News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.08.12 Part 33

“@JimPethokoukis: Remember, the US has no unemployed workers -- just billions in labor market savings for companies” thats how Romney thinks

Wanna get tf outta work already! Idgaf bout ur foodstamps and unemployment! Get a fkn job! Lol

@alexhern but what about value judgements like 'competition is good,' 'efficiency is good,' 'inflation/unemployment are bad?'

@TheRightArticle Though as much last Labour administration's fault, hiding unemployment figures in schemes and on the sick.

I'm officially unemployed!

@YNN_Rochester ...because businesses can afford more overhead expenses and they are all hiring, creating such low unemployment? #getaclue

So the American dream is, recession, murder, mass unemployment and a black president. Fuckin A

Reports Next Week: Existing Home Sales,FOMC Minutes,Jobless Claims,New Home Sales,Durable Goods Orders: (will tweet reports) #mitchfinacial

#America WAKE-UP! Unemployment isn't down because #GOP led statehouses are laying off as the private sect. hires! @edshow @MaddowBlog

@UnlearningEcon I try to avoid saying them. I use economics as a tool. “If you want to reduce unemployment, classical theory say this…”

Officially unemployed for the weekend

“@TundeEshoMusic: @Vickee_Tweets jobless much” t.co/bjl21lXV

This job is flying! This year has gone nowhere!Jobless in 7 weeks!!! Better start doing the lottery or convince better half to keep me!

@wofflez @SavingPrincess Sorry for the delay, I was working....and you're unemployed...wait...

so bored!! its weird having nothing to do for once #unemployed

Joe #Biden the gift that keeps on giving but the shame of it all is 8.3% unemployment real rate higher and Obama on entertainment tonight 0s

@MichiganCityDDS Durham school systems said bus drivers in dispute over unemployment benefits due to determination made by the State

To all my unemployed/studious peers: do not take the weekend for granted. You will one day see why.

Babies are like miniature unemployed people: they spend most of their time either sleeping or crying.

I'm going to love not getting up at 5 anymore #jobless

Nothing like a 24 ove #MGD by the pool side #beach #relaxin #freedom #unemployed

@DanWolkenUSAT You couldn't have milked unemployment a little longer? Congrats.

No longer jobless!! #lovinglife

Went from unemployed to having 3 jobs within a month. Hold my dick U.S. economy!!

After today I'm officially unemployed.. :-(

@lydiaitnas stop making me feel sad you already have a job omg I'm forever unemployed money what's that o wait its what I lack

BBCRadio interview on monday about 8th Sense Media and coming out of unemployment. Let the PR begin! :-) #8sm #princestrust

When you say my name it makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

@TheRightArticle True enough - a difference between disguising unemployment stats and driving vulnerable people into destitution/suicide.

Aged 16-25 unemployed? Now recruiting for #Princestrust #bognorregis #team programme. Text your name and contact number to 07841 066846

Hard-working people are inconvenienced so a bunch of lazy, unemployed mouth-breathers can look at the same old cars every year.

@hola_soymilk @freddurst To be perfectly honest, I expect a lot more speedy and personalized interaction from my unemployed idols.

@FOX59 Not all Durham drivers walked out. Durham has been working with employees about the unemployment. The union is behind this stunt.

Come SUPPORT @iDanceZeus this WEDNESDAY @ 3Pm @ Joe Louis downtown to protest AGAINST VIOLENCE, POVERTY, UNEMPLOYMENT n SCHOOL CLOSINGS

@DarciWLTX @AndreaMockWLTX I have a way to help with the jobless rate and its russell simmons approved! Debt free in a yr- 5linx.

Hmm.. What do I see myself doing 5 years from now? Would be useful if I knew #unemployed

@LOLGOP Will P Ryan ever use racist speeches in this election? You lib loons are so so stupid and blind. How's that unemployment ladies?

I got a new job now in the unemployment line ¦. #TheScript @thescript

FOREVER SEVENTEEN AND JOBLESS #AlternateTwilightTitles

@equitygideon @augustinebh61 @walisky20 @kofigameli you are a disgrace to university graduates and ur unemployment association, @aug3

All of the buffy seasons on LoveFilm instant. Being unemployed has its upsides #Wankathon

@theMirai @OfMoshAndMen Either way, heart goes out to the unemployed. Hope they find something ASAP.

TPPF's Wohlgemuth on Medicaid eligibility

@STFU_GoBot Dude I know, makes me hate being poor and unemployed. I need at least $205 to just get the Batman comics that I want lol

Being unemployed, I tend to drink more and call more people I haven't talked to recently.

Unemployment rose last month in 44 of 50 states. Another reason #romneyryan2012 will win and Obama will lose #tcot

@L_longs tell that nigga I said that's the least he can do since he dnt wanna give me unemployment..lol but dead ass I wish I could go

I haven't been up that late/early since I was unemployed

If Obama gets re-elected we can say goodbye to our military and hello to higher unemployment.

I don't think meth tweekers should be allowed to buy hats with an unemployment card

Never trust a unemployed chick you gotta watch her...

But one of you is unemployed. So stop doing this to your kids please! #cuzevenwehaventhereallday #torture #espiciallywhenallithersleave

@UnlearningEcon the unemployment rate makes a normative valuation that if a 2nd parent has a job but doesn't really need it, that's good.

Wish I had the saavy to spin this spending the next 240 hours w/ a chihuahua situation I am in into Twitter Gold #unemployment

Im being real petty today.and dont give no fugggg.im officially unemployed.. I feel freeee!!!

@drewandian I was being good and doing 30 minutes a day, but then I started working and stopped. But I'm unemployed again, so...

4:32 News: Alabama's unemployment rate is on the rise once again. APR's Stan Ingold has more. --Ryan

@BarackObama lets also assume the unemployment rate for black youth is over 40%, but we give amnesty to illegals for political gain.

@BuildN_Bridges girl cheap is my unemployed lifestyle lol

@Carly_M3 Haha! Would greatly improve if I was jobless lol oj x

#ObamaSoftballQuestions Unemployment is up in 44 states. Do you enjoy the Olympics?

Bright side of unemployment? I'm in the best shape of my life since I was 18, swimming 10-12 thousand yards each day. #beastmode #pizzaparty

@AliceGamerland We're good, she's currently tolerating my unemployed/self employed ass. She's at work right now, we should coffee soon!

@Melissa_Ditton thts true! I ws sucked in due to bein jobless @ the time. Oh no poor Danicas bein 'rinsed' @Harveyofficial ws spot on tho xx

Girls you don't get brownie points for hanging round with loonatics and gangsters, there not gangsters, there jobless. Sake.

Back to being voluntary unemployed! I already feel more American...

@Killawatt_SS wheyyyy 17th fukafuk unemployment has gone to my head!!!!!!! Arjhhhhhhh

@InManibusDei @obama_czar Yes. Except he in reality is Steve Jobless. Lol

Dow Avg and unemployment BOTH near record highs? That's insignificant, right? A coincidence, right? @MittRomney? @BarackObama? @Bueller?

Poverty, inequality and unemployment lie at the heart if the #lonmin shootings, says Justice Malala.

I'm not the smartest, the funniest, the most beautiful or most interesting, I'm unemployed and poor and I haven't accomplished anything

Officially contributing to the unemployment rate in the US.

#NV @SenatorReid Jobless Rate Just ROSE to 12% from 11.6% ~ the Highest Level of Joblessness in America. #ButWeMustSeeRomneysTaxFiles?

Anchoring #allthingsconsidered once more this week! Also wrote up a story on ND's unemployment numbers for July. Tune in to local news!

5:32 newscast: Tennessee's July unemployment rate packs a double whammy.

works at unemployed

Im jobless and basically homeless M Romney but im way interested in seeing your taxes thinking ur hiding something besides in offshore accnt

@KimsRustyWheels a bit expensive, but no more than LA .. unemployment is around 6.5.. 4 seasons though :P but lots to do :)

For work experience, can I put Application Professional? Have yet to find a job but getting really good at applying to them! #unemployed

@CarrieKing5 you didn't see anything, your current unemployment status is making you delusional. #firedstatus

@mitchellreports @DWStweets yes, let's talk about anything else but a tanking economy, jobless rates, & dem senate failure to pass a budget

@pezbianx same with me aww we can be jobless hoes yayyyy ha x x x

The Jersey Comeback hits snag w/ unemployment at 9.8% - Talked w/ @LukeMargolis about this on Power/Politics t.co/zTbQTECd

@Juss_Six: @keezySutra Tommy got unemployment #imweakkkkkk//

@DakobaBlue @MLPLucky Mine was a gift. Now I rely on unemployment to pay for the monthly bills, while I mooch food from Andrew.

@ReThePeople Its unlikely that Spain can withstand its levels of unemployment. We will have to see what happens there

@alexlovesburrs Or jobless. No normal person wears sportswear here

Yep it's official. I'm an unemployed hard core gangsta.

No phone, and now I'm jobless. #FMLLLL

Can't wait to stop working weekends ... I'm ready to file for unemployment forreal

earlier I saw a Ferrari at wal-mart. I'm betting my fucking welfare and unemployment taxes paid for it too you ass hole. #mustbenice

I'm that nigga ... But I'm still unemployed.

Being unemployed is kinda weird too. #notforlong

7.2% jobless in Ohio .... Can't add me cuz I got a job

@MittRomney Sir on your next visit to #Orlando can you go to the unemployment office and ask those folks how's that hope&change working out?

now officially unemployed and ready to enjoy these last nine days of summer

Tomorrow on @msnbctv 7:15 am ET + 1:15 am ET @AlexWitt and I will chat re: biz news of the week: $AAPL, $FB, lobster prices, unemployment!

@imalittlemix yaaaay :) come over here and were party jobless style xx

Nice 1 clap 4 urself @Swedish_Mafia_: @AreDeyLarger Lmao... Samson ya jobless dis night abi ??

@Cigarvolante @cspanwj honestly I hate the unemployment % as a metric..the focus should be on underemployment.