News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 25.08.12 Part 22

@LatinProgramme How about helping an unemployed classics graduate into a Latin teaching job, before I face Work Program, please ?

@sarahgoudy LMAO I totally forgot about this hahahahah

Just finished my last shift at greggs #sadtimes #unemployed

@Shopaholic_918 I think Romney should release his tax returns when the unemployment rate falls below 8%. Don't hold your breath #Obama.

me (&) my child is sooo fuckin UNEMPLOYED !.

Why do unemployed hoes go to the club?

@upwithchris @chrislhayes It depends upon the opportunities we're talking about: Opportunity to be jobless, opportunity to starve, etc.

So after only 2 weeks of unemployment, I already have another job :):) #lovinglife #fucktheunemployed :):):)

@laurencinzdixon Well jobless people aren't doing anything for their money? By your logic why should people get any kind of benefit?

I asked a friend up here if they could change my oil, left $$ and everything. They are unemployed right now so I know they had time.

AVB to be jobless by Christmas #Spursforrelegation

Forget you greenhills! I did everything for you and got nothing in return other than unemployment so again I say FORGET YOU! #Pissedoff

Sniff a fucking unemployment line of cocaine snatch up rhianna and throw her in front of a fucking train.

@The_AB_ @SamuraiCorb who were in office led to high unemployment rates, higher than the democrats. And it will take more that just 4 years

While I need a haircut, I'm also thinking a Rodman/ 50 something blouse leopard print design will secure the likelihood of unemployment.

as of September 15th I am no longer unemployed!!

@Hudson1524 yeah! I'm sad because I have evening classes and won't see you!! and I never see anyone because in jobless!

Im about to spend my entire day filling out applications. Tired of being unemployed.

But I rather talk to the people from at&t than child support &nd unemployment them people are too ghetto!

@MrSmith_06 -__- I'm jobless you, aren't.!

I am officially UNEMPLOYED #bum #rollonflorida #geordieland. Time to grow the fuck up eh? #party

“@GOP: This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail”. Real facts!

@liaqatbalochji sir please make your voice against dearness mahngai unemployment

#iwannaknowwhy chick quit her job to get on unemployment

@lkturner4 :o why are you unemployed? What happen to white stuff?

@NeilPowell1 @fester675 highest unemployment rate?? You'll never get a Job YNGAJ #SuckMyTitsBritain

take the dogs for a walk then watch the rest of the chelsea-newcastle game @AntiquaryBar then commence homelessness/unemployment #yay!

“@4thVoice: Why are you more scared of debt than the unemployed guy with guns?”

It's official: Obama the worst ever Record foreclosures bankruptcies jobless welfare car repo homeless debt spending. Far worse then Carter

Bahahaha! Suffer in your..... Um.... Toothless mouths? Unemployment lines? Caravans? Well anyway, hahahaha Collingwood! Ner ner nee ner ner!

@DBM69 @guardian #Australia look learn .Rent ,Electricity,Water bills all stop poor having $ for food Rates,Revenue tax etc unemployment :(

@Leo_Collie Towards the end of my unemployment I slept a lot and woke up late, mostly because I had nothing to force me to stay awake.

@ChrisyTollan @donnah22 @kirstymcguire22 sack mega! Am jobless n way too old x

Ummm just realized I am currently unemployed....need to find a job ASAP

Only two more hours till I'm unemployed. Feels good.

@tawnm8 i am good just jobless so if you know if any one is hiring please let me know

If you have no business sense, you shouldn't run a business. Now #unemployed

Any1 wanna buy my setee for me considering I'm jobless my mum an dad just laughed at me ha ha ha x

stressful situations. #moneyproblems #tuition #jobless

Who is unemployed and interested in a cleaning job full time?

Worst Job: An attendant at an unemployment office. #TheWorst

I'm unemployed but I always seem busy, having places to go and people to see. Not funny sia. I need to get paid.

high rates of jobless, lack of new development projects, no areas for entertainment and illegal immigration to Europe...Last tweet #Tunisia

“@UberFacts: Albert Einstein never wore socks.” well shit unemployed and still learning !

SENIOR WATCH-Is Romney too rich to run the economy for the middle class and the poor.? Does he undersdand unemployment problem?

@gurubhai22 happy brthday bhai... will call u agar soya nhi to

#ObamaExtremism presiding over a 14% black unemployment rate, and yet asking them to put on bedroom slippers and march with him.

@Oh_ItsZiqqy so shouldn't yu have money? Im the unemployed one, smh

@StrayUNC I see my own community & I know people unemployed & on EBT & Medicaid, struggling to pay bills with no job prospects in sight

Tories in charge, severe unemployment, massive welfare and public spending cuts, OMG who cares, cant wait for XFactor #SuckMyTitsBritain

@fluffyman85 Like how unemployment has not improved under Obama.

“@dfet4: Right now my ex girlfriend is jobless, broke, and miserable! #lifeisgood” ouch

@justicempho frm unemployment and home. I need a holiday #Dzamm

@Abbeeey_129 have fun at work! #imhomeless #jobless #livingthelife

Spending $820 billion to keep unemployment below 8%, then watching it skyrocket above 8% and not come down since. #ObamaExtremism

@sam_tingley feels awesome to be unemployed for once .

@AdiosIslar but look at the rate of unemployment for business graduate degree holders! It ain't bad.

@doritosyndrome Okay smartass good luck for finding a new girlfriend with being unemployed and ugly ! :)

@ALLHAILCEZAR tryna make me unemployed lol

College students, Unemployed or Just need a part-time job hit me up I can direct you in the right place. #mca #hire

@damDatASS_Fat why am I tlkn to yu nd yu jobless anyway.. exit to da RITE please ?

What's a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed!!!

Unemployment is High so I do what I can for the Jungle Boyz!!! Me and the team gone eat even if we take it!!! We Gone be aight!!!

@Shyy_T I'm on unemployment :) haha

@vickinerino I'm going to take advantage of the fact that I'm currently unemployed with no responsibilities and watch Breaking Bad all day.

I find it really funny that Riley69 judges everyone else when he's unemployed, living in a bedsit and his dad has 11 children…

Sick eh being skint n jobless #SuckMyTitsBritain

You know yeah, we're all jobless so you might as well assist another jobless yute & follow @LeMeilleurDon

@tkounhavong I start on the 12th :/ it's such a long time ! I've been unemployed for like a month and some days !

@LilTrillAssBtch lhh yu jobless and schooless *shrugs* take dat ? dawg

Last name tot, first name tater.

When you've been unemployed for three weeks but your still dealing with the bullshit #coldstoneproblems #Stressed

teenage life , unemployment,education, gender issues, culture, tourism, health and HIV aids, technology develo and environmental. oh god

I dont recall EVER saying #Detroit is the sh*t ... we have the 2nd highest murder rate, unemployment, crime, poverty, etc BUT I LOVE MY CITY

real knee slapper that DNC brady brunch parody. politics is so fun(!) I almost forgot about economy, Afghanistan, unemployment, Iran...

Nothing will light up the REPUGNANTLICAN convention like a father/daughter & their unemployed zygote

Former England manager, Sven Goran Ericson, is at Stanford Bridge today. He pops up everywhere this days. Jobless really! #BPL

It must be fun to be jobless...

I'm on my own in London with beer, food and all the sports. I don't know how unemployed people without kids can get through a week. #bored

You money made, but unemployed & don't got no hustle, -_-

@peacelovekayjaa take me with you. #unemployed #noreasontostay

@CherrellePaul @harpritbhogal @purplekissjoti btw where you thinking of eating cause we're in a recession and im unemployed....

Unemployed Sven in the stands at Stamford Bridge. Probably just scouting the crowd for John Terry's sloppy seconds #sexpests

@SOLE_air my b unemployed pothead

@libtranslate @BarackObama Claim: we've made over 4M jobs since 2008. Truth: over 23M Americans are unemployed or stopped looking for work

But you're broke , single & unemployed Soo .... ?

#ObamaExtremism Unemployment above 8% for months & Obama's worried about birth control & defending partial-birth abortion. #waronwomen

Well carless & jobless... What else could go wrong?

Citizens of Belgium... I do not work at carrefour or sports direct. #unemployed stop asking me questions. #idontworkhere

@ravneetshergil1 @namhaiboss Go n get a life.. Saali jobless.. Dnt tweet me again..

@RannnyyLMAO, it's not that BAD. I was UNEMPLOYED for the whole Summer. Lmao , no bueno. :|

@MittRomney The stock market is up and corporate profits are high. Unemployment is not Obama's fault.

@JasonFebery @johngthomas3 @libtranslate 1) prove it 2) explain unemployment being over 8% for 42 straights months #liberaltranslated

#IFWT Weekly Jobless Claims Rise To 365,000! - QN7qH0lU

@RaqueliCisneros What evidence! R U kidding me? Record foreclosures, homeless, jobless, kids going to bed hungry, seniors with medicine etc

Think how high the unemployment rate would be if zygotes were counted. Just as absurd as REPUGNANTLICAN jobs, jobs, jobs BS!!

Hey all you jobless people, don't give up! Kate Bush believes in you!

@stephenkaus @kausmickey It's almost impressive, struggling as much as he is when unemployment is 8+% and he's the challenger.

There's always been high unemployment in coal mining regions, so that people have no choice but to work in the mines. #NoRealChoice

IMMA CALL THEM AND TELL THEM IMMA WORK SEASONAL OR SOME WEEKEND CUZ I CAN'T TAKE BEING JOBLESS JUS CUZ OF SCHOOL