News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 12.09.12 Part 40

@theslugg: feeling real sluggish these days #unemployment SLUGGG VISIT ME DAMN IT

If you have no place to live, why would you keep a puppy? #stupid Especially if you collect unemployment &

~ Need a job bad... #jobless >

LA chase reminded me of Obama. Throwing away other people's money and in the end nothing but unemployed people in the streets.

@ashes2ashes13 I never watched it before until I was unemployed and caught a marathon of every episode. Now kinda hooked.

@clareebarr am no bad! gtn bored of unemployment nw tho :( u? x

UK unemployment falls by 7,000 and now stands at just over 2.5 million. But output continues to fall so productivity must be falling,

@BarackObama The presenter of this government office threatened our unemployment if you were not elected into a second term. #Obama2012?

Come #November lets grow the #unemployment numbers more by FIRING #obama and the #DEMS out of office!! #Vote2012 #RomenyRyan2012 #GOP #tcot

@ljishie yyy, especially since you find way more things to follow/keep up with when you're unemployed :(

Can we make love before yu goooo the way yu say my name make me feel like im tht nigha br im still unemployed

While Boxer is telling Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu her disappointment, gas still over $4 gallon and unemployment number 3 #CA

Obama, I Built My Business. Not You. Not Welfare Programs, Not Unemployment Benifits, Or Food Stamps, SBA, Head Start Or Any Welfare System.

so my father is unemployed and my mother makes like 200 a week #lunchapplications #freelunchgang lol

Let them Hate. they've been doing that for a longtime. It's Like a Job to them , they'll will be unemployed when they Quit.

@Nigeriainfo993 to hell with Fashola &

Am unemployed and a hate it and a hate everything and a hate everybody

Its always the jobless ugly ones that sit around nd talk about me

CTFUU!!!!“@northphilliest: I'm at the unemployment office and people in here talking about getting the iPhone 5.”

Been an unemployed bum for a whole month. Oops.

Oceana is super tempting, wish I was unemployed sometimes!

@JoeyyDoesIt I doubt it, the unemployment rate out there is terrible. I'm not going back to sitting on my ass all day.

Take me back to that 3 week span of unemployment, Girl's Day and Slender Man ever day

The reason a new iPhone comes out once a year is because they are manufactured in China enjoy building their economy and not ours #jobless

This is why I don't like fucking with dumb and jobless bitches.. Hahahahahahaha

@clevrgirl Must be v.hard to motivate yourself at moment, if any help unemployment here at 14 percent, fingers X'ed for you #ChinUp

I feel jobless

@TaylorTedford but unemployment is like...the worst feeling ever...at least for me...

#AmericaIsSorryFor for putting birth control and gay marriage before unemployment.

Terrance J ain't on 106&

Tories doing what they do best, Covering up the truth on unemployment figures NOW. Nothing new there then. @BBCNewsnight

I get 95$ a week for 5 months, thankkkk youuuu unemployment. #FreeMoney

I miss my wallet being fat #unemployed

My money too little to flaunt it to a fucking jobless bitch.. Hahahahahaha, I'd rather donate to charity than floss. Bitch is tripping.

Chad Johnson charged with domestic battery in Fla.: Unemployed wideout to be arraigned in wake of last month's arrest after dispute w...

In three hours after dropping off my mom to the airport, i will be like sooooo unemployed. again. Zzzzzz mamaaaaa **

Need to find a job asap. Unemployed life is getting old #needcashflow

Film, popcorn and wine on a Wed nite #whynot #unemployed

Not to mention poll tax, the increase in unemployment, complete wrong strategy on the Falkland and leaked our major plans

@SophSlater Absolutely!! Especially with people being unemployed!! Lol

@cakesandbunting I am! I am unemployed, but have applied for a few things I am hopeful about!

@NHL I would like to get #NHL13 for my son. Im unemployed and already spent money on my L.A. Kings Stanley Cup DVD. Cant afford anymore.

@TaylorTedford one day unemployed is too much...#workaholic

Related: this is what I get for being unemployed.

@bbcnewsnightscotland The unemployment anomaly can be easy explained-People R going onto tax credit-Rather than be hastled by the job centre

Hey @OntLiberal .. Not a good idea to ask for $ from a new (unemployed) teacher. You'll get my response next elxn. #fb t.co/vkNoBsKp

@AlexTwatter and im the one whos unemployed...

If u unemployed, it shouldnt be difficult for me to reach u on the phone

Really hoping tomorrow goes good. Im over being unemployed! Ha

@Tyteyona_xo lmao I thought his ass was jobless now.

And I will not settle with being 18 with no money, unemployed and still leaving at home with mom. I'm sorry, but I will not be one of those.

Maybe Cos I'm Jobless Most Of Th Time.

If it is easier to let poor performers go, and the risk of recruitment is less, SME's are far more likely to hire the talented unemployed.

@strawberymochi @satansenpai lucky I have to pay for gas and I'm jobless.

We've now had 38 straight months of above 8% unemployment, the longest streak since the Great Depression

@RochelleInVan, and how do they measure, accurately, the amount of unemployed people? Small samples. No one asked me about my employment.

Yeah this whole unemployment thing is going to make me friends with my mom!! Looks like it.

lmao!well to make it clearer this stupid jobless,motor mouthed ratchet dumbass blaky bastard bitch has just been blocked :| @bluebunnyyy

I hate being unemployed ** good thing I'm starting my new job next week!

Ahhh I'm so exhausted, I can't wait to be unemployed lol

@MickeyChristmas i be at home, can you put in a good word for me at the new store cuz im unemployed lmaoo

Note bout to be jobless#swea#

When people who are unemployed moan about waking up early 'OMG as if I gotta set my alarm for 8:30 :/:/' my heart really does bleed for you

#Newsnight love covering unemployment when it goes up but not when it comes down. #BBCBias

The Sun is a shitty newspaper for the unemployed to read, it has no intellectual articles it's just full of lies #GetTheSunBanned

@lisaroberts1006 Crabb needs to be shown figures! He is here to represent us and support us. If he doesn't..well unemployment can be lonely!

@auggification Nice! I have 1 tomorrow &

more like dinner. unemployment is sweet............. in the beginning oo

@chuckwoolery someone is getting fired. Unemployment **

About to be 17, unemployed, and can't drive <

quit my job, FYI i'm NO ONES slave. Made them my bitch! #jobless but IDGAF!

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@StefLove_ I make u feel like you that nigga but you still unemployed?

Why is Union Square the purgatory of unemployment?

Unemployed for 11 days. lol

lol b/c I went to free yoga for the unemployed today on my break from work :-x

@dcowger Yes, the arguing over % of the profits is tiresome. I feel bad for the arena workers who'll be unemployed.

the Fed has said all along that they feel it’s almost immoral that the unemployment rate is as high as it is. @BloombergTV

determined to be in bed before 12, need me beauty sleep to prepare for all the handing out of cv's i'll be doing tomorrow #unemployed #dull

@KyleHighClub drop Facebook and it's AMAZING how little stick around. I'm basically unemployed

@ross7_ but how do you get so much, being unemployed! Tell me the secret now.

Soooo... I am jobless... #GREAT...

Under President Carter Iran was a problem, unemployment was high, an Ambassador was assassinated and inflation was high! (Or is that Obama?)

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Section title reads: Employing DMA. Great. Now we're giving jobs to computer processes. No wonder millions of humans are unemployed.

I might fuck around and cop this iPhone 5 with my unemployed ass..... Man, I love selling drugs!

One in every five new graduates is unemployed. t.co/hExREwWE

#Iowa, 2009 unemployment was 7.8%, is now 8.3%, 2009 median income was $54,000, is now $50,000 #1u #twisters

He said his dick bigger than the unemployment line! Lmfaooooo #ICant @RealLilMouse funny af

@EllaCandie lOl ur jobless cos ur countn sum1's tweets :D

@peterpanlou yes but once I finish this job ((bc it's shit)) I'll be jobless and probably broke too ow

How about you turn your unemployment into a REAL hustle &

I'm officially unemployed!!!

@Claudzrose nope. Marjorly unemployed. And so I'm bored as. How are you?! Xx

Obama's been great for unemployment. The number that is. It keeps going up. #GOP #tcot #tlot #p2

Niggas who work shitty 9-5 shifts always bitter towards unemployed folk. Why is that?

@hpjefwithonef I will not purchase food from grocers and only eat from my emergency seed survival garden. Stay unemployed, U.S.A.

@RobChan91 awkward when your unemployed #sourCronin

i havent tweeted on the regular since i was unemployed

georgia is ranked 45 out of 50 for highest unemployment rates... why yall keep moving here for jobs? clearly there are none lol