News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.08.12 Part 38

Bummy ass think you da shit cuz you living off that once a month unemployment check.....FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Only 44 states posted increases in unemployment. Barrack Hussain Obama, you let 6 get away with an increase

Me and @Nathaniel_Hahn at a Washington #nationals game! I heart unemployment! Not really.... #hiremeplease t.co/cXFj1oFL

Anyone know a place that will do free cat spaying for a unemployed person and husband on disability?

Produce Manager in supermarkets, one of the best in the country. I am currently unemployed and am thinking abo...

Don't tweak tho. I'm only unemployed for 4 days ?. Bookmarq life coming soon

Jobless now.

@Rozay2580 free am jawe, jobless tweep!

#DontApprochMeIf you are jobless! :-)

@ayuayawh miss you too. Last time I was too busy for graduation. :) Now I'm free and unemployed! Haha! Yok yok ktmuan cantik d jkt..

.@lootlou No but guess what? Employed ppl BUY things, unemployed ppl don't. Watch small biz in QLD start to crumble as no-one buys goods

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Unemployment sucks, economy sucks, debt sucks, gas prices suck... How many ppl did Romney give cancer?

The beer of the unemployed. #hipster #cheap t.co/bNYWZDXL

@GreeneBri you don't want to be me. I'm unemployed. :(

@kelidiva2: @UrMistress_P u re jobless oooo bbe..go nd sleep oooshuu kemi wetin happen..insomania..I know u don't know what it means

@Shafina_Spurs Yeah that isn't right but that's a whole different story about jobless people, that pic only highlights the foreigners.

Genuine MSN headline: 'SUN IS TOO ROUND, SAY SCIENTISTS'. Presumably those unemployed and with barely a couple of PHDs to rub together.

@blackrepublican Correction: Obama cut 716 billion from medicare to be exact. Plus 1.7 mil work permits for illegals with 8.3% unemployment.

@Reuters Is there a reason Obama , news media and pundits don't talk about how much blame is in Congress for the high unemployment.?

@KellySotherton they all have head transplants in the soap world no one notices. And no one is unemployed.

@Shafina_Spurs The BNP/EDL do it to fuel hate. They will never make a pic like that with white jobless men, single mums etc

I wish I could get unemployment for 2 months then come right back to this job

1st time I've been jobless in my life!! Gunna enjoy this for a week!!! #lazyWeek!!

I guess after 8 months of the unemployed life it's time to be a grown up. Officially got a job, @jess_corstvet!!!

@LizIxer both mine will be doing sports at The Mallinson centre at Highgate School next week. And to think until Tuesday was unemployed.

#corecon EDF: Neo liberal compact b/w politicians, business leaders & academia showing cracks.Trusting market causes unemployment, inequity

Celebratory? unemployment drink with dad #hesthebest

#ObamaSoftballQuestions After 42 mos of unemployment over 8%, a breathless nation needs to know: Mark Sanchez or that guy that tebows? #Jets

@SebbyHaughtonf1 i havent even got a fucking job.. Unemployed melt me

I'm bout to finish some more job applications , Cause I'm Still unemployed

@FarlsDFD LA's unemployment (including people like me not counted anymore) has to be at least 14%. Boston sounds nice. :)

This anti obama add says that there are moe unemployed women than men but arent there more women in the world than men???

The unemployment rate is at a current high of haha try getting a job in this economy you poor sad bastard.

It’s not that I’m unemployed, it’s just that I don’t have a job right now

How many of you think those who have been unemployed for the past 2 years are better off today then they were 4 years ago? Obama say's yes!

171K black women unemployed since 2009..it's easier for men to get a job

I swear this spoiled chick better turn her shit around and respect her grandma it's just shoes and ore obviously jobless

Women are having the hardest time in finding work. 171k Black women are unemployed #gendergap

When can I start collecting unemployment?

@ghollidge UK did fabulously well at inflating away the debt in the 70s. Not so good were the consequent 13% jobless rate and general misery

Since 2009, the number of unemployed African-American women has risen by over 170,000. #RomneyRyan2012

@RogerHedgecock people would rather stay on unemployment

My Seniority is so infinite that I don't have to work and everyday is my Friday! #Disney #POSTCPDEPRESSION #JOBLESS

so relieved knowing that I am now unemployed for the next two weeks

The number of blacks unemployed has risen over 150,000 since 2009.

I wish graduates could file for unemployment because being a student last semester was a full time job for me

Only MY daughter. She also warned me about not touching my 401k while unemployed...unless it was that or live with her.

@EternalTaal hahaha I'm happy unemployed then lol.. Girl didn't get no degree so he can flip cheese burgers.. Oh wait..Ahh cheese burgers =D

@eerlend wouldn't pay too mcuh attention to the final 3 qtrs... most of those guys will be unemployed in 2 weeks time.

@dyslexicwhisper For creating jobs in Ca. and then having three + guys hired then fired to fill his quota. cutting off unemployment (my life

Today marks 30 job applications in about 45 days. Too many unemployed JDs and masters degrees floating around out there #jobhunt

If suddenly the cinema lost all sound and became silent again, many directors would be unemployed.

@Mondrago1 when he is unemployed

America is so crazy. Why are we giving undocumented immigrants money to work and neglecting our unemployed. Ohh yea it's election year.

Just occurred to me: If you're unemployed, what do you think when you hear Obama talking about what Super Power he'd like?

Howdy! Steve Kindred in the KABC news closet. News top and bottom of the hour. Calif. creates jobs in July but unemployment rate the same

Keep on keeping on, Jersey. Maybe you can hit 15 percent unemployment before Christie gets the gravy stains bleached off his jowls!

@tunde_ajayi @dino_melaye .Omg al those tyns r scam.He even scammed unemployed grds dt dy shld buy form 4 job nd dy did bt whr is d job 2day

So HAPPY I have a job!!!! Unemployment is for pussssayyys

NJ is 9.8% unemployed. Hummmm... So why are we helping illegal immigrants. SMH.

@dyslexicwhisper every few days granite construction hires guys they set up to fire, making there earnings so low unemployment is useless

106 & Park audience members & home viewers = unemployed for life/welfare recipients.

She shouldve never gotten on my bad side cause now you're an unemployed bitch LOL

Hey I've been unemployed for 99 weeks. Let me listen to Obama talk about what he hopes for me. Oh. He's talking about a fabulous mole sauce.

When d rate of unemployment is on d increase in nigeria,wht will d youths do?

So unemployment is still at all time high troops still in Afghanistan and Iraq and Obamacare hasn't started yet, what exactly has he done

@RoimyKsm yeah see u soon, u dont have any jobs to recommend ah? im jobless leh. hows ur license also?

Boys: the best way to express I am unemployed is to leave the house in a wifebeater. #tipsforsucess

@prfekrdumbrella Exactly Melody! You hit the nail on the head. Then take a glance at the REAL unemployment numbers.

5 more days left till I'm unemployed lol

@mmflint Paul Ryan considers Adam Smith a socialist, Reagan a liberal & Jesus

Unemployment soars and you plan to rob my Grandma of Medicare, but what is your favorite playlist on your Ipod? #ObamaSoftballQuestions

You're 22, unemployed, you won't stop smoking pot and playing video games. Get off your ass and do something already.

When we're unemployed, we're called lazy

Scared and worried jobless and homeless in less than 4 weeks!!

Coming up: We break down the latest unemployment numbers with .@AdamRhew. Tune in at 7! #ncpol

Black Obama supporters don't want to talk about 171,000 black women unemployed since 2009 #GOP2012

@Arsenal_Away @OllieHoltMirror .Daglish needs no answers. how else do u want to be relevant if not by blabbing! mind u, he's still jobless.

A day of work tomorrow then off a week. I haven't worked for a while but I could really go for unemployment right now #dumbideaoftheday

@jonesy_1990 don't hate on my sense of style mr welsh unemployments number 1 fan

Home of the sleepless and somtyms the jobless

Wait a min!! So @ochocinco is broke and jobless and @terrellowens now rich with a good?!?!? Oh how the tables have turn. #football

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Your Grace, how do u cope w/ the criticism from all those unemployed ppl who don't know how lucky they r to have u?

People who have about 200000 tweets after a yr or 2 of having a twitter account are either very very jobless or just very bored all the time

Unemployment rose in 44 states last month. The little man in the W.H. has absolutely no clue how to fix our economy. We need a Businessman !

wtf are you kidding. my boss is appealing my unemployment 16 mos after I filed it. ughhh such a headache. I already got it! guh

@toosxc4myshirt have fun, as of tommorow, im unemployed :')

I'm still mad bout yesterday I paid to go over dar at least the bitch coulda did was give me my money outta that unemployment check

Gonna make more money on unemployment than I did working at Fresh&Easy #wittyhashtag #truth

81 days till election = 2400 guys that will be hired and fired at the Folsom Dam in Ca. to fill their quota! Messing up unemployment/lives

#AnnoyingThingsOnTwitter When random bots assume I'm unemployed and try to hire me.

@myopia2000 May the response time between filing and okaying be much swifter than my go around with Ohio's unemployment folks.

Unemployed In West Virginia Increasing - West Virginia Headline News and Talk Radio http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FRZPuVB

@FloYEdmondson There she is! Hope you're well my dear

My hands don't like to be unemployed they like to work ....

12:00, employed. 12:20, unemployed. 12:30, employed again.

Jobless right now but I dnt ever want for shit...

If you working, makin money, goin to school, doing what u need to do, all power to you. If you jobless, still livin at home, stop bein a bum

time to see how much money I have left in my bank account being unemployed right now sucks

Out celebrating unemployment @misssam89 @scottyboy_87