News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 25.08.12 Part 11

@prowade coming from an unemployed nigga that's hurtful :(

@YankeeGunner question is which would you rather be known as?? Guy who cost us 3pts? Unemployed Gooner?

Being unemployed sucks. I swear I woke up and thought it was Monday. Doesn't even make sense, yesterday I thought it was Thursday.

last day of work today #unemployed:(

Noticed I tweet wen jobless

Azeez is jst jobless.........

@Yukishiroi I hope we can meet again.. With @natsuyuuzora too next time! (•???????•) And me.. Not as unemployment anymore :P

Unemployed idiot 20-year olds on facebook... How are you not bored?

@LadyNovacane imma be better dia.say hi to your fam.:-D as 4 me just bumming am so jobless u know though i write lotsa poems 2 kip me busy

Am in Macedonia. When you think you have it hard America look over here. Unemployment is over 30%. Education is a premium.

@BigBreakLegacy gain invalueble skills + contacts necessary to grow a biz. Unemployed graduates need a lot of support to be to create jobs.

@ChivalrousHuman Can't you just be unemployed like me? LOL.

@jackjames77 @helenzille SA labour law keeps people unemployed and keeps the employed as wage slaves.

“@DevinDamone: The STDs and unemployed always approach me in the club ... Why, tho?” Lol!

@laurenmmc hahahaha nice try mate. I'm an unemployed student, how exactly do you propose I get sort of money from? #1stworldproblems

@AJStream the rising insecurity challenges caused by unemployment and bad economy.

Loool @elsheila: Eya smh! I feel 4 him, hez ??S????o???? jobless? @dj_ABL: My son d hater @kizomehn: Pls tel him oh @elsheila:

@Ginny_Bradwell I do when I'm a jobless student with little money at the moment lol!

@virginmedia why have a advisors where there is a language barrier? There are lots of unemployed people in the uk in need of a job! Cont

the 15th and the 30th are the only days that makes me sad, sad because im unemployed (again) and i have no salary to look forward to...

Why are all the handsome guyz jobless...

this holiday and being unemployed for so long has taught me what an annoying prick jeremy kyle really is! #boreoff

@JackHoward I don't even know why I came home. I literally have no reason to be here. I'm just sat in my house, a lonely jobless poor.

@TashaKaurLFC no them jobless saddos are still asleep wait until 1pm then they'll be on here begging for followers

Find job 4 dem na ugly guy@AmaYoung_stunna: Why are all the handsome guyz jobless...

The unemployed applying for aid must also present a certificate detailing that they do not receive any other type of assistance.

Tweeting about you was a jobless activity i had done and wasting my time too.

Yh @dj_ABL: Loool @elsheila: Eya smh!I feel 4 him,hez ??S????o???? jobless? @dj_ABL: My son d hater @kizomehn: Pls tel him oh @elsheila:

Being unemployed is not kl

When dey r jobless dey make it a point of duty to frustrate nd disturb u #youngersiblings

I came back home! I'm tired of shopping for the unemployed alcoholics.I want to visit Pushkinsky!!! Or HyperCity ^^

Applications for U.S. jobless benefits rose by 4,000 to a seasonally adjusted 372,000, the Labor Department said

@johnnyvoid This the same as Thatcher did in the 80,s, they hide the true figures of unemployment

Too damn hot..Joblesscan't sleep :|

Nw am jobless...

#OnObamasWatch 8.3%Unemployment Biggest tax Increase wasted stimulas$ Scandals 8Wars #Uganda #Yemen #Libya #Iraq #Egypt #Pakistan#Afg #Syria

@leazeslad @mark2606 @thedailytackle Are you talking to me or Mark? I know there's high unemployment in Skunkville but that's a bit ott.

#nw Psych. #RandomTvSeries unemployed struggle

@leazeslad @mark2606 @thedailytackle You must be a Tory eh? Taking the piss out of your mate because he's unemployed, tut tut.

@liverpoolpoets @consentmek they are fiddling the figures of unemployment

@latentexistence there is no reason to send sick people to work at a time of high unemployment. There is no work to send them to,

@BigBreakLegacy @nomfundomakhat we abound in great people and resources, with a little tweaking we should made a dent in unemployment

@robate shey jobless people

I was unemployed for two months & it was SHIT. I can't imagine what it's like for people with a family, mortgage, etc./via @PBluestocking

That dude that invented the whole Kamasutra moves was a jobless pervert

@Its_Nasheem shut da fuck up....who cares if ur up ?? Stop being jobless and do sumfin bera wif ur life

@Rachey73 Ye had a look online. Its free if i was unemployed :'(

Need to get a job!! I'm so bored!! #unemployed

@Ozzynjie don't worry mate I'm jobless as well #YayForBeingPoor

@scorpioJC yup those 2 are on the 1st day... And because I am a jobless egg :( lol I even wanted to see teedra moses/conya doss there

US unemployment Claims Tick Higher

@Anne14De jobless?

@bellacaledonia Disagree strongly with Massie in one part. I'd argue that Coalition is 'oppressing' the disabled and the unemployed.

@matvyax dont blame me I told you to work for shaffer and collect unemployment

BAD TIME TO BE A PUBLIC SECTOR WORKER,ELDERLY,MENTALLY ILL,DISABLED OR YOUNG UNEMPLOYED.FIGHT FOR A FUTURE THAT WORKS OCT 20TH 2012

Mommy said I can be anything I want. So I became an unemployed, antisocial recluse with an internet dependence.

Only if the govt could take care of Economy n provide jobs, there wouldnt hv been 16m Jobless twitter users..

Woman: Please who is speaking on the line? Man: I am Amos Kito. Woman: A mosquito?. Hangs up. People r so jobless these days.

A family lunch whilst unemployed with no viable love life is like a job interview... you pray for the easy questions and hope to survive it.

dude i know Daffy is a black duck but they really made him a jobless deadbeat in The Looney Tunes Show

@Mark2606 @leazeslad @thedailytackle It's not banter. I'm serious. Only a Tory would see their mate as less if he was unemployed.

@DaDonPoet @BigBreakLegacy @Rob_blogging my view is that the private sector has a huge role to play in solving #unemployment.

Obama campaign is offended by Mitt's joke well I'm offended by slow economy, staggering unemployment, high energy prices and WH leaks #tcot

@JadieBreezy I hope u lived that yolo life out there lol... I'm alright just enjoying being unemployed

@Anne14De jobless pun yeay?

O, to have a life of an unemployed. Loving it, so far.

U so jobless u feel u could know my story through my tweets #SMH

#RNCconventionSlogans because Pelosi & Reid did such a bang up job when they inherited 4.6% unemployment from W on Jan3rd,'07! #GreatBudgets

pretty sure everyone was moaning last night about how they had work today and I'm just sitting there like give me your job :( #unemployed

@revpaulca DWP is saying that those on #workprogramme engaging only in assisted jobsearch not #workfare should be classed as unemployed?

.@IsabelHardman @Puffles2010 - as an accountant I am eager to point out that even the unemployed pay (indirect) taxes such as VAT.

...unemployment,Security threats to life and property,Power,bad and callous leadership system etc... - Mrs T #NigeriansSpeak #N5000note

Rep. Jack Kingston equates unemployment benefits to welfare.

And relax... Oh no wait, now officially unemployed! Oh no

“@bnaebi: @JadieBreezy I hope u lived that yolo life out there lol... I'm alright just enjoying being unemployed”

@Sofi_DivaDoll u jobless now lol

Ratten coaching for his life ! Simple formula they lose tonight he will be unemployed ! #playersareadisgrace

Nothing beats, the unemployment life, stabbing folks with my unemployment knife

..their archaic strategies'ren't working at all.Looking into it espe4cially of Britain, how many hardworking men're unemployed due to their

@deegwop yeah you wanna pay my bills?? hahah. Hell naw man I work! U know I can't stay jobless. I work with rewa now.

At 5pm at the latest I'm an unemployed bum, can't wait, I'm pretty sure I've made enough money to be ok

@blackpapa @JulaMoosey u go away la ! We are going into the watch world ~ Not to the jobless world :D

@RockStarPunnika yes u can!! @Jobless_Enginer se poocho ki ye DP maine kyun lagai.

how come everyone has jobs lately?! #jobless #nomoney

@xalicehuang and he says you'll be jobless and alcoholic 8D

@_KaseyAlexandra it needs to hurry up mannnn

Going to the discount freezer shop because yes, shock horror, I'm poor and unemployed :-o *oooh drama* #makesmeabadperson I'm sure haha

@ThePennyDrops & its with that exp Im saying it with. Lab stronghold where riots start, highest unemployment but gentrification is on agenda

The CEO of ANZ, who makes some people's salary in a day ($27400) thinks unemployment benefits of $34/day is too much. Ridiculous. Asshole.

Can you get free personal trainer courses if you are unemployed?

@flintoff11 if your still unemployed I can pay you to be my lookalike Freddy!!!

Money is still money. I need all of it I can get, especially now that I'm unemployed and broke. #confession

4 grand? And you mean to tell me your unemployed self can afford all the things you waltz around with?

Yea @MarichuyBee: Ahhh!!!!!*i noe u'r breastfull* ?O? @AizzyMizzy09: Rocks!@MarichuyBee: Jobless breastlesS gurl

SLS.....i still can't phantom how you and your policy of introducing this new note will add benefits to the over 60% unemployed masses??

@Kase_Marbles we shal drink for the 3 of us. Dont forget the cigalekis lol i would.but niggas be unemployed!

.@MarkOneinFour Once upon a time it was Unemployment Benefit, now it's Jobseekers Allowance. What's in a name, huh?

Niggas out here got MOB tatted on them but jobless &

all the real niggas i know just getting in the house from ether trappin or they baby mommas house.. jobless ass niggas

@johnelway Mr. Elway, this is a leap of faith! Looking for job opportunity. Enthusiastic yet unemployed B.S.Purdue &13 yrs as Operation Mgr