News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.08.12 Part 36

If u got fired 2morrow, do u have a back up plan? Can u survive off of Unemployment?

@Clyishabrown @Ilovekarrueche what she does in her free time (ALL THE TIME=UNEMPLOYMENT) ?

Going to the grocery store in the middle of the day is a good way of finding out who's unemployed..

Unemployed? Tall? Know nothing about health? Like 2 walk up & down aisles & say nothing? Consider a career as Shadow Health Minister #auspol

Only was unemployed for a week! No complaining here!

I'm at work when the famz just gettin back....I'd rather be unemployed right now #DBOD

@ThatDagoKid tell the unemployed to come to the dairy

jobs! “@SovernNation: CA unemployment unchanged last month, at 10.7%. But 25k new jobs created. Jobless rate down from 11.9% a year ago.”

@Brawnaiz: job job job job job job job job job jobjobless

5 more shifts, can't wait to be unemployed

The Unemployment rate in Arkansas is up 10%. Start HIRING PEOPLE.

I am currently an unemployed pedestrian smoking a cheap cigar with more tech in his pocket than the US Army had during World War II.

“@SandraShatara: Someone just come to mine and get me faded please. I might be unemployed tomorrow!”• I'm coming babe lol xx

@esoltas That only works when there is an adequate supply of jobs and unemployed people are gaming the benefits. We don't have either.

Being unemployed is unreal #pool #sun #finally

At 6-no Visa & NO smoking at UCF-local man attacked by thug w/ hammer-local coach wanted for child molestation-latest Fla unemployment #'s

I c ur jobless com help me wash my boxers @phranc_hejor: J

@MeganAmbers @leftybollocks @chavezchavis Unemployment is still over 8% by Obama own standard he should not be re-elected - that is lame

@joshplacsom I don't remember what it's like to be unemployed!

I don't know how people can be unemployed by choice. It's been a day and I'm going insane from the boredom. #saveme

FDR gave shovels to unemployed Americans. Eisenhower expanded on it building the Interstate system. DOT has no shovel-ready jobs.

Twitter has made me realize that there are way too many dumb jobless people out there. No wonder we're in a recession. #globalfail

Could we aid the unemployment situation by giving civil servants pay cuts and facilitating more openings with the funds? Thoughts...

@tandrageerovers hopefully get a good cup run going 2moro! Free l2 fitness instructing course for unemployed people!Follow us/check website!

Who'd of guessed that being unemployed made me less inclined to tweet #FunnyWorld #ItsBeenAWhile how is everyone ??

@Ms_Moneypenny_ I was surprised to learn that you needed to have been employed to get unemployment benefits.

@GudATwat_I_Do23 chad Johnson is unemployed....think bout that

@mattyglesias @esoltas Instead, why not give the unemployed a lump sum that's at least enough to keep them well out of poverty for a year?

@ibrahim_audu yu re still d jobless one ...nyc avi

@Luv4Reeder lol oh I won't.... Just offering a soft reminder that bossesdon't get unemployment checks :)

I am now official UNEMPLOYED! :) feels good!!!!!!!

Awww thank you@jazzfliz: @ibrahim_audu yu re still d jobless one ...nyc avi

Crazy how this world runs, I know more than 2 handfuls of people w/ Degrees from school and still unemployed & got Min. Wage jobs instead :/

@PeteDominick Majority of 10.5 mnth wrkrs in education recv rollover pay. %of each pay is rolled over to summer. No unemployment collected

Kar ka bata mun dua' da negetivity dan Allahi@bnmajidadi: @Brawnaiz: job job job job job job job job job jobjobless

@CallumWallace92 hahahaha love this i sometimes see him in town very rarely probaly jobless x

I hate being Jobless .

Maki to celebrate @lindsayyboileau becoming unemployed weoooooo!! #nomoresobernights #summersjustbegun #cantwaittofuckshitup

Why isit that when your unemployed you seem too spend more money on drink

I hate work. Don't get a job, kids. Collect unemployment like the rest of this town

(??? ) @RealSuperSwanky: I c ur jobless com help me wash my boxers @phranc_hejor: J

longest day at work everrrrrr. so excited to be unemployed and broke when i go back to school #ilovecollege

@bangoskank46290 This election is about Obama's huge failure, economy, unemployment, and lack of leadership, destroying USA Image too.

Respect that fam @DaSavage_DR: @GudATwat_I_Do23 chad Johnson is unemployed....think bout that

2012: An Oddessy of Unemployment #FavoriteLimbaughMovies

ATTENTION everyone, Ed Neary the founder of unemployment and being a fat asshole got fired again today...be alert for him

Angelos Epiphimiou, an unemployed burger van owner - making him greece's richest man

OK lets get this right,1st it was the lab govts fault,then the worlds, then greece,then the eurozone, then the jobless,now entire UK,tossers

Less than an hour to unemployment!

Had to fill out a survey for unemployment and they sent the damn thing with no return envelope therefore I have to buy a box of envelopes

@Dicko_85 y did u leave southend u was so good, lol you're unemployed

@SpectorsHockey it could survive, but w so much of the country unemployed, it leaves bad taste in mouth when millionaires fight over $$

just for one damn piece of mail. I'm filing for unemployment, obviously I have no income right now... You make no sense unemployment office

@EdFocus Hell no! Just means less jobs to me! If a company can get 1 to do 2 jobs, 1person is jobless. Helps company profit, nothing else.

You knowingly take a job that is seasonal and then no-show on your job to protest when you aren't getting unemployment benefits....REALLY???

Joining me next, Senator @DavidRouzer joins me to talk the unemployment rate in NC, Congressman Mike McIntyre, and Obama's stimulus

Looool u mean job seeker allowance “@AK_Arabia: I get paid to be unemployed”

@Not_A_Kid :) When are you going back to reality again? School that is! I'm now officially unemployed again... :( xx

Is officially unemployed yay

@barackobama is afraid he will have to answer questions about his abysmal record. 8.3% unemployment. $714 billion gutted from Medicare.

I get job offers on the daily! How are you still unemployed?

@GrandeMiracles our unemployment rate is 8.1%, US unemployment rate is 8.2%

when my parents were together I had money but now that they're separated my mom barely has money with her jobless fiance. Now we're poor.

@BrigadierSlog what ??? You are now disputing Labors unemployment figures? Bwahahah - keep cutting #auspol @qpublicservant

Work is so gay I wish I could go back to when I was unemployed and just did boxing 24/7 :( .

European model of generous welfare state failed - in Europe, where it was first tried. Nations with high unemployment went broke there.

@sha21von lol ugh I'm unemployed

hi mom i'm still unemployed i hope you're proud of me you bitch

By Not having it all together I would have to be broke jobless Carless and live w my mother or close relative so um I got mines boo boo

If this is what the Pres. calls forward....then I want to go in reverse.....44 states unemployment raised in July...now that's forward

@ydauwan2know_TW Its the money side of it,I cant afford it really,already paying 500 quid in rent anyway.Jobless girl.

@_gflowers qe no sabes qe soi unemployed... So take me to eat.. Then buy your best friend a buchanas.. Beer is for nacos..

@Dicko_85 you're playing football for a living stop complaining... Oh I forgot you're unemployed... #TescoNeedStaff

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions More Americans workers are unemployed now than ever since it's founding, so why wont Romney release his taxes?

I love being unemployed. #hookah #drinks arts and crafts and my best friend @danielleriel t.co/aEPO5oxB

@billygays1 no eres nada! Im the unemployed one okay y todo quieres de mi! And idgaf your gf is ghetto and I ain't saying shit :)

Well looks like I'm jobless

@MeyerRon @APechtold @jolandesap moeten hoognodig Kriugmans nieuwste boek END THIS DEPRESSION NOW lezen TO THE UNEMPLOYED WHO DESERVE BETTER

Unemployment has been over 8% for 40-something months. Why are the Republicans so obstructionist? #ObamaSoftballQuestions

I’m officially jobless, dam you college lol t.co/k7nubo0h

.@Dalton_McGuinty Touring an empty school? Tour an unemployment office & see what your spendthrift ways have done 2 people. #kitwat #vaughan

@ashleydyson13 who knows when we'll have our next payday. Lol #jobless #ourbosshatesus

@rosalindportia_ This unemployed look is fabulous.

#jobless that is all

I always find myself jobless at this time of the day

@prettyfrog1911 & The Unemployed Men.

Officially done my summer job, I wonder if im eligible for unemployment? #lovemoney

@cologop call it what it is you pieces of shit. Unemployment is up over a do nothing Republican house. Fuck the #GOP.

@Brawnaiz: Kar ka bata mun dua' da negetivity dan Allahibnmajidadi @Brawnaiz job job job job job job job jobjobless??OK????A????? NNPC

@kevrowe I do indeed, as an unemployed man I can defeat you any time you like

Celebrating my unemployment tonight and @meg_morelli 's birthday!

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions 18.7 million Americans are unemployed or underemployed, so what exactly is your golf handicap?

@reekierayy Makes one of us! Unemployment please! Lol.

I feel unemployed

42nd Street hopefully hires me #Jobless #InterviewMonday

Officially unemployed!!

S/O to all the unemployed bitches saving money for a vacation!

@mehfizzle im unemployed i need it lol

I came to work drunk as af and I'm so glad I did!!! Had I been sober, I'd be unemployed right now.

@nks0812 if panhandling were illegal in durham county the unemployment rate would be 30%. Get used to it! Btw I live in durham county!