News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.08.12 Part 20

@dtrekker @kate_christie_ @intl08 Joy suggested I open a bakery if I become unemployed. It spiraled from there. As these things do...

THE GOVERNMENT PUSH THE BUTTON TO STOP ALL UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS. SO PEOPLE PLEASE BE CAREFUL TODAY BECAUSE THEY FUKKING WITH PEOPLE MONEY.

If your looking for a player for your subbuteo team or to give the unemployed an opportunity add my mate StuPot0711 #IQofamillionthough

Reading tweets every single day does not make you a well read individual. It does make you a jobless fuck though.

The Internet is boooooring today I guess it's because everyone is unemployed and playing Team Fortress 2 amiright??????????

All dis he does is to get attention ignore him,seydou is worthless and jobless@TeamZainab: @KeaLeeBBA7 600 illumi

@glenharden @lucas_aidan oh sure, here's a fact, I've probably earned more doing a minimum wage summer job tha you have this year #jobless

Today has been the saddest day of being unemployed! Looking for part time or full time work in the Lansing area let me know if you can help!

@trishamariepais jobless much :p

@tay889 Yes thanks, stressed, jobless and cant do anything as me and mark have no money ha! Hard times And i owe people still..! are you? :)

AZ jobless rate up one tenth of a point to 8.3% in July.

CA unemployment rate at 10.7% and yet they continue to kiss illegal immigrants asses and let them have free run!

Peanut butter cup cereal + coffee + OJ = great day starter for unemployed #elb #whatwedointn

Thorncliffe Park (where my family lived briefly) has 69% university degrees (vs 40% rest of Toronto), but double unemployment. @aliweiWay

@KyleTSpalding Wow,nothing else to resort to so you assume Im unemployed?Clutching at straws a bit now mate.I work for myself

Oh. You're unemployed....... NEXT

Psychiatry has tried to make depression into a political issue in America, much like poverty, unemployment, or AIDS. -Dr. Peter R. Breggin

@ICyourPCness Everyone w/ a brain has distanced themselves from Husseins FAILED record of DEBT/UNEMPLOYMENT/NTL Bankruptcy!!

New Instagram update. Highlights of my unemployed life

‘I am entitled to live in a house like this’: Jobless mother-of-seven insists her family deserve’ ?1.25MILLION taxpayer-funded home >Deport

Can my unemployed adult brother please do the dishes? Me and madre are too busy WORKING. #pleaseandthankyou

If you broke & jobless stop flexing on twitter loser.

“@LaurenLoSooo: Bossin on a boat t.co/otohWR9X”: see unemployment has its perks!!!

@prasannavishy he is anyway jobless now :)

honestly, i think the point of unemployment is to make you stop feeling terrible and get you to do the damn thing already. #gettingonit

@FlowzDunbar what? you just lost your job? unemployed? all u need is $40 lmaoo

@zouzouxxx oh i know this xD hahaha jobless.

All these things are distracting attention from high price ,inflation ,hunger and unemployment ....

Have my appeals hearing this morning to see if I can reverse decision on my unemployment benefits. Wish me luck! I need it.

@Rileyy_69 @dahnyam Still living at home with your dad, having a criminal record and being unemployed just signals failure

@KyleDobie so instead, i bitch about being broke and unemployed.

@eidakaulitz I wish I could. Big sigh. Nope. I'm penniless. Unemployed and broke.

Oh @bdell1014 you will NOT address G @Smooth_Orator in such a fashion. He may be unemployed but he has integrity. He's no THIEF

alone, carrying nothing, pockets nearly empty, feeling like a jobless drifter. only i'm not drifting, i'm a blur on a quiet street

They might seem jobless, but they're not.. @sardesairajdeep: y cn't the PM go to Pune, Blore, Hydrbd tom n make a joint appeal for calm?

@johnjannuzzi Join travel agents and VCR repairmen in the great unemployment line in the sky.

@SlimiHendrix @thefakemodibo HE called G unemployed and said FUCK YO BLOG my shit HOT!

It makes me sick that some of you young people sit at home on your lazy ass collecting unemployment doing nothing with your life.....

Spoke to a great guy who does delivery. Why do brilliant people work mediocre jobs? And why do jobless people tweet brilliantly?

...While some people want to work or NEED to collect unemployment to support their families but they can't or get cut off because lazy fucks

Someone needs to hire me. I'm fucking awesome. #unemployment

@Thornton_Erik I don't pay taxes lol and unemployment insurance has nothing to do with taxes. I told you not to trust Stan. He sucked

Today's jobless claims continue to show Obamanomics has failed our country. Time for #RomneyRyan2012

GOING TO POST-WORK HAPPY HOUR WITH EMPLOYED PEOPLE WHILE UNEMPLOYED IS LIKE SNEAKING ONTO THE T. NO WORK, ALL REWARD. #DISGRUNTLEDUNEMPLOYEE

#IfIWereHot being lazy/unemployed wouldn't be a factor with the amount of money and sex I get.

News Flash: Unemployment is Up, that can mean only one thing: libidos are down.

When folk think they have a problem in their life hahahah nut get a real problem #poverty #unemployment #abuse #livinginawarzone

#Its2012And Unemployment is 8.3%

Dear John Fogerty: With unemployment so high, it should be no surprise that we have finally found someone to stop the rain. cc: Blind Melon

Arizona unemployment rate for July was 8.3%, up from 8.2% in June, matching U.S. rate. State lost nearly 22K jobs primarily seasonal cycle.

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool

@TaBRANCHula fuck it I'm never unemployed for long

@FnSConcreteCEO I know you did what I'm saying is I didn't fight your unemployment because your my friend and were having a baby

Fuck you Kroger. Not working there any longer after the 29th. Idc if I'm fucking jobless

Going garlands on a work night soon to be unemployed!

I'm Bouta Carry My Ass To The Unemployment Office I Need To Be In Somebodies Government Building

Im fucked up I didnt bust a trap in a month and a few weeks no job no unemployment no welfare this shit killin me

a friend just posted on FB that she's sent applied for 124 job in 1 year. she's now competing with a surge of new graduates. #Unemployment

Unemployment office visit went very good. Pays to dress up & master adobe reader I guess.

Time to face the real world & get a real job that pays real money! Temporarily (I hope) will be hitting unemployment though

Why am I STILL unemployed

Otjiwarongo hit by unemployment, damn

Does this new NJ unemployment rate include ppl who just finished college?

@nenshi @aliweiWay Curious: Unemployment because degrees from non-Cdn institutions, not recognized? To solve problem, need to identify it.

The Adventures of Unemployed Man is fantastic. Bought it for the art, turns out to be the funniest thing I've read in years!

@ednaagoo nope...am 27now...bscs grad..unemployed...lol

@DMILL2141 I'm in. I'm unemployed, I need a source of income

NY man suspected of faking drowning is re-arrested: An unemployed man suspected of faking his own drowning at a New York beach to col...

You know what Quebec's real problem is? Not enough language police. Hire 250,000 more n u have solved unemployment problem. #qc2012

Gov uses #SANCTIONING to manufacture false #unemployment figs. Gov ORDERS its 3rd parties to SANCTION MORE PEOPLE quote = ?ZERO income!

@REALBROTHER0003 @IndyEnigma @therightplanet @TheMaverick21 RB making up numbers again I see. Spew ur illogic to the 30 million unemployed

But wanted to only work one day a week. Um no thanx. Then filed for unemployment. For real?

I'm technically unemployed but I know one damn thing... bitch I got my edges....

It's either do business wit vultures or unemployment

I feel like...every person that was sitting in the unemployment office got up and went to shop at Market Basket at the same time!

@ChartMoMo ...then so b it & i guess lets just keep going higher on that, Go Bulls!! My bet unemployment back over 9% if Obama is re-elected

@BLU_YA_MIND Not All! That's like saying all black men are jobless bums!

@cladydiva007 young lady..dd i by mistake tell u i nid a job??..abi dd i complain 2 u dah im jobless???

Can someone please at least give me an interview?! Sick of being unemployed!!

@galamolabi I'm unemployed and happy! I wash laundry ya batho and make money! Loooove it

Your lines aint working nigga they unemployed

@REALBROTHER0003 @IndyEnigma @therightplanet @TheMaverick21 14.1% unemployment in Black comm - Why not support O w such success? Hell you do

Who wants to see some dope magic tricks? I've been practicing! #unemployment

“@CarlaGarbuttXx: Going garlands on a work night soon to be unemployed!” HAhahah this is why I no longer have a job!

@SimonJCLeBON BooFUCKINGhoo on the hotel, dude! I'm unemployed but still am coming to your DPAC show. Be thankful for the roof over ur head!

UK should worry about the disaster David Cameron, the scandal of Libor, unemployment etc. Freedom to Assange! #FreedomToAssange #UK

Unemployment claims may be down, but proclaiming its bcs econ is doing better is a stretch, no? Maybe folks just stopped making claims...

It's possible I could be jobless again:/

Hahahah. Poor peoples party president. Ati wen he cums into power minimum wage will be 2m. Unemployed will get 1m.lol t.co/rSzexJ4i

This unemployed shit is nice

Here's my shocked face: 1st time unemployment claims are up again and (as is the pattern) last week's lowball numbers were revised upwards.

@Clint_ZA I also dont like the striking when there is so much unemployment, But the guilty is the leaders who told them to do this :-)

So in typical Democrat liar fashion, they will tell you the bad news but not good. They wont tell you Bush had 4% unemployment and 1.75 gas

@dxman830 seriously. Unemployed but gonna pay to apply for a job. Makes sense.

God only knows how people can remain unemployed for years. I've had 2 weeks off work and its soul destroying!!! I need to be busy!

im nearly broke with my job...how do you jobless people do it?

@iTAT_uPAY that's true. It's just sad that niggas will really leave a working educated determined girl just to fuck wit jobless hoes.

And people wonder why people dont wana claim their heritage anymore...what are the percs of being black? Welfare? Prison? Unemployment?

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@mikejurecki @nbrose4 He was so great against AZ that he's in danger of being unemployed. What's that say about AZ's QBs AND defense?