News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 22.08.12 Part 33

#unemployed. Living the good lifeee

So many Tweets about Uni timetables. Couple years time & you'll be joining the unemployed masses with fuck all to get out of bed for #bitter

I'm not getting paper =( cuz i'm unemployed

#DNCSlogans 8.3% unemployment? It's working!

been broke and unemployed for too dag on long... man I dipped way into to my savings but it's time for a change

@Jhon_E1 lol damn my timeline was or to update thought it was at noon, got nothing for ya then but of jobless fuckers

Bush had 4% unemployment in two terms and gas was 1.75 a gallon. Companies heard Obama would win and dumped 800,000 workers.

Real shit if you put yourself in a indemand field or.a field where you.make yourself of value you unemployment doesn't exist

Today we'll see US jobless claims data & new home sales figures for July as well as Eurozone consumer sentiment figures. #usbiz #euro

This time next week I will be unemployed.

@joswinson Applicants should be aware that this will only be until the next general election when Jo Swinson will become unemployed.

@eddievit forever jobless

@MesserBest But have seen a few who failed and are unemployed, can't get into college, & struggling financially.

Just told my mom I got a 'C' in my Media and she said 'ah people are looking for A/B' gr fuck off where's yours you unemployed dickhead

@BellaJayy_ haha yeah and we got some people being negative cuz they jobless..they need to stfu fr...I hate haters

#StephanieCutterFacts High unemployment helps the economy, because it lowers costs for employers, leading to lower unemployment.

Finally fixed my unemployment!! Fuckin finally holy balls..

A lot of people get a job and then start going on like they've made it in life and have the right to look down on people who are unemployed

@CLoprestiWFAN it's an act. There's a reason why he's on ESPN2 at 10AM only unemployed idiots watch him

@thinkprogress here's a good one NV gov lowered amt of food stamps when more ppl unemployed hungry which is why this states rights is crap

Along with the 'don't fear bad GCSE grades' tweets here's another: I got 9 good GCSEs, a degree & a post-grad & I'm unemployed. #AlanSugar

Unemployed, well depends on if you count how I can work it

some dumb asshole at work just had the nerve to tell me that if he fills out a time card this week, it'll 'mess up his unemployment.' #fail

Being unemployed makes me spend so much money ):

I am still unemployed so I think imma pimp @DaTeamComes1st @AThirstQuencher @doubledee2287 @TOTvsTASIE and @Back_2_Mie mention me for price

@MikeAiyeola come on now, that stat dont even make sense, is it over time? Well check the number of unemployed graduates

@hiramboyd @SKMetzger if he goes, Antonetti and Shapiro better be on the unemployment with him

@RocOutStunner jobless for 2weeks now. jobs calling but the money or hours no pay me. i need a celebrity rest like my old job.

not to mention the unemployment rate is at 8% for like 16 straight months #SeeYa

I ?O jobless like you pple nah for now @Blazyn_b: @i_am_wayner @Trizzy_shos chap chap u dey go

@KatrinaCampins: Excuses are like fingernails on a chalkboard to my ears... Agreed! #GossipGirl says #excuses are for the unemployed!

@ZAPtharwatAXEER @onny012 but also dont forget, some of these young men r frustrated with unemployment, poverty, & the low rates of marriage

“@etrotter29: @bbaron_25 here's an idea get in the civ and drive out here #unemployed #whywouldntya”no longer have my membership to the crew

- NoBody Gonna Be Complaining About Going Back To School . When Their JobLess , because they didnt Get The Proper Education ! #Noo Lieee .!

My unemployed friends always have the grandest fucking ideas. Can't afford to do shit, though.

@ERN_Malleyscrub Maybe Joyce shouldn't have knocked back that bonus. He'll need it as he joins the unemployment queue.

Yey I got a job (on national minimum wage) nevertheless no longer unemployed!

@ssssselenaaaaa unemployed niggas don't joke around about job openings. this is real lol

@KallanGillBBK the jumper probably costs more than you'll make in your entire unemployed life, then again that's not hard

@_WorthTheRisk_ @evalongoria what change? Unemployment? Housing market? Spending? Deficit reduction? Must've missed it.

@Laura_409 Ano same hahah. Im gonna be forever jobless. At least we can do foundation tier next year

POTUS lead reversal of US unemployment situation w/o full support of the incompetent Congress is IMPRESSIVE. #tcot

Obama can't be bothered discussing economy, unemployment, soldiers killed in Afghanistan, foreign policy, budget, likely depression.

@AtlantaFed @APPropst what assumptions underlie the unemployment rate projections in the SEP.

I'm just lucky I have a job. There are a lot out there who are either unemployed or underemployed. Just one of the reasons why I'm thankful!

Dreading the meeting tomorrow with work, going to be finished officially - no longer on unpaid leave but unemployed finished:(

i've begun referring to my car as home (because it is). #unemployed

@hhannah_ttaylor yayy for you ... and im still jobless :(

#StephanieCutterFacts there are so many jobs now available that people are paralyzed into unemployment by the glut of opportunities.

Limit extensions on unemployment.

@SmittytheYankee Yep Seth and Ashley would be in the Detroit unemployment line with everybody else

Had to pay my moms just to go to church. It's a hard life for a jobless girl.

I'm a jobless stay home aunt! bbboooo to life. I want to go back to skool but before that i want to travel to UK, Asia, and Africa!

Oh my! 7.40am dah.. Dah lambat!.. Eh, lupe.. I'm jobless now. Lol

“@SHannitysHair: #StephanieCutterFacts unemployment is 4.5% and gas is $1.95 like under Bush.” hahaha was prez until 2009 it was 8%+ & $3+

Welp that does it im pretty much the only one of niggas whos unemployed lol

Hungry jobless those who are struggling to make ends meet vets retired military you insult for patriotism will join me in voting against you

ok i give myself two months to find a new kickass job.. if i'm unemployed in Nov u can all laugh at me!

Tevin file for unemployment

@FeatherWolfGD @rightwingertoosorta like the Unemployed the Really unemployed & the We're so unemployed Obama considers us invisible!

@prettiiREDlips_ you off a whole week you pretty much unemployed lol you should get unemployment

it's official. I'm jobless after tomorrow. #priorities

“@andylevy: I hope Prince Harry doesn't lose his job :(” Ditto... Nobody that hot should be unemployed.

@BeingLarryDavid This is the most fun tweet site.Yeah, I did do that asshole thing. I'm unemployed. I don't care. I beez OK. I like my life.

How can you be unemployed out of school and refuse a job offer??

@pegasconsentido i teach english, and i'm unemployed at the moment, living in chillan, available

@LewPeet93 Is the joke perhaps that unemployment rates are currently high and vicars are only rarely made redundant?

@kjg95 haha booooomin! :) ive had this 3 day week a long time and im still jobless after a year :( haha #lazyshit

Unsure whether my mom was more upset to learn I'm unemployed or that I've been so for seven months and she only today found out.

Also, I won't go unemployed for 3+ years, and I won't guilt trip my children when I can't own up to my own failure. I will never be my mom.

@broseph_stalin @againsthoping its an evil business we set up that uses a cooperative model of profit sharing to help unemployed youth.

@torreymspears #StephanieCutterFacts The President can stop unemployment from rising any time he wants.

Obama's plan did work. Higher unemployment is a feature, not a bug. He aims to take us down a notch or two. We're a colonial power.

@RobGaudette more teachers being laid off, more cut backs to special ed., larger classes for sure? So teachers being unemployed is better?

One thing that I really enjoy is comments by republicans that are broke or unemployed.

I'm jobless and I spent the last of my money... I'm dying

@leebaNasfaH lol..yeah but ur 20! O_O..:) i need to work or i'll be the 40 yr old unemployed virgin(kinda..haha)

#StephanieCutterFacts 8.3 unemployment is better than 5.2

MUST SLEEP EARLY START MAKING PAPERS MUST SLEEP GOT TO WORK TOMORROW FUCK WORK DRINK TEA LAZY LIFE FOR ME UNEMPLOYED FOR EVA YOLO

Just a warning.. After Romney wins and the recovery starts unemployment will go up for a few as people reenter the job market. D's will crow

Too me I think I'm the most richest unemployed nigga thus far!

Bitches out here jobless homeless n carless n always tweetin abt fuckin.....priorities all FUCKED UP

Under G Bush unemployment average 5.3% and Obama 9.0%

@christy_imhoff nope I'm jobless right now...don't know if that's a happy or sad thing lol

Harm #Obama Has done in 4yrs: -53% Black Family NetWorth GONE, 22% Unemployment, Youth 40%, Black Male UNEM Historical High @MsTerryMcMillan

Jobless People

@HouseofGlib Damn, dude, not only are you wasting your unemployment, but you're also becoming some kind of emotions person? Hella lame.

“@ian305mia: Tevin file for unemployment” Ahahahaha & Already Did

@apocalypse_owl Hey I am gainfully unemployed and can therefore sleep as I please. But I remember the lack believe me.

I won't be unemployed next summer woohoo! #1000 #success

Can I complain about unemployment without spam twitter accounts popping up in my mentions?? Can I live my life without your shit, twitter?

I just want to go home. I'm over this place, I hope I get fired. #unemployment for a couple months sounds good (

Barney's tonight? Yeah sure why not #unemployed

@GreavesAVFC @Jelaverton like Rotterdam, one grey shithole of jobless people that are too stupid to wipe their ass,

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@mattjenx yeah mate, not too bad. only as busy as unemployment can make me haha. how about yourself?

@dahizza oh that's an awkward story I'm jobless lolz

@JonathanMrmack overwhelmed going through a divorce, jobless, taking care of 3 kids 24/7, broke, back stabbing friends, no time to breathe

Also, “Unemployed in Greenland” would make a great band name.