News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.08.12 Part 39

Word to the wise: if ya unemployed & have habits the worst thing you can do is beg someone just because they got a job. They broke too hell

I'M A JOBLESS WHORE WHOSE SLEPT WITH 20 GUYS @sammykivs

And now I am jobless. And my computer is borken. Wow, depression rolls in.

The person below this tweet is jobless

He's so dumb he turned down a Blow Job because he thought it would lower his unemployment check...

@ThePartyEnt do you believe we're better off than 4 years ago, with rising unemployment?

@simply_ketly lol if you don't stop your gunna start tweeting from the unemployment line

Why am i knackerd i do absolute fuck all #dosser #lazy #jobless #skint

Last day at work. I'll be unemployed for a week and then back on this hustle

It sucks that I'm unemployed .. smh i need to get right

@CHASE_RITTER never jobless

@ThisisntEasy Exactly the GOP has been firing teachers, police, firemen to keep the economy down and unemployment high.

@Chatthebrain novel idea roll back Medicare to age 60 these people will retire with health care reduce unemployment

Never enjoyed Peter Kay before, is it because I'm officially unemployed now?

@AdamPagett1 how can I buy women I'm unemployed

Officially unemployed.. BP pied me and I smell like raspberry. Gunna miss it lots @shannob11 @DachelRore @Karavoka @dani_goodwin1 @ReilleyB

For the first time in 7 years I'm jobless wahhh that is so scary

@ItsKJLee: Why are 60 percent of my friends tht graduated unemployed ?? Because you live in America.

@Jfalco435 lol never jobless but always changin

@ToneDaGent @WorkaholicTess seeing as though I am jobless. ..ummmm yea any day is good for me LOL

unemployed again #yay

The professional protesters in London look just like the professional protesters here. Unwashed, unkempt, uncouth, unintelligent, unemployed

@A5HTHEBASH is that the extent unemployment has reached?! haha how's the job hunt going Ashley? Or is it still Matalan for the moment? xx

Being sent to collections cause im unemployed and had a week to come up with 300$ #Collegesincouragingprostitution.

Every time is nap time when you're unemployed.

THISSSS II STUUUPPPIDDD. Forever fucking jobless

Is fucking jobless again. #notmuchmoretosay

jobless, hopeless and so selfless. Ya Subhannallah, we thank God woo we all good

So I am official unemployed

IM FREEEEEE!!!! Back to being unemployed and mowing lawns with @JayFesperman

Update... Bad news: My unemployment will not kick in for maybe another two weeks.

Jobless, homeless and now whipless.

if being real was a job alot of yall would b unemployed

@JessicaChasmar @times247 If that is their job, Biden is personally responsible for keeping unemployment below 8.4%. #tcot

Firing an employee for violating company policy does not automatically bar the employee from receiving unemployment insurance. CA court

To all the people that think it's easy to find a job...go to the unemployment office and just LOOK at how many people be in there

@a_montesano13 @lidiaconsiglio you've been basically unemployed for last 2 months!! @Rosie599

It's official. Just when i thought i was jobless. Starting Monday I am going to be a kindergarten teacher. #happy

@dcseth we should start accusing obama of shit that he is actually guilty of.....economy debacle, healthcare disaster, 8.5% unemployment

First time being jobless since I was 15 #WhatIsThis

Umm why do you sleep a lot? Gee let's see. Because you are an unemployed loser? #yes

If Being A Real Nigga Was A Job Majority Of Yall Would Be Unemployed

@Sternfanjs Hey Joe! Waddya know? I'm great! Living the unemployed life and loving it.

@marcsettle @marksluckie Now that's a story - from unemployed journo to Twitter maestro in three years!? Seriously impressed.

In this time and days we just can not become jobless. We must put up a good fight and stop the issue of the pink slip or become jobless

I'm officially unemployed.. Boo

@ashleighjade11 hehehehehe :) LMAO me too! Us jobless people need to feed out family somehow. Soft served for breakfast lunch and dinner

If @secupp left, @toure would be unemployed.

Currently unemployed from 1/11/2011 compliments of Winn- Dixie's fire without cause. Bogus charge and refuted by stated employment officer.

@pfiuza: @a_montesano13 @lidiaconsiglio you've been basically unemployed for last 2 months!! @Rosie599..haha shhhh!

@tomfreemann nah better than her she's wank. heard owt from college yet, am getting scared, I don't wanna be in the unemployed category

@bassdread apart from the one they started on the poor, disabled and unemployed? Let's kick the shit out of those with no voice!

@seanhannity where do these brainless ideas that republicans want more people unemployed and a worse economy come from? Dumbfounded.

Unemployment goin up

Well now im jobless again where tf am i gonna find a job at in uniontown? No fucking where.... Guess i'll look in demop or somewhere

On some real shit I need money, I need it real bad, I need money like a white girl needs ass all bc my ass is unemployed.

Being unemployed would be swnd t.co/5Bq9jzfW

#ThingsToureThinksAreRacist @toure Hate phrases like $5T deficits 40+ months of 8%+ unemployment crony communism/solyndra SSI reform

California law this week . UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE CODE 1252.1

@silversurfs leading to, at the very least, reductions in hours for employees! Worst case scenario, unemployment!

@billburton716 sort of like the 5% unemployment Obama promised we'd have by now.

@MONKEY_D_LUPHY Yeah im excited ive been jobless for 4 days now lol ! Its at a restaurant called fox and hound yu been there before??

New York City’s unemployment rate stuck at 10%  #NewYork

New York City’s unemployment rate stuck at 10% : The New York City unemployment rate in July remained at 10% for the second month in ...

@HYFR_itsJasmine nope and that's shorter then i be unemployed

I went from jobless to homeless to employment to a crib whip up next degree up next more money up next praying an patience GOD whtup doe

Back on Twitter...Gone a long time . I am unemployed, was to go oversea for work, got screwed by company, back at square 1....DAMN.

I was the one that did the LOL question for jemima , *sigh people are sha jobless and stupid to try and insult their rivals through dt tin

@frasernelson you really stand by that, along with continued cuts, when the 'tragedy' of unemployment remains at 8% and inflation at 2.6?

@PAHS_70 nope, jobless and broke.

@aidanfeldman Sorta. I'm like an unemployed hooker that doesn't want any work. Making musical art instead.

But he will get unemployment and supplemental pay during the downtime, but unfortunately no overtime. Boohoo.

Everyone calls me jobless. I'm getting offended uno. :(

The capital gains guys have no skin in the game when it comes to unemployment . Raise taxes during high unemployment. #Romney

@_adamgreenhill collect that unemployment niggeh

@RoyalViews: Unemployed as of now lollmbo!

@TheFakeNed Will a managerial change mean a name change? Or will you just upgrade to Fake Unemployed Ned?

My unemployed ass. I know my ma tired of me asking her for money. *Shrugs*

If this was done in an English bar pretty safe to say they would be jobless :P #ibiza. t.co/oIpuAcCd

For you lazy unemployment mfs. Target hiring in grandville. Opens interviews. Bring a resume IF you have one.

@kerryszmidt jobless me and our cruddy mini bus

I'm at lost for words as to why certain people with bachelors degree refuse to get a minimum wage job & stay unemployed... #startsomewhere

@Chelsea_Anytime unemployment blows.

Can Chad Johnson get unemployment? I know he got plenty money but he got laid off. It's only right.

This is my worst summer by far!!!!!!!!!!!! UNEMPLOYMENT IS KILLING ME!!!!!!

@ItsBaybeeJay13 bahahaha and that will get you jobless my friend! Lol

“@GSElevator: #1: Football season is probably the only time of year when unemployed people know when Monday is.” haha that's great!

SEE ya know thing is im jobless and im bored AF daily !!!!!!!

If you went through Uni jobless and are struggling to get a job now then it's your own fault for being so lazy and not getting one sooner.

Why give an unemployment check to someone if they arnt willing to look for another job?

@TomFoster24 ah yeah she is! Jesus would ya get Steven to pick us up someday n bring ya down he's an unemployed bum these days! Sure just..

Unemployment rate in July went up in Mass, CT, WI & NJ. High oil prices, lack of consumer & small biz confidence to blame. #smallbiz

Job Creator Republicans will cut back jobs $ complain about the cost of creating them. Expect an increase in unemployment before elections

Both of these dudes still live at home and one's been collecting unemployment for years. Sad how people think man

@SigourneyRio so not jobless yet lol. But not good :(

@sohc_SB haha! I'm tryna get thru to unemployment supposed to be paye tonight lmao I'm just makin sure it happenz LOL

New Jersey unemployment rate at 9.8%, highest since 1977 -Reuters

@BarackObama @Stefcutter @ABC @CBS @NBC 366,000 more on unemployment in 1 week. HOW LONG WELL THEY BE WITHOUT WORK SHITHEAD. U GOTTA GO

@FishStix lol can an unemployed man not play both????

@blumchen Ahhh, well since I'm jobless I'll tear up the house tomorrow for my install disk. IDK ETA atm. /wow that was a lot of letters.