News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 12.09.12 Part 31

23.1M, the # of underemployed Americans, including those unemployed (12.5M), those no longer looking (2.5M) and those working part-time (8M)

I was jobless@fizweet: @pinkpyt stop begging for followback jor. They should be begging you. *straight face*

@ElemPAYNE You tit!! :L Ah maaan! I've got no money! Unemployed student remember!! Possibly dude I'll let you know!!

@barbiebff @chinakatsunflwr @randomjay this is a situation where you could use an unemployed court room artist.

everybody is getting iphone 5... when my jobless ass haven't even gotten the 2nd 3rd 4th or 4s. lol smh

@YEnterpriseLive did you know Australia has unemployment for young people at around 5%, now why can't we match that?

Somebody on here last night told me it'd be okay to rub my balls on this hot chick at work. It was not. NICE JOB GUYS, I'M UNEMPLOYED NOW!!

The unemployment rate has dropped 2% in the past 2 years. Yes, slow, but that means in two more years we should be back to our A game

I'm tryna get an unemployment check for the time I was outta work for the hurricane! #FingersCrossed

@wildnoe exactly,every Tory govt needs high unemployment to enforce their regime. Tory party symbol should change to a giro cheque.

*deep sigh*@uncensoredIII: ((DEAR GOD))) @threshNweze: Y should sum1 bring up d story dat debbie z died??*smh* fr jobless people

@ohthereschelsea nigga, i'm an unemployed college student, i'm broke and i'm no hoe lol

Baiky needs to buy me an iPhone 5 I’m the unemployed one here …

@KyleJiggetts Department is reporting that just over 4 Million workers have become unemployed since 2009. The Fact is 347.000 less now >

@aaron_mong if I don't get called into work, wanna do something? Something cheap because I got shit to pay for and you're jobless and all.

Unemployment in Harlow is about 94.6% the other 5.4% are prostitutes.

Upside of being an unemployed grown-up? Credit cards and soo much extra time to use them. **

If the unemployed bother you, chances are you're stuck in a dead end job which you hate, and haven't realised you can choose your own life.

I recently got iPhone 4s fully knowing that I'm not gonna cop the iPhone 5. ?500+ for a phone when I'm unemployed .. Cha

Economy wrecked, high unemployment, 4$ gas, embassies attacked...Holy Cow!! Obama is the 2nd coming of Jimmy Carter! #tcot

#Unemployed: Woke up at 2pm today. #CarpeDiem

I am officially jobless for the first time in years!!! ******

LOOOL Shame, that Alyssa Douglas bird has destroyed her life in one tweet #dontmesswithBarrack #unemployed

If too much worry is a therapy to human problems many specialists would have been jobless

The following generation is f*+ked. Let's skip over them .. All they'll contribute to is the unemployment column.

Living on my savings account #jobless

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed #frank**

U KNOW U JOBLESS WHEN U FALL ASLEEP 2 LIVIN SINGLE &

Contrary to what was reported by the mainstream media, the unemployment rate actually rose to 8.1% today... #unemployment #ons #condem

@Abdusx stop stealing all the jobs from the unemployed people

@SharonAnnO slimer!! Ha ha that's what Mums are for. Good on her. Wish my son had pulled his finger out then he wouldn't be unemployed

Well last night we filled out applications in the bar! #unemployment #yourdoingitright

F the unemployment office. Such a long ass wait!

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No Jersey Comeback??? @Record_Melissa: Group of ppl outside @GovChristie's Howell event protesting state's 9.8% unemployment rate

“@love: I'm at the unemployment office and people in here talking about getting the iPhone 5. I need to know their life.”//******

They way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga..... But I'm still unemployed

@LayersOfTee i assumed wit spiralling unemployment throughout rest of uk &

Are we friends again? :-) @unemployed__guy

Being jobless for the past month has been beyond amazing! Hate that I have to go back to FF #depressed #make$$$

Well, that was an interesting day. Turns out my job is changing - into what we don't know. Possibly unemployment, possibly a better job...

@thequeen_tee had to..I was unemployed for her bday (July 2nd) so I gotta make up for it ?

@MattHYCheung ...i don't have a current place yet xD *unemployed and enjoying her freedom for some reason*

Not unemployed at long last! #FootInTheDoor

If he prints to infinity, $5-6 at the pump and 10% unemployment - but one hell of a 1day rally

“@iDstroy: Rap World: Where unemployed dudes know how to act like a BOSS”lmao

Can I collect unemployment for being fired from an unpaid job at an internet radio station?

It's official, I no longer work at Wayne College. #Unemployed

@hardball_chris If Romney's Mass Unemployment rate was low because many unemployed left state , then self-deportation strategy works?

My dad made me drink holy water. He said someone is giving me the evil eye and cried because I still have not found a job #unemployed #help

@stanwalka at all! Thrown out of umbrella. Jobless. Busybody. Money thirsty. Etc

unemployment was flat today. if jobs was alive and he had all those iPhone leaks on his watch, lots more people would be unemployed..

@g_geraldi @ellievickerry @cjsuxx @mikeedavies a didnt say a was coming!! Not made of money man GABBY #unemployed

Gotta suck to go to unemployment with two black eyes....knowing they are a direct result of an ex co- worker

Just think all those people that are unemployed scrapin for robbed money. If Romney gets elected that # might double.

@juliagillard's Labor certailnly won't cry over you when you're jobless or can't pay your electricity bill. You're on your own then #auspol

I find it incredible that the unemployed and/ or Chavs get discounted gym membership, that's a luxury that I can't enjoy being in employment

@Tay_2_SweeT yes I am free, on unemployed now :) lmao living the life (not) haha, but we are going to come see yu guys this weekend ^_^

@Priya_Sonn actually the first tweet was to educate, because it IS not easy to be unemployed being single or a couple without a kid! Fact!

#JimmyObama (Carter reincarnated) has given us 8.1% Unemployment, Govt HealthCare, and 5 Trillion in new debt. #tcot

My weedman at his unemployment meeting :/ ugh

being unemployed is actually really boring

Libraries and the poor, Libraries and the unemployed, Libraries--Destruction and pillage.

The night I'm going out is the day my bank calls me to tell me my card is shut off cuz some jobless prick tried buying stuff with my info

@Ayee_ItsJasmine I guess. I've been on unemployment since last year and I've been putting in job searches like no other!

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga and I'm still unemployed......

The amount of unemployed people in the West Midlands rose by 237,000 between May and July of this year.

How many unemployment checks will be used to buy the new iPhone? #Apple #economy #lame

unemployed niggaz have more girlz than employed niggaz moral : broke people claim alot and are persuasive

increased work at the lowest income levels plus the value of unemployment insurance contributed to this slight decrease in poverty

THEY THINK THEY CAME IN HERE AND EXTORTED 40.00 OF ANGELIQUE'S UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK YESTERDAY CLAIMING SHE BROKE THEIR MP3 PLAYER

How do you unemployed people make your money to buy stoosh cars...I need some tips.

@D_Blanchflower Danny do you still stick by your prediction of 4 million being unemployed? It was always an unrealistic prediction.

UK Unemployment falls! #topstuff

A Straight Hairdresser is an Unemployed Hairdresser #fact

Enjoying being at work and can't wait to get that first paycheck. Unemployment is nice, but it doesn't always pay the bills!

@likefollowgrow i will pass on to SDS north ayrshire team and others.good that this is available to our unemployed

Low wage jobs and Unemployment benefits account for slight decrease in poverty. Not exactly good news, working poor just increasing.

@ConorHolt heheehe I'm unemployed

2.95 million people in England are unemployed **

Wish I had a lot of time to share and tweet like most of y'all do maine... I really want to be jobless these days.

Youth unemployment has risen by seven thousand, generations fucked

@BlkCaliBarbie: My weedman at his unemployment meeting :/ ugh #Hustle ?

@FareedZakaria 40% - that's very high. I wonder unemployment rate is high!!! #Education is the key to success

Guess y'all niggas like being unemployed huh??

@mrscorie @noel_kck @Chewi863 REALITY: 0.3% Growth, 23 million unemployed &

The way u say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

Youth unemployment risen 7 thou, Our parents gave us barren land to toil

If things go as planned ima be havin a new job real soon.. I been unemployed for too long lol

I pretty much watch whatever AMC and FX tell me to watch. Unemployment week 2.

Get her one naaawRT @zax441 Ewww...nw I knw my sister is really jobless.

Im unemployed but I quit my job and I'm not looking for another one, so do I count ?

Tellin Someone You're Unemployed is Embarrassing

@jaacklawson cant afford to eat there jack, got to goto the room called free meals for habbo gurls cos im unemployed

There used to be days when i didn have to worry about goin to bed early, days i loved being #Unemployed

Oh the joy of visiting the unemployment office!

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@FuckYou_yraM -_- Unemployed Homeless Ass

I don't want to go back to work! But I literally couldn't live… FUCK ALL THE UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE!!! #fuckyou #getajob

@mariasearth @myfoxla In that area,people would keep the money. A lot of residents are unemployed and struggling,and don't want to snitch.