News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 12.09.12 Part 23

@J_Henny_ you been gone to long bro... Not unemployment! It's cares!

The devil workin on me, I'm unemployed at the moment…

@yayasheshe @hiuhime @clarissacrab I'm unemployed and haven't dressed yet. I will however add #lilacpantsuit when I dress for class tonight

@J_mills_Y last four jobs ive had is cause of people i know lol i see people with degrees from good universities and been jobless for months

So now seun's Jobless (??_??)

Unemployment + New Kitchen + Bed Bath Beyond + Credit Card = Uh Oh... #consumer

If getting a job is so easy, why am I still unemployed? **

It's funny listening to a broke hustle-less &

@MotorCityLib And Obama hasn't created any jobs (unless you count government workers). His policies have kept unemployment over 8% though.

Still can't afford any of the iPhones, because maw go unemployed in a few months.

@Gone_Off_Fuego Damn, yeah just do that. Jobs are more important. I might have to stop for a bit too since I'm also jobless.

Are you better off? 1 in 6 Americans in poverty, 8%+ unemployment for 43 months, household incomes since recovery started have dropped $4k

@Juss_Gorgeous My mother's job. It was a internship. I answered phones, filed papers, carried boxes, did paperwork for unemployed women etc.

@NickMcCandless either way I'm exited for my upgrade next month unless I'm jobless

@LifeIsPRECIOUS_: *Starts twerking* because I am no longer unemployed!! Thank you sweet baby Jesus!! Awe congrats love!! Where at?

As an unemployed new-entrant, I can't help but consider applying.

I guess I should get out of bed and eat lunch. #unemployment #morelikeFUNemployment

110 days till my birthday, 104 day till xmas &

@sampsona04 I hate changes! I am a girl of stability. So now I'm gonna be on unemployment insurance starting mid-October. I'll get 55 % of

Love for @PDComics! I picked up the new comics &

Bridgeton has one of the highest levels of unemployment in Scotland. We all know why!!

I need a schedule like I'm unemployed.

I'm unemployed and just moved across the country. How will I afford to get that iPhone 5 lmao

@ValerieHurst SMH at the jobless hillbillies in this town being unruly at mid-day weekday meetings.

@feignedidentity how will dat translate to electoral fortunes..He paid for it,Let him..He was invited,let him be. PDP is jobless I swear

Watching the #iphone5 live stream and facebook-arguing with 9/11 truthers...being semi-unemployed isn't all bad I guess...

@RachH58 yeah cuz u work the unemployment line. It sounds exactly like your old job. :P #HardAtWork

Life van die jobless :/

#Obama is fucking up our country. 50% of grads unemployed. He creates low paying jobs. Not the types of jobs that I studied for. #fuckobama

@kellenjgraham12 good thing youve already got yourself a bombshell.And she happens to love 30yr old NASCAR-loving, unemployed, bearded men****

a nigga unemployed but I'm winning bxtch !

#ObamaFortuneCookie POTUS44 has 44 straight months of unemployment above 8%. Bbye Barry. #tcot

@ScottKWalker @ryan4congress How about Walker for unemployed!!

@chaosagent23 I've been off for so long (vacation &

@laurenfoley89 I wish! #unemployed

@Straggeologist -_- u still unemployed

So unemployment has risen.. More scum claiming benefits when really they just can't be arsed working &

@halfblindbandit The joys of unemployment, my friend. Now if only this fury of tweets could land me a #job.

Q2 capital flight from periphery was substantial. Major recession and high unemployment remain. A volatile situation while that's true.

Ppl need to realize I'm unemployed means I have limited source of income so I can't afford to get gas in my car to take u to smoke wit fakes

How's your wednesday? #unemployed where are ya @MelanieNorton2 ?? t.co/OYV769ch

Am jobless need job peepz

@JelloPuss Me too. There is a subtext here though, of a war on 'the north' during the 80s. We were all the enemy. Miners, jobless, etc.

The highlight of my day so far is sitting on the back deck and singing to myself. I'm making the most of my last week of unemployment.

Interesting workshop on Youth unemployment today at CPA Colombo. High Rate of educated students in Africa, facing risks of no jobs to go to.

@ABlindVisionary lol it's not funny :( I feel unemployed

@dorkkly I used to have them when I was a working man, useless for me now I'm unemployed and work is a foreign concept :(.

Romney = 1st class jerk + Fantasy Land denizen + dog abuser + cookie critic + awkward, cold, tax-evading unemployed loser. #NotYoDaddy

@michaelcalhoun @kcdowntowners But I thought they were all unemployed and living with their payrents?

This teacher not being real about these students designs. He gone have them unemployed for so long when they graduate.

Are you better off? Gas has doubled, unemployment has increased and debt has increased by 51% since he took office.

@AJLaudable you must've forgotten that im still unemployed and broke

Lack of #eurozone harmonization major flaw. #ECB should have inflation AND unemployment targets like US Fed, but econ divergence is obstacle

Cleaning the house while rocking out to some music. I can think of less productive ways to spend my unemployment.

LA's unemployment rate is nearly double that of the national average..our elected officials can't blame the economy @mayorsam @TheCityMaven

@mantone1 So you can argue the treasury technically made money on the bailout, but how much more revenue was lost through unemployment?

@JustPlain_E lol dont forget the addiction 2 #alcohol &

T's the lord's doin! @Me_Craay_GOOFY: So now seun's Jobless (??_??)

@GetOnUrNESHnBeg that unemployment check came?

High number of university Graduate in #Iran are unemployed. That is why less male than female want to go to #university, no jobs later on.

Mr government, quick idea, employ the unemployed to answer your phones. 45mins holding at the quietest time of day is not acceptable. #dicks

The unemployment percentage for black people was 14 percent last time I checked.

Suggest a way to lower unemployment .. Please

@TheInfoKnight Yeah ! since im totally jobless at the moment thoda tp ho jaata hai idhar :D finding ways to kill time you see :P

the elderly abandoned ..the young unemployed...congress in gridlock..worried about tax cuts for millionaires..unacceptable!

Am not jobless

Now if your on assisted living, collect unemployment, or have food stamps automatically x yourself out...

@DarlNasurudin what's make u jobless? Which area u are staying?

2 brothas on the same block hustlin to feed their seeds/one is shot dead while the other incarcerated... Violence+Unemployment=repeat cycyle

Think I'm about to get in an arguement about defending the unemployed. And I really can't be bothered.

If I spoke to my employer the way my househelp speaks to me, I’d be instantly jobless.She figures it’s an age thing

The Canadian government is starting to test my patience. You are supposed to pay me my unemployment. Today is the last day! #servicecanada

@MrPartisan @moonstickman Logically it increases the number of unemployed as more compete for same number of jobs, no?

#Yorks unemployment figures have increased by 23,000 according to latest stats. Up 10%. look north.

Pigeons don't work #unemployment

if people say shiit about you be happy cuz u special that's why they making your business their daily job since they jobless #twist

@Still_sOUnerfan The nation is starving for leadership. Record unemployment, record deficits, $4 gas. #ONETERM

Really? So wc job u dey do?@RacksOnRackzz: Am not jobless

America's economy be struggling and unemployment be on the rise til the iPhone drop and all of the sudden we prosperous and thriving

@b_Meehan_13 Libraries >

Unemployment Rate for the city of Philadelphia is at 11.6% smmfh

Parliamentarians say they r being corrupt because they are poorly paid @ZiFMStereo Lol. So should the unemployed be thieves? @SirNige

I have the day off tomorrow! Wait... Now I have everyday off because I'm unemployed.

Lmao! Yur sick sha x_x ..Joblessness is de Lord's Doing? @moni_swiss: T's the lord's doin! @Me_Craay_GOOFY: So now seun's Jobless (??_??)

Trouble at home “@James4Mayor: LA's unemployment rate is nearly double that of the nat. avg..our elected officials can't blame the economy

Want to know the magnitude of the indy gamble? Look at Ireland. Lots of self-determination to go with their economic ruin @ unemployment.

finished work and I balled my eyes out, I am now officially unemployed :( #unhappybunny

@JessicaGottlieb Wait, does that mean you assume everybody who pays attention to you during the day must be unemployed, retired, or parent?

Do I lay in bed all day and watch The Shield? Or do I lay in bed all day and play battlefield 3? #unemployed

Had dinner with gran and cousin. Even got gran to agree with me in our politics talk (topics: Galloway, Hillsborough, unemployment).

“@RDarlo: #Unemployment is up 28,000 across Yorkshire and Humber over the last year - @IPPRNorth analysis #jobs”>

@dusperrinphotos Why you getting both? Since I'm unemployed, I'm only gettin 1 which is the deluxe's version.

Not gonna let anything get me down, jobless people

Applying for jobs is a long process but I gotta do it.. I'm not able this unemployed life **

Y'all spent y'all financial aid already. Lol. Too bad. Should've waited. Hahaha. No iPhone for the broke and jobless.

Anyone know anywhere that's hiring? #unemployed #helpmeimpoor

@sashahoward5 Well that'd be us contributing to the unemployment figures in Birmingham lol x

Jobless people get on my nerves.

Am a Child with Good behaviour so I get paid for that @CodedCodez: Really? So wc job u dey do?@RacksOnRackzz: Am not jobless

Trying to get a flu shot, there's a problem with my insurance. $740 a month for COBRA and can't get a flu shot now? #unemployed