News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 22.08.12 Part 12

@KeithOlbermann Someone with a fivehead shouldn't be criticizing anyone's appearance. Unemployed Goober!

@Lisi_Babyyy I'm working on it, I'm kinda jobless at the moment, and I don't wana ask holly or my dad right now, I'll explain later

Since I'm single AND unemployed, I'm going to kill two birds with one stone and sell myself on eBay to the highest bidder. Buy it now ?9.99.

Jobless??? I've been out of school 2 months and you have been out what a year and 2 months still livin at home and have no intentions leavin

Sunbathing in cyprus is the perfect unemployed life lool #fuckwork when you got 40degrees of su shine beeming on you

Jobless bitch.

@FollowWHOiTELLu Get an AK47 buy one rocket launcher, recruit 40 jobless youths and meet Shell...or FGN

The fact that I was jobless for a week and now have a new job shows its not that hard to get a job.

Fellas: If you tweet about smoking weed all day I have to assume you're jobless and sucking a peen for weed!

Got my gamer tag back! Add me everyone! A Jobless Punk.

I HATE THE #UNEMPLOYMENT LIFE!

If you're moving back to UConn and unemployed, you might totally definitely want a job with us

Apart from his English and gift of gab, it's really strange when we take someone as jobless as Suhel Seth seriously.

@Hollyberryboo being unemployed doesn't necessarily mean they are lazy

@DoubleJayAlum That makes it better? Please tell that to our third-tier law school & at best 6.5% unemployed grads (prob. closer to 8.5%)

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@Twonboiiii Wow thats mad good, & goodlooks bro i hope i get it too i've been unemployed for over 6 months now.

Females be dating these lazy,broke, unemployed niggaz and cook for dem, I work full time and can't get a damn hot pocket from they ass!

@amywutke nice! #unemployed

@jobless_enginer i wanna be on the cover of forbes magzine

@Qurat_ul_ainn so u reside at isloo ... And u r jobless ????

@charmzilla you would've been jobless. eating your sorrows away.

I am unemployed. Oh my God does that scare me

@evieswagston haha I love doing that when I'm jobless

Let's assess...status: single and unemployed #caseofthewednesdays :-(

@metrotoronto It all makes sense when you note he's unemployed and single.

@LetzTakeAShot So u saying only unemployed women have fat asses? Lmaooo

@rawdogsrevenge lol if I have to be unemployed so should you :P

I don't understand how dudes b having like 60K tweets. Like nigger u gotta have something else to do bro. U that jobless?

Loss of market and resulting #unemployment, are not foreordained. They are not inevitable. They are man-made #Deming #management #Stoos

@jobless_enginer bro u too like @bruomars

@unemployed_alex I'm living through you vicariously. you can do the same to me my first day back. mmk pumpkin? :)

I feel jobless but I have a job lol

@CraZieB3autiful live this jobless life no more, i love atl !!

@n_carr4 your unemployed smd

What is your biggest struggle in finding a new job? #Military #Retired #Moms #Unemployed

@mxyzptlk1 Heh I'm pretty jobless right now. :D

It really annoys me when I see someone that is clearly unemployed getting new things like a TV when I can barely afford lunch... #bitter

@_ChristieAllDay I expected no different from an unemployed 20 year old girl from the Third Kingdom.

Nor nor I'm not trying to get a job , waiting with my good friend Daniel , because he is unemployed . Poor boy

@Sam_Crichton why do I always become jobless?!

Only fear is last assessment day I went on cost me ?200 and ended in me still jobless.

@PrinceofBmore83 @JoeyJanko Don't hate Nike and Lebron...hate the 5,000 unemployed people waiting in line to spend $300 on sneakers.

@Ramiz786Raza Smiling Next to opera and the Queen...

@Ramiz786Raza yeah i like @bruomars

@alyzaphilip kan.. But at this broke point for all of us yg unemployed how ler :p

I Can Honestly Say I Hate Being UnEmployed!!!!

You gotta love an unemployed man that yells and criticizes his wife who has a job and supports the family #deadbeat #loser

Anxiety and deterioration of myself how much is tiresome to be jobless come you money you spend

@andy_fong96 Ah excellent! it's a good job miss smiles is retiring otherwise she'd probably become unemployed after tomorrow

@MarciaLDyson @paulkrugman @alexwagner U are describing Fl. Many very rich and many very poor.Scott has war on the poor and unemployed

What do unemployed people do all day? So bored I'm sweeping the floor even though I hoovered last nite!

Going to start calling our cat, Unemployed. t.co/VlaXZnxa

@jobless_enginer Mere brithday wale din usne meko reply bhi diya tha chk my fav. list

That's living up a nightmare @FlipDeeper: Single, Unemployed and Broke. No man ever wants to be in that situation.

Brewers pitcher Randy Wolf is 36 today, and unemployed...Good start...now lets work on the rest of the Brewer bullpen...

one my gf's friends described my future as enlightened unemployed. i think its p accurate?

@PrettyliLLinds nope, still unemployed

@omari26mkhize well most SA coaches are desperate and jobless

S/o to all of the ppl who are unemployed but still grinding 4 that job.Pray&Productivity will help u Persevere.Trust me:I know Mornin yall

July 3333 payroll employment rises (+163,000)

I wanna blog bitch. I wanna become famous and lux and swag and watever shit bitch #nuffnang #YOLO #unemployment

@Kayden_24 yeah I couldn't take it anymore haha so now in jobless

@magic_treehouse @jaffacakelust Tis tempting. Would cost me about ?60 though and I'm unemployed at the mo. Hope I'll have future chance.

Ull catch the laziest stagnant mug on twitter complaining about how much someone else tweets. Yet they unemployed tho. Smh

officially unemployed!

It's funny to me how you said he is #jobless and #notgoingtoschool when those are exactly the things you are

@AndyPlarkou I am! Lynne is going mad. Hope I see ya but if not we still have a week :) and obv I will still be unemployed

@boltonathome for all those unemployed who have the afternoon off

Billion (Egypt, Yemen and Lebanon) and unemployed people and incentive there where justice o kingdoms. ..?

@TATTED_ARIES23 lmao I miss your fat ass what you been up to. I see your still jobless

Too. Many. People.

A relationship is like a job..When you slack off, you get fired, & someone else get's promoted. That's why a lot of people are unemployed..

Day one of being unemployed. What did I do? Wash my hair. I feel accomplished anyway, whaaaatever

Job hunt meh! #hatefollowupcalls #jobless #sad

@NateRyan22 @Tjbeebe93 @Errrrcccaa @JoeMrozinski I will fight for this, considering im jobless.

@blondeVAbelle goodness! i need to come raid your closet obviously! :) i'm currently jobless so i'll probably just buy one other dress!

That's it, that's all. Done with the city! Hello unemployed student life!

Jobless =no fun I dnt see how n.ggas sit round all day not doin sh.t

@emilyBOOMBOOM girl man. I miss those when I was unemployed

Human Body Chain of 25M Unemployed People Who Oppose Obama Begins Now! Vote #RomneyRyan2012 t.co/qJRxbgcg

New STDS in town called FEELINGS,BROKE,UNEMPLOYED......don't catch it oh :|

this gurl is jobless

Today is for the retired and unemployed #LF

Jobless again #sigh

@kiwi56 lol no i don't! being jobless is doing my head in! :(

When you are jobless to do is the time when you feel like I would do anything for money. But then, my senses hit me.

that shit is gon leave me jobless and homeless, smh

Great! @USAHipster Human Body Chain of 25M Unemployed People Who Oppose Obama Begins Now! Vote #RomneyRyan2012 t.co/c8eSE8GO

@Roxannesucks #itpaysthebills at least I'm not #jobless

Yes, the ones who still have jobs left, are doing the work of all their unemployed comrades. @WestleyBayas @Kerry_Deaton @Obama2012

@OpTic_STaRDuST THAT'S OKAY MY BROTHER WORKS AT MCDONALD'S TOO. AT LEAST YOU'RE MAKING MONEY UNLIKE YOUR UNEMPLOYED MOTHER.

Looking forward to being unemployed

These unemployed hoes be actin up and y'all niggas funding them!

@Jobless_Enginer forever alone :(

So far week 2 of bein unemployed is boring. I blame the weather too. Last week, the sun was out, this week gray clouds. I lounge @ home.

@USAHipster: Human Body Chain of 25M Unemployed People Who Oppose Obama Begins Now! Vote #RomneyRyan2012 t.co/YFokvN3K

What's the status on all the unemployed strippers from Mikes?! I've been asleep for a few days.

'making food' is one of my goals for the day #Unemployed

@AppleLW still jobless ka lol cant wait for bb alive tour! are u coming back to see ka?