News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 22.08.12 Part 17

@OfficerMudkip I've no money #jobless sowwieee

@lelibertine Certainly! And if you must go to work tomorrow--well, if I were you I wouldn't bother [because I'm unemployed]... :)

In feb I had 12$ in my checking account Living with my parents Jobless Borderline alcoholic

Idk how you can ever go unemployed.. There is sooo much opportunity. Stop being lazy and make it happen.

@cmrdu I'd bet most. Recession left so many drowning in student debt and unemployed, then strangers accuse us of living beyond our means.

If being faithful was a job, some ppl would be jobless

Thank god! I was bouta go crazy being unemployed!

Unemployed life >>>>>>>>>>> #finally

Finna showa and start nothing to my day lol. #jobless #nolife #boredomatitsfinest #nofriends #foreveralone

Ppl claim they don't need their mom but they can't cook, clean, are unemployed & don't kno how to do shit by themselves. Who don't need who?

The only thing worse than being unemployed is being employed.

So am i the only person starting college off broke, jobless, and terrified? #anyone?

I need a new wardrobe. It sucks being unemployed and parents being so fucking cheap!!!!!

all my bros have jobs...im the only one unemployed -____-

This whole being unemployed thing is starting to get sickening. Can't even find me a part time gig anywhere

Everyone who's already left school is lucky. Unemployed for life

@PrimmValley is a Sponsor of #GOP's Mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh, who says unemployed should suffer more. #stoprush #boycottrush #endhatespeech

The Bidvest wits Coach will be Jobless in less than a month from today cc @SoccaClint @superjourno @Soccer_Laduma ,team is good though

Come On Romney!!! It Will Be So Great To See HELP WANTED Signs Again!!! #romney #economy #jobs #unemployment #enployment #ohio #florida

Im sure u dnt want to b jobless lol “@raging_gaga: @darkpearlzz cm tk mine plzzzz!!!! It sucks”

“@allisonettt: just quit sonic ” YAY WE ARE UNEMPLOYED TOGETHAAAA

S/o to the kid in the room behind me at Huntington who just asked his teacher thing if he was an unemployed teacher. #harsh

Being off for 6 days in a row makes me feel unemployed

I don't like being unemployed :(

Local Tesco full of the dregs of society. Despite being an unemployed waster it seems I remain an unreconstructed snob.

Ahh today.. Feel so #jobless haha XD #movietime..

If i was bored on my job i would so appreciate the jokes but im jobless #okbye

@eloise_ariss jobless forever

Please quit emailing me Escape to the Beach deals. Also, quit asking for Obama donations. Prez, I gave $10, that's all I've got. #unemployed

If this government wants to help protect children it could stop lowering their parents benefits after they have made them unemployed.

ODeeeeeeeeeeeee@I_Am_FreshBC: jobless frnd of mine walkin frm his auz to mine askin 4 biro @i_am_hanny..

Anorexia is for the unemployed.

(??? )@OGHIETWEE: Jobless u@Dae_jy: Jobless girls @mz_laruba: Nah @ all..dnt 4gt dt muvee I told yu to gt oo@OGHIETWEE: Is vat a movie?

damn my uncle just sold the bodega. #jobless lol

Since Barack Obama entered the White House, the number of long-term unemployed Americans has doubled from 2.7 million to 5.4 million

@BarackObama im a, college student, unemployed, with no healthcare. Romney really scares me. If he wins I may not be able to get my degree.

@Dr_Whatsun yup...

Or I could just go to Canada and be unemployed and happy then have no future here and want to throw myself into traffic.

@TheRealDebonair figadeal u cuzz lol i no u member those jobless days doe smh #bhappy

unemployment rate in US has been above 8% for 40 mos in a row & 42% of all unemployed Americans have been out of wrk for at least half a yr

im unemployed right now #haha

These jobless hoes whom worry bout the working bitches are the main ones living with somebody else say #imtryingetonmyfeet

@BarackObama You are a failed President. More blacks are unemployed than ever & record # of people on Welfare.High homeless #'s.You did it!

@WakaFlockaBSM even though i am currently unemployed i'll do my best to be there!!!

Hanging out, down the street The same old thing we did last week Not a thing to do But talk to you #jobless

@Truvez nope fuckers suspended me 4 2wks, day went back they let me go. #unemployed now #jobhunting

@AdrianneCurry @mc21701 BUT, to each his own. They chose to fuck up their lives & live in a permanent, jobless haze. Others have odd puff.

@abelmaldonado believes the fact we have nearly 5.9 million women who are unemployed is the real women's issues in this election

@reason313 damn, diddy has a history of that, remember #BadBoySouth

Unless your unemployed, financial struggle is NOT an income problem, it's a MANAGEMENT problem.

@Cunneen92 @Dmeaney92 I don't mind im jobless.

@ItsmeFareisha We certainly did. We were unemployed students where every penny counted. God bless Home Bargains!

@realDonaldTrump @BarackObama @MittRomney Unemployed and I really hate the government. Senate / congress need to take a pay cut or get fired

I jst dnt fancy ds wrk jor “@darkpearlzz: Im sure u dnt want to b jobless lol “@raging_ga: @darkpearlzz cm tk mine plzzzz!!!! It sucks””

I need help im financialy broken. 2 adults, 5 kids, and a ford exploder that only seats 5 thats falling apart. Unemployed for 2 years

am jobless and bored

@davidmills_ David I am a jobless college grad with literally no obligations (for now..) I will be there quicker than you can say spank my

@nijah_nelson1 nah always can be worse can be unemployed.. god is good

“@Fresh_P_Eritrea: @DizzyDG ja bless niggas aint jobless lol”---where is JA?!

But on a side note, in 2 weeks I'll be unemployed again =D hahaha

@gregdunaway sadly all my friends, bad picking on my part, are in tucson at u of a and jobless. Was gonna do a 4 game by myself tho

Being unemployed is stressful & boring #KeepThePositiveGoing

@shrishtea @megabored #ButtsIn Vetti is jobless.

@Young_Anime_God: Niggers don't wanna go out looking for jobs, they just wanna tweet says the jobless nigger tweeting.

how can a person sleep when his/her nation is empty hands (unemployed)

getting really sick of being unemployed and broke.

@DannyT0905 you'll get there lad lol im the unemployed of rugby players don't worry hah

Oh your an art major? So you're going to be unemployed the rest of your life?

Enjoying a day beer like an old unemployed creep with @EJGibbs522

@gbemi28. U can clean the house if u are jobless. O

18 and jobless.

It is amazing what Britain can no longer afford. In Norway, if you are made unemployed, you receive up to 65% of final salary for a year

@DavidJSong 20 % of americans unemployed real figures 100 million of working age not working what does it take to make understanding

i have a sad life im broke unemployed nigga i should be dead

tomorrow is the start to my new lifestyle, long time unemployed

A commission of enquiry on Khayelitsha vs Police. By the year-end there will be so many commissions that all jobless people will get jobs

When youre a jobless college grad, you walk right into a job: an indentured servant for your parents, and whoever needs odd jobs done.

@KenCarman shurmer knows he will be jobless soon. He's auditioning for future nfl job as towel toy so he sent haden to the showers

If sex was included in our C.V,s some of you would be C.E.Os and virgins would be jobless

I've gone two months being unemployed and I just snagged two jobs in an hour. I could not be happier right now.

So I was just turned down for a job because I quote Have the skills and experience, but you are unemployed. Kind of why I applied there?

I just punched a Jamaican for looking at me & saying JOBLESS! I feel bad now, though. Turns out he was just saying Jah Bless. #MyBad

Obama looking at dropping the work search requirement to stay on welfare. Millions of Americans will be permanently unemployed & dependent.

@KaanBest I don't even know how much I get but it must be decent since my mum's a single parent/unemployed

@JeffMarek @wyshynski You guys sound like my wife since I have been unemployed #MyLifeOnTheCouch #mvsw

@sathishnmech I don't have much idea da, I've been jobless for almost a year now. I'll enquire and let you know

Millions of American black/ white/Asians/Latinos are unemployed or underemployed & what's our Potus doing? Making beer/gardening/shoot hoop

Really shouldn't be shopping considering I'm unemployed .. #shoes #sales #sucker

Unemployed spendn money on college books..smh

I'm sure unemployed people get upset when they hear people complain about their jobs. Don't get us wrong we're grateful, just ready to go.

@purpleline I don't actually. You might not see a recession but the 2.5m unemployed do. The economy's contracting badly #newsnight

Like you bou 25 jobless on section8 ....theee fuck

I have no sympathy for people wands pens money on alcohol and partying and then complain about being broke and jobless. #getreal

I'm still jobless and can't seem to find shit :/

thats because they were unemployed for ages so they had time to make silly inventions like a radio pen or something and be rich

Oh wait I do that everyday #jobless

@machinegunkelly should hit me up with some tix to the urbana show at the canopy club. I wanna go but I'm unemployed and can't afford them

@Kyle_M_Butler thanks :)...but now I'm kinda jobless :/

@jaedia This is the 3rd job where I have been told flat out no because I am unemployed. It is pure insanity.

I wana be jobless. #hobostatus