News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 25.08.12 Part 25

@BarackObama haha trying to distract people about dumb stuff. Whats the unemployment? Whats the national Debt??? #nobama

If I want for my son I would be jobless as of today!!

@edencostaa lol we're so jobless so whatrr you doing? :D

I want a jobless woman.

Typically, I would be unemployed but I walked away.. Really aint have a choice, I am the bigger person

An unemployed Egyptian man has doused himself with gasoline and set himself on fire outside the Presidential Palace in cairo -AP

And they will open their gutter mouths and be accusing me 'the jobless one' of not pinging them!

Was #Romney sending #jobs to #China so he can blame #Obama for unemployment, or just to make money? @DonnaBrazile @DavidAxelrod

@markvuk @mittromney @barackobama your boys job plan has failed! Fact: unemployment up since doucheboy promised his #hopeandchange

Catch you outside of the unemployment office

If the #5000Note is introduced, alot of jobless Nigerians wul venture into printing fake currencies #LetsKickAgains5000Note

One more week to make use of our unemployment special. $10 acupuncture for new and returning patients who unemployed, until August 31.

Wow Im not sure who is more dangerous young thugged out blk teens or unemployed white ppl. Wow so confusing!!

@NajBass im actually fine and jobless . It hasnt hit me yet.

@MJean136 Ya theyre making record profits. Employees are reaping benefits? Check unemployment stupid. Check avg salaries #notrealsmart

Unemployment rose in all 50 states last year, and the 10% national unemployment rate in Dec was the worst since mid 1983. #BlackMen #WSSU

Spending all day Saturday in bed simply because I can. I love being unemployed.

Unemployment among college graduates is at 4%. The President understands the value to society, of an educated populace. t.co/xc1y1VPp

Neva Leave Ah Hater Unemployed #KeepAhJobFaEm

@Mr_OCD to back this up: I have several unemployed friends who have new relationships!!

@markvuk im talking about people who are employed. Not unemployed. When my company makes money so do we. #fact #bonuses

#IWannaKnowWhy so many females believe that being a bad/boss chick only involves what u look like. U cant be unemployed n be a boss...

Weekdays A????? jobless,inactive,less productive,etc...but weekends A????? always superbz

California-The rich pay more taxes in this state than any other but economy is bankrupt.Unemployment is over 11%. Will anyone pay attention?

This is my first time being unemployed since I was 15. The first thing I'm doing when I touch down is job hunting.

I'm an unemployed college student...BY CHOICE!

I'm back to being jobless...yesh. I worked all summer and didn't save nothing but I enjoyed having money every two weeks

@TurieMac I'm bad like that! Plus I'm pretty jobless

Can we make love before you go? The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

Unemployed, #writer? Open a writers workshop!

I know your name, your name is unemployed

Six more days and I'll be unemployed.

An unemployed alcoholic in England gets more money a week than someone working full time on minimum wage #SuckMyTitsBritain @frankieboyle

Unemployed and Mexican #Typical

@DONJAZZY don please, i really need ur help.i m an unemployed graduate and i want to start something this month.pls i need help 2 regidter

@tomayorules @_mspeace_ @theZIKA71:I knw nah..jobless somebody

@mz_emperor it's making me jobless!!!

Unemployment has never felt so good

LAST SHIFT AT HANNIES STARTS IN TEN MINUTES. Sorry. I'm really excited to be unemployed.

ok, I made my twitter public. if what they say about companies keeping an eye on your online presence is true, I should be unemployed soon.

@DntCallMeKenny last time I checked idl u, I here u dl me 2. So y would I fllw ur retarted poker TL? what real$ can jobless u put in?

Lemme get yu a job@eonome: mz_emperor it's making me jobless!!!

Last day in the rookie blue. #jobless #nomorestudentpatrol

#RejectedCookieFortunes How unemployed American pay for meal?

After my shift on friday I'll be unemployed for 4 days until I start my new job the following wednesday...4 days as a tramp

You're unemployed or making less but Obama gave himself & his fatcat cronies bonuses Did Obama sacrifice his $400,000.00 per year pay? #jobs

TRICE DONT LET THEM FOLKS WINGS OVERCOOK..... U GO BE AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE #IanLying

15% under/unemployment should not be the new normal and i dont want it to be so why reelect the man who thinks this is fine like i cant

Final confirmation that Osama is indeed dead: his name turned up on the voting rolls in Chicago and he is receiving unemployment.

You can have a masters and still be unemployed. Degrees only get you so far. It helps to have connections!

@arthuromeo @1kingpriest @cmosdriver lol my apologies. i used to think it didnt, but top economists say it stopped 11%+ unemployment

@King_CTG_22 @lady_pinkciroc @swallow_myishh naw I need to save my couple of dollars me being jobless & all

@Toreexx i'm bored and jobless

Having such a good time #unemployed

People on twitter always giving out jobs and they themselves are unemployed.

@timjacobwise That's an issue? Not the economy, unemployment, foreign relations, corruption, and excess regs? Otherize = Paranoia.

FACT: I was not allowed to draw unemployment b/c I was not actively looking for a job. Don't believe everything you hear in #Romney ad!

I'm in the unemployment line. Who wants to take care of me?

officially unemployed #bestfeeling

excited and thankful someplace is willing to give me a chance after being unemployed for almost 3 years!!!

@TheRealVaccines Please follow @battlefrontuk youth unemployment campaign, your support would be amazing,daughter loves you.

44% = Grade C in GCSE!! it was 60% in my day! Pupils haven’t changed so it must be due to the CRAP teachers! Unemployment with a grant!

Shop closed down today looooooool back to the unemployed

Tryiin to stay strong bt when ur away from who u love , college shot , unemployed , nothiin to call urs , loved ones locked up .. Like TF

Woman pregnant with her 9 kid fined ?80 for dropping fag can't afford school uniform,her unemployed partner is outraged! Your blood boiling?

Putting 4 dollars of gas in my car #jobless #broke

Look, @RepublicanRehab, at the black and hispanic unemployment numbers. @ObamaClown @BarackObama @clairecmc @jjauthor

@MinnisNutrition I wish, they aren't hiring, I'm unemployed like a bum! :(

I will be officially unemployed at this time next Saturday. I could kill myself. I'm hoping I get my job back! The waiting is gonna suck.

No longer unemployed :) #servergirl #Sudbury

@p2james @GingeRbiker82 well easier said than done, considering im unemployed atm :(

@MohanSurdhar yep I do my cousins the same! But I'm jobless at the moment /

Summer is almost over and I am still jobless....

The goons that attacked #miguna were hired jobless imbecile youth.where is freedom of expresion? @wanjikurevolt

excited #para #unemployed #Troon #Uni #ionas #aye #hashtag t.co/vcir7Jo2

#100thingsaboutme am unemployed +&& need a job -.-

@jay_ulfelder not a kenya expert, but local/party bosses hire unemployed youth to engage in violence prior to election. This is recurring.

I won't be doing things that I think are suggestive... Plus duct tape is expensive! Seriously, I'm unemployed.

Some any wastemen unemployed mugs whose mothers deserve better. That's harsh but they deserve it.

@johngthomas3 @jasonfebery Because the heartless bastard Republicans were willing to let unemployment benefits expire, if I recall rightly

Jobless pikin @omoharkin: @tormiiwar a big K for ur avi **evil grin**

@arthuromeo @TriciaNC1 @cmosdriver I go to that site all the time for example I know the real unemployment # is 15% not 8.3%

The U6 unemployment number and it's a good idea.

@OwenJones84 Graylings answer to getting the long term unemployed back to work: Tough love. Whatever that means

Congratulation @gennaav on your first day of being officially unemployed! :)

@CandiPanties317 yep. They gave me another position so I'm not jobless... Thank God

@dombracher @Coach_Smiler @david__mcneill Dont count your chickens !! remember i am now unemployed #timespentwisely

How you jobless and smoke everyday? Priorities all fucked up

#IWannaKnowWhy you so jobless ?

@satguy1963 @Glamazondiva20 @anteeme @DLoesch An With the experience & knowledge u have If not now, will become UNEMPLOYED FOREVER #p2

”The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga... ... But I'm still unemployed”

It's a great time to be in debt and basically unemployed while your exes pre-wedding pix just rolllllllll on in!!!

@motodev Why don't release any updates for Moto Defy, but update your jobless Motorola Device Manager from 2.2.26 to 2.2.28? #disappointed

I'm poor, jobless, not at school but you know what, I'm still going around with a smile on my face because I know things could be worse.

The way you say my name makes me feel like that nigga but I'm unemployed

Where's the sense in people putting on their facebooks works at... unemployed #thickcunts

@Alexx_CC let's see... you hate 95% of the female population and you're at an all girl school AND you're jobless...you need to come back :)

So some guy gets laid-off, grabs a .45, and shoots-up 34th Street. Now he's unemployed & DEAD. Just when u think things can't GET any worse.

#IWannaKnowWhy you think your mad cause your dating some1 that's so un educated and jobless

I love waking up at 1 on the weekends #unemployed (: