News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 22.08.12 Part 15

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga But I'm still unemployed

Story in today's #FT on how companies are finding ways to tackle lack of qualified young workers: Left Behind: A Jobless Generation.

@jobless_enginer 10th march.

@BretBaier Human Body Chain of 25M Unemployed People Who Oppose Obama Begins Now! Vote #RomneyRyan2012 t.co/qJRxbgcg

The unemployment life was nice but i never been unemployed since 16, i felt lika bum not doin shit wit maself.Now i feel productive again

@nacia_lovelyhis no there legit just friends, but he's old, unemployed, and a little creepy.

Feels great to be unemployed #freetime

@AdamSessler Mr. Sessler since your unemployed have you ever considered starting a show on Youtube?

@KevinMarshall1 @Scc72B It's a shame however that there are still some career unemployed for no reason other than choice and proud of that!

@goal_intl is johan cruff unemployed?every time i hear abt him,its coz he insults RM staff.

Being jobless & broke

@rebelraising Woo! Send the good karma my unemployed way!

@peanutiis2flyy no I don't I'm jus unemployed (for the moment)

Woke up 5 hours ago and I'm still in bed #notproductive #lazylife #unemployed

Lmfao look at your unemployed ass trying to give advice to people 2 HS years below you. #Stoptalkingimmediately #ishouldsaytweeting

@JoeBiden More people are unemployed now than when you and @BarackObama took office in 2008. #liberaltranslated

If you're bored and are broke, unemployed, have kids, or just not educated, trust me if you try to think hard, you'll find something to do

@Ramezbshahin @LMAO_TWITPICS oh sucks for u lol.. At least u haven't been jobless the whole summer :(

Gym membership runs out on Friday. What am I gonna do with my shit unemployed life?

My mom keep having these crazy dreams about me...like I would ever run off with an unemployed man smh

So apparently Twitter thinks I'm jobless... Ummm, spammers... Do you know something that I don't?

If it had been an unemployed bloke the headline would be Benefits scrounger laughs as he squanders your tax cash in vile orgy #PrinceHarry

Cuz it's no way u should still be jobless after all the easy ass jobs I told u was hiring !

@Cranberry771 bro wtf check my feed someone saw im unemployed

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed...

What do unemployed ppl do everyday? This shit kinda sucks already

@omarsaleh_95 I WAS WORSE THAN JOBLESS CUZ I WAS JOBLESS AND SPENT MY LIFE TIME SAVINGS AND I'M IN DEBT OF A CUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS

I see my Twitter feed as a sitcom with an unemployed protagonist and a controlling metaphor that dissolves halfway through each episode.

Students in household of ?17grand and under receive bursaries of over 7grand. UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE GET EVERYTHING.

#ObamaSpellingBee CBO says allowing tax cuts to expire & raise taxes will SPELL 2 million more unemployed. Can u Spell R-E-C-E-S-S-I-O-N?

Ack!! #Jobs - This is ungood. #CBO projects that #unemployment will continuously rise through 2013, hitting at least 9.1% (U-3 Rate) …...

@georgehudson__ My sister got mostly A*s and she's unemployed.

No job but still got a bank account wit money. So therefore I'm not a broke bitch, just a jobless bitch

@RachaelW_Photo @julianmorency @HollyDollyMay seeing as I'm now unemployed.. I can attend, I know you were all worried.

@aYoFlywalker ..yes I am . My unemployed ass is bored . I hope your having fun on the Westside

@Clairetaylor91 i think he will soon be unemployed lol

@wernt420 unemployed? why? and yeah i'm still at that bootybuttcheek school..and now i work in the mall at hot topic!

Them ones when you walk into the job centre trueyd out and you're supposed to be jobless and broke lol

@OrianaMalony *rolls his eyes then looks to his phone* No, still thinks I'm unemployed after Afghan -SM

I'm unemployed! :)

Its well hard to get a job, someone help me out #jobless #lazy #bored

Where are all the jobless people my age getting money from??? Can I sign up??

LT Unemployed hasn't decreased in years. over 42.43

#ObamaSpellingBee CBO says expiring tax cuts rise in taxes will SPELL 2 million more unemployed. Can u Spell R-E-C-E-S-S-I-O-N?

“@CashManPan: Them ones when you walk into the job centre trueyd out and you're supposed to be jobless and broke lol” loooool

currently unemployed but #mysummerwasbetterthanyours still

@pauloelias Everyone is unemployed right now, but they still want to stimulate the economy!

@Gnicireland tell me about it, I'm dreading Xmas but looking forward to all the jobs available, my luck I'll still be jobless ha

@ishfaque lol. Yeah jobless. So gotta spend time somehow right? :P

Another long boring, jobless day!

Farmvilla Request on Twitter

Perfect...because I'm into jobless men. #wait?

I just added a photo of you on Twitter

@Rybone174 being unemployed @ 62 is not near as much fun when I was 25. I'll drop by soon to day hi

#ASongIKnowAllTheLyricsTo Sahara #Bohemia

@Jobless_Enginer yes, Production engineering

I hate charity adverts, I have no income, stop aiming your shit at me, the fuck am I meant to do to stop starvation, I'm unemployed bitch

Thanks heaven! After years of being jobless i'm finally a judge on Comedy Circus.

@Kopano_McLoviin Ghetto Translations: I'm a rapper = I'm currently unemployed. Hehe, I get you Kopz!!

Now jobless for the next 2 weeks before I start my new life travelling for 6 months. #emotional #exciting.

Unemployed and getting charged like 30 grand if I wanna go to Uni, go show your starvin' Marvins to some rich bitches in LA

@WilliamsRuto can u pliz champion for graduates who have loan with helb and are penalized 5000/month and jobless how can thet pay???????

S/O to Randy Wolf on his birthday turning 36 today, your gift? #unemployment

Who didn't do the jobless precalc assignment and wants to do it with me?

@townhallcom Human Body Chain of 25M Unemployed People Who Oppose Obama Begins Now! Vote #RomneyRyan2012

@BarackObama As an unemployed college prof, I think of my former student, Shamus Fatzinger, a DC photog, who photo'd you...& I'm unemployed!

Girls, not women, are stupid... Those naked pics you send is bout to get exposed. Some jobless person created a twitter exposing yall smh.

@Hightopdan I'd rather be jobless than work for a complete cunt

@Varneyco @LarrySabato Human Body Chain of 25M Unemployed People Who Oppose Obama Begins Now! Vote #RomneyRyan2012

Some people can like to be jobless...smh.#Idontneedyouropinion

I am just 3 people shy of 1000 twitter followers, also I am unemployed and looking.

It's easy to say you love performing when you are working, can you say the same thing when you're unemployed?

@lwangamwilu Not exporting - Portuguese unemployed fleeing to ex-colonies. Sonangol has lots of cash. Q: to what extent will tables turn?

@KAFosterSowell Isn't that coolest thing since sliced bread, or Joe Biden realizing he's a total clown? I love it--human chain of jobless!

never leave a hater unemployed I keep em workin!!!

@markdenholm do you think the chosen unemployed have no self respect ? No ambition in life is often due to lack of education in poor areas.

doesnt matter how hard i try for a job, summit ALWAYS gets in the way,there for i cant get one.think its fate that im surposed to be jobless

i just want to bake some brownies #mmmmmmm #unemployed

I am officially unemployed. #NoMark is now my new title.

Did you share your tax returns with the neighborhood... or just the IRS? Leave Mitt Alone. #romney #economy #jobs #unemployment

Wish I was friends with more 18 year olds who are unemployed

lifestyles of the poor and unemployed

#Greece: The 1.5 M unemployed will pay the new 150K public service pensioners. Voodoo economics from Harvard educated #Samaras!

I refuse to be unemployed this school year. But I refuse to waitress ever again, as well. Might be screwed.

#InJoeBidensMind --> The millions that are unemployed will get to be trained for the jobs of the future.

@williamconwell looks like same agent as Martinez that ssfc just signed, bengtson for NE. Unemployed currently.

We found work in a jobless place

@NatsterDotCom As opposed to Unemployed Girl Purples? :p

i am no officially unemployed again!! :(

Last day a work emorra n ats me a unemployed #student ahahah #brickinit

Though I dont agree with everything done, ive seen the democrats fight the most for the poor and homeless and unemployed.

@ArcadeErrorWin Oh, I haven't been unemployed, just... alternatively employed. Decided I didn't like the career change after all.

@Molnarian: I am officially unemployed. #NoMark is now my new title. Welcome to the world of a student

@sixthformpoet: I'm not unemployed, I'm a recovering workaholic.

@Hayleytweeting Last minute job interview tomorrow morning, been unemployed for two years now, v nervous, any tips? :) #needthisjob

@Talia4real lool. Jobless pple.. Dey good @ dat!! Fucken retards everywhere... SA mofuckers.

The upside is more time to surf. #unemployed

say what up to the new and unemployed Andrew Hughes!

@bearflavored just ended season 3. This whole catch up game to tv shows is fantabulous #unemployment