News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 22.08.12 Part 32

@tequkayla and I just passed patterson @thank_hevans

@bbbburnout @Warrrrning Oh, why do i always get bullied and ridiculed?! The unemployed 20-year-old said to his 13-year-old girlfriend.

@Charris_7 hahahahaa weirdos.. Totes don't want a job really unemployment is sickkk

OBAMA & REID: BY THE NUMBERS DEBT: $16 Trillion UNEMPLOYMENT: 8.3% $ taken from MEDICARE: $716 Billion DAYS without BUDGET: 1212 Days

@ZachLambertski when you wake up, if you haven't done this job for me, you will be unemployed.

QE-Addicted Markets Rally On Minutes, But Fed Will Focus On Jobs And Unemployment: The release of the FOMC minutes sparked a risk ass...

The reason ppl are unemployed today is because they aren't working lol (make that make sense) ~Florida Evans

4 more years of 8% unemployment?...No thanks!

@whpresscorps @JimPethokoukis During Reagan's 8 yrs, unemployment rate reached highs of 10.8% in 1982 & 10.4% in 1983, averaging 7.5%.

July was the third straight month the unemployment rate rose in South Mississippi.

Some ppl gettin brave putting dollar general as their employer...might as well put unemployed

Signing CVs #Unemployed #Raaaaa

We can't date if you're unemployed... nah that's not gon work.

The sister just got bumped from her job. She finds out tomorrow if she is officially unemployed.

Burning #incense to the #virginmary. Don't judge me, I'm at that point. #unemployment #desperation

Our youths are not jobless but lack usage of uncommon sense

@thatHAMisDUN @PaulRyanVP Except Obama promised to cut unemployment in half... Good try though.

Unemployment 12.7%in Racine WI and yet I see Romney/Ryan signs REALLY!

george costanza is bald short and unemployed yet still gets hot women this gives me hope

This girl,who lives at home with her mom and is unemployed, has been getting her cosmetology license for four years now. That's ridiculous.

CBO is always off...try about 11%+ unemployment and going higher later next year.

@glfitzpatrick he probably is still unemployed!

the italian jobless#filmcrisi

@BreakfastNews Whats the Gillard strategy for post peak mine construction to uptake thousands unemployed mine workers? #abcnews24

@tobyharnden With massive unemployment & looming econ cliff, should b a crime 2 win an election on lies about abortion/rape. Or embarrassing

@mgadalhaqq people with current unemployment rate and lack of proper income & inflation are struggling this idea can go along with the loan

Unemployed? Not If you count how I work it! #Babydaddy

#StephanieCutterFacts: Obama's support among disadvantaged satyrs and unemployed centaurs has risen 2,343% since 2008. BCE.

@MphoMimiNdaba:Stress of being unemployed !!

@sunshineejc The Titanic had less than 5% unemployment for 8 years before Captain Iceberg rammed this country into the jagged razors. #tcot

@Sarittaa77 @brianak22 I am unemployed starting Friday so I got allll the time in the world to rage and meet hot boys :)

, Thiss A Real Nigga Business

Hate facebook through the week, full of chavvy jobless cunts with status' like 'bingin, lv it' worst is our tax pays for that!

So... I'm jobless. Good

@DamnedestFellow i'd rather live here with my parents and be unemployed FOREVER

#StephanieCutterFacts high unemployment and low labor participation are good for country because of how good the recovery will feel.

#DNCSlogans Romney's tax returns caused high unemployment and a doubled deficit. Not Obama's policies.

this entire summer I was left jobless #shame

Gsce's aren't the end of the world, besides we can't do anything more, and anyway the worlds fucked and everyone's jobless

Way to excited for a month of unemployment #3

I swear iv seen all these true movies before years of bein unemployed

@duggyday my design company? Ha I wish! I'm jobless at the moment since finishing uni :( doing a placement though but no money involved.

@HarriboWhite no because coaching will do fuck all, kids can only do it during the holidays so how else you gonna earn some dough?? #jobless

#DNCSlogans Stop being unemployed, you racists!

#DNCSlogans We doubled unemployment in 4 years

I hate our government their decisions could potentially alter people's futures and they complain about mass unemployment

@TeriChristoph @StefCutter No, Obama spent trillions 2 outsource US #jobs in China, Mexico, Brazil & Russia. #gop #dem #tcot #unemployment

I feel like I've accomplished more in the past two weeks being unemployed than the last two months at my job! #unemploymentwin

@jeffindenim damn dude that's fucked up, get unemployment

@grimygoods I always wondered...I was kinda hoping that grimy was supporting you. What is your job? I'm an unemployed teacher. Lame!

I wonder if now that I'm done with my summer job I can get some unemployment checks from the government. I'm gonna guess not.

Mitt Romney said its too many Professional Unemployed People LOL...He said, He will End that. Won't get my vote ,but true

:( “@Unemployed_Alex: @tequkayla and I just passed patterson @thank_hevans

Mika txtd me earlier talking bout let's go on a lunch date. I told her ass Bitch I'm unemployed ???

NEW YORK CITY IS A PIGGY BANK FOR OBAMA SO WHY IS UNEMPLOYMENT SO HIGH HERE USELESS FOR THE WORKING PEOPLE.

@SuaveSpades I talk to the unemployment they giving me my guap

I'll probably be UNEMPLOYED by the end of the day... Ohhhhhhwelllllll

@weslowik *blush* I can't think why, Wally. I'm an otherwise-unemployed starving artist who owns almost nothing and is practically a hermit.

Deez hoes cant cook n dont clean, feel sorry for da nigga who Marry dey worthless jobless ass

2 Simple questions for @stefcutter: IF Obama created more jobs than Reagan, why is unemployment at 8.2+%? Why r more people on food stamps?

Entitlement: the right to guaranteed benefits under a government program, as Social Security or unemployment compensation, (1825)

@BarackObam said he’d get people good jobs. we’ve gone 42 months with unemployment over 8 percent, 23 million Americans out of work

Just realised I'm an unemployed uni student, take that society!

@tmims50 @smileyt22 @jerieblack ?........Unemployment rate was under 5% under Bush until dems took over congress in january 2007

@RCdeWinter @byeagle For a yr & a half when I was unemployed,I received ZERO help from unemployment or food assistance. Unemployed 3 1/2 yrs

The actual unemployment rate in #WilmDE is above 20% (incl. underemployed and discouraged). Are you surprised it's getting crazy violent?

@bbaron_25 here's an idea get in the civ and drive out here #unemployed #whywouldntya

What two unemployed girls do during a regular Wednesday. t.co/L61hC8kU

#NoteToMyEx - cheating on me with an ugly, unemployed 22 year old when we were dating at 15 is not classy. Grow up & get a grip.

#StephanieCutterFacts President Obama's 8% unemployment is better than Bush's 5% average.

On day 1 as President I will declare unemployment is at 3% because Faux News viewers are so stupid they'll believe it #ThingsRomneyMightSay

Between my family and my fiance this whole unemployed thing has been a nightmare. I need a minute to myself.

Why are people not giving a shit about these results. They are important to me, I don't want to be jobless now fuck off u arseholes

Tired of this place ! LA is looking real good right now # done with this hoe infested jobless backstabbing no future ass fucking state!

@Toby_osagie ur obvi jobless

@_charlottenberg hahahaha, this is fraud! Give me your dole money now im unemployed? #SharingIsCaring what u doin at uni u clever bitch?

I wasn't really nervous for my results, it is what it is (I'm unemployed)

Tryna put my jobless honors on.

I thinks it's messed up that to support @BarackObama you have to pay $20 for a yard sign! #jobless

Now that I'm so used to working I can't picture myself jobless ....

Finally you are out of my life completely. Lolll now youre #jobless

@ChristianM_96 dats wat I'm sayin, uni's looking lyk I wont be attending ?. Ain't nobody got tym fo dat. I refuse 2 b unemployed after 16 :|

Well I'm officially unemployed again!

Dear Council Leaders

Got my unemployed-just-finished-my-holidays-not-ready-to-return-to-work-and- planning-a-house-party hat on..

#StephanieCutterFacts When the Treasury is raped by $trillion deficits, it keeps unemployment below 6%.

Folkes quick to call somebody Childish .. BITCH you ain't grown foreal ! Still staying w ya moma AND jobless ? Tuh , you may be seated .

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm the one but I'm still unemployed , Cus your love ain't free

Rotten Tomatoes is the Yelp of movies. (It's for unemployed English majors.)

Many thanks to @FOX_CRICKET for broadcasting the u/19 World Cup. You have made an unemployed cricket nerd very happy.

@TConnelly123 mate don't knock it, any longer unemployed and we might see your svelte frame behind the fujitsu drive-thru

#StephanieCutterFacts unemployment is 4.5% and gas is $1.95 like under Bush.

l i do to , i will be back to that next month , i need some flip money lolRT @UPTMILF: @CohenCosby I miss the unemployed yet gainful Cohen

#DNCSlogans We love to see you unemployed.

@ochocinco can you collect unemployment since you were released by the dolphins?

A. the economy, high unemployment, under-employment, bias tax code, lack of jobs, poor job growth rate, killing of Americans abroad.

They're lowering the grades for English, soon they'll be moaning about another rise in youth unemployment.

#DNCSlogans 42 straight months of 8%+ unemployment? Hey look over there, a flying squirrel!

sayin you taking care of yours when you know damn well yo ass unemployed on welfare and the govt. Is forced to take care of your kids

#YouPeople need to realize that unemployment was circa 7.8% trending up to 10% and now is circa 8.3%, a difference of 0.50%. #tcot #p2