News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.08.12 Part 9

#ReasonsThatISmile - Knowing that on Nov 7th, Obama's 38 Czars (ie: campaign donors) will add 2 unemployment #'s.

Good Morning to all unemployed ppl collecting unemployment my tax dollars goes to you glad I can help!

@FT_WGYubin YW eooon xD I also made some cdr art in jobless time xD *hi5*

California employers add 25,200 jobs in July

Forever watching the same drugged up jobless bastards walk past my house again and again and again

S/o to my step dad for being dead beat, jobless, pothead, alcoholic, that manages to ruin any and everything * claps hands* good job sir.

@FngConservative @StargazerBlake @MittRomney What better way to get the economy and unemployment down than by starting a new industry?

way to go #California. state added 25,200 jobs in July with unemployment unchanged at 10.7%. July 12th straight month of job gains -LAT

Hey, one of you jobless ppl find me the link for #TruthorTruth thanks

Their unemployment rate is 6.6%

@ryanseacrest I would like an easier life for me and my family. Like PO history..I would love unemployment to be history 2. I wash cars too.

@robmarcianoCNN @jakewhittenberg @CNN @acereporter killin it at a fire that's burning down homes, next remote, unemployment line. dumbass

@cjrose08 @Krissy_Dee don't do it Cj send her to the unemployment office lol

@Mr_UI @naijaloni lmao. I agree. I'm jobless starting at 5pm. So it can only get worse ...

@Swamy39 With 2G/3G/4G Govt can earn revenue, unemployment problem can be solved, everyone is JOURNO with smartphones,no need for #Paidmedia

@CraigWestover @ProgressPundit unemployment, education, debt... Helmets are a fun parlor game though

With 2G/3G/4G Govt can earn revenue, unemployment problem can be solved, everyone is JOURNO with smartphones,no need for #Paidmedia

#DoingFine - Nevada unemployment rate jumps to 12%

“@KhathuMphumbude: @alechogg I so wish the Lonmin share price take a dive, permanently!” And create permanent unemployment?

N.J. Jobless rate highest in 35 years smh we living rough!

After nitong long weekend na to #jobless padin ako! Ha ha ha ha #LONGVACATION

I don't understand how so many teenagers end up jobless over and over again..

PRAYER CIRCLE THAT MY UNEMPLOYMENT STARTS COMING IN BEFORE NEXT FRIDAY.... #thisismylife #thesearemychoices

Well that’s it then for the first time I am jobless, feel like an emotional wreck where’s the drink!

Florida's unemployment rate is up to 8.8%

@BayFromVa hahahhaha u a funny nigga,, I seen him da otha night when martin was tryn 2 get a job at da unemployment office

@leahfbabyx3 exactly people bust their ass at work while others on unemployment sit home and do nothing a get paid.if you can work then work

For u jobless niggas!

it is only jobless pple who luk 4 faults in odas @jimiykeofficial ur gud 2 go

@ericbuchegger I have just over 2 weeks in Australia. Couldn't get the time off work, thus why I am jobless soon.

@DeRushaJ @ProgressPundit My point is unemployment, education and debt problems stem from the same attitude a a policy for bike helmets

@JodiStephens #DoingFine - Nevada unemployment rate jumps to 12% now THIS is what #Obama built. Thanks Mr useless.

@edhaskl Yikes. Just googled it. Found 41 months of 8% Unemployment, 1.5% GDP growth, 26 million out of work, $716B Medicare cuts #mitt2012

Jerry Springer better than Maury . Why ? Cause they be saying the most Dumbest stuff like bitch I do take care of my child on unemployment

I need a fucking job this Unemployment shit is getting real corny

So I cure my unemployment boredom by going out and spending money. Logic must prevail here somewhere...

@ginger_analyst Are we still talking about structural unemployment?

Fresh news of violence from Lucknow pouring in. This is getting more and more inciting to all who are jobless and mindless.

Beason: And unemployment has gone down in Alabama since implementing HB56.

@washingtonpost #Obama WILLdo&Say whatever he can 2CHANGE ~Focus of the MEDIA away from 42STRAIGHT MONTHS of UNEMPLOYMENT#s& #Fast&Furious

I can't find any federal stats on suicide rates beyond 2009, I think its up like unemployment but kept quiet.

To happy I got my letter for my unemployment

@WLD01 @Ron_Christie Mr, Davis, what have the Dems done to help Blacks? Highest Unemployment numbers in the last 60 years? MostFood Stamps?

Of course I am the one people ask money from. #unemployed

“@wral: NC jobless rate worsens to 9.6 percent in July @sbeckwral SEE!! Do you want fries with that? How about a copy of my resume too

Beginning 24 series. Might as well get it out the way while I'm job hunting and jobless!

@johnb78 It is, of course, more complicated than that

Kobach: Unemployment dropped in Alabama at triple the rate of the national average.

@Kroy_Wendy we found positive correlations between unemployment and relative spending on personal care/cosmetics products

So, NJ unemployment is the highest since 1977. Will @GovChristie take responsibility? Or do we blame Obamacare/teachersunions/illegals?

@saperstein15 Tell me about it. Might have to make it my going away gift to myself. Then again, unemployment it's in my foreseeable future.

@UShutYourFace Loool I Hear That.. Same With Me And I'm Jobless

Haiya, so now ur a jobless graduate? @Sallyfab: @imaasai just malizad, Kenya institute of mass communication.

Gah I'm so jobless ):

In July, California added more jobs than any other state with 25,200. State unemployment rate, however, remains unchanged at 10.7 percent.

Payday loan companies are absolute scum of the earth, getting jobless people into debt ... advertising through the day during Jeremy Kyle

Mayor Vincent Gray: D.C. Unemployment Stands At 8.9 Percent: WASHINGTON -- District of Columbia Mayor Vincent Gray delivered some goo...

@KhaledHijab currently unemployed, living the housewifery lifestyle. Haha... Inta weinak??

I'm not tryna be unemployed this fall

@4theLuvOfAlicia the braids are everywhere. Return of the unemployed house braider

@Terenceab3 if I had a job I would be there!!! But I'm unemployed lol

Stay tuned - The latest unemployment figures (July 2012) will be posted today.

#Florida #Unemployment is on the rise again coming in at an 8.8%. #WeNeedJobs across the country #election2012

@CaptainWatchdog BTW, according to the same Texas Workforce Commission report, Midland has the lowest unemployment in Texas. Odessa second.

Feeling rly jobless

@AshTordiffe I do like that he is worried about losing his job due to his disability. Very realistic. 70% unemployment rate for blind ppl

#ff @Amandabzwl otherwise the umpa lumpas are going to be unemployed!

@tricityvogue you could do a list song of things to do when you're unemployed that are fun. though that's a bit obvious....

@psamp I'm all, But the unemployment rate is lower than the national average here and Google, Intel, and Microsoft built offices in town.

@BarackObama 5+trillion natl debt 8 to 14% unemployment & u r worried abt tax returns? Let the IRS worry abt taxes & get u'r eye on the ball

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga even tho I'm unemployed

@J_Moyer u know u qualify for unemployment right?

@CaptainWatchdog What's crazy is that Midland/Odessa unemployment rate is roughly half the national average. Yet Obama wages war on oil/gas.

NWI jobless rates: LaPorte, 9.8%

Yesterday they stressed the fact that they urge students not to work cause the program is that rigorous ...if only I can get unemployment

“@Maccagnano31: Drug test and hearing test in the same day. Only when you work for the city of Murfreesboro” I hope they pay unemployment.

WOW NC unemployment rate is up at 9.6% this month i guess i should'nt be so surprized

@ashwagg editor of @Cosmopolitan just said 'more puffier' and 'super tanner' on @Todayshow & I don't have a job? #unemployed #overeducated

A lot of people are applying for jobs, but it turns out they are on unemployment and not LOOKING for work. They HAVE to apply for benefits!

@cthagod a fool . . @ochocinco #donkeyoftheyear #unemployed #mostexpensiveheadbutt >>>

Back to the world of unemployment #weeeeee

Utah's unemployment rate in July remains at 6.0 percent, same as for the past four months. Has our growth stalled?

Always same jobless bastards outside the same pub everyday when I finish work.

@arctic_lizard I'm sure you'll find something when you're least expecting it. Though as a jobless man, I'm probably the last person to ask!

NC and SC each had 9.6% unemployment rates in July, acc to the Labor Dept. Only 4 states had higher. #NCPOL #NCGOV

@TACJ unemployment with no money, sure. I'd be utterly delighted to be unemployed with a million in the bank.

.@movinmeat As for my own 401K, is no more. :-( After 2007 econ.crash, lost nearly 2/3 its value. Used the rest to pay bills when unemployed

Jobless Jon will be no more. The world of employment here I come!

Hope my big sis @lane_rout can land a job on my bday!!! #unemployed #beproductiveforonce #loveyou

@Messina2012 gas prices are climbing, unemployment as well, & you expect people to buy that and I say this as some1 that voted for him in 08

DC's unemployment rate in July dropped from 9.1 to 8.9% - lowest rate in 3.4 years. 13,000 jobs added in July. #FORWARD #VoteElection2012

All doz my jobless frndz dt did dt crappy 'contact check' today, WAKA *1500

@FLGovScott Can I get a comment from you on today's unemployment report? What was your reaction to the numbers? Thanks.

#JustLikePaulRyan I love Rage Against the Machine! Especially if by machine you mean women, the poor, unemployed, unions and seniors! #p2

romney says he's unemployed yet he pays 13% income taxes on investment income. How many jobs has the 1/4B$$, 13% payer tax payer created?

Every morning I get on here Mally is on he must be unemployed

Obama sure is doing a great job! @SSSTruth 22% Unemployment for blacks! @lovelyladypa @MittRomney Hope & Change! #obama2012 #tcot #p2

Think unemployment is bad? Looking for a job? Obama just spat in your face over a million times—via new work waivers for illegal aliens.

The unemployment rate in Pittsburgh is lower than the national average.

Cool Beans (-: Nasty Jobless Unwashed Hacksters Anyway Welcome Back @conjn19 @electriccowboy @capt_crackbarry @lovusa4 @politixfireball