. I can't keep doing this.” I been jobless goin on 2 weeks now :(

@jinxjimmy why not? im unemployed, single for 3 years, i still live at home, i'm mildly Autistic, i only have 2 friends

I also keep forgetting that I don't need to rinse my board after every surf since I'm going out again the next day. #unemployed

@jamiea7xfan I have anxiety issues, a paranoid mind, also unemployed & can't give people eye contact. Yet, I'm trying to fight through

I actually need to become unemployed.. Really cannot be bothered for work anymore, all I want to do is sleep

@CiviksMS that's why I have seen an increase in vets unemployment.. Keep drinking the kool aid.

When @Sexy_Styles143 tells me not even Walmart will hire me. #Jobless

If my mum was unemployed I reckon she would get all the satellites for these Somali channels & I would just die basically.

We are missing free alcohol and I don't like it! Hey when you're unemployed free booze is a godsend!

Officially unemployed and I couldn't be happier

I'm so jobless ds nyt. *smh*

Obama should be afraid that 23Million Unemployed Americans who cannot find #Work will all #Vote.