News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 12.09.12 Part 29

@janewells That’s what you get with 8.2% unemployment.

@rajskub u wouldn't be unemployed if u convinced #FOX to #BringBack24 I need a Chloe O'Brien fix stat!

The best thing about being unemployed? The 'no sex before a match' rule no longer applies to me! My Mrs is one lucky woman! #Satisfied

Had dinner with gran and cousin. Even got gran to agree with me in our politics talk (topics: Galloway, Hillsborough, unemployment).

@LeahJadeEdwards: Candles lit, bath run &

If rest of the US had weathered recession as strongly as NYC, there'd be 12 million more #jobs now (12.5 million Americans are unemployed).

Get a job :) MT @PerryVsWorld the wine difference is probably more material for unemployed me....

I need to get a job. I'm jobless now :(

@tashqueen do i say WTF or OMG...clearly ur jobless

@JobsiteUK 2.5m unemployed people switch on TV, see Max Beesley &

Kelvin MacKenzie - Lightning-rod for hate, bitterness, bigotry &

#LinkedIn #Fail #Unemployment #Status #Update as something to #congratulate ! #LOL t.co/wUZp2jUX

.@PHP_47 You'll believe what you want, not what is obvious. Unemployment over 8% for 4 years, $16 Trillion in debt... masterful indeed.

@pinkindulgence give singhh !! He unemployed

all my beautiful unemployed girl friends with rich daddies... i love you all :*

Might file for unemployment so I can get the iPhone 5

Tomi has gone far oo 14,700 and am the jobless 1 #smh

@angelcakes1973 oh,i'm sorry. i know the feeling,when your unemployed... very bad.

@HockeyRodent and that fans feel no sympathy for multimillionaires with an 8%+ unemployment rate?

guess I better enjoy my job while I can come October 12th ill be jobless for about 2 months

Yep. I am now unemployed because I am a racist.

Fuck having no job. When i was unemployed for six months, it was the worst ever, job hunting was the worst. So glad i have a job man.

@Sandman7591 It's a clash abt context, and we'll see camps spin Ohio's low unemployment rate as a Kasich success or O success for wks

TO ALL YOU UNEMPLOYED ASS NIGGAS... YALL GON GET THIS WORK @iAmLoadedLux

I also better not be the only one working tonight or ill be unemployed. I'm not dealing with that shit again.

@Evooo_ lol btw pronounce p-evoooo like you'll pronounce p-en, lol I'm jobless

After 2 days of unemployment I've survived my first day of real life work... #earlyretirementyeaaaa

I wonder how many unemployed Americans are all hype to get the new #iPhone5

You can track my periods of unemployment by the times my library card is used.

@EmilyKlott hahaha i was just thinking the other day what if that unemployed bitch is my sub 1 day...? you guys tlk about last year?

.@MikeBloomberg Simplistic in the extreme. #recession #unemployment #nyc #usa

@rachtol and yes I'll continue to correct you 'cause I'm an annoying jobless weirdo that enjoys tormenting people :D

@nils_tomkins @beachmaster1517 @chucktaylor1961 Of course. Sorry about mass unemployment and Palestine as well, but I'd a few pints...

43 straight months of unemployment above 8%,a record number of people on food stamps,a deficit out of control

Jobless atm

Got a job offer making what I make now but cash instead of check.. Hmmmm, unemployment, work for cash, AND get financial aid. ****

Mitt Romney has spoken of the high unemployment rate, it will get better, as well as the housing market.

When can I start collection unemployment? #HelpAGirlOut

If yu ask where do they work at...? nd the person replies well they do temp them bitches are jobLESS

@khais3 @rosenbergkm BUT better than welfare and unemployment options. Glass half full.

George Osbourne is packed to the gills with shit. GDP rising, more unemployed, public services cut affecting those in need. Sack the cunt.

My fucking boss is a retard. Im about to be jobless. This guy is fucking retarded

@madiannx guys who are late, unemployed, irresponsible, not well mannered, bad with kids, homophobic, impolite stuff like that

I wanna go out and celebrate being unemployed

With unemployment down

I need my employed friends to quit their jobs until Oct 22 so we can kick it during the day

I hate work, but I could never just quit and be jobless.

My next girl gonna have the sexual appetite of an unemployed pornstar.

Literally every unemployed asshole in S. LA is out in the streets looking for that SUV with the stolen cash.

I need to be unemployed but financially stable so bad!!!!! #missmygirl

interesting unemployment figures Mr Cameron was crowing about today, 91.000 of 236.000 were olympic jobs and many thousands more workfare

Idk why everybody trippin bout Nikki Minaj...lets not give her all of this added attention.. focus on real issues like unemployment.

Impressed with Youth In Action group for creating awareness about youth unemployment @WLYouthPrograms #impactglobalyouth

Never realised when I left uni it would be this hard to get a job #unemployed #needmoney

Unemployed for three months and it feels like a lifetime! #FML I'm not use to this situation at all

Letter: Unemployment talk

Many Unemployed were on the street grabbing $$ as it was thrown out windows by bank robbers. Hundreds were following the police chase

Awww... @marraltofu :'( I could feel m'tears as soon as I entered BrentX, actually started crying when I got 2 Lush! :p Sad times! #jobless

I don't get it. Apple playing catch up, yet they're still behind? Passbook but no NFC? Same OS? Worse maps? #jobless

@Number10gov I hear Australia is going rather well on unemployment figures for the young. Around 5% I believe. Maybe some ideas for us?

@SJJizzy Ya that why he has doubled the national debt in four years, 23 million unemployed, 48 million on food stamps. Hows your check book?

@RasmussenPoll Unbelievable . . who would want more #unemployment, more #debt, more people on food stamps, more gov #regulation, etc?

Waffle houses all over from jville to little Rock are hiring all positions for those unemployed!!!!!!

oh my bad, I type 70 WPM bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh. (still jobless)

Unemployed again but honestly don't care

I have a way to drastically LOWER the unemployment rate! Offer evreyone that's willing to take it a one time retirement deal at 55!Jobs open

@livethat_Life smh they always do that shit. dont quit, it sucks being jobless lol

When u went to get ur benefits, do you remember how many ppl in the unemployment line had iPhones? @DiquorDown

Rap World: Where unemployed dudes know how to act like a BOSS

WDR coming in Oct '12 : 'jobs drive development'. Stats on youth unemployment &

No longer jobless O

@ekeeelly ooo never knew that because I don't do Wednesday's unlike you unemployed folk! How's university?

@RaymondKattoula she's not unemployed she works at davis now and honestly she was way better than most teachers

Cuz it sound like ppl are working to me...ppl are hiring not everyone is unemployed

#Malema is the Champion of the unemployed.....

I've reached the anger stage of under/unemployment.

@StephenLaster i called in too many times. Ive been planning it out so i caj get unemployment through the football season

@ChriSxJetson naaaah you a punk son. Go to the unemployment office lol.

I forgot how boring is to be unemployed!

#iphone5talk the price of the phone is more than your unemployment check for 2mo

You are unemployed and you're thinking of getting iphone 5,is just pure stupidity!

I hate when people post white vs black statistics in unemployment or poverty etc!! Research a JOB!!! #challengeyourself #noscapegoats

Midday shower and blew out my hair for this afternoon's big adventure: CVS. #unemployment #Merica

the people sitting in the International Socialist Organization booth don't look like they would have jobs even if unemployment was low

Loool ladi has made me look so jobless :(

sick and jobless Madelyn is sad Madelyn #whinytweet and it's only marginally better because that 70s show is on

@msnbc mitt is part of the jobless after all he closed many business

Unemployed law grads: An atty in my office said he'd love to sit down w/ anyone who wants to learn about opening a solo practice!

Apple managed to hide a thing away from prying eyes about its event today. Its the band performing live. Hats off to Jobless Apple (no pun).

Today has proved that Liverpool is not what people make it out to be. The sterotypical scouser is a jobless drug addict stealing ...........

Things keep getting worse :( #fml #jobless #lifesucks #right #now **********

robe, beer, second day hair, internet. epitome of unemployment. #backgroundchecksR4pussies

@missrapoza seriously I'm Jobless and they say I don't qualify for food stamps and I'm pregnant

@AndyBurnhamMP Youth unemployment rose massively under Labour. They paid the price of Labour's economic failure and open door immigration.

Well..... I need a job #unemployed but s/o to my mommy and daddy O

@SJJizzy Before you spout another word on twitter go visit the unemployment office then go to DHHS and spend a day like I did talk to people

Clearly I am a jobless person on earth!

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga ... Even though I'm unemployed...

@Leaverbomb how is it mate ?, hope your still jobless

got an job interview so happy cause unemployment ain't enough money for a bitch that love 2 fuck niggas in diff cities yes #worldwidehoe lol