News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.08.12 Part 32

@dirkhens cool, being unemployed right now means I have some time on my hands

I CAN'T WAIT TIL I CAN FEEL.THAT HAPPINESS NBS...UNEMPLOYED IS STRESSFUL!!

Show is tonight at Canopy Club. $5, 18+. Megan Johns & The Unemployed Architects to open, we're on at midnight. Hope to see you there!

@jveriles @jameshaning is that so? Well tell me how many unemployed broke people with bad credit are going out to hire people for jobs ?

my unemployment is not good for the amount of clothes + shoes i want

@alex_gwyther exactly...im doing a pretty good job of being unemployed #proudofmyself lol YES we defo can :D

#California's unemployment rate holding steady at 10.7%.

@Eusebius We must be sympathetic. In a global economy though isn't it a trade-off between competitiveness and unemployment? #globalissue

Being unemployed is childish.

Jane Norton: Unemployment for women is up from 7% to 8.1% under Obama. No wonder he wants to talk abt Planned Parenthood! #COpolitics

@oldmonkMGM also unemployed homeless immigrant

I've been unemployed for 24 hours now and I HATE IT SO MUCH

Why is there always one jobless idiot on facebook that has to ruin your tv show for you!! No offence to other job less people. Just this one

@kellchicken99 what a feeling. Last shift at work, shaved n haircut, Miami in 2 days, and 5 weeks of unemployment :) #feelgoodfridays

shocking stat from panel on Af-Am unemployment. of 8th graders in Detroit, 3% can read at 8th grade level, or about 120 kids in all.

Jobless rate at 8.3 % nationally but in New Jersey the jobless rate is 9.8 %. Wonder why.

the unemployed life is a bore..school needs to start.

@TheGoodfella_ @BasedLaRock dont quit till u find another job.if u quit its gonna be hard to collect unemployment.hours will pick up.

@ramirezreyes Haha. How's life in Canada besides the unemployment?

@bboneusa Bush was even worse than Obama for jobs. Romney has the same policies as Bush. No jobs with Romney just mass unemployment.

I wonder wat that argument was about between Chad n Evelyn. Cuz women do like 2 push men to their boiling points sumtime. Now he jobless.

Here's a deal for you #obama. Admit ur a failure & we'll stop pointing out that unemployment is much higher than 8% b/c of ppl off the grid.

@xxpammylanexx I hope so I'll be unemployed in two weeks :(

Under Pres. Obama, unemployment for women in CO is 7.8 - unbelievable

Unemployed? Underemployed? Before you blame Obama, know that Republicans blocked attempts to curtail job outsourcing. t.co/CJDw02f8

@sarrahhbee yuma unemployment almost at 33%. Go yuma! #yumasucks

@thequicktongue guess its no different then collecting unemployment

Who hiring? I refuse to be unemployed.

@rhythm957, I really don't knw why people are busy spreading fake messages like dey are jobless , pls play me azonto freestyle by sugar boi

@Sincerely_Nae *clears throat* WHOA, this unemployment line is sure is long! Good thing I found a job! Oh, hey sis

I'm dedicating this last hour to the unemployed.

@redbull Unemployment

People that say things like It's ok as long as the outcome as income are usually unemployed

@CaraBrander Do I count as unemployed for a period of six months or more?

Well, (teehee) I've been unemployed for 10 years and (teehee) have no explanation for where I'm getting my money. #RomneyJobInterviewLines

So good. t.co/x4qvZZzk

@Recca91 lol hope so but then 3 weeks off

Only jobless mfs stsyn wit they mama always screamin they got bands yea bitch cause u aint got bills

Sign You Are Suddenly Unemployed: killing time in a Coffee Bean before meeting up with a friend for a late lunch.

Back to being unemployed. #pumped #bittersweet #nowwhat

the private sector is doing fine? #unemployment went up n 44 states n July. @BarackObama is very out of touch. why I support #RomneyRyan2012

@fueledbymir well I'm kinda unemployed now hope that's ok

If you're unemployed, maybe you shouldn't be on Twitter making philosophical assessments for other.

Former LG Jane Norton speaks about women's unemployment to a full house in Littleton t.co/M2pyhfoh

Unemployment: commence. Trying to spend this whole week of freedom doing nothing but hoodrat stuff with my friends

Everyone at my work got laid off today. Me and Caleb @GyesTyes are unemployed dickheads again. :D

2 minutes to unemployment! Middle finger warming up for final salute!

@LeftyBollocks @teapartycat More stimulus & the JOBS Act would reduce unemployment below 6%. Maybe tell your stubborn GOPers to vote for it.

@emtayylol yeah I totes hate giving unemployed people jobs! Soooo rude of them.

#ToriesWetDream The minimum wage has been scrapped, and those that are unemployed would be forced into SLAVERY #WORKFARE,Concentration Campz

I am officially unemployed!

The way you say my name makes me like im that nigga.. But Im still unemployed..

Unemployed? Over 6'2? Know nothing about health? Like to walk up & down aisles & say nothing? Consider a career as Shadow Health Minister

IMO, be happy that you have a job. Your complaining would way worse in the unemployment line. #realtalk

Looks like UK unemployment will reach nowhere near where it was projected to be. Currently 8%. Cameron will be pleased. #ukpol #UKPM

@ellis_ward well I could, but I'd be jobless...

Living off my sisters floor is really sad. #roomless #jobless

@JayCostTWS #RageAgainstTheBlueMachine Who raises the minimum wage to give us double digit youth unemployment.

People who are gainfully employed spend save money.People who are unemployed& underemployed can't spend money necessary to grow the economy

@2_Testicles unless he has unemployment what's he supposed to do now?

@patmc4fun don't think of it as unemployment, think of it as having control of your own destiny! But go ahead with the finger, therapeutic

Requiring an ID to cash unemployment checks is recession suppression. #lexicon #tcot

@keithboykin Just like Eric the Weasel Cantor. GOP are HYPOCRITES! Vote AGAINST our POTUS + unemployed Americans

Lets face facts the techno age has decreased #employment worldwide. Ending the war in Afghanistan will increase unemployment in the US.

#Gun #Control is what dumb ass lawmakers bring up when they are to stupid to address real issues like unemployment, homeless, high taxes....

@OKCStormWatcher I can stop claiming unemployment I start Wednesday!

that dozy unemployed dog face gonna b drooling on motd tomorrow night when he sees me destroy those plastic brummy twats,@thebigsham IS BACK

@Vickee_Tweets jobless much

Iran,17% real unemployment, Putin sword rattlin, Natl debt grows 300% last 3 yrs, Obama says Romney show 3 more years of tax returns?!? KMA

@realpreityzinta :if you are happy with what you are, why worry about what other people say. People are jobless to judge others...

Feels so good to be unemployed right now

I just had my car repossessed. Still no good job outlook at the moment. This really sucks. #broke #unemployed

PERKS OF BEING JOBLESS. HOLLA @ ME.

How can Obama lower Unemployment and cut the Deficit when we still don't know what Romney's 1973 taxes were? @nickicomelately @TeaPartyCat

@ThaWantedRusher I KNOW. Most of twfanmily are like 15/16 and jobless. How are we supposed to feel like good fans when we can't afford to?!

If you're unemployed, on welfare, there's no sign of hope and change in sight. But hey, at least you can say, my president is black.

Due to the unemployment rate, you think they would change the advertisement market on the Price is Right.

So I'm now 21 weeks pregnant, jobless and penniless #fuckinggreat

@kevswfc55 Welcome to the world of being unemployed...

@AverageBlackMan bro u are right me i am jobless nd i wish i can get a job nd help ppl

@hailsy87 aye she wishes! Lol for the next 2 days I'm unemployed! Feels good!

@_maiahcamille @getupbitch_ lmaooo girl I got jokes for days! She better stfu, and work. Her ass gonna be in the UNEMPLOYED LINE n' shit! ha

@r1965rainey I know 4 million less unemployed people are. You wanna talk about job creation..Mass ranked 47th in job creation under romney.

@AshtinoBambino and you're jobless :/

@geespin in of one in amongst themselves in of the host to in of a resource in amongst themselves in of unemployment to in of afdc, places

Unemployment went up in 44 states in July. No wonder Obama wants to talk about Romney's tax returns. #tcot #teaparty

@kailyn_xo hell yea.. cause my baby was jobless we tried everything for bear..

@thephilipbrown They've got lower unemployment and a better school system - they may need to put up a fence in about 10 years.

Friday afternoon people watching.. unemployed who? t.co/DnyOOcKj

@shags111 nice one, so jealous! It's well for ya, how's unemployment treating ya? Taking a leaf outta my book!miss it so much..Weathers cat

@safwanahmed5 I do nothing I'm jobless :p lol

@nancycasanova Did you see that unemployment went up in 44 states in July? Obama’s plan is not working. Time for a change.

@BarackObama a lot of assumptions in your tax calculator. Let's just assume we have 42 months of 8% or > unemployment. Oh, that's reality.

Jobless again. Minor setback for a major comeback.

Savouring my last unemployed working day with a beer. And… you know… coding.

@christiaa_blair i'm unemployed, this sucks balls

My mama is like my kids OTHER PARENT ...IF IT WASN'T FOR HER i probably would have been JOBLESS ...

USA TODAY Texas unemployment rate rises to 7.2 percentHouston ChronicleAUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Unemployment in Texas rose for the second...

officially unemployed for two weeks, suhweeeeet. time to celebrate.

all summer i done put in application after application...still jobless --____--