News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 17.08.12 Part 34

#ObamaSoftballQuestions Unemployment is high, inflation is rising, but when you have diarrhea, do you think you are melting?

The Unemployment rate rose in 44 of 50 states in July = BARF.

Did you know an anagram of 'Swag' is 'Unemployed'.

Omg. I just blocked all my email accounts. Its not like my job depends on it or anything x_x. Jobless for 24 hours.

on the brink of my career while my peers struggle for unemployment.

AP- Virginia's jobless rate rose for the second time in as many months after remaining steady at the lowest rate in three years.

@filibertop17 I'm currently unemployed right now but I worked at sixflags great America. :)

@FearlessSwagga whats worse is they sit there and read/watch the news about people being unemployed but look at you like ure a special case

Only Idaho (7.5%) and Rhode Island posted lower unemployment rates in July. 44 other states climbed. 4 remained unchanged. #jobs @KIDKnews

He told me also he is unemployed, I know he is not yet 65 @USAlivestrong @Ron_Gibbs @MilliePeko @AnaHerradon @texasflutegal @Brendy438

@tash4kp Gladly, that means your new title is called unemployed :)

@iA7XPaul :O why are you unemployed????

Officially an unemployed college student again. All is right in the world. Thanks to @rwbaird for providing me with an amazing internship.

As of now...... Unemployed

@JoeHarris90 get it done you unemployed idiot. Stop doing shit hashtags as well.

@MarshallYeoman collecting unemployment for a living. That's what they're doing.

Glad I blocked somf from all my social network accounts. Or I'd be jobless & homeless!!

charities pretending to learn the unemployed all they learn is not to give to charity cos they r scumm using #workfare slaves

Ladies, I am single and looking. Unemployed with no prospects, avid let's player. Online personality and tweeter.

@billmaher Lucky you! My vacation is called by another name: unemployment :(

@JoeBiden then why did Michigan unemployment rate go upto 9.% ? Another failed act!

My last retweets are for the unemployed.

@EricBoehlert NJ unemployment rate usually tracks national rate. The bully Christie strikes out! Now on to the convention.

@Boast01 well he once said that unemployed men go home and beat their wives. He is about to lose his job as Senate Leader.

just applied at like 3 shoe stores and a couple other stores...i hope #Nike calls back out of all. #jobless #Ineedajob

@joeymacc15 no, i insist. After all, you are unemployed.

days like today make me wish i was unemployed still

#FF Best Dude I Know @MailOrderKidney Humor Lady @PoTeeTweet Sir Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew Unemployed Juggalo @freddurst

I don't like the feeling of being jobless...

@PartyQueenAsh @Albanian_Bitch all the good men are either Gay, Married, or Unemployed

@jacobe1026 yea it would bc then i would be jobless with no education

Currently unemployed & it feels sooo good !

@SarahSykes_JM hahaha me to! I'm 19 unemployed and at college :L I'm fuckedddd!xx

A small town is no place for an unemployed person to be lol

wait I just realized I'm unemployed...

@KT_Anna @hassankhan that’s kind of like being told you can’t have a job because you’re overqualified. Still sucks to be unemployed.

Funny How most jobless girls on BBM are the ones who Delay the Reply of their pings....so you'll think they're busy

Froom troop suicides, sexual assaults and rapes, veteran homelessness and unemployment, the buck stops with the Commander-in-Chief.

@TheDemocrats so #barackobama saved the auto industry, then why did Michigan unemployment rate go upto 9.% ? Another failed act!

@Spencetbs #unemployment

@RepJoeHeck Nevada unemployment up? Must be time for Harry Reid to ask for Romney's tax returns

@GPollowitz you're gonna add to Obamas unemployment if you don't apologize

@oneprettilady he saw how ridiculous Ev was and he still dealt with her, he deserves everything that comes with that including unemployment

#LongBeach jobless rate rose fr. 12.2% in June to 13.1% in July. But it fell fr. a year ago, fr. 14.5% in July 2011 to 13.1% in July 2012.

Jobless people!

@Ashleeeyyy_Ox haha I'm 16 unemployed and about to start college! Got an interview monday though :) *fingers crossed* xx

Officially unemployed… #BitterSweet

@LivesInThought @Vision365 cause unemployment now, he ain't seen nothing yet. LOL!

bye bye tesco love u forever aw unemployed me :)

Unemployment up in 44 states in July. You didn't lose that job on your own! Government made that happen! #tcot

@geespin using in of april as one was in laid off to in of in employment self in blocked by ones to in of afdc and unemployment to in of in

Lol,ahan m jobless na@iAmPeterrr: Guy go to bed @mrerickcarter: Wizards of waverly place

Only pussy ass niggas quit, GET FIRE! #unemployed

@Muah_ItsMara I'm unemployed nshit

@JohnCornyn And yet Republicans continue to block any effort by the President to address unemployment. What's up with that??

Me & Lynee had a date 2 go see sparkle when think like a man came out but we were unemployed then now niggas ain't got time lmao

I am now unemployed due to school starting. However on Fridays I will be able to make your bed for you when you go off to work. #smallfee

@diyfilmpunk its going to take time I'm unemployed at the moment I need to get music equipment and continue my lessons.

@AnnoyedGamer Dave Perry thing - closer to class in my opinion. Nothing worse than being unemployed in the current economy, really nothing.

@davidaxelrod Is that similar to Obama Whispering to Putin he will have big options after Nov ? Issues Mr Axlerod Issues - UNEMPLOYMENT ?

Unemployment rising now is the end for the Democratic Party. @tjholthaus @JohnCornyn

@NeimanMarcusEsq u better than me. Call me at that hour I'll be unemployed quick.

@mattjamesgreen haha well I'm jobless so anything free is good :)

“@eviemaxwell: bye bye tesco love u forever aw unemployed me :)” there's always another Tesco! X

@USA_progressive People who make less than union wages and the unemployed both on the hook for union worker bail outs.

If you call yourself a professional writer and you spend all day on Twitter, I'm guessing that means you're unemployed.

they make us do it, cuz 90 % of us jobless..

@luvnewengland22 @AceofSpadesHQ Lest we forget,one more broken promise..If unemployment is not at or below 6%, it'll be a 1 term proposition

well, i'm unemployed

@millsbaker Unemployed? WTAF?

I'm so glad to see workers striking. This must mean we don't have 8.4% unemployment and 10 people waiting for that job. #GetBackToWork

As always....@mrerickcarter: Lol,ahan m jobless na@iAmPeterrr: Guy go to bed @mrerickcarter: Wizards of waverly place

Ummmmm how are u unemployed and buying a new iPhone #priorities

0% Graduate unemployment #IPP

Bitch I got that work & I heard ur unemployed :D

The 99 Weeks of Unemployment Party #FavoriteLimbaughMovies

Unemployment Rate Rises In 44 States... somethings got to change

And now life doesn't feel perfect anymore. I mean I AM happy but knowing that when I'm back from Paraguay I'll be unemployed makes me sad.

#ObamaSoftBallQuestions True unemployment is near 20%, who should take over as judge on American Idol?

@BarackObama I just saw some unemployed figures for this week. Unemp is up in 44 states! Wow! Must be really awful to suck so bad at ur job

@_Calibadass I'm guessing you unemployed now ? Lmao

Led by a dynamic woman, his organization tackles unemployment by offering entrepreneurship and business education to young people.

@realmacdodirty ehh you might b right... Unemployment cant pay the bills

PROLONGED UNEMPLOYMENT & SCRIPTED & DELIBERATE DIVISION OF ONE AMERICAN FROM ANOTHER IN VAIN ATTEMPT TO KEEP POWER!

I should have applied for pre- unemployment. I knew I was gonna get fired soon.

New Jersey seeing its highest unemployment rate since 1977 Way to go Obama! Just keep chanting FORWARD while the country goes BACKWARD

@Paul_J2610 some people are makin sense by praising the new boys like carzola and podzol ski while some jobless guys are linchpin him

THIS WEEKEND:WE'RE BRAKING THE UNEMPLOYMENT CYCLE & HELPING PEOPLE GET OUT OF THE LINEAR INCOME IN THEIR WAY TO FREEDOM t.co/WYHzbbZI

@JDeKeuster111 beats the hell out if unemployment!! #perspective

and that, my friends, is the delectable taste of unemployment *stuffs more dried beans into mouth* here drink some lukewarm dusty water

#AnnoyingThingsOnTwitter Unemployed models.

@GenX_Futurist @AEI Right, where everyone is unemployed, there's no middle class, and the state is bankrupt. Great plan!

I couldn't have asked for a more perfect summer #tanned #relaxed #unemployed

@ruthlessprophet Yeah!! Officially unemployed for the next 2 days! Going to be better!

The man says he will establish 1000 companies every yr.every child will get 20cds monthly,unemployed peeps wl get 50cds monthly

Hmmm I need to get a job #FinancialIssues #Jobless

If I keep this up I will end up jobless, fat and dumb, but i will do it

@CNNPolitics with gas prices & unemployment going up there are more important things Obama should worry about

@emmaboylex I know I don't have to worry about being unemployed! Yhhhh bud pardypardypardy every night I move in on either the 1st or 15th

Jobless guy