News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.08.12 Part 23

I'm in a funk and I won't be out until I find a job. #unemployed #desperate #broke

I wonder what both @MittRomney and President @BarackObama have to say about the 99ers (both unemployed & OWSers)?

@upsnodowns LOL is that the spin you really want to use? AS I SAID, 366,000 NEW UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS this week. 2,000 is the increase lstwk

Incredible that some people think unemployment has gone up since 2009! Incredible, mis-inforrmed or, at best, duped by the GOP.

lol unemployed ones hush af

I've done more work since I've been unemployed than I ever did while having a job #somethingswrong

Its delaware, connecticut. Its new jersey got hella bricks!

But I have been unemployed for a week and a half, I'm bored as hell. How do people stay unemployed?

@DollieB33 you crazy as hell let them fire you guh #unemployment

@kasinca: @thedailybeast Taxpayer who were unemployed half the year paid a higher effective rate, you f*cking dipshit. LOL!!

See I'm unemployed with no boss hoe

@Indie_Obama Are we lying about the 8.3% unemployment, the 5 trillion new Obama debt, or the highest number of people on food stamps ever?

@matkiwi darling, the clue is in 2nd year unemployed!!! xx

This line make me feel like I'm in the unemployment office #MAD

I'm glad that school is starting soon cause I'm not really great at this unemployment thing unless it involves traveling.

Being jobless, I was confused to get a letter announcing my membership in the Nat'l Ass. of Professional Women (NAPW)...ah, but it's a scam.

Its weird to think I pay about the same in taxes on #unemployment as @mittromney who made $20mil LY. Who says he cant relate to poor people?

@Larry__Williams @upsnodowns Read the article, 366,000 NEW jobless claims JUST as I stated. Try and Spin all you want, Obama Puppet!

#Its2012And #Obama is unemployed

@sophieescullion aye,we'll just hijack your house sure, you're a soldier. You are unemployed, your occupation is going out.

@Talk_Nuh it's truee, but it's gonna get harder cos of the unemployment rates blah blah

@TheRevAl good, be sure and explain to people why the unemployment benefits number went UP, again. @MittRomney 2012

@Aynenn_Yeliah go study and get in some weights, stop wasting my alumni dollars cause I'm jobless for a moment

@KevRuns ..or get gov't benefits. Welfare, unemployment, food stamps-ALL REQUIRE PHOTO ID. Can't get 'em otherwise. But that's OK, right?

«@BrandMe_Prince I filled out 6 applications & no one has called me. Forever unemployed.. Lol» i got bands.... But ya gotta dance. You down?

President Obama wants to raise taxes when the real unemployment # is 15% wow. A monkey could do a better than he has running the country.

I'd rather be working than unemployed tho.

Will go somewhere tomorrow morning. Jobless. :))

move in day? im glad i'm an educated adult and don't have to deal with that shit bc I'm too busy being unemployed LIKE A BOSS

I don't feel guilty about sleeping til noon because unemployed, I can do whatever the fuck I please.

@Sammy4Liberty not jus congress bro, all govt positions esp with as many overqualified unemployed folks walkin round

stay unemployed, problem solved

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you tell me am that Nigga but am still unemployed

It's that serious. I hate it that much... But it's a job... In a society full of jobless people... So I guess I'll get my ass outta this car

@GlitterfulFelt Q5. a lot of children..we live near communities that have been rocked by unemployment #bagitforward #champions4kids

Here's the CA Gov plan: raise taxes, increase unemployment, scare all businesses away, file BK, HOPE to get re-elected. Our plan? Vote u out

@GlitterfulFelt Q5 alot of unemployment where we live so alot of children will need our help #BagitForward

After filling out that job application, I feel like I've just been violated. I think I need a nap and a cold shower. #unemployment

At work on twitter bullshitting around.thank god for this promo cause if i wasn't a great worker.#unemployed

@ElectMittRomney Mitt don't stand for nothing. Flip Flop on everything come on stop lying with you 4.5 % unemployment rate.

@GlitterfulFelt @MamaLuvsBooks My nieces could use some help - their parents are unemployed & homeless. #champions4kids #BagitForward

Got a part time nanny job today.... EXACTLY what I wanted. Wow, I'm a blessed girl. Haven't even been unemployed more than a week :)

Being single is a lot being unemployed

@SunG108 @LondonEnchants how do you think you're going to tell an unemployed person you're making $60k from someone's work abducted think

@FullFact The ratio of applicants to jobs is a medial 5:1 - a lot worse in unemployment black spots. This is applied mince and pish.

Got my unemployment extended... Swishhhhh

Eating Ramen noodles and can't get that tweet @BlameTheBlasian say about how it taste like unemployment outta my head *throws out Ramen*

Works gonna be finishing soon and I'll be just as poor and jobless as the rest of you peasants.

@mygiantrobot I imagine they didn't tell you why so you'd be eligible for unemployment and can't sue for wrongful termination. #itsnotyou

But if Nanny, Housekeeper & Financial Planner are all jobs, how are housewives lazy & unemployed when many do all 3?

@CausticPop Unemployment rates in the major capitalist economies were between 0% & 4% from 1945-80, despite increasing labour regulation

@TLCarn and yea will do bud, I'm always free as I'm unemployed and lack friends! Just drop me a bell on shitter

@mbindwane R5bn won't do a damn thing to address the structural, legislative reasons why youth unemployment is so high. Open your eyes..

@dylanw also struggling with serious unemployment and no money since the crash. It hit them *very* hard.

This government hasn't a clue. Shutting down Remploy factories and making over 100 people jobless is just another 100 on disability benefits

@Record_Melissa More accurate. w/ 9.8% unemployment, it's clear that the Gov's 'Jersey Comeback' is as elusive as Mitt Romney's tax returns

@JadayT I'm always free... joys of being unemployed. Fine you?

@MilesMcBean wicked mate. I'm jobless but gonna retrain to become a care worker. Gonna do nvqs in care and work my way up :)

Please ask repubs why Under the great Ronald Reagan, we had 5 straight years (60 months) of 7% or higher unemployment. t.co/jgVmHb9Y

I was gonna post a joke about unemployment, but it still needs some work.

I have had the best few weeks of my life traveling and going on new adventures! Being #unemployed is awesome!

I NEVER REALIZE HOW MANY YOUNG PEOPLE IS JOBLESS TILL I GOT ON HERE!!!

I'm broke. I was done with my 25 dollars yesterday. Eff unemployment.

So, what do unemployed people do all day?

Unemployment benefits will make u so lazy....especially if u got multiple side hustles....like fuck working

“@ohhthatsAfrica: @MandoMikey I'll be on unemployment” fuck that , just be quite and look nice

Ironic that the one friend I ever slept with was unemployed and had no benefits.

@NYCGuy2012 The #obama plan leaves to many unemployed so they have no penny to give.

@JimPethokoukis wat say u,Under d great Ronald Reagan,we had 5 straight years (60 months) of 7% or higher unemployment. t.co/jgVmHb9Y

@cHaeLShahril tidor lah u...oh.. I forgot you're 'jobless'... Dang!! U can sleep in!!!

#Its2012And the unemployment rate is still high and people still are having a hard time getting jobs! smh!

#WhatsNotHot jobless boys

You have 2 daughters, do not have a job, and you're not pressed to get one because you're currently collecting unemployment.... Oh okay

I will Never be Unemployed

My bad: wanted to say GOP crony spell concern 4 unemployment advocating austerity @haldonahue @tokyo_tom @tradebomber @mikloshvanegan @1phd

they all hate school............. unemployment

@Kloofscandal we make unemployment look good. #vagagaggagagag!!!!

lol “@BIGFINE4: I NEVER REALIZE HOW MANY YOUNG PEOPLE IS JOBLESS TILL I GOT ON HERE!!!”

The money you are about earn is belongs to 300 families who are still unemployed and hungry cos of Turkish Airlines @Messi_Oficial

@Taheira your clothes hustles seems legit thou so focus on that since you unemployed & talented

Unemployed & Talented

@LalitaLahiri @MariaMars_2285 I am jobless at the moment. So time pass like a true masochist. What to do????? Hand is not going to remote

I kno unemployed people who make more money than me

A day in the life of the unemployed #easyliving t.co/AqZ2KpTd

Ima move back to Tempe on Hayden Ln., grab a 1.5 bedroom apt. for my 5 kids, and become unemployed. Then put out a mixtape.

I always find it so tacky when someone on unemployment dies & a family member requests access to the remaining funds.

@marcbrfc91 you jobless bum lol hope youre okay :) xx

Florida's unemployment, foreclosure rates remain among the highest in the nation - so it's still the economy driving the Florida narrative

Unemployment rate 9.8%, highest since 1977 @GovChristie darling of GOP?? What do the faux poll numbers mean with record unemployment?

Lmao at this guy watching my dumbass try to parallel park.

Welcome to uni. A place where you will pile up thousand of pounds of debt and after 3 years join a long list of others unemployed. #congrats

The new Education Connection girl isn't as attractive as the old one #unemployed

I'm 100% sure the guy the guy claiming to be jobless and having a disabled daughter hasn't bathed in a week. Poor guy :/

@LaBellaYella But Im STILL unemployed ..

Austerity is feeding ground for unemployment & it never work,never! EU eco shrink! @haldonahue @tokyo_tom @tradebomber @mikloshvanegan @1phd

The Government shud create jobs not give away money to the unemployed... That's jst gonna make South Africans more lazy

“@iTasleem: @dazzlin_tootsie @HaneefaMustapha you girls are jobless!” Aah! Your older sisters?

i know a couple niggas dats unemployed but still got dat work

@Msz_Fancy No problem! It's a job in itself looking for one in Orlando girl trust I know. I use to work for Unemployment in Orlando!