News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 22.08.12 Part 25

Being on vacation all this time makes me feel like I'm jobless, like many of u broke bitches!

i was unemployed for two days. #imfuckingawesome. #GOTTHEJOB. (:

@AddisonChaseN @Nats_R_x Ohhh be quiet you unemployed scum

@fake_as_pamelas i disliked my job and i'm unemployed, but i think i would rather be there than do nothing lol

When I say to my parents I want a piercing, I get a rant about how no employer will want me and I'll be unemployed forever

Add me on Xbox : A Jobless Punk

Come on two hours I wanna be unemployed again!!

I won't be able to get into a decent college or university then I probably will get a shit job or be unemployed. Oh fuck.

jobless and lacking education

@pingpong_purple I always catch up on good telly things when I am ill/short term unemployed. Sadly I’m neither at the moment.

When @BarackObama first took office there were 2.7 million long-term unemployed Americans. Today there are 5.4 million. #RomneyRyan2012

@dannyhowarth93 pahahahhaha have you heard yourself!? get a grip

@BethenyWileman @jollyjot @pixiwoos Could we trust jobless people to work in our mansion? I'd prefer trustworthy trained chefs tbh #StaySafe

@cj_drew #Tories hate sick, unemployed, students, people in social housing, rail users

I think i just realized ive been unemployed for three weeks. Also i love looking at pigeons. #probablyconnected #pigonfaces

unemployed in 2 weeks :/ @Parthh26 #SADTIMES

I hate when ppl say there about that life! When they are unemployed! Stop wasting you unemployment checks at the club lol!!!

Someone just handed in their social card and asked for the unemployed rate ticket Oh Ireland, never change.

Fuck my jobless, licenseless life! Next chapter please! Ahhhhh

well hello twitter, last time we chatted I was unemployed... BUT, I got the job.!(:

@myownpetard Which adds a certain extra poignancy to being called lazy for being jobless.

When I get jobless I tell people I'm an artist! An artist is an entrepreneur & an entrepreneur is not jobless!

Jobless person hatin get a life plss@iamsteefla: DickHead!@Sir_Flexalot01: A twat I guess. “@LazyWrita: And you @baerbz: Dis chelsea f

@TWEETORACLE y are u so jobless

@erik_henriksen @grady__ @melogna I hear on the bluray you can see all the the unemployed little people out behind the studio lot.

Me and @RyanTarplett signing on tomorrow #jobless

I am officially unemployed :) #Yesssss #ThankGod is it too late to enjoy my summer ?

Thinking about giving myself a haircut. #unemployed

@your_dreamgirl3 LMAOOO CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED

No longer jobless! Yaaay!

At home, being #jobless.

@smckane It doesn't matter if you're unemployed Only partially humanoid An octopoid whose mind's a void - surely that can't be beat?

jobless phoneless friendless, anything else to add to the list? pahhahaa

@Bennnwood i wish that were my office.. but i'm currently band-less and jobless.

i need to sleep the stress off, literally can not wait to be unemployed

I Feel bad for people who fight for are country then come back to are country & are jobless.

@maxetherton they don't really need me anymore, I am unemployed once again

My dad has been fucking mooching off me for money. I'm unemployed, FYI. God wtf.

@ViolentPacifism lol your right. But would rather be unemployed in college than work @ mcDonalds?

@dervishparker: yeah, well u've been unemployed for like 6 years so i guess it was time

31 million Americans unemployed most of whom can't afford medicine. Paying someone $31,485,714 to toss a ball through a hoop.

@lauul_x not if I'm still unemployed.. #skint #lifeisbetterfat xx

@adamjtyer I go there! just a little bit earlier on in the day so I get to see the benefit seekers and jobless.

trimmed my hedges today, vacuumed the entire house, went to the bank, networked, looked at jobs, and showered. now i'm bored. :/ #jobless

When you unemployed and have kids to take care of, you'll take what you can get @SCthickmiss 

@stefcutter 100K Obama jobs is really 10M jobs. Just ask the jobless #Dems #liberal #tlot #p2

What if the locally unemployed organized a not4profit that would directly benefit their community? A society doesn't have to be based on $$$

Bout to me unemployed for 8 months, after being employed for 3 years this shit gon feel weird

Unemployed for the first time since I was nine. Does not feel good. :(

Anyone have a number on how many Palestinians & Israeli-Arabs would become jobless, families destitute of #BDS actually succeeded? #Israel

@wxzdom unemployed in college, lols.

@Rileyy_69 you forgot to mention that it was for the wrong reasons you jobless skinny cunt

@Buke_94 fuck all i'm jobless :((

Heading to the bar with @frannycatibog to get some celebrations underway #DentalSchoolInterview #Unemployment #LetsDrink

@CohenCosby I miss the unemployed yet gainful Cohen

@Afweezy you gassed toooooo much on your cv.and u wonder why ur unemployed

Partly my fault once again “@NICOLEand_dimes: Jobless girls..come to glenside pizza, now hiring”

@ummi_i Are You That Jobless?

college is a crock of shit-unemployed graduate

@buspiperra @EsCachetona in Canada if you don't have a health plan ie unemployed, birth control is over $45 a month. should be free.

unemployed life is boring AF. tree mo days

Mf be talkn bout they broke n jobless, but they find a way to get a outfit n money for the club.

4more tweets to 5000 tweets wow means my rate of jobless nes here aint good at all

Meanwhile, in other news, #CBO says #fiscal #cliff would lead to 0.5% #GDP contraction and 9.1% #unemployment in 2013. #US #recession

@FourFourFM I always go for the unemployed option. Go to a team I know nothing about, grow to love them, then start following in real-life!

Opposing gay marriage will not keep you warm at night or give your unemployed/underemployed ass access to healthcare

@RebekahCrickley I've got my own now woop woop. Still jobless though :L

Love it, no pretence of creating a full-employment environment. '...it should be easier to let them go, to give the unemployed a chance.'

I am currently unemployed and I could not be happier O

@Nikkiprotheroe @gtowarianskyj all the bloody time! I need to do something that is free though :( #jobless

#ObamaSpellingBee Unemployed Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y F-A-M-I-L-Y T-I-M-E

So, this is what it's like to be unemployed.

love n hate being jobless

“@ViolentPacifism: @wxzdom unemployed in college, lols.” your pride tyrell lol

What y'all unemployed ass been doing today??? Nothing?? I should have known..

Over or under 2 picks until @KenTebow drafts Chad Johnson not knowing he's unemployed? #AllSlanderEverything league members respond only

This day 2 weeks time I'll be unemployed....for 5 days. #newjob

@bignick817 doing sort of the Same except I'm unemployed! Haha

Ahhh it feels good not to be unemployed anymore. A job is better than NO job.

I've been having bad dreams where I'm unemployed and living w/ my parents. What's worse is that it seems to be in my near future. #notcool

@claresrock your right better to have the service personnel unemployed along with the police officers on a lighter note Soon be xmas

@__The_Mood I'm not super cheap. It's hard out here for the unemployed! lol

@FourFourFM always start unemployed and build a dynasty!

My dream man is unemployed, 5'2 and has red hair, says nobody, ever.

@TheFive @DanaPerino @EricBolling @GregGutfeld Why do you sit there and joke with Juan & Bekal, Do you think 27MILLION unemployed is funny?

The best part about being unemployed is getting only 15-20 emails a day. But they all matter.

you're unemployed, you cant tell me shit #stillgetsanallowance

I agree with Ann, Sean. Im an unemployed teacher an yet Akin gets paid for @seanhannity moronic comments. How do I get that gig?

@RileyMcIlwain well it looks like you know how to regurgitate lib talking points, but how is that going to help the 23 million unemployed

@randygentile is this true because I am unemployed and could seriously use the cash.

@chandratweetie @nadineloueese I know Chand!!! I'm home alone and unemployed at the moment! We should road trip before back to school?!

when you stop thinking that you're too good to work any job....that's when your 20 year old jobless and unskilled self will get a job...

@1D_Craic english class: I found an unemployed hoe that gave me a blow WHAT

If the bosses knew what we do with the work trucks & golf carts... We'd be jobless homie

@edwardahanmisi_ r u just jobless

@Its_CandyHoes @prettygreen15 tell your unemployed ass mother to gtf up and work.

Is currently unemployed

Entering hour 3 of setting up a Plex server, all so I can watch Popular on a big TV. #unemployment

Peterborough and corby has least avalible jobs no wonder im unemployed i blame miss harrison

im full time unemployed. ive not got hours in the fucking day. #humantraffic