News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.08.12 Part 36

Wow 1 week without work and I feel bored out of my mind. How do people on welfare and unemployment do it? Lazy fuck faces!!!

Wen u kam u wld know@BrendieB19: What job?? @akuzor_quophie: Awww saa.kam lemme employ uBrendieB19: So am nw an unemployed graduate

C: Walk in sunshine. Always. ... Ok, then? #bonanza #unemployed The end!

@GovChrstie is a Failure 9.8% Unemployment and his bowing to Sharia law and Muslim radicals, no wonder Saudi owned @FoxNews pushes him.

@zoebirtles I think that they can smell the unemployment on us... Racists!

Interview next thursday ! #bouttime it's been nice being jobless for a week. #bumstatus

I'm probably going to be on the 10 o clock news on channel 2 tonight. I just talked to a camera crew about overpayment of unemployment be...

Being jobless

@mattwensing high unemployment rate is new black

Youth unemployment in Ireland in 2011 was 40%(after emigration). Compare: Greece, Spain abt 50%. UK about 20% #crisis #rtept

Sometimes I unfollow people because of their really shitty/unfunny tweets Honestly, couldn't care less what your cat ate today #Unemployment

The last time the US unemployment rate was as close as 4 tenths of a percentage point to Pennsylvania's? June 2008. #economy

Sooo now I'm jobless, broke and just got another mastercard..... #studentlife

I Was looking at the Fox News yesterday. Blacks have 14% of the unemployment rate. #Sad

Guess who's unemployed again! Nannying is done for the summer, which leaves me just tomorrow to finish packing for school...

Hate being jobless...its a bitch

I decided to live tweet that ep because starting Monday, I'm no longer #unemployed and prob won't have time for such sillies.

Wish I was Going hard tonight like all you unemployed uni bastards.. #getajob #uniisadoss #lazystudents

So how does this unemployment thing work?

My mind is always working.. It'll never be unemployed...

Your job description says Mystic Prophet so that must mean you're not just unemployed, but you're never planning on being employed?

@Official_SABC1 nisi`jwayela gabi ! U owe us a repeat of #YIZOYIZO not all of us are unemployed

State unemployment report comes out tomorrow. Will NC's 9.4% rate hold, go up, or head down? #ncpol #consnc #tcot

With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?

@foxnews “@K_BUSH_TOREAL: I Was looking at the Fox News yesterday. Blacks have 14% of the unemployment rate. #Sad”

Minimum wage laws are definite factors in the unemployment rate. How ironic. Believe it or not.

#Its2012And I'm still unemployed

The Private sectors know that by telling us there are no jobs, unemployment rate is up, we are in recession, they can control us.

@georgegalloway unemployment up by 17 % in Bradford this year George . Never mind Assange . This town needs you more #jobs4Bradford

@lauramayjackson Dennis wont be able to help either. Hes unemployed for life haha!

Damn im jobless #bittersweet

Might just get a job. Hmm could just be unemployed. What can I glean from life?

Is #MittRomney trying to look like #Beck ??? Not working #whiteBoardmoment #economy #jobs #unemployment #99ers #seniors #healthcare

The last time Pennsylvania's unemployment rate rose 3 tenths of a percentage point was 2009. When it happened 7 months in a row. #economy

@laurabarclay93 ohh I know that feeling... I'm in serious debt now n jobless great crack!!! #joys

@kenentrepreneur I did an article on unemployment. Will share with you.

@holladeepo you're jobless

Unskilled unemployment is so high, yet grocery stores replace check out clerks w/machines. — paraphrased from Price of Inequality (2/2)

@BrettArends Chicago. Spent two years unemployed after 2001 crash. Which is why I am now a journalist. :)

I ain't buy my ex no goddamn sneakers. I just paid for everything we did instead. Since he was unemployed.

Why Is Black Male Unemployment Highest In History Under #Obama? @BashirLive @finneyk @repjohnlewis @econjared @billburton716 @mikeviqueira

These lil girls getting they nails done for school. Im unemployed & my nails done every 2 weeks faithfully.

@Alidavieswxm was gonna go March with jobless Dave wasn't I.

Omg @itsJeNN_BITCH. Ur crazy chick! So I am jobless now :(

@keithacg if my son finds himself unemployed someday and decides the way to handle it is sit on a park bench and heckle businessmen...

@Maglc_Mike reemhaha typical jobless fool looks at it that way!bold prick I worked hard getting 2 this stage not a benefits fraud like u!

Job for a Cowboy? More like Unemployment for a Cowboy

@MayeBEE I miss you too, how is life being unemployed and free again? Is this idea going to make us millionaires?

336,000 people applied for unemployment benefits last week in North Carolina. #Fact 

@INDIGOSKYY Check record of economic growth, unemployment, etc. post-Bush tax cuts. They worked.

Dolllla beers with @meagwhyland does it count as happy hour if you're unemployed?

I was gonna post a joke about unemployment, but it still needs some work... #Lol

Dude at the gig asked me what's the best way for him to get on unemployment... Smh he serious too. He wants to stay home and sell drugs.

@frasernelson I agree there

I knw u jobless if u tweet plenty plenty

plus side 2 being jobless ima in ther gym twice as much

@DWStweets You had time to spew #LIES about #RomneyRyan2012 but never did mention the 366,000 NEWLY unemployed. Wish you were 1 of them.

@SteveTwerkle Unemployed niggas in relationships.. and I can't even.. mannn.. FUCK SCHOOL

@SereDoc High NJ unemployment vs. good Wisconsin performance is probably one reason Ryan is Veep choice.

@CaptainMamba Bush, unemployment goes up! Obama, it goes down | t.co/My3758vY

Unemployment would be a good 550 a week tho... He might be on to something...

Rizzle kicks - couch potato...i will end up jobless, fat and dumb,but i will do it!

The longer #Romney befuddles with his #taxreturns the less he has to discuss the #REALISSUES #economy #jobs #unemployment #99ers #seniors

@Jordan_mat sweet- prepare for a life of unemployment!!

Jobless t.co/obtKXTeg

Y'all ain't seen me on ya tl like this since I was unemployed haha.

@evaab do not give up hope ! as the saying goes hope is the poor man's bread :) (the gov. says more lies about decreasing unemployment rate)

@beakelsand I'm unemployed so I have plenty of time to tweet.

Doesn't understand how people can actually enjoy being jobless #imissworking

@BeksPreston haha me too!! Feel like I'm unemployed!

Or make them eternally unemployed MT @slone: Dems SO cocksure of black vote they do NOT care if they DISRESPECT & INSULT them. #tcot #tlot

I vow to not be jobless this semester.

@shawnweston Helped pay for my daughters education and she spends the summers unemployed so she started her own business.

An audit found the State of Oregon overpaid $41 million in unemployment benefits. My hard working tax dollars at work there.

Gonna make my only week of summer COUNT! #Unemployed #gonnafuckshitup

Attention @Moveon...I am already unemployed, so probably sending me an email titled You're fired! was a bad idea.

think of all the unemployed melkmen :(

I needs a Job #unemployed

Love those #NewJersey bitches blaming 9.8% unemployment on anyone other than #democrats! Whew. Disaster averted! #BarackObama

@ryan_thomson1 you would of been good with the unemployment, CBD and run down areas with your home place

Ariz. jobless rate rises to 8.3%

@MsToya718 when niggas stunt and Instagram their Jordans now, it's gonna automatically show they're in the unemployment office.

Mom quit telling me to get a job you unemployed hypocritical bitch #STFU

Today our poverty level has rise from 40 to 70%, unemployment increased 4rm 15 to 70%, public debt increased to abt 1.6trillion #PDP govtm

@kalelemelin your done congrats! :) #unemployed

Did I hear correctly? Jobless rate in NEW JERSEY is 9.8%???? Why don't we hear much about that?? Above the national avg!

It feels good to say that I am a newly unemployed individual #bum

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga , & I'm still unemployed .

I refuse to be jobless anymore. Need loads of money ASAP

@jeff_pulice @mmfa @CJR Unemployment 8% or higher for 42 straight months.STIMULUS failed. You are correct Numbers dont lie.

UNEMPLOYED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

@emtom22 It's just jobless Z listers.

@___Letty nigga with what job? People are unemployed nowadays

Jobless something.. Sio!!!@Hestarh

Lomntana ung'zela ng'bo stout kao. Unemployed but she hella with the blow jobs #BoomShakaLaka

Hurry up n kam n join we the unemployed graduatesRT @Call_me_Jewelz: congrats hun BrendieB19

#PSA Illegal kiddies you must complete the #Scamnesty process & hold a job before getting unemployment. GP #FraudWard #Obama2012 #p2 #tcot

Just with both of us being unemployed, this is the last thing we needed.

@winkinj i think its been an over generalization that everyone was unemployed. But it brought light to something that wasnt discussed

@Alexis_Dominque @___Letty nigga with what job? People are unemployed nowadays? hahaha Damnn i thought u had one. lol