News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.08.12 Part 20

9.8% unemployment Jersey Slumpback. American Dream eyesore. Revel. Palatucci CEC. Things @GovChristie won't mention in GOP keynote speech.

@s420lewis Obama is also a comedian. Just joking when said he'd cut deficit in 1/2, lower cost of healthcare, keep unemployment below 8%.

@blisswhiteside we love it.. And we definitely do! We're gonna be jobless, pennyless and dead by Christmas! #sisterogonewild

@LaurrLaurr12 no #jobless

If child abuse stopped right now, I would be happy going into the unemployment office. #supportlocalCPS

Hong Kong’s unemployment rate remained flat at 3.2% for three-month period ending in July, unchanged from three month period to June and May

@putur_PAWS_up: @stephwinkler ya you work so much you must be getting soo much paperrr$$$ #unemployed my mom pays me to be really popular

Friday remains no particular cause for celebration when you're unemployed

During the Bush presidency, unemployment averaged 5.3%. Since then, it has changed for the worse.

Unemployment Day 2: visit @bahashman, austads, raid parents fridge, swim, golf, and plan awesome Fri night. #PlannedUnemployment #LovinIt

This library smells like unemployment and homelessness.

@COCO_SMILES lol I figured that but be thankful cause there's definitely enough jobless people in this world! To many actually

@tbryant19 Lol, still a hater i see! How's the jobless life treating ya??

@ariannahuff @RoySekoff @shanesmith30 I am young (18) and unemployed, applied everywhere, almost homeless, nobody gives me a job,...

Just seen a nigga on unemployment take his lunch/ciggarette break

'Unemployment at impressive 2.1%' says PM at NGOP. 'Missing r the egoistic unemployed ppl who refuse 2 believe they've no job', say critics.

Yes, folks, I am unemployed. Aug 3 was my last day. I had hoped to have some writing income for awhile, but God didn't open that door.

life of the unemployed, day 1: immediately put on pajamas, ate my favorite sandwich in bed, watching netflix, debating a beer #ok

Now he's resorting to lying to online job search questionnaires. Why do they need to know how much a 2nd year unemployed father of 3 makes?!

#ReasonsNotToReplaceBiden The unemployed need someone to laugh at to reduce stress.

Unemployment declined month-over-month due to seasonal factors. Education down a lot as non-teaching jobs, e.g., clerical, reduced in July.

@pagobeclownin I have the illest smileys south of 8 mile ... This guy. -__-

@ARWildHog Wasn't it actually after he raised taxes? Wasn't the last budget surplus and lowest unemployment under Clintons higher rates?

I will be unemployed come 4:31 today, need to put in an application for a sugar mama.

Helps with keeping kids in school and helps with unemployment.

My mom telling me don't quit let them fire me then I can get unemployment

@maisfern because Ellie wa gonna pay for my entry fee and bought my alcohol! Mate, I'm a jobless skint cunt!

@NatashaLeahSL how on earth can they manage?? Not unemployed and claiming benefits surely lol

@TylerMJones July regional jobless rates

No swing state sees a better unemployment rate

ok unemployment is what and your chaging 50 grand a person to pay for tv spots posters ect. thats more than alot of folks make in a year.

Still at the unemployment office.....#damn

Most swing states enjoy an unemployment rate that's lower than the national average [8.3%]. Exceptions: Nevada, Colorado & Florida. #economy

Speaking of record unemployment rates, Dolphin unemployment is up again to 99.994%.

Does releasing any more tax records, by either candidate, improve our debt, economy, jobless/unemployment rate? _

@jessemoffat less is more, unless you're unemployed lol

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm tht nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

@ismahillsimo u are clearly jobless yo!

His jobless@The_ChuckBoy: @joshreps dont u get tired

Officially unemployed (until new job starts on Monday)

@kbloc lol My cousin calls them those damn unemployed midgets destroying her house. I like spawn even better. :) also see, lil fuckers

Gerrout@Ekpes__: His jobless@The_ChuckBoy: @joshreps dont u get tired

Good news? Applications for jobless benefits rose yet job market is a little better than it was in April. Initial jobless claims: 366,000.

It's official. I'm unemployed

First day of un-unemployed begins in an hour!

#Obama cares so much about working Americans, he flooded the job market with a million more unemployed laborers. #amnesty #tiot #tlot

@Lawsonbulk If we give a trillion in tax cuts will that cure unemployment?, Cup out EPA? Raise taxes and spend money on infrastructure

Ack, why am I unemployed living at my parents while waiting for Uni, and not in Indy for #Gencon #mtgwmc

@MattMcWilliams2 @jonacuff It's the age group that is one of the larger segments of the unemployed sector

Unemployment rates rise in 9 states considered battlegrounds in the presidential election.

Worried about ma chingy buddy! Hope these NE students safety issues sort out soon! Ppl suffer coz of some jobless losers' deeds!

@GhettoEnglish: Freelancin = Unemployed. The politically correct way to say you're broke and jobless. Lmbo

Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis: Unemployment Up in 44 States

Jobless shii, I just point and laugh. @TheComedySaying: When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close.

I just have to laugh you're jobless wishing you were going back to school. Sucks now doesn't it #getyourspace #threwawaysomethingspecial

@andys_tweeter make a book called unemployed at 18 youll make a killing

Officially unemployed! #fulltimestudent

@oldmancrying Tax cuts for the and corporations will not decrease unemployment. Every dollar spend on infrastructure helps right now

You opened a #brewery, so now you’re a brewer AND an employer. Here’s what you need to know about the #Michigan #unemployment tax>...

@NathanTheWanted listen here you cheeky little sod. IM 13. i can afford t-shirts. I CANNOT AFFORD ?100. DO NOT INSULT ME CHILD, I AM JOBLESS

#ThingsIWillNeverUnderstand How Harry Redknapp wound up unemployed.

Local economy seems to be picking up steam. Seasonally adjusted unemployment rate now at its lowest level since January 2009.

Well that's that then, I am yet again just another damn unemployment statistic, brilliant :(

@BarackObama what a crock! I've done my part over and over, I sit here spending most of 2012 jobless and STILL give. Never ONCE have I won.

GOP Congress wanted to cut people off unemployed benefits & now they want to take away Affordable Healthcare. You want this? Thanks Obama.

@NathanTheWanted ?100? :( being an unemployed skint teenager has never been so depressing. wah :( can i just get a cuddle or something :{

Unemployment rates rose in 44 states in July, most in 3 years

@shanesmith30 I'm still unemployed..hahaha. You're the man! #respect

For an unemployed person, I'm actually very pale.

@abacuzy I'm not that jobless. I have better people to know about and not ur puppet master.

I got a new job now in the unemployment line minha musica. :)

@Mezukiel TkU4rt-Ryan's Plan caters 2 the 1%:Ends Medicare:Increases unemployment & threatens our economic competiveness.

State of NC unemployment numbers down slightly from 9.9% in June to 9.8% in July.

@tfcorsi I must agree with you! Ha! My first day of unemployment going well!

Gettin texts frm Credit union on great loan rates, they Know Im UNEMPLOYED!but, I do like that new ford focus with gps standard..

Thank God for the Rusternburg mining issue its about time the whole world started taking our poverty and unemployment situation seriously.

@David_J_R @dev_bennett @politicodiary were have the bailouts and obama grants got us? ge Doubled our debt and we have huge unemployment

If you're 18 and jobless then apply at my work because we just lost a server

At this point I hope they fire me so I can file for unemployment and look for something better!!!!!

How come all of the lies about low unemployment are allowed to stand? 27% is the real figure.

Unemployment rates rose in 44 states in July. Only 2 states had a drop in unemployment. #BarackObamaFailed #RomneyRyan2012

@jackshaw_92 @nilshaigh1 empty pockets and jobless all thanks to #bestpalnils

I don't understand how you can be unemployed and picky about a job..gotta get it by any means necessary!

53% of new graduates face unemployment! #ListenToTheMillion

@BretBaier @ByronYork @jaketapper I thought Cali was above the national average for unemployment

There's like no point In working when imma be broke like I was when I was unemployed .

Congratulations to my boo who will soon be jobless!

If your jobless don't pray to God for a big house

i been jobless all summer .

@TaylorGang2214 I could see unemployment in my future if I posted the best stuff

@MarshallBuckley The best way to celebrate unemployment is to eat and drink as much as possible.

@murrdur22 single and unemployed. Get in line ladies. t.co/F7C3s4cS

Gios buff pizza xbox with my cousin, already a great day! #Unemployed #lovinglife

“@WayneRooney: Hello @piersmorgan t.co/OUftVQUc”you might think your comments funny Rooney his taking your job unemployed soon

@KatAshton I'm not unemployed (am self-employed and studying by distance learning with ou) at moment.

So glad it's friday, I had a very long week. It's tough being unemployed, there are only so many naps I can take.

NJ unemployment rate climbs higher n higher .. be appreciative for wat u have

@_YoSoyElRey if u get fired u still might not get your unemployment because if your job say it was your fault you could be denied

Thank you for your concern, prayers, and well-wishes about my unemployment.

Why is it that I go from being unemployed to having 3 job offers. #stressful #whotopick