News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 12.09.12 Part 45

A hoe is an unemployed porn star.

off that jobless status. #fuckyeah

I may be unemployed,but I'm still gonna watch @ghosthunters!

We also have a long history of unemployment, government handouts and a seasonal work schedule. Drinking follows all three. #AlcoholHFX

Off to Airway Heights to pick up my last paycheck! #Unemployed

If last night was the party, this morning is the hangover, 43 straight months of unemployment above 8%. America deserves better.

@BiggTeej Ohh I feel youu. Im jobless too :(

Feel sorry for you jobless people

restaurants. who's hiring? GO! #jobless

Jk. I'm..unemployed.

What do unemployed people do all day.. 2 days

WSJ Survey: A hypothetical QE bond-buying program of $500 billion, would reduce unemployment by only 0.1 percentage points over a year.

@stevennuss WHEN ARE YOU FREE?! I'm on a gap year&

Sum ppl bout to b puttin up 3 unemployment checks for dat damn iPhone 5

u wouldnt get it all those pics u uploaded in ur uniform do i need to keep goingRT @2X_Tha_Pleasure: @smilingape1906 unemployment >

Why did the muslim woman go to the unemployment office? She lost her Hijab

.@PatrickH63 We have massive unemployment and deficits and the Ransom Money we pay for peace isn't working. #tcot

@GTM_Al lol chill chill that's way better than UNEMPLOYED

I kind of wish I was unemployed so I could circle jobs in the classifieds with a determined look on my face

Gas is $4 a gallon, the Arab world is burning, unemployment is sky high, our debt is $16 trillion and yet Obama will be re-elected.

So apparently I'm a manwhore...anyone got any open positions cause I'm kinda unemployed right now

I suspect today small drop in unemployment won't carry through the winter as benefits of Olympics jobs recede. Youth unemployment rising.

Damn im jobless

Everything is on the up &

QE3 will punish the 99% through low savings rates, higher gas and commodity prices. Won't help unemployment either.

The mall to fucking big for niggas to be unemployed

the way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

@tobin @latikambourke Does this mean Alan Jones will be unemployed ? He's the worst troll I know.

I blame Thatcher for my current unemployment. And her Tory regime.

@ASU_MostWanted to go to schools in the district including ASU has brough no biz there. unemployment has risen... Dist 2 is often listed on

Since all the basic bitches have employed in their bio , imma put unemployed in mine hahaha .

unemployed and I still shop at Whole Foods #getonmylevel

@nyandranzz @blogiswar Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess por being unemployed during a recession. I'll go watch Ideon now ¬.¬

@bloodyhellmate It's a shame we even have to have it, rhetorical or otherwise. MSM should all be on the unemployment rolls. Have a good day!

@jack_gothier life suck? Unemployed? Work just too much? Well I think you need a 500mlg of Fuckitol. It's a new antidepressant

It should be wrong for all these jobless fuckers to claim benefits unless they have a proper reason for it.

I'm gonna be on twitter more because i #FINALLY paid mah bill. #UNEMPLOYMENT #SUCKS

Only way I can talk to a woman that's unemployed, is if she's enrolled in some type of college...

Drawing geometrically precise 3-dimensional brick structures to stave off an encroaching depression. #unemployment

watching @davematthewsbnd on @TheEllenShow ...it's the closest I'll get to one of his shows this year! #unemployed

@RobrtPellegrino I want some but I really don't have to money right now. I'll have to wait when I'm jobless to see how I am financially

@oddlaura STOP QUITTING ALL YOUR JOBS AND YOU WON'T BE UNEMPLOYED

@DE_OConnell I'm always the fucking man regardless. #rememberthat #GameIsAlwaysOn prepare to get #fuckedup supporting the #jobless

@PStretch0466 will you find me a job, I am sick of #unemployment

Lmfao tru@Mar_B_Chillen: The mall to fucking big for niggas to be unemployed

Debating on going jobless...

@itsfuckinfern I figured that despite my unemployment I'll just go in every day and stock shelves and shit. Then they have to pay me, right?

Does anyone want to take bets on Michele Bachman and Sarah Palin becoming an unemployed lesbian couple?

@joerich25 in 07 unemployment was in the 4's by Jan 09 it was up to 7.8, continued to climb to a peak of 10 in 2010 now its 8

@DanaPerino just watched the Five on dvr, and I said the same thing earlier today about the unemployed bystanders - what a shame

@GnarlMarx @dadflannels @rachelmillman I got six years worth of art education (that's why I'm unemployed), it uses terms from art but...

@DavidRatcliffe_ I'm inside, cold, unemployed with a 3 week tan half scrubbed off...

And I wouldn't be jobless and happy if it hadn't been for those months of pain and joy. One Love.

If people would take an economics class, they'd better understand that unemployment will NEVER be 0%. All of you sound uneducated.

@SteveTheQuip Unemployment figures fiddled, resulting in paradox of flat-lining economy and increasing (tiny amount) employment. #toryfail

#Obama is in Vegas playing the FREE PASS LINE! #romney #economy #media #cnn #abc #nbc #foxnews #cbs #jobs #unemployment #employment #vote

Free idea—Mitt Romney should talk about the high unemployment rate and falling household income.

@AilinQuinteros i'm currently unemployed

There are so many jobs in London at the moment, so there is no excuse for unemployment

@erinwillett I think they just assume everyone is jobless, has ED, and loves porn.

Y'all gettin the iPhone 5 with ya unemployment check ? Priorities all out of whack

@RobrtPellegrino no they close for the winter after the first week of October #jobless

#AintUtheSameMf I hate broke niggaz yet you sittin at ya mama house jobless tweeting that weak ass shit on her Wifi. Tsk tsk

@_pharaohh I'M UNEMPLOYED. I need others to feed me!

Today I had a moment where I had to say I was under the category of unemployed and I've never felt so rubbish about jobs ever!

#ToBeHonest people on welfare and unemployment should be drug tested

Ranting at strangers, about pointless, trivial shit. Finally got this Unemployment thing nailed then.

Tired of High Gas Prices, unemployment and taxes!? #takeastand Join Young Americans 4 @mittromney this Saturday! #gop

Kids need to realize not to dick around in high school. Would you rather work hard for four years or live an unemployed, miserable life?

@chelseahandler working boobs are for hookers and mothers. These boobs look unemployed.

@ashleyyaannn I'm not unemployed yet. The future is ominous at best...

Now I'm jobless, sleep biko bia

First question from a welder, double ivy, married poetry memorizer and unemployed feminist #totalmanduderesurgence #endofmen

Some people just want to be jobless, broke and stupid.

@FARAGAIS hmmm neva mind dem abeeg...basu da aiki..so jobless!

I am going to be forever jobless

Starting my Job tonight with @erinlynnpaw12 because apparently they thought it would be a good idea for us to work together. #unemployment

@mattyglesias: ..Romney shld talk about high unemployment &

Downloading Suits and Streaming Mellisa and Joey .... Damn jobless

@mattyglesias He can't do that because he's committed to slashing spending which increases unemployment.

@LuanaMacLac unemployment 12.0%(p) in Jul 2012 in Nevada

@TheKudlowReport The person I really want to see unemployed is you. You are a total blithering idiot, just like Romney.

@hawks5999 Bernanke: QE reduces unemployment

Unemployment in Australia tipped to rise from 5% to 5.5% - Part Time employment is skewing the figures... #ybrbizseminar

@mattyglesias: ..Romney shld talk about high unemployment &

Back To Being Jobless like @ThatNiggaMD lol! No more olive garden date! Lol

Centrelink love me! I have until Nov to chillax but Im in there every other day with project ideas for the unemployed!

does anyone know of any places that are hiring? ** #needhelp #unemployed #needajob

Ion kno wat I like better: employed or unemployed????

@cmpimental The same way he bungled the economy, the unemployment rate &

Pinterest reminds me how poor I am #unemployed #cry

Secondly aint no1 tell u to buy a 36 dollar tee shirt, when u on unemployment my nigga. And its u

@epytwen Where do I find the, Unemployed Philosophers Guild, twitter account? I have something to think. @MLPBeatty

being unemployed is the best feeling ever #justsaying

Jobless tonight

Can't help being let down at such late notice but unemployment can't be that bad as no-one took the offer. Found someone elsewhere though!

@_Moi_cOqE @derabrbie yh me to aint that jobless

SWS Survey last May shows that the percentage of unemployed women is significantly higher than the percentage of unemployed men.

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden....LOL

im unemployed because...well, ya know...mo money, mo problems.