News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 12.09.12 Part 42

@CharlieDaniels So that's what has caused the high rate of unemployment! Not outsourcing. Not George Bush destroying the economy. Well well!

Damn if I had the money I would buy the iPhone 5 #jobless

@KCInjuns lol. Havent cheated yet. Technically unemployed this week!

Some drop out from skool from early now she unemployed with a baby

Just another beautiful day. How can you imagine unemployed in a month? So sad :( Oh Father Christmas, pls come early to me. I'll behave!!

@popppyscottx fuckin hell! I'm still unemployed.. Ahhaha, we're deffs going tho!!

@mchalmers15 @deandrejordan You rich ass dudes should help an unemployed couple trying to get on their feet move to LA and start our lives!

@emfoster17 I'm kinda gutted about the update - I KNEW this would happen lol. I need to justify spending ?150 when I'm unemployed...

Unemployment falls? LIES, we know of 11 people who's jobs ended but were NOT ALLOWED to sign on for reasons like their boyfriend was working

15 million americans are unemployed.

Even if they are getting the Libya story wrong, at least the MSM is focusing on the unemployment situation and rising gas prices.

Unemployment is awfully shit. The RAF better get back to me soon.

LOL a mans hiring strippers una after he's unemployed where he gettin the money #cheaters

@MikeBah: One in every five new graduates is unemployed. t.co/RUce7Svm looking optimistic Mikey B ???

Jobless haha no license no car but i have patients it come someday

Even the lady that waxes my eyebrows thinks I'm a loser for not having a job. #unemployed #pathetic

@Lanie312 loo nah im unemployed lol so im frrreeeer

Obama you have failed the African Americans--50 per cent unemployment in African American Neighborhoods--shame on you!

@AshNicohl tahah, so do i! that's why i'm still unemployed.

May need a new dp... Mick is unemployed atm and just doesn't cut it:/ as much as I love the man

Being unemployed seems like more work than being employed. #justsaying #gimmeajob?

Morning.Thursday.Jobless.same old same old.

I told Sallie Mae I was unemployed, I'm not sure how that's gonna work smh

She twerk like she do it for work unemployed pussy be the best that stuck up pussy be the worst...cat.e

higher education means nothing anymore. The majority of us will be unemployed anyway. Don't get your hopes up

SMH Now Im Jobless Like Her Ass! But Im Not Finna Let NOBODY Disrespect Me Or My Family!

@Alan4Florida and do you think that 8% unemployment and a dead ambassador is doing fine?! Seriously?

In other news I am officially unemployed.

Lets see how many bots spam me. Eeyup, over 9000, more followers, sex, need a job, money, unemployed, scootaloo, and #brony

@Chall1156 the state has one of the highest unemployment rates and it's because of ridiculous laws that restrict businesses and freedoms

#Virginia, 2009 unemployment was 7.8%, is now 8.3%, 2009 median income was $54,000, is now $50,000 #msnbc #women

@Drugruber @egeidel i heard its got a bigger screen and new chips n shit, but nothing mindblowing. #innovation? #Jobless

Some people really deserve unemployment, welfare, and the other financial assistance. Most don't. #miadservice

Now that I'm unemployed I have like 4 dollars and a bus token left for the rest of the school year.

After 4 years of uni I think I'm going to be fat, depressed and jobless.

@Bake_This_Kayke lol Word Up &

Yo, @MittRomney: You just lost the election. Enjoy your unemployment. t.co/2CNCAe9x

Day 3 of can Geener not go crazy while on forced sabbatical from work/technically unemployed. The not going crazy part ISNT WORKING

@Laura_M_Kenny been on here just a bit too much today #unemployed #wastedyouth Too ready for Notts! When you back x

I'm employed &

Although, knowing my luck I'm gonna be forever unemployed. Prostitution it is then

Spent about seven hours unemployed... Then I was rescued by my editing skillz. Now I really need to be able to move into our new flat. Plz.

@paris_b6 @jordanwooski @hindburger hahaha well I'm jobless atm so will depend on the money sitch for me x

$2.5B to send machine to Mars, $200M to Libya, $1.2B to Egypt, .... Doesn't sound like a bad economy with high unemployment #tcot #gop

@GeorgiaS93 I've been employed for most of summer- embrace being unemployed! back tomorrow but going Marbs for a week. when are you back? x

These folks are no experts, paid promoters of a dieing online venture, that's not really going to change the world out, Jobless thoughts

@waalley u re jobless

“@aguywithnolife: oh you're a freelance writer? we're all adults here, you can say unemployed.”

@mirtle or at least used to be, unemployed come Saturday!

@voldyvoldyvoldy Aw ): I'd give you a lend but unfortunately as of today I'm unemployed ): summer job's finished ):

Every time I think I don't feel like being at work. I wanna go home! I remember there are ppl with degrees who are unemployed.. #Thankful

The Word of God is never unemployed.. It's ALWAYS WORKING!!! #UnashamedImpact

I have been unemployed for 3 weeks. *sigh*

I'm working for God from the unemployment line #loving God no matter what

Bad enough I'm still unemplyed . I don't need these employed unstabled creatures asking me if I'm still unemployed . Lol

iPhone 5 is out. Quickly, unemployed people unit, form a line and spend my money on a new phone. Your welcome!

@AJEnglish @ajfaultlines the money should be spent looking out for d jobless and d poor

Poverty? UP. Unemployed? UP. Foreclosures? UP. Gay troops? UP. Free condoms? UP. Striking teachers? UP. Dead diplomats? UP. #AWOL #pU

iPhone 5= big letdown! I was hoping it would allow me to teleport or be in 3D. #jobless

Okay..if the unemployment rate is so high...why can't they find replacement teachers in Chicago...hmmm...right to work? probably not!!

Unemployed today

@EatMy_Tweettt I thought you worked at the daycare AND got a position at Party City?? Save some jobs for the unemployed! lMAO.

Someone tell Chris Mathews he's already been crowned most idiotic journalist now that Olbermann is unemployed. He can stop trying so hard.

Eeyup, over 9000, more followers, sex, need a job, money, unemployed, scootaloo, robocop...

@LawKid11 8.1 unemployment and he is leading on the issue of the economy ..as far as who can do better.

96,000 unemployed people found a job last month. 251,000 unemployed begin to receive Social Sec Disability every month. More stats to ignore

How do some of y'all tweet around the clock?! Niggas sleep deprived &

Unemployed people have the best twitter

Wiz Khalifa with my man &

took me 20 minutes to get a job today. honestly, i don't understand people who act like unemployment isn't a choice. it's your life, go ham

This whole unemployment thing is making me OCD about the cleanliness of my bedroom...

Fuck charter and them 183.00 dollars bitch I'm unemployed #ByeBye

OTL no I'll be performing with my band. because we're all poor. and jobless.

@MeisterPrince @Lady_Dee_79 because her problem is easy to solve your options are hard, you don't want to get unemployed?

Unemployed? Not if you count how I work it #barbarajean

Jobless #fml

@Ant_aMent We're not talking just the unemployed, but people looking for a career change and a new challenge.

jobless figures don't tell the full picture Unemployment is still rising in the north and the BBC simply choose to ignore it

Avg unemployment comp time for TN unemployed = 26 weeks.

@FtblSickness @GodHatesCleve Andy likes to out think the room. He's about to out think himself to the unemployment line

Recently lost my job, denied unemployment but I'll still be buying @DarrellCoyle EP to support him, @damianmcginty and @oran93

Write in 'Jack Daniels' as your emergency contact on all job applications. Yeah ive been on unemployment for 4 years what of it? #lifehacks

I've steady applied at different places for two months. Still jobless

Being unemployed is so unbelievably boring

I think the Fed's biggest fear is that it sees higher inflation, but the unemployment rate doesn't drop materially.

Those 2 weeks i was unemployed>

@basedaleex i have like no income, im a jobless heffa

@HtownsSweetest wat yo unemployed ass doin???

@uberviva INCUBATING TALENT,CREATING JOB OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL.THE UNEMPLOYED THAT HAVE BEEN LET DOWN, NOW THERE IS ANOTHER WAY! UBERVIVA

@Delgabre well...i am jobless since april..and still looking..but it is hard

Unemployment welcomes me.

@NicCrossley_ jobless twats here in good old farnworth.. Got bk monday looked around when I was drivin thru fw and felt sick xx

This niccuh n his feelings &

Whether Arab Spring OWS or Russias uprisings it all boils down to the same obvious &

Unemployment's bad, debt has hit $16T &

@manndykim no problem.. hate seeing someone go jobless

@kevinbridges86 computer from f*ck*n WHSmith! No wonder you unemployed! #TopDrawer #ComeBackSoon #shamehesatim

:) *jobless*@EmmaCee_: This guy please enter school @Somto_FRB: Be steadily talking like they sprayed insectiside in your brain...

If I am supposed to fix what is 'wrong' with machines, and they don't have I D ten T compatible software, I guess you're now unemployed.

At the point of unemployment where pants are not worn inside &