News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.08.12 Part 33

old school Disney films alone in bed because all my friends are working :( life of the unemployed

Idk why but I enjoy staring at my DP. #jobless

@Uzzy_Uz_Uz @skysports no I want him jobless

#Its2012And I'm unemployed and have like 1 GCSE. Hopefully that'll change next week. #JobInterview #ResultsDay

being unemployed is seriously making this summer so much more enjoyable

I will never be unemployed because I work for #God. And #God's work will NEVER be done. #AMEN

Blonde widow got a letter from Wyoming. All it said was I'm on my way. more skinny 1960s white guys?? #bonanza #unemployed

I woke up this morning and jumped out of bed at 5.30 am, realised I am now unemployed and jumped back into bed !

Heres to that stupid cunt that told me I'm worthless because I was laid off and unemployed..the real worlds tougher then you think sweetie!

Guys..I'm looking for youths aged 18-24 who are unemployed and not in education for a tv appearance which MAY lead to employment. Holla ASAP

Hey @finneyk Could you have the two laughing stocks @econjared and @billburton716 show us their unemployment chart again? @Bashirlive

A relationship is like a job...When you slack off, you get fired, & someone else get's promoted. That's why a lot of people are unemployed.

@caitlinfrench8 FUCK OFF #unemployed

@shylia20 I don't but Im jobless and they paying lol

Im unemployed and got more money than you....

Since when was it cool to not work? Collect and live off of unemployment though?? #notcool

Ergh the smell of weed makes me physically sick! No good jobless low lifes!

Unemployed college graduates on Bedford: stop trying to sell me children!

If d sem determination in arrestin HH ws applied 2 dealin w/ unemployment,GBV,investment in schools,we myt see signs of progress~Chipimo

“@Lola_Stackz: Im unemployed and got more money than you....”

@WhatAPriss @MPRnews Except for the unemployment gap in this state is still 20% higher for blacks. Funny how that works.

It's been great, @STEMatNU, but it's time for a change. 10 minutes until I'm unemployed! Cue the panic.

A man without a job is like a cowboy with no gun... #unemployed

Fully Unemployed , Enjoying days without any work. Wowo Cool

#Its2012And Still jobless.

Chief Keef fans love unemployment.

@Dooby000 it's unfortunate, and we don't ever wish unemployment upon someone, but staying out of the cuffs just comes with the job. (IMO)

Just got in and going out in a couple of hours, I am surprisingly busy for a jobless person

she made me feel like im that nigga & im still unemployed

Unemployed for the next 3 days. Weird feeling.

With NJ unemployment at a 35 year high, it's time for @GovChristie to change Jersey Comeback to Jersey! Come Back!

God provides. Unemployed one day and i have a job

During my #unemployment, I've taken to checking @megabushelp to see how many people they've pissed off on any given day for entertainment.

@lwangamwilu Ba CSO utulo. They won't even release unemployment numbers you think they'd waste time on technology usage?

Whoa, Candy told Blonde window it was time to find a new husband. Way to be subtle! #bonanza #unemployed #letsgetiton

#IblameRomneyFor high unemployment rate. #VoteObama

semesters textbooks: $1000, rent for your apartment:$950, tuition: $5000, sitting on the unemployment line when you graduate: priceless.

If your jobless stop fucking moaning and do something about it! I have ny own problems!

@FatherFantaskis WILD that #CameronsBritain has left me unemployed for 2 yrs, & now my taxes will be WASTED on BULLSHIT. #rantover

Only in #ATL will a man be unemployed or live with his mama but still have the nerve to juggle multiple women, instead of concentrating on 1

#NewJersey have a 9.8% Unemployment rate so Gov Pillsbury DoughBoy speak about your plans to fix this instead of blaming Pres Obama

@cool_yah_blood: @An_drEyy finkin abt it now ..ionno ?Mccheew jobless cow

@lauul_x not fair! Life of the unemployed- well me and jake :) haha xx

Don't know why half of Morecambe are unemployed when they could easily work in a circus freak show #Freaks

Remember when everybody was out of work and republicans cut our weeks of unemployment? Want more of that? Really? #Obama2012

@NatlHeadStart Who do we contact about offering CDA training to parents who are unemployed? No Fee, must provide volunteer service for us.

@berry_oakley However science and morality intersect in the real world on the corner of Unemployment Rate Rd and Criminal Justice System St

Someone put a rope across the trail and knocked Candy off his horse. Ben warns him that danger is afoot. #bonanza #unemployed

Dis unemployment office is OVERRATED!

From May2011-July2012, the only difference between me and a panhandler was my weekly unemployment check.

God has no unemployment in his service

Romantic graveside canoodling with Blonde Widow. #bonanza #unemployed

All employees who have left work already today consider themselves unemployed #stinkstobeyou

I went from a few weeks away from being a manager to unemployed... life sucks!

@lexuhbooz I'm off/unemployed for weekend!

@keirz91x not lucky lil been jobless for a week!! Got a new one yest tho, a better one too :) u goin on holiday?? Xx

with unemployment at an all time high #Obama gives amnesty to millions of illegals flooding the workplace. thanks #Scumbag

@ojboinc you give an inmate a sheet of paper not issue by the state and you unemployed

@Ben_Jonno then you'd both be jobless and id be fuming ohhhh dammit that's abit shit hmm keep looking #motivation

When im jobless all i want is money, when i have one all i want is freedom

5,400,000 - When Barack Obama first took office there were 2.7 million long-term unemployed Americans. Today there are twice as many. YAY!

@jakward100 @RLBizzle84 will be single and pending unemployed so get int car and come see how t'other half live lads!

@realDonaldTrump I bet you are correct sir, just like gas prices will miraculously drop and unemployment will fall below 7% among others.

#Its2012And I m Jobless :'(

@Barber_Joe_ took you long enough...employed>>>> unemployed

The unemployment gap for blacks is higher across the United States as well. That trend doesn't depart. @Lo_Kei

I need a car. I hate driving my moms mini-van. -____- #jobless

so close to the weekend! one more week of work until i join the unemployment world!

Bw: I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. C: you didn't embarrass me, just got my shirt soggy. #bonanza #unemployed

With all the job opportunities I post, not one of my friends should be jobless lol and I should be a recruiter :-)

He make me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

Maybe if we cut footballers wages we could sort out the recession, the economy, unemployment ect #JustAnIdea

@alexxxispaige still jobless.

+ apparently Im not n med Skool,Im unemployed&living off my mother,wit a horrible bitterness against my sons father.Wow.U should b a writer.

I seriously need another job. but I only wanna work in the mall, guess that's why I'm jobless. Im soooo picky. lol

@SnehaRajani @CilemaSnob that's the catch..i'm a freelancer (code for jobless). No one can fire me

Im no longer unemployed #newjob

@Real_Liam_Payne i'm 24, unemployed, and love your band on like pathetic levels. i am clearly a winner and you should clearly follow me.

@WhatAPriss cont... Of black to white unemployment in the entire country.

President can't make you graduate high school or college if you're unemployed it's mostly your fault get a degree

I should just get fired so I can get unemployment. Ha. Jk jk. Not THAT lazy.

@Rachael_Burrows yeah either, I can fit in around you as I am now jobless :-)

Too many jobless people in this world

Welp thanks to fines and slow work...we just had layoffs....and now I will be going to thr unemployment office in the AM... #RomneyRyan2012

goin to an after work mixer even tho I'm unemployed #FTW

@BeckMarie13 do I have to pay? I'm unemployed lol

@Lisa017 Thanks! I've been unemployed since 2009 & have been rejected so many times so this means the world to me!

Brawling in the streets if Virginia City! New Skinny 1960s guy has a mustache. #bonanza #unemployed

@EveryoneOnEarth @tentwentysixpm GW once called asking for $. I told them I was currently unemployed well you dont have to give much

I'm bout to gglo home ans stunt on the unemployed people in my house. Llsssss

coming here so often doesn't look good to the waggle-tongues in town. Waggle Tongues. Awesome. #bonanza #unemployed

There are some jobless ppl in town who just believe in talking and spreading shit.

@SweetCak3sL Thanks! It's such a relief for me since I've been unemployed since 2009!

New Jersey unemployment rate at 9.8 percent, highest since 1977: (Reuters) - New Jersey's unemployment rate rose in July for the four...

@Official_SABC1 they r more issues affecting the youth dat we cn debate about beside #YizoYizo, unemployment is one of them

@fawadchaudhry @ShareThis nation doesn't give a eff if they are not to eradicate poverty,terrorism,unemployment,power-cuts in country!

@Unemployed_Alex haha well no wonder I don't know what it means

How bout unemployment? @mjbtheceo ... ... I'm not chillin huh?

Over work already. Is it December yet? Need that unemployment to come! #SanDiego13 @The_GS_Crew

I'M FREE! I never thought I would be so thrilled to be #unemployed!