News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 25.08.12 Part 15

The Onion Headline Thousands lose jobs as Michigan unemployment offices close

From monday...things are all go! Imma be so damm broke and unemployed !!!!!!!

Thousands upon thousands are gathering to see Romney/Ryan in OH. Surely they must be radical zealots for not wanting 8% unemployment

@AlyatFox ...if the number of baby boomers was factored into the unemployment rate, what would that rate be?

Only 5, possibly 6, more shifts at work then I'm back to being an unemployed student again. At least I'll have my social life back.

@CruzynNitro @BarackObama under Obama there are lots of lines unemployment line soup line food stamp line 4 Obama its the end of the line

My Twitter addiction (see: unemployed) won't let me cancel the unlimited social networking part of my phone plan.

LolzzRT @PTIofficial: We cannot afford another 5 years of status quo #PPP #PML > Unemployment will rise by millions over next 5 years / #PTI

I get to be unemployed like the rest of you bums

@TPCarney @jayrosen_nyu it's the same on the first Friday of every month, when unemployment is bad news for Obama

In other words @nkolialexajc: U want a jobless man? @Tracy_blaze: I wnt a guy who'll pick up the phone everytym i call

####USFB-BARAKOBAMA-AC@GOP: This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail

@TheRealKenGotti then hush about being jobless! Lol

Hey what's the Unemployment Rate Again?

Paraphrased film quote 'you've got a masters in science, I've got a bachelors in theatre arts. I'm unemployed. Still want me?' #actors

a two hour shift and I'm now officially unemployed and due a greet

@nickiphyl yu heard the shooting incident ? they said the guy was jobless

@M_Plat lmao you're the one with TWO jobs. While I'm unemployed

But #racist #birther! “@BiasedGirl: Hey what's the Unemployment Rate Again?”

Washington county lowest unemployment rate in area..6% #gomancan

The 300 Dubstep mix is Awesome

@Im_X1 lady, I've been unemployed, so I stay up til 2 am and wake up around 10. Your tweets are usually at what seems like an ungodly hour!

Reading 'When Will There Be Good News' by Kate Atkinson - probably not the best title for an unemployed graduate

I'm officially jobless.

@JakeFogell well was going to take that job in Hollister over the weekends..I'm jobless you see :(

@RashmithaD lol! I know! You may think I'm jobless :P

@taoppar si dad saglit sa Philippines? Aniya he was here almost a year, he was jobless for about a year.

@Miss_Mckenar I'm unemployed :-)

So for now expect unemployment to increase, but the increasing industrial production and business confidence rising!!

@JuliaMullins5 whats dis???

...unemployed or unemployed scholar...

Let the Drummer kick #np 

I can officially count myself out of the next official unemployment statistics.

I'm not going to go raya jobless anymore. I prefer the joy of giving than receiving. Ai seh eh

@BarackObama song of the day what you c is what you get 8.3 unemployed 44% black youth n 24% white youth unemployed 19 shot in Chicago fri

#Mortgage #Credit We Cosigned Our Unemployed Son's Student Loans. Now We're Screwed -... /t.co/TPSQnMDG #InstantFollowBack So

I'm rilly jobless 2dai...been playing temple run 4 clse 2 3hrs nw!

@DRUDGE_REPORT Who wants to listen to more lies and distortions from a has been that will soon be unemployed?

I would be ok with unemployed people working my Saturday shifts..

@manda182005 unemployment problems??? Please explain?!.:)

My mom said she's convinced I'm depressed because my friends left & now I'm jobless. .thanks for the insight mother but I'm not depressed!

Well,Everyday is a holiday for jobless people.

Being Jobless gives u more time for tweeting.Also it helps u to keep yourself in illusion of happiness as long as u get followers regularly

@BarackObama 8.3 unemployed 44% of black youth 24% of white youth 1.5 GDP 19 shot in Chicago last nite false attacks? False is Joe b drall

@tayIorswfft13 just realized u r jobless.... -_-

@FisayoJames forget the guy, his probs jobless.

If nothing changes than the worst part about this move. Above unemployment and loneliness. Was I lost tough with you. #Bestfriends. #what.

So bored of the holidays. Actually ready to get back into doing work. How do these jezzer k unemployed people do it?

“@LennyGeorgiee: @FisayoJames forget the guy, his probs jobless.”hehe

@roshanpatel25 yea am jobless at the moment so helping my dad out!

@321Bin I think there are far more more important issues the Govt should spend time on. Growth, unemployment, social reform...

Loving life now I'm unemployed again.

it reminds you of the unemployment line @CoNcEiTeD05: All these black people out here first in line fa tickets

@TheGeniusStupid Song is on the way

@CNNnewsroom Unemployment is a Dragon or a creature from the depths, that needs to be slain!! Who will be my champion??! :-)

@iamtushar :D Sorry boss. I'm in Doha and jobless in hotel.

Can't just drop your job w/o a plan b and be unemployed what's so fun abou tthat?

Yuva institute is good idea by Mamata, even if they are unemployed and learn no skill, they wld be trained leaders leading I don't know what

It amazes me to hear that the #EUR must be saved at all costs & none of the 'leaders' think of the millions who are unemployed in the #EU.

@Obama2012 #AskThePresident his #WarOnWomen ... What's worse Fluke's birth control or highest unemployed women % in history? #GOP2012 #tcot

Day 2 of unemployment and I'm going mental. How do people cope?

@MichaelWhite @bevaniteellie unemployment, and no idea from Obama on how to resolve crises. If GOP had decent candidate, he's lose election.

When people have model singer rapper actress/actor in their bio I automatically think they're unemployed

@LizT1 @kinsellawarren that's because debt, unemployment, hatred are so lovely

@ivagripe @JuliaGillard Thanx Julia 4 AAA Economy

Girls can be so vicious sometimes, grow up you unemployed waste of space #fuckkkk

In my days we read Achebe, soyinka, nowadays kids only talk of jobless sluts like kim k and co. #endtimeishere

Unemployment is at 8.2% Where are the jobs, Mr. President? #DefendRyan

Now m not Gonna change dis DP... This is my Fav

Most time ur right “@Superstarjane When people have model singer rapper actress/actor in their bio I automatically think they're unemployed”

@banks89able well down you!!! Am still jobless...

@stephencrose lol!! What about today's unemployment?

Thank god i've got a job, fuck being unemployed again!! Worst thing ever

As of now, I am unemployed #bloodybucket

@JoePeterWilson you really are unemployed.

Feeling a bit gloomy, just realized that this is my last semi-jobless weekend. I should be grateful tho :')

@JackHayes74 what's the interview for?! are you nearly not unemployed?!

Damn I think I'm meant to b unemployed cuz I've been looking for a job since I was sixteen and still haven't got one

@Riphtastic @DENNYDENZ haha jobless niggers

@BarackObama the economy and unemployment rate is what gives me pause

Damn, a nigga jobless. *shrugs* I hated my job anyway.

@kousakakiririn once I’ve stopped being such a jobless student hipster I will be able to realistically talk about paying phone+data plans

@PressSec @wethepeople Priorities, meanwhile unemployment continues climbing.

@BarackObama Any Black that support you is either Stupid or hates himself! Black Unemployment highest in history & Loss of black wealth!

Harvard educated PM #Samaras believes that a PP of 9.9 m, can & will pay his 18b #EUR bill. W/ 1.5m unemployed, he must be Dr Hallucination.

If Anybody Planning for a Gift on my Birthday.. Send me headfones on which i can hear this Dubstep Shit... ill be very thankful to you

@inel my mother didn't appreciate me havin a #lego afternoon when I found all mine a few years ago whilst unemployed...

The kind of gossip the tabloids are writing aabout me now a days ehn! gawd these people are just jobless cc@WilhelminaE

@Hannah_x94 finished at 2, woooo I'm unemployed need to make plans to make up for everything I've missed while I've been working!!

@prodnose won't be long now Danny before he is unemployed.. Olympic stadium with this shite.. I ask you

@GarrySonji Do u think it is possible to vote out corrupt leaders when d pple r jobless,hungry n dying to do anything for any amt of money?

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@BevaniteEllie @michaelwhite you have to remember that US still in terrible times, have you seen their unemployment figures? Or deficit?

Fail to stop the #fiscalcliff - HELLO recession & unemployment rate will be back up to 9.1%. @SpeakerBoehner @jlantz112 @paullryanvp

@YKhan131 me either since I'm jobless. It's only $5 if we go... Haven't heard from Josh yet lol it's club phoenix.

watching #up w/Chris Hayes &shocked no one has talked about the 99ers and unemployment benefits helped African Americans #nerdland #uppers

And ofc, I easily got the job! I am no longer unemployed!

@FT_Daehyun just tweeting. I'm jobless u.u

...In Brazil. MT .@GOP This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months.