News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 22.08.12 Part 26

90% Of Tweepies Are So Jobless That All They Do Is Sit and Dream Up New Ways To Re-Invent Stupidity... I'm Seein Y'all .. (Y)

U know whos unemployed when u look at how many tweets some people have aha #holyshit #relax #takeabreak

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If you're a human, gerbil, robot, etc, whatever you do, do not bring up the faltering economy in front of your unemployed dad

@EliasMoosa No I was kidding. Unemployed only a day after sending my CV everywhere. Still in College. Life is going well actually. Sort of.

Nd u one of d 9o too! @saintcupid: 90% Of Tweepies Are So Jobless That All They Do Is Sit and Dream Up New Ways To Re-Invent Stupidity...

eased my way out of my last two shifts. officially unemployed for 9 days in 3 hours

And Kevin said- do u know how may girls are jobless or have to suck a dick for a job!

@dave_hamm76 Haha more or less! Think av still got it somewhere! Cd's were expensive in them days, and I think I was unemployed at the time.

Hustlers are never unemployed

Fox crying Media Biased is like @MittRomney crying he's unemployed - would be funny if so many people didn't believe it

Working at starbucks....i think the homeless and unemployed just chill here all day

Difference between people walking around outside during the day in LA vs NY: LA-unemployed actors in yoga clothes, NY-bath salt users

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To my followers who are nervous about exam results, whatever you get, it could be worse. You could be a jobless filmmaker like me.

@jodiontheweb @viniferareston If I was not unemployed, I would join you.

Irreverent like an unemployed vicar #maybemybestjokeofalltime

@SeanThomson5 sometimes being unemployed has its perks for once I'm not complaining

@FourFourFM Chuffed. started #FM jobless, took over at Rostock and just won my first match, albeit a friendly... onwards and upwards!

I love being unemployed. Except, you know, not making any money...

Well. I'm screwed. Can't file for any unemployment outside of IL until February. I get $73/week meanwhile. Welcome to jobless hell.

@GetBackHomeward @meginha I know, but I don't want to be unemployed. :(

Lol pls we aint that jobless

@ManjindaS that's what happens when ur #unemployed

#Unemployment is not inevitable . . . it is created by #management #Deming #lean #systemsthinking #leadership #HR #CEO

c/o @cecivalladares: If a guy tells you he's working on his music, it means hes unemployed. #CheckPlease

Literally gonna be so broke next year #unemployment #tragic

@PerezHilton gay, a fag, an asshole, jobless, a little man-bitch, a dickhead, A JEALOUS LITTLE SHOWER OF CUNTS.

@labourpress @TelePolitics idiot we have hundreds of derelict allotments the young unemployed should be working on city projects growing

Too jobless i did thiss t.co/UadbMhUB

@dino_melaye Note, this amount will not be d highest, more will still be taken with more jobless boys showin up as militants. Settlement!

@Betches stop being an inconsiderate bitch and stop hating on Zayn and it's funny that your this jobless to be sitting there hating on Zayn.

Pple dat quote, retweet and sub tweets of yestaday,u r very jobless,u knw?

Currently unemployed #fuckyes

@feyiman * unemployed forming like say he get work tomorrow ...lol

When you're tired of your job, think of the jobless, the handicapped and those who wish they had yours. #thankfulthursday #positvevibe

@DoronSalomon How does it work, Can he still stay at United or is his jobless and United get 6 million from where he ends up ?

Now officially unemployed... I hate it already #nomoremoneyz

@deanlemon that's what they said to me in 2004 and still a jobless unhappy failure

For all you unemployed students out there, the job fair is Friday at VKC. If you need a job (or second one) make sure you go check it out!

Work called and told me they didn't need me for the 2.5 hour shift that was the only shift they scheduled me for this week. #jobless?

@kellyeubank My manager doesn't think so... #unemployed

Right now I'm full of gin. This time tomorrow I'll be unemployed, and hopefully, full of fucking gin.

I kinda want to be jobless #imahorribleperson

Yaaaaaaay mommy got a job! Praise God. After almost a year or being unemployed!

@panerabread Corporate backer of #GOP Mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh who tells unemployed they must suffer more. Gross! #stoprush

The way you say my name, makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed.

@CymbalH i cant im lazy and unemployed

cant believe i lost my work study wtf.... im jobless... no $$$ :( omggggg

Coming up with endings to a text if you don't sub you will be ...disowned ...banished ...cutoff ...jobless forever ...homeless

But some peeps are jobless oo, pullin stupid stunts on here

My husband and I are officially unemployed! Rough times here we come.

@conniebell50 same! Gunna take the piss queueing though cos it'll be packed! Since when was you jobless?

What sort of wicked parent seizes on a summer holiday? Is my mom this jobless -.-

Acting like a spoilt child in a working environment will get you no where. Sulking does not impress anyone... #Unemployed #fool

When you are unemployed, your circadian cycle goes for a toss! Awake at 3am doing absolutely nothing!

@Ib_manuel @milszlopez29 birds of d same feather....a very jobless feather at that (??? )

She's crying because she's unemployed now #lauren #towie

#DNCSlogans Remember what happened to the US when Republicans were in charge. #terror #wars #recession #Katrina #outsourcing #unemployment

Unemployed people are so lucky they don't have to dread tomorrow #PeopleWatchingInStarbucks

@Alan_WhiteJr I wishhhhh :(, I am unemployed and not happy!, are you working away?, happy to help

@lauraneary11 SEE!!! I rathered you when you were unemployed!

@EveHendryx good thanks 'she was right pretty she was' ps did I tell you I'm a unemployed modal now ?

drop out,wont go to school,play 2k, weed head,sleep all day,jobless. GET OFF YO ASS GET A JOB,TAKE CARE OF YO SON,GET A EDUCATION DUMB ASS

@erriikaahh yo telling me this whole time yo cripple ass been unemployed and you aint once made me a sandwich?!

Jobless + wicked souls plenty for dis twitter.

First day of being unemployed: lazy bum status...still in bed

My taxi driver would rather young people be drug dealing than be unemployed. Interesting man.

I REFUSE to BUST MY BUTT *bunch of OT, bunch of jobs* to live a mediocre life...I can live that UNEMPLOYED

The thought of being unemployed scares me but so does having two jobs I don't like #help !!!!

Officially unemployed & it feels so good!

being unemployed means staying in all week and turning down offers to meals shopping festivals holidays and partys, basically i have NO LIFE

@lukejacobz Noooo - what are you doing?? Got a gig for me? I’m officially unemployed as of next Friday!

Hmm.. juss jobless tonight! T.v us occupied laptops spoilt juss me and my phone...sighs

well looks like im going to be jobless for awhile /:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I am so unemployed after next week. #fuck

I need a job! #unemployed :(

?@Mz_Billz: Jobless + wicked souls plenty for dis twitter.

Can't wait to be unemployed again

@Clurbur85 @jamiesmiff when you are unemployed you are drawn to do daft things like that to pass the time!!

@JodieAlysia But then you will be jobless? why both?

@Kilpatington i know i know i know, but i'm unemployed now and the college gym looks decent enough for me to use for now

Must suck to be 25 and still unemployed doing prerequisites living off of daddys and the governments money

@Mz_Billz: Jobless + wicked souls plenty for dis twitter.

Like trying to fucking squeeze blood from a rock.

One in six 18-24 year olds are unemployed, or not in education or training. In other news, posh bloke shows his arse. #bread #circuses

@ericthebaker lol bruh i been unemployed for a minute

@Sacerdotus @SyLazovik @MsGrumpy @RosaRubicondior Unemployed? Ever heard of other countries? with different times? #dolt

Free yoga in the park and sun tanning are a wonderful hang over cure! #unemployment #sorryimnotsorry

B4 @mskelseyscott landed a role in #SteveMcQueens #12YearsASlave she was in my #film about the suckiness of #unemployment...

would love to see some people 10yrs from now...probably jobless, going nowhere in life, and sitting at a bar 4-5 outta 7 days a week #losers

I'd be pissed too if I was jobless and sat on twitter all day

12 Years Of GOP & Their Numerous Fillibusters 2 Block American Jobs Act, Help 2 L-T Unemployed, Help 2 PPL Foreclosed On! End GOP 2012!

12 Years Of GOP & Their Numerous Fillibusters 2 Block American Jobs Act, Help 2 L-T Unemployed, Help 2 PPL Foreclosed On! End GOP 2012!!

Libtards on twitter got nothing to do. Must be unemployed.

@Mrs_MotorMouth ah thats good :) Me, unemployed again, unfort. But sure things will pick up again

12 Years Of GOP & Their Numerous Fillibusters 2 Block American Jobs Act, Help 2 L-T Unemployed, Help 2 PPL Foreclosed On! End GOP 2012!!!

I miss being jobless and being able to party it up during the week.. #GrannyLife

Dont see how people complain about not being able to get a job, i have never been unemployed since i was 13, get off your lazy asses people